Baker's Dozen 3 Review

This is the third episode of Baker's Dozen, Brandon Iron's bukkake line for Platinum X Pictures. Every movie has a slightly different twist as Brandon makes variations to the formula. The core is scorching hot one-on-one sex followed by a ball-draining blizzard of facials provided by a supporting cast of dicks. Some of the previous variations have been a bit distracting for me, so it'll be interesting to see where the three scenes here go, especially because I'm not familiar with any of the actresses.

Persia, Michael Stefano, 14 guys, plus cleanup girl Aidon

Michael Stefano is fondling 21-year-old chocolate delight Persia from Las Vegas; he enjoys slapping her generously-sized booty while she energetically strokes his cock. She doesn't appear to have any tattoos, but she does sport a small nose piercing. Michael's fingers quickly find themselves into her anus, so I think it's safe to assume that we'll be seeing his big dick in her ass in the not-too-distant future. The room is pretty plain with a purple couch (where all the ensuing action takes place). He starts stroking away doggie style for a minute or two, then switches to her ass. Ass-to-mouth precedes a vigorous saliva-enhanced blowjob. He picks her up and sets her pussy on his cock for a well-filmed cowgirl session. Michael switches holes and we continue to enjoy a fine view of her rounded backside during the anal cowgirl. Persia must really like it in the ass because most of the intercourse is anal. After A2M and some more oral antics, she rotates and treats us to reverse vaginal cowgirl, her modest tits jiggling. He licks her clit for a few moments, then starts pumping her pussy before switching to her ass while he licks the toes of her outstretched left foot. She spreads her butt cheeks with her hands as he plunges his meat into her sphincter doggy style. After some A2M, he sinks his cock into her pussy, then moves back to her ass. Finally, he gives her a fine-looking man-milk mustache which she licks up before saying, "Bring on the dozen."

Persia is soon surrounded by cocks and she energetically works the circular blowbang sucking way while her hands are always occupied. Her oral enthusiasm is top-notch and she makes good eye contact with the camera. She's good with her hands and generous with the saliva too, spitting on cocks for extra lube. The cum finally starts flowing and the top of her face is already a mess after four loads. She admits that she's greedy for cum; with her dark skin, the loads are quite visible. She says it feels good and that her skin benefits, too. She directs the location of the last few loads. An uncredited girl (Aidon) comes in to do the oral cleanup, slurping up all of the cum. Persia's makeup is running but it looks like she had a good time as she waves goodbye to the camera.

Krysta-Lynn Lovely, Toni Ribas with Deja Daire, 13 guys

Toni's working out, beating the crap out of boxing dummy set up in the backyard. Krysta-Lynn is sunbathing (with high heels) on the pool deck; she rolls over to tan her backside and we get treated to some very nice views of her fabulous ass. Toni starts massaging her which then leads to undressing her black bikini. He leads her to the house and in the shade, she goes to work on his cock. Brandon tries to get her to hit him as Toni hit the boxing dummy, but she says, "I don't want to hit him, I want to fuck him." She bounces up and down as she vigorously sucks his cock. They move indoors and she mounts him cowgirl where we can see a small lower back tattoo. The horny little blonde loves riding his cock and when she spins around to reverse cowgirl, we get to see her pert, all-natural tits. He pounds away at her pussy at a furious pace which she just loves. She begs, "Please fuck me harder!" They switch to doggy style and we get a shot of her gaping pussy before he starts pumping away. "Harder, Tony, harder!" She just can't get enough. She asks him to fuck her ass but before he does, raven-haired Deja Daire moves in to suck his cock. Toni penetrates Krysta-Lynn's sphincter multiple times, occasionally pulling out to have Deja suck away on his pole. Toni and Krysta-Lynn move to reverse anal cowgirl. Deja attends to his cock at regular intervals. The blonde wants her baker's dozen and Toni unloads on her face; Deja licks some of the load, but it's not enough.

The two girls are back outside in the shade in a dual blowbang. Krysta-Lynn's sucking is a bit more energetic than Deja's and she gives better eye contact to boot. Krysta-Lynn's also more verbal, "I want to be cum soaked." After the dual circular blowbang, the guys form a receiving line and the two little sluts orally work down the line. I'm less keen on this visual since there are more shots of guys jerking themselves off and it's hard to see the girls' faces. Things are better after the camera angle changes to point-of-view and the two double-team each cock. At last, the ball batter starts flowing and Krysta-Lynn is the target. After about the fifth load, there's a brief break as we get to enjoy the progress of her glazing. She endeavors to keep her eyes open even though her lashes have a good coating. A few of the latter loads are generous blasts and she is well covered especially as very little has dripped onto her chest. Deja Daire reappears and starts licking away at Krysta-Lynn's face. A straggler steps in to shoot his load, and at least one shot nails the brunette who seemed surprised by the blast. There's a brief break in the action and all of a sudden, Krysta-Lynn's face is mostly cleaned off, so I don't know what happened there. I'm getting the feeling that maybe Deja found her cleanup duties too challenging.

Allie Sin, Michael Stefano, John Strong, 12 guys

Michael and John are delivering donuts to Alicia Rhodes's house (Alicia was in the first episode); Brandon's recounting the Manuel/Alicia episode, but there's no answer at the door so they circle around. I find the recurring donut theme to be amusing, and I like the references to previous episodes (it's just like a TV series). Lo and behold, eighteen-year old Allie Sin is housesitting for Alicia. John and Michael start fondling Allie. Allie's fine little body unfortunately sports some cartoonish, and horribly-placed body ink. Allie is not quite as energetic or verbal as Persia or Krysta-Lynn, so I find that the overall scene hotness is down a notch. Michael pumps her pussy reverse cowgirl as she sucks John. The guys try to get her to talk a little bit, but her passivity is probably natural. They change positions and we get a nice view of her backside as she cowgirls John and sucks Michael's donut-decorated dick. Michael picks her up and places her on his rod for a standing airborne fuck, then passes her to John who gets her in reverse; she's pretty petite because this would never work with a much bigger girl. She seems to be better off in one-on-one sex, so the guys take turns pumping away at her pussy. Michael unloads first, all of which ends up in her mouth which she dutifully swallows. John pumps her pussy (no anal for Allie) before he donates his load to her mouth.

A long line of guys await; in this sequence she's kneeling doggie style and the guys step up one-by-one to briefly pound her pussy. The gangbang action would probably work better if she were more aggressive; she's not much of a talker, but the guys are probably enjoying their very brief opportunity to pound some teen pussy. The visuals are better when she's on her back because we get a nice view of her gorgeous natural rack. A blowbang follows, but she's not quite the skilled sword swallower as Krysta-Lynn or Persia. As the cum flows, much of the first few loads land in her mouth; however she eventually swallows and the glazing begins in honest. She doesn't appear to be particularly hungry for cum, despite the generous glazing she receives. Unlike the other two starlets, her eyes aren't plastered shut (she wipes her eyelids a couple of times) and she's able to maintain eye contact with the camera throughout the finale. She wipes her own face and periodically a guy steps up to donate another blast. As she thanks the camera, I get the overall impression that Allie just wasn't up to the task at hand.

Production Values

Both audio and video quality are excellent here; Brandon is a solid technician and understands the craft of videography. If anything, his technical skills are getting even better. The DVD replication is excellent and the DVD menus are simple (always a plus in my book).

DVD Extras

Behind The Scenes (5:18) - I really like Behind The Scenes footage as it's one of the few ways we get to learn a little bit about the girls' personalities. It's mostly Persia with a sprinkling of Allie here.

Bonus Footage (3:31) - Cutting room extras from the Krysta-Lynn and Deja scene; the movie was edited to fit within the maximum VHS tape length of 160 minutes, so this is some of the enjoyable footage left out.

More Tease Please! (12:50) - The tease segments are also pretty fun as the feature usually heads pretty straight for the sex. All three cavort around for us to enjoy. Hopefully one day when VHS support is dropped, the movie will include the bonus footage and tease segments as part of the main feature.

Photo Shoot (5:35) - Behind the scenes footage of the still photo shoots that precede the filming of each scene (i.e., before the chicks get covered in cum).

Cumshot Recap (6:59) - Especially appropriate for a cumshot-oriented movie is a cumshot recap. There sure are a lot of loads!

The standard Photo Gallery slideshow (the resolution is a bit on the low side), a few Trailers, Website info, and Director's Bio round out the generous DVD extras.

Conclusion

I thought this episode was half a notch down from the previous two, mostly because the casting wasn't quite right. Krysta-Lynn was the best of the three, with Persia doing okay. Allie, cute as she is, just never seemed to get into the groove; many girls don't have what it takes to be a Baker's Dozen lead and I'm afraid that Allie is in this group. While each one takes a well-filmed drenching of jizz, not one was up to the caliber of the better performances of the first two episodes (Alicia Rhodes, Sophia, Taylor Rain, Missy Monroe, Dillan Lauren).

The cleanup chicks are an unnecessary distraction. They pose a certain conundrum: if they're truly cock-crazed cum junkies, they should have their very own Baker's Dozen scene. If they aren't, well they aren't going to be terribly enthusiastic about licking off a dozen loads.

I think Brandon has nailed down the sperm count right: 12-13 loads per scene is about right; anything more really just goes to waste. As this is the third episode, it is clear now that the casting is really, really important. I enjoy this series, even more than his excellent A Good Source of Iron cum-swallowing blowbangs. Honestly, I think I'd score this a 3.75, but since quarter-points aren't available on ADT, I'm going to give an overall rating of 4. I'm eagerly awaiting the next episode!

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