Baker's Dozen 3 Review

Reviewed by Js.One  on  3/28/2005

.:Baker’s Dozen #3:.

Studio:

Platinum X Pictures

Director:

Brandon Iron

Featuring:

Persia, Krysta Lynn- Lovely, Deja Daire, Allie Sin

Extras:

Bonus Footage, Behind The Scenes, Cumshot Recap, Trailers, Website info.

Aesthetics & Thoughts:

I descended upon this title with memories of ‘7 The Hard Way’ & the ‘Gangland’ series. However, ‘Baker’s Dozen’ isn’t a gangbang series. Instead, there is a one-on-one scene, which at the time of the pop-shot, introduces eleven other guys for the facial. I’ve seen this concept done in some of Rocco’s films before, such as in ‘The Animal Trainer’ series, which I thought was brilliant. Well, at least brilliant in theory.

Sometimes these cumshot oriented flicks where multiple guys show up can be largely disappointing. Take for instance the ‘10 Man Cum Slam’ series where it was nothing but a bunch of random dudes with weak pop-shots. It’s weird that when I envision a cumshot series, I picture the girls getting blasted by someone like Manuel or Peter North. In reality, a decent shot is hard to find most of the time.

Scene One [Persia / Michael Stefano]:

 

•        This one begins with a few typical positions, and even includes anal (ATM, RC, doggie, ect). I think that fans of Stefano will enjoy this, however, I always thought he got a bit too intimate in his scenes. With that said, I thought the fucking was lackluster and contained only that contrived enthusiasm I know too well.

 

•        After Stefano himself pops, Persia then faces the camera and says “bring on the dozen”. The next shot introduces the ‘dozen’, who form a circle around her and wait to be sucked off. Basically from here it turns into a blow-bang. I felt this ruined any momentum because the guys walk into the shot flaccid.

 

•        Each guy attempts to cum on her forehead or some other arbitrary place like her nose. After about twelve dripping cumshots, the ‘clean-up girl’ arrives to lick some of the spooge off Persia’s face. Another idea which is brilliant... in theory.

Scene Two [Krysta Lynn- Lovely & Deja Daire]:

 

•        Just like the previous two scenes, this starts off with a one-on-one. Krysta Lynn has a lisp, which I found to be a turn-off...but it doesn’t make that big of a difference.

 

•        About 2/3 through the scene Deja Daire shows up, seemingly only for ATOGM duties. However, she does stay for when the ‘dozen’ arrive.

Scene Three [Allie Sin]:

 

•        This scene starts off as a two-on-one, with Allie.

 

•        The thing I like about Allie is that she seems like the kind of chick I would see walking around campus. The downside is that she shows about enough enthusiasm as a death-row prisoner.

 

•        Although this is a two-on-one, there is no DP or anal

 

•        Also, unlike the first two scenes, there is no ‘clean-up girl’ for this scene.

Overall Score: 70%

There are brief moments that I enjoyed, however, I don’t think the series works for me. Fans of blow-bangs should enjoy this one though.