Surfer Girls (Shane's World) Review

Reviewed by cv  on  6/15/2004

I've been enjoying the Shane's World series more and more over the years. Take a bunch of pornstars, send them somewhere fun to goof off, party and fuck their brains out and make sure to keep the tape rolling. The untapped potential of regular reality TV is realized in the uncensored adult antics of Shane's World.

The premise of Surfer Girls is great: send Katie Gold, Teagan, and some other babes to Hawaii to wreak havoc on the local surfer boy population. The boxcover indicates that it's light on intercourse, the emphasis primarily on handjobs with some oral thrown in. There's also a very prominent shot of Teagan's tight teen ass. That said, c'mon gang, let's see what this is all about.

Surf's up!

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Mainland Prologue: Teagan and "Boyfriend"

Teagan's boyfriend (Tommy X, I'm guessing) is rather pissed off that she's leaving him behind to go to the Aloha State with her girlfriends. He gives her a lot of grief as she's packing her suitcase. Soon enough, he's licking her nipples and her jeans skirt is discarded revealing her white schoolgirl panties. Nothing schoolgirl about her as she slids onto his fairly long, but slender cock giving us a great view of her ass. This guy is pretty young, a bit on the slender side and not showing the seasoned porn stud moves which makes it seem all the more authentic.

They change positions a few times, and the whole scene looks rather amateurish which fits well with the series theme. He finally blows his load all over her stomach and chest as part of his goodbye send-off.

Arrival (non-sex)

We're introduced to the Surfer Girls sort of. (I wish there were some better introductory graphics.) The brunette is Nadia. Big-titted Brittney Skye has long blonde hair with dark streaked tips. Katie Gold is highly recognizable to me, even more so now with her unfortunate wrist tattoos. The girls check into their bungalows and hit the beach in search of guys. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't take long. "Do you want to be in a porno with us?" they ask to some guy on a bicycle. Duh.

At The Bungalow: Brittney Skye, Nadia and "Kid Vicious"

The girls bring back their first prey. This lucky guy lies back and fingers Brittney's g-spot while she manually strokes his rather average-sized cock. Nadia and her capture watch on until eventually Nadia jumps in to assist her blonde cohort. The guy gives Nadia his attention and the two girls bring this guy to a spurting finale with their hands. Bonus for him: he scores one of the girls' beers as he leaves.

At The Bungalow: Nadia and "Cheeto"

Nadia quickly rips off the board shorts off of our bicycle-riding hero and uses her tits to get him hard. In return, he enthusiastically gets her going with his fingers. She briefly sucks his cock, adding lots of drool to slick things up, but moves back to the handjob. He blows his load from his smallish cock, but is happy to be in the right place and the right time.

At The Bungalow: Katie Gold and Dusty

Katie shows her veteran status with her expert oral attention on Dusty whose nickname is apparently "Chainsaw", but most of the action is again with her hands. Brittney and Nadia are fondling each and finally join in, with Brittney sitting on the guy's face first before Nadia jumps in. Katie and Brittney jerk this guy off to a dribbly thick cumshot.

Back on the Mainland: Teagan's boyfriend (Tommy X?) and Fallon

Teagan's boyfriend laments, "I wish I was in Hawaii", but the young lady consoling him mumbles, "Get over it" through a mouthful of cock. The guy finger fucks her and then switches to a slow, deliberate missionary. They roll over and she looks great bouncing up and down on his cock; her tits are nice, too and she shows them periodically when she pulls up her grey t-shirt). He's a little more energetic in fucking when she's on top; she's also pretty good at pushing back onto his cock in doggy style. It sounds like he's ready to blow his load at any time, but he manages to fuck her sideways and finally launches most of his load into her waiting mouth.

The Girls and Some Guy With a Dog

Are dogs chick magnets? Apparently they are when your dog's name is Milo. And what a fabulous chick magnet Milo is. This lucky dude is caught in a Texas (Katie/Teagan) vs. Cali (Brittney/Nadia) sandwich. Katie ends up doing the majority of the work on his dick with her mouth and hands, but Nadia relieves her at the end and he cums all over her hands.

I don't know what happened to Milo the dog, but he deserves sirloin for dinner for the next month.

Tent Ghetto: Teagan and guy; Brittney/Nadia and Jonathan

The girls are sitting around chowing on dinner and talking about being stoked for the next day's surfing lessons. They're not done hooking up with guys and end up at the local surfer's tent ghetto at Rocky Point. Teagan ends up with a guy with an accent and gives him a really fast handjob.

Next up are Brittney and Nadia with dark-skinned Jonathan. Similar action as the girls jack him off, occasionally licking his cock and fondling each other. Nadia ends up having dessert of Brittney's pussy while he watches. Finally, Jonathan jerks his load onto a t-shirt. With that, the girls say goodnight.

Surf Lessons (non-sex)

The next morning finds the girls getting ready for their lessons. Katie Gold in an amusing domestic interlude has her making French toast while showing off her Texas drawl as Teagan does.

Onshore, the lessons are given by Ty and his off-screen buddies as they give the girls the basics. In the surf footage, it looks like all the girls catch waves. They certainly look mighty fetching in their swimsuits and tight rashguards (rashguard color key: blue = Teagan, yellow = Katie, green = Brittney, black = Nadia).

Apparently, Teagan, the most aquaphobic ended up being the one who had the most fun; Katie claims that she had to drag Teagan out of the water.

Deutschland Uber Alles: Brittney and Jerry

While the girls are shopping, Brittney picks up a German surfer named Jerry. She takes him back to the room but a blowjob and handjob isn't enough for this horny chick. She wants to get fucked by his generously sized cock. He starts off in missionary and expresses concern that he might blow his load too quickly. His fears are unfounded. He fucks her in sideways, nailing her g-spot. They switch to doggie style and while he's slapping her ass, she begs him to talk dirty to her in German. Her ass looks fantastic in cowgirl as she rides that cock; they switch positions a couple more times until he finally launches a major load on her stomach and chest.

"Sehr gut!" (German for "Awesome, dude!")

Surf Instructors' Party: Teagan and instructor guy

The girls show up at a party at their surf instructors' place. Teagan is really sunburnt to hell. The Texas duo of Teagan and Katie pick out of the instructor guys. Sadly, they pick the wrong guy; he has an okay sized penis, but he has all the personality of a piece of coral. The guy has serious issues with the video lights, the camera, even hot little Katie Gold is a distraction for him. The petite blonde exits, leaving poor Teagan with Dickhead.

He just sits back unresponsive and stone-faced as Teagan sucks his cock. She practically begs him to rub her clit as she's servicing him. His lameness continues on and on and finally she jerks him off to a merciful end to this scene which really should not have been left on the cutting room floor. Teagan should be award a Purple Heart or something for cheerfully and politely dealing with this pathetic, ungrateful dickwad.

Secluded Beach: Nadia, Brittney, and Jerry

The luckiest guy on the North Shore, stalwart Jerry, is now playing tour guide to the two Cali chicks. They stop at a beach and he says this seclude spots is one of his favorites. I can see why as Nadia and Brittney get to work sucking his cock. Brittney magically produces a lipstick vibrator and sticks a finger in Nadia's ass while she sucks cock. He doggy fucks Nadia who treats Brittney with a little pussy-to-mouth action; Nadia queefs nicely when the German's thick dick is shoved back into her pussy.

Jerry switches his attention to Brittney and fucks her missionary; she likes it a bit on the rough side. Nadia straddles Jerry and offers great views of her ass then switches to reverse cowgirl and the great scenery just continues. The lucky guy switches between girls and positions a number of times before he speeds up for the finale and spews a generous, energetic load all over. The girls lick up his cum.

There's not a lot of surf in Germany. I can see why Jerry likes it in Oahu.

Change of Venue (non-sex)

Camera Guy shows up rather early as the girls wipe away the sleepers from their eyes before moving to a hotel. They had a great time at the bungalow, but not it's time to move to nicer digs for their last days on the islands.

Hotel: Katie and Peter

Katie is damned jealous of Brittney and her German stud; the horny little Texan is determined to snag a man for herself. She quickly finds a guy (Peter, I'm guessing) who seems to be a bit dumbfounded that the Shane's World cast has fallen out of the sky and into his lap. They head back to the hotel room where Katie's oral skills are put on display; she deepthroats his modest-sized cock with ease. The guy gets a little more into it as he finds something to due, namely nail Katie's pussy in a nice missionary. He fucks her doggy style on a couch for a short while and then caps off the action with a modest cumshot (although most of it lands in her mouth). In the post-action interview, the guy admits being a bit uncomfortable under the glare of the video lights and with the camera pointed at him.

Hotel: Nadia, Brittney, and two guys

Team Cali has found a couple of guys, apparently buddies visiting from Louisiana. The two chicks do their best at living up to that Beach Boys tune by licking and stroking the two guys. They switch off a number of times while a couple of off-camera onlookers watch (looks like Teagan and maybe one of their buddies who got cold feet). The girls -- now with plenty of practice -- expertly jack these guys off, the loads dripping over their hands.

End Credits (non-sex)

As the credits roll on the last two minutes, we are treated to some behind-the-scenes antics of our fabulous foursome.

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Production Values & Extras

For a gonzo/reality porn movie, the audio and video quality are pretty good. There are challenges in shooting at nighttime parties, working with amateur talent, filming sex (or anything else for that matter) in the harsh glare of the midday Hawaiian sun, but the Shane's World crew did an admirable job here.

In an unrelated scene called "Diary of a Young Slut" on the dedicated extras disc, Eva Angelina has a hot one-on-one session with some guy. This is a nice bonus unrelated to the main attraction.

However, the real highlights of the extras are the Behind The Scenes (miscellaneous non-sex antics that really show off their personalities and how fun this whole trip was) and the Lost Footage (extra sex scenes, mostly blowjobs but still great fun). Like many other Shane's World episodes, the Interviews reveal quite a bit of the talent as people.

Rounding out the goodies, the photo album consists of half hardcore shots, half scrapbook snaps (the "me and my girlfriends had fun" type); there are some bios as well as the obligatory link to the website.

Summary

Surfer Girls is a continuation of the successes of recent Shane's World episodes (minus the inane frat boy antics). The sex might have been hotter if a couple of professional guys had been flown to the islands to provide better boning for the betties since obviously by the second or third day, some of the chicks were desperate for a good pussy pounding. Certainly Teagan deserved to be paired off with some better guys, so hopefully in the future the casting selection will be more rigorous and more footage should be left on the cutting room floor.

The two veterans, Katie Gold and Brittney Skye showed their leadership potential both in the bed and in non-sex situations. Either one could be a great team leader in future Shane's World episodes, filling the shoes that Calli Cox left when she stepped away from the lens.

All four girls certainly thrilled the locals with their manual and oral skills and give the average viewer hope that at any moment a Shane's World hottie could be tapping you on the shoulder telling you, "It's your turn!" Surfer Girls brings the aloha spirit to Shane's World -- the best reality porn series around.

Aloha! -cv

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