Biggz And The Beauties 8 Review

This is my first Biggz movie; despite his low number of movie appearances, apparently this guy is a seasoned stud, having spent some time doing, uh, other kinds of sex scenes. I don't care, as long as the onscreen chemistry and sex are hot. Certainly, other straight pornstars have dabbled with gay/lesbian cinema.

The box cover bills his cock as 13" - a laughable claim. If it's consistently much more than nine inches, I'd be surprised. It's a time-honored tradition to misrepresent physical stats in porn: a tradition I wouldn't mind seeing discontinued. And yes, I'll let you know when hell freezes over.

Scene 1: Eva Angelina

Cover girl Eva Angelina rubs her pussy waiting for Biggz. No pesky plot or dialogue here. The cute little Latina looks so innocent with her trademark eyeglasses wearing a pink nightie, her hair in pigtails. This innocent look is an interesting juxtaposition as she expertly sucks Biggz's impressive member; he's a lanky dude with a number of tattoos which really gives him the unfortunate ex-convict look. The blowjob quickly ends and Biggz stuffs her pussy with his cock as she lays back on a glass dining room table. She's back to cock sucking; she can't swallow it whole. They're back to the table for more fucking; he's taking it pretty slow and easy; she sucks him again briefly. The third round of the table, he pounds her pussy harder and she seems to be more into it; it's pretty amazing to see her most of that cock disappear in her pussy. They move to doggy position and he lightly slaps her ass as he sinks his pole into her delectable pussy. By this time, her glasses are off and it seems like she enjoys it kind of rough. They move to reverse cowgirl; we get to enjoy her as she bounces on that cock (her glasses have magically reappeared). She rotates around to standard cowgirl and we get to enjoy the view of her lovely ass, but only for a short while (it looks like he's having wood problems - dude, take the blue pill). She gives him a very sloppy blowjob; abruptly he jerks a pretty small load into her open mouth.

Scene 2: Holly Hollywood

Biggz and the cameraman follow a trail of lingerie to pretty blonde Holly and her perky nipples. A short blowjob ensues followed by Biggz poking her twat from behind. She's verbally enthusiastic about his long deep strokes. She's back at sucking his dick and then they move to missionary as she rubs her clit. She's pretty vocal and it sounds like she's really getting off. They change to spoon position followed by reverse cowgirl so we're treated to more nice views of this petite babe. Thankfully, it appears that she opted out of the trampy tattoos and piercings that have blighted the porn landscape. It still looks like Biggz has a problem keeping his big tool hard; while it's never really limp, sometimes it just isn't all that stiff. She stiffens him up a bit with a sloppy, noisy blowjob; after an abrupt cut, he jacks another meager load into her mouth.

Scene 3: Paige

Paige looks rather nervous during the brief intro, but she seems to relax as Biggz starts eating her pussy. She briefly sucks his rather limp cock; the camera cuts to a new angle and magically his dick is hard. She has twin looks of disbelief and pain as he slides into her pussy. I'm not so sure that she's really enjoying this. There's not a lot of energy going on here even as Biggz pounds her from behind; the chemistry does not change as they move to spoon. She gives him a rather half-hearted blowjob which he seems to like anyhow. A quick doggy session is followed by some reverse cowgirl and we see Paige slightly less passive, but she's clearly laboring through this scene. They're back to doggy; she can probably take his big dick easier in this position. She struggles through another missionary position; he pulls out and after a few brief strokes, pops a small load in her mouth, the very first scene without an abrupt cut before the money shot. A regrettably low energy scene.

Scene 4: Gen Padova

After that dreadful snoozer, we finally get it back in gear with the very exuberant Gen Padova. After an energetic blowjob, she gets it in her shaved snatch. She's a very vocal performer and she's seems to be the more vigorous of the two. It looks like she's really getting off as he slides in and out during a doggy session. I don't think Biggz can give enough to Gen who begs to be pounded harder and spanked as well. This is even more apparent when we watch her firm ass bounce up and down as she fucks him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style. Biggz is having more stiffness issues as he attempts to penetrate her pussy doggy style again. He jerks off another smallish load (I guess this is normal for him). Gen is the epitomy of what would be called a "really fun fuck".

Scene 5: Audrey Hollander

Biggz is yakking on his cell phone as slutty redhead Audrey Hollander walks around. He hangs up and Audrey starts sucking away. The blowjob is really short and all of a sudden they're in a standing doggy. Audrey is a very vocal nasty talker, maybe the sluttiest redhead working in porn today. That's good because the world needs more slutty redheads (well, my world at least). She enjoys his dick in missionary, but it's not enough. In the movie's only anal, she takes it up the backdoor in reverse cowgirl anal, but he's having wood problems (again). Dude, this hot-talking slut wants you to fuck her in the ass and you can't get it stiff? He is able to continue fucking in a doggy anal; being the nasty slut, she does some ass-to-mouth before he goes back in. He loses his erection again and she licks away. He recovers some of his dignity and alternates between her pussy and ass for a while, but he's still not very stiff. He launches one squirt into the nasty redhead's mouth.

Production Values

Decent, but certainly not spectacular. In a couple of instances it looks like they forgot to take a white balance reading but nothing more. There's not a lot of dialogue but thankfully the soundtrack isn't too intrusive.

DVD Extras

Behind the Scenes (13 min.) - a nice montage of behind the scenes shots, but don't expect any in-depth Barbara Walters interviews. I actually prefer the interviews which lets the girls show a little more of their personalities, especially in a gonzo film like this one; and if they want to have better interviews, they have to mike the girls better or adjust the audio levels. I don't really care for behind the scenes footage that shows a cameraman videotaping the same sex that you just watched. The only exception? Seeing the cumshots from alternate angles: that's good stuff.

Bonus Sex (23 min.) - after a minute of trailers, we're treated to a hot blonde (whom I do not recognize) and two white guys (no Biggz). After a pleasant double blowjob, she gets her pussy pounded by one while she sucks off the other. The guys do a pretty good tag team on her before they finally launch a respectable volley of penis protein on her face. I'm afraid to say it, but this scene is probably more solid than any of those in the feature film.

Trailers and a nicely done Photo Gallery are part of the standard DVD extras fare. Company and website info round out the goodies.

Biggz: An opinion

As a sex performer, he simply is not at the same rarefied plateau as other big black studs like Lexington Steele, Mr. Marcus, and Mandingo. Unless he can address his penile performance problems, I don't see him lasting in the business very long. That would be a shame; he's pretty mellow and seems like a nice guy and the porn world needs a better variety of male talent. There's not much you can do with cumshot volume (it's pretty much what you're born with), but erectile issues have other solutions (from our fine pharmaceutical friends at Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, and Merck).

Summary

This movie is a disappointment because the male talent doesn't come through. That's a real shame because there's some good female talent (only the newcomer Paige seems to be totally out of her league). If you're simply curious about Biggz or an incorrigible fan of one of the girls, this movie is a rental, otherwise you're better off saving your money for other fare.

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