Reviews of Kelsey Heart Movies (64 - page 2)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Brandon Iron, Tabitha Stevens, Chennin Blanc, Erik Everhard, Blair Segal, Chris Charming, Cherry Lee, Baki, Cheyne
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Stefan Rossini
Release date: 1/25/2001
Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 12 / 1999 Director: Stephan Rossini Cast: Tabitha Stevens, Chennin Blanc, Kelsey Heart, Blair Segal, Cherry Lee, Erik Everhard, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming, Cheyne, and Baki Initial Expectations: Pleasures titles have been kind of hit or miss. I enjoy the nurse fantasy and also enjoy both Tabitha Stevens and Chennin Blanc, so Im hoping for a hit but not exactly expecting one. Initial Reaction: Except for the last scene its really hot and a lot of fun. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good but slightly unbalanced. The video is about the same quality. Its pretty clear but there are some minor lighting problems and some slight pixelation. Music: None. Review: Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 starts off strong with two of todays most popular stars, patient Erik Everhard and nurse Tabitha Stevens. Eriks in somewhat rough shape and cant bathe himself. [read the full review]
review from 3/21/2001:
Running Time: 92 min. Production Date: 12 / 1999 Director: Stephan Rossini Cast: Tabitha Stevens, Chennin Blanc, Kelsey Heart, Blair Segal, Cherry Lee, Erik Everhard, Brandon Iron, Chris Charming, Cheyne, and Baki Initial Expectations: Pleasures titles have been kind of hit or miss. I enjoy the nurse fantasy and also enjoy both Tabitha Stevens and Chennin Blanc, so Im hoping for a hit but not exactly expecting one. Initial Reaction: Except for the last scene its really hot and a lot of fun. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good but slightly unbalanced. The video is about the same quality. Its pretty clear but there are some minor lighting problems and some slight pixelation. Music: None. Review: Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 starts off strong with two of todays most popular stars, patient Erik Everhard and nurse Tabitha Stevens. Eriks in somewhat rough shape and cant bathe himself. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Jamie Lee, Regan Starr, Zarina, Rikki Lixxx, Michele Raven, Aurora, Nina Whett, Brandy Nash, Lena Ramon, Taryn McKinney, Maya Soto, Kiki Daire, Barbi Blazer
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Corey Jordan
Release date: 12/11/2000
Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 25, The review summaries:
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Kelsey Heart, Inari Vachs, Earl Slate, Chennin Blanc, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne, Nicola, Brad Feelgood
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jack Layton
Release date: 11/28/2000
Nasty Nympho Nurses 3 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 3 / 16 / 2000 (movie), Jan 2000 (cover) Director: Jack Layton (movie), Stefan Rossini (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Nicola, Tyler, Chenin Blanc, Kelsey Hart, Cheyne Collins, Brad Feelgood (also listed as the tech), Billy Glide, and Earl Slate Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 so Ive got some pretty good expectations for this as well. Initial Reaction: I should have watched Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of slow motion with a nurse fetish and people who like to see guys asses during sex. Who Should Avoid It: People who like to watch their porn in real time or who watch it to see the women. Audio /Video Quality: The video looks pretty good throughout the feature. Theres a little bit of pixelation but its not much different than in any other release. The audio, however, varies quite a bit. The opening scene is very clear and the second scene is good, but the last two have a lot of problems. [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2001:
Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 3 / 16 / 2000 (movie), Jan 2000 (cover) Director: Jack Layton (movie), Stefan Rossini (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Nicola, Tyler, Chenin Blanc, Kelsey Hart, Cheyne Collins, Brad Feelgood (also listed as the tech), Billy Glide, and Earl Slate Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 so Ive got some pretty good expectations for this as well. Initial Reaction: I should have watched Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of slow motion with a nurse fetish and people who like to see guys asses during sex. Who Should Avoid It: People who like to watch their porn in real time or who watch it to see the women. Audio /Video Quality: The video looks pretty good throughout the feature. Theres a little bit of pixelation but its not much different than in any other release. The audio, however, varies quite a bit. The opening scene is very clear and the second scene is good, but the last two have a lot of problems. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Mia Smiles, Charlie, Taylor Moore, Chandler, Kaylynn, Miko Lee, Bobbi, Alexis Amore
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Release date: 11/26/2000
Naughty Slumber Party (Al Borda) review summaries:
Crash Override's
I bought this vid because it had Miko Lee on the back wearing a ball gag. Plus the delicious Cassidey and Kaylynn were in it. Boy, was this a winner. The sex scenes are absolutely phenomenal. The first is between Kaylynn and some chick whose name escapes me. The scene is truly boner inspiring. Kaylynn has one of the best asses in the biz and gets it spanked repeatedly, which was cool. Cassidey's scene was pretty intense due to the fact that the girl in it with her was getting pretty rough but Cassidey seemed to be into it which made the scene that much hotter. Miko Lee's scene was incredible, though the girl in it with her could have been hotter. But anytime a girl is wearing a ball gag is truly a winner. [read the full review]
review from 1/12/2006:
I bought this vid because it had Miko Lee on the back wearing a ball gag. Plus the delicious Cassidey and Kaylynn were in it. Boy, was this a winner. The sex scenes are absolutely phenomenal. The first is between Kaylynn and some chick whose name escapes me. The scene is truly boner inspiring. Kaylynn has one of the best asses in the biz and gets it spanked repeatedly, which was cool. Cassidey's scene was pretty intense due to the fact that the girl in it with her was getting pretty rough but Cassidey seemed to be into it which made the scene that much hotter. Miko Lee's scene was incredible, though the girl in it with her could have been hotter. But anytime a girl is wearing a ball gag is truly a winner. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Peter North, April, Misty, Erik Everhard, Isabella, Sophie Evans, Nichole, Craven Moorehead, Toni Ribas
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Release date: 10/23/2000
Previews: Previews
North Pole 11 review summaries:
All reviews of North Pole 11
Rieekan's
* DIRECTOR: Peter North * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: April Flowers, Isabella Camille, Kelsey Hart, Misty, Nichole, Sophie Evans & Tera Patrick. An all-sex feature with minimal set-up, directed by, produced by and starring the Loadmaster, Peter North. First up, I feel I should announce that Tera Patrick does NOT have sex with Peter North and most certainly does NOT take a Peter North facial. End of review ... (just kidding). The direction and the sex were pretty good, competently-handled, although the scene set-ups were disappointing and could have been a lot better. Pete turns in good performances as well and there was a fair amount of heat in his scenes. The other scenes, particularly the girl/girl with Isabella and Nichole, and the final scene with Sophie and Tony, were lacking. Overall, a decent if inconsistent offering. Absolutely gorgeous Tera Patrick appears in an aqua bikini and straightaway gets it on with Eric Everhard by the pool. Tera is a half-English half-Thai goddess with natural huge boobs and a beautiful face. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2002:
* DIRECTOR: Peter North * DURATION: »75mins. * STARRING: April Flowers, Isabella Camille, Kelsey Hart, Misty, Nichole, Sophie Evans & Tera Patrick. An all-sex feature with minimal set-up, directed by, produced by and starring the Loadmaster, Peter North. First up, I feel I should announce that Tera Patrick does NOT have sex with Peter North and most certainly does NOT take a Peter North facial. End of review ... (just kidding). The direction and the sex were pretty good, competently-handled, although the scene set-ups were disappointing and could have been a lot better. Pete turns in good performances as well and there was a fair amount of heat in his scenes. The other scenes, particularly the girl/girl with Isabella and Nichole, and the final scene with Sophie and Tony, were lacking. Overall, a decent if inconsistent offering. Absolutely gorgeous Tera Patrick appears in an aqua bikini and straightaway gets it on with Eric Everhard by the pool. Tera is a half-English half-Thai goddess with natural huge boobs and a beautiful face. [read the full review]
whirlpool engineer's
I walked into this disc hoping to spot some seriously hot nasty action. Instead, I was disappointed, but mostly from the high expectation I had considering Mr North and Tera Patrick were starring. These two did not have a scene together. Huge bummer. His scenes with the non-Teras were good, but nothing spectacular. No heat in the sex - and the North blasts were ok. I was looking for shorter scenes with more heat in them - instead they seem to drag. Also, the direction at times does not take advantage of these georgeous sex loving girls. Case in point - Tera Patrick. I can name ten different camera angles that would have been better to show off this goddess' body. In comparison to most films in this category, the production is first rate. [read the full review]
review from 1/12/2001:
I walked into this disc hoping to spot some seriously hot nasty action. Instead, I was disappointed, but mostly from the high expectation I had considering Mr North and Tera Patrick were starring. These two did not have a scene together. Huge bummer. His scenes with the non-Teras were good, but nothing spectacular. No heat in the sex - and the North blasts were ok. I was looking for shorter scenes with more heat in them - instead they seem to drag. Also, the direction at times does not take advantage of these georgeous sex loving girls. Case in point - Tera Patrick. I can name ten different camera angles that would have been better to show off this goddess' body. In comparison to most films in this category, the production is first rate. [read the full review]
Endorphin's
Starring:Tera Patrick, Kelsey Heart,Sophie Evans, Misty, Isabella Camille, April Flowers, Nichole, Peter North, Craven Moorehead, Erik Everhard, Tony Ribas Pros:Tera Patrick(gorgeous, ain't she?), April and Sophie taking control(or at least fighting for it), Isabella in black lingerie, "Nichole, you're looking a little bit wet there", introduction helps you easily identify the chicks Cons: some ass to mouth stuff(Hey lady! Do you know where that thing was?), fast forward techniques(Hey! I have the Panasonic A120, baby! If I wanted to do that I'd do it on my own), directing wasn't all that good, one chick that I didn't care for Memorable quote: "Lick it like it's the last pussy on earth"(I said 'memorable', not 'good') Features: 5 trailers and things that shouldn't be considered trailers. The set up of this DVD is very much like the Pick Up Lines series:mini-plots, nice houses, lesser known actresses, Peter North. Tera/Eric Tera walks down a spiral staircase. Good shot, cause she is gorgeous. [read the full review]
review from 12/14/2000:
Starring:Tera Patrick, Kelsey Heart,Sophie Evans, Misty, Isabella Camille, April Flowers, Nichole, Peter North, Craven Moorehead, Erik Everhard, Tony Ribas Pros:Tera Patrick(gorgeous, ain't she?), April and Sophie taking control(or at least fighting for it), Isabella in black lingerie, "Nichole, you're looking a little bit wet there", introduction helps you easily identify the chicks Cons: some ass to mouth stuff(Hey lady! Do you know where that thing was?), fast forward techniques(Hey! I have the Panasonic A120, baby! If I wanted to do that I'd do it on my own), directing wasn't all that good, one chick that I didn't care for Memorable quote: "Lick it like it's the last pussy on earth"(I said 'memorable', not 'good') Features: 5 trailers and things that shouldn't be considered trailers. The set up of this DVD is very much like the Pick Up Lines series:mini-plots, nice houses, lesser known actresses, Peter North. Tera/Eric Tera walks down a spiral staircase. Good shot, cause she is gorgeous. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Kelsey Heart, Leanna Heart, Roxanne Hall, Nico Treasures, Tiffany Mynx, Erika Bella, Ursula Moore, Elena, Mia Smiles, Cassandra Knight, Johnni Black, Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Yvonne, Gina Ryder, Jessica, Alexandra Nice, Cheyenne Silver, Deja Blew, Kristina St. James, Kary Evers, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Eve, Nikki Grand, Vanessa, Teri Starr, Cortknee, Cassidy, Caroline, Violet, Montana Gunn, Christina Angel, Torri, Tracy Love, Blondie Anderson, Jessica Darlin, Alana, Shylyte, Vanda, Amy Lee, Victoria Del Rio, Charlese LaMour, Blazer, Emila, Rikki Moans, Natalyn, Christian Wolfe
Studio: Elegant Angel
Release date: 9/21/2000
Sodomania Slop Shots 5 review summaries:
FacIan's
Title Sodomania Slop Shot 5 Studio: Elegant Angel Price: I don't remember Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Straight; Cumshots; Facial; Anal Initial expectation I've never seen any Elegant Angel before so I think it can tell me if I can like them or not. General comment Boring! That film is boring. It's not even bad enough to let you hate it. It slips on you like water on a waterproof watch. You don't care! This review covers only 15 scenes out of 32. DVD perspective Picture is average. Sound is correct. Menu is correct. Chapters for each scene inside the movie. Bonus: Pictures; Trailers. About the trailers, I think that what they show is mainly boring but the music is god damn good! I have put the trailers while I was preparing that review and it has put me in very good mood. Good rock/blues. Figures Time: 135' Scenes: 32 Introduction Cumshot quality description : I explain the vocabulary I use. [read the full review]
review from 8/20/2002:
Title Sodomania Slop Shot 5 Studio: Elegant Angel Price: I don't remember Format: NTSC Actions and Key Words Straight; Cumshots; Facial; Anal Initial expectation I've never seen any Elegant Angel before so I think it can tell me if I can like them or not. General comment Boring! That film is boring. It's not even bad enough to let you hate it. It slips on you like water on a waterproof watch. You don't care! This review covers only 15 scenes out of 32. DVD perspective Picture is average. Sound is correct. Menu is correct. Chapters for each scene inside the movie. Bonus: Pictures; Trailers. About the trailers, I think that what they show is mainly boring but the music is god damn good! I have put the trailers while I was preparing that review and it has put me in very good mood. Good rock/blues. Figures Time: 135' Scenes: 32 Introduction Cumshot quality description : I explain the vocabulary I use. [read the full review]
(2.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/25/2000
Ultimate Pictures Tells... The Naked Truth review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing. [read the full review]
review from 9/15/2002:
Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Alzea Antistia, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Tony Martino Directed By: Nick Orleans Ah, the porn review--if ever there was a better forum to turn a witty phrase or author a double entendre, I've yet to see it. But, I'm not gonna do it. Not here. Clever porn editorializing requires a certain amount of inspiration, and unfortunately The Naked Truth doesn't provide it. That's a shame, really, because it could. Ashton Moore is really a pretty girl, and Danielle Rogers looks as good as ever, but they're both held back in favor of...well, I don't know why they're held back. Their performances are so diluted here that they're damn near sublime. I know that it's not fair to ask for the hardest, filthiest action from a couple's oriented feature, but I'd like to think that couples who are adventurous enough to watch porn together are at least adventurous enough to choose hot porn. That said, The Naked Truth can be attractive to look at--like a bowl of fruit. [read the full review]
review from 1/18/2001:
Starring: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Alzea Antistia, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Tony Martino Directed By: Nick Orleans Ah, the porn review--if ever there was a better forum to turn a witty phrase or author a double entendre, I've yet to see it. But, I'm not gonna do it. Not here. Clever porn editorializing requires a certain amount of inspiration, and unfortunately The Naked Truth doesn't provide it. That's a shame, really, because it could. Ashton Moore is really a pretty girl, and Danielle Rogers looks as good as ever, but they're both held back in favor of...well, I don't know why they're held back. Their performances are so diluted here that they're damn near sublime. I know that it's not fair to ask for the hardest, filthiest action from a couple's oriented feature, but I'd like to think that couples who are adventurous enough to watch porn together are at least adventurous enough to choose hot porn. That said, The Naked Truth can be attractive to look at--like a bowl of fruit. [read the full review]
DeathIncarnate's
Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2000:
Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Nico Treasures, Raquel DeVine, Randy Rage, Elena, Liza Harper, Phyllisha Anne, Gina Ryder, India, Azlea, Cheyenne Silver, Sabrina, Vanessa, Melanie Stone, Xtacee, Marilyn Star, Wildcat, Randi Rage, Montana Gunn, Torri
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
(2.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, C.K. Blade, Julian, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Taylor Moore, Melanie Stone, Heaven Leigh, Torri, Cherry Mirage
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Finally Legal (Metro) review summaries:
LaNIKITA2000's
Title: Finally Legal 1 Studio: Metro Director: Greg Alves Talent: Melonie Stone, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, Cherry (Stryc-9), Torri, and Taylor Moore Length: 1 hr 48 min Note: Condoms are used for scenes 1-5 Scene 1: Claudia Chase and Alec Metro Claudia, with bleach blond hair, looks like a barbie doll. Alec first kisses her lips than her right tit while playing with her pussy. There is lots of moaning by Claudia. Alec goes down on Claudia. While she moans, one sees her pierced tongue! You know what's that for. . .sucking cock! This lady had excellent cocksucking technique. She maintains eye contact while blowing him. Then, Alec doggy fucks her in the vagina. Great vocal talent by Claudia. He fucks her reverse cowboy as we see her natural tits bouncing all over the place. The sex scene switches to the cowboy position, which one can see a great picture of her ass. After several other positions, Alec jerks off his load onto Claudia's chin and right cheek. Scene 2: Melanie Stone, Vince Vouyer, and Mark Davis Melanie has a dick in each hand. [read the full review]
review from 2/25/2000:
Title: Finally Legal 1 Studio: Metro Director: Greg Alves Talent: Melonie Stone, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, Cherry (Stryc-9), Torri, and Taylor Moore Length: 1 hr 48 min Note: Condoms are used for scenes 1-5 Scene 1: Claudia Chase and Alec Metro Claudia, with bleach blond hair, looks like a barbie doll. Alec first kisses her lips than her right tit while playing with her pussy. There is lots of moaning by Claudia. Alec goes down on Claudia. While she moans, one sees her pierced tongue! You know what's that for. . .sucking cock! This lady had excellent cocksucking technique. She maintains eye contact while blowing him. Then, Alec doggy fucks her in the vagina. Great vocal talent by Claudia. He fucks her reverse cowboy as we see her natural tits bouncing all over the place. The sex scene switches to the cowboy position, which one can see a great picture of her ass. After several other positions, Alec jerks off his load onto Claudia's chin and right cheek. Scene 2: Melanie Stone, Vince Vouyer, and Mark Davis Melanie has a dick in each hand. [read the full review]
Kate's
I don't like writing reviews on movies I don't like -so I'll keep it short. I count two young girls out of 5 sex scenes. Audio, what audio? I've never sat through such a silent porno -no talking at all. Almost every scene opens to a blowjob. The sex scenes are long -too much of the same. Even if I hadn't had sex for weeks I wouldn't be turned on by this porno. I guess I like talking. I was also hoping for young, fresh girls. On the plus side -Metro makes great menus -simple, easy to use. The chapter index is perfect -when you highlight a scene it animates, when no highlighted it's a still shot. And before each scene they list the performers -nice touch. The opening is hysterical. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/1999:
I don't like writing reviews on movies I don't like -so I'll keep it short. I count two young girls out of 5 sex scenes. Audio, what audio? I've never sat through such a silent porno -no talking at all. Almost every scene opens to a blowjob. The sex scenes are long -too much of the same. Even if I hadn't had sex for weeks I wouldn't be turned on by this porno. I guess I like talking. I was also hoping for young, fresh girls. On the plus side -Metro makes great menus -simple, easy to use. The chapter index is perfect -when you highlight a scene it animates, when no highlighted it's a still shot. And before each scene they list the performers -nice touch. The opening is hysterical. [read the full review]
(3.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Kylie Ireland, Christi Lake, Chloe, Chris Cannon, Tyce Bune, Chandler, Heaven Leigh, Shelbee Myne
Studio: VCA
Release date: 4/24/2000
Peepers (VCA) review summaries:
Rieekan's
* DIRECTOR: Wesley Emerson. * DURATION: »105mins. * STARRING: Chandler, Chloe, Christi Lake, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Hart, Kylie Ireland & Shelbee Myne. Ok, theres not a whole lot going on in Peepers. Fortunately, this title has been reviewed well by others, so I can be slack and just cover the main details. With Kylie Ireland and Julian leading the cast, youve got potential for a pretty good sex flick by all accounts. The former sports red hair, nicely installed bolt-ons and a killer girl-next-door charm. The latter is a rarity in porn a guy who doesnt incite you to lose your lunch. Not much can be said of the plot its fairly hammy, boring, etc. Duration was good, clocking in at over the 100 minute mark with a total of 7 sex scenes. Extras were on the light side but A/V quality was surprisingly good. Onto the sex. Things get started with another cute redhead, Heaven Leigh, taking on god-awful-ugly Steve Hatcher. It should be noted that Heavens pussy was indeed just that. [read the full review]
review from 4/12/2002:
* DIRECTOR: Wesley Emerson. * DURATION: »105mins. * STARRING: Chandler, Chloe, Christi Lake, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Hart, Kylie Ireland & Shelbee Myne. Ok, theres not a whole lot going on in Peepers. Fortunately, this title has been reviewed well by others, so I can be slack and just cover the main details. With Kylie Ireland and Julian leading the cast, youve got potential for a pretty good sex flick by all accounts. The former sports red hair, nicely installed bolt-ons and a killer girl-next-door charm. The latter is a rarity in porn a guy who doesnt incite you to lose your lunch. Not much can be said of the plot its fairly hammy, boring, etc. Duration was good, clocking in at over the 100 minute mark with a total of 7 sex scenes. Extras were on the light side but A/V quality was surprisingly good. Onto the sex. Things get started with another cute redhead, Heaven Leigh, taking on god-awful-ugly Steve Hatcher. It should be noted that Heavens pussy was indeed just that. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
The Plot: We begin with Kylie Ireland watching a couple have sex through some very sophisticated surveillance equipment. It's amazing how it can get crisp video images through the wall without any hole for the camera... Anyhow, J. T. (Julian) follows our first Pornstress Pounding Pal to his office, and informs him that he knows all about his affair with the wife of a mob boss back east, and that the hit crew is on the way. After shooting the three tough guys (who look like Grateful Dead roadies) off camera, he turns over his private detective license to the police while the investigation takes place. Desperate for work, he takes a job doing "matrimonial work" and goes home to his fiancée. She doesn't believe his weird stories about life as a PI, and he goes to check on the "matrimonial work". After waiting for the new boss to finish with two blondes, Julian is assigned to follow the mistresses and record any other sex they may be having. Well, Kylie is busy getting the anal sex from somewhere else, and Julian's fiancée hires her to follow him while he follows them. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2000:
The Plot: We begin with Kylie Ireland watching a couple have sex through some very sophisticated surveillance equipment. It's amazing how it can get crisp video images through the wall without any hole for the camera... Anyhow, J. T. (Julian) follows our first Pornstress Pounding Pal to his office, and informs him that he knows all about his affair with the wife of a mob boss back east, and that the hit crew is on the way. After shooting the three tough guys (who look like Grateful Dead roadies) off camera, he turns over his private detective license to the police while the investigation takes place. Desperate for work, he takes a job doing "matrimonial work" and goes home to his fiancée. She doesn't believe his weird stories about life as a PI, and he goes to check on the "matrimonial work". After waiting for the new boss to finish with two blondes, Julian is assigned to follow the mistresses and record any other sex they may be having. Well, Kylie is busy getting the anal sex from somewhere else, and Julian's fiancée hires her to follow him while he follows them. [read the full review]
aurora's
Some funny stuff here. Julian's a private dick the investigator kind but he just loves saying private dick. He may have of one of corniest parts ever in porn. No wait that's a tough superlative to achieve. Let's leave the plot out of this. You wont be buying Peepers for the plot even though youll roll on the floor laughing at some of the dialog.To the sex, my friends, cause thats why were here. Here you have two of the most attractive people in porn on the cover, but you dont get to watch them get it on until the very end. Sorry to kill the suspense, folks. Julians first fuck is pretty much a dog. Shes got a hot bod, but they should pan away from the face more. Pretty good sex here nothing spectacular. I forget whats next cause Im already remembering the kick ass lez scene with Chloe and some other chick. Chloe is downright ferocious and a master of all toys. So these two are fucking each other with tongues, toys, anal beads and anything else you can think of, while Julians up on the hill taking pictures of them. Private dick stuff, you know. This scene is so damn hot. [read the full review]
review from 1/30/2000:
Some funny stuff here. Julian's a private dick the investigator kind but he just loves saying private dick. He may have of one of corniest parts ever in porn. No wait that's a tough superlative to achieve. Let's leave the plot out of this. You wont be buying Peepers for the plot even though youll roll on the floor laughing at some of the dialog.To the sex, my friends, cause thats why were here. Here you have two of the most attractive people in porn on the cover, but you dont get to watch them get it on until the very end. Sorry to kill the suspense, folks. Julians first fuck is pretty much a dog. Shes got a hot bod, but they should pan away from the face more. Pretty good sex here nothing spectacular. I forget whats next cause Im already remembering the kick ass lez scene with Chloe and some other chick. Chloe is downright ferocious and a master of all toys. So these two are fucking each other with tongues, toys, anal beads and anything else you can think of, while Julians up on the hill taking pictures of them. Private dick stuff, you know. This scene is so damn hot. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Emily Jewel, Ian Daniels, Julian, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Christi Lake, Rebecca Wild, John Strong, Christgen Wolf, Flower
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Michael Danze
Release date: 4/24/2000
Sex Commandos (VCA) review summaries:
Gunth's
The plot of this movie revolves around an evil general who plans on releasing a substance that will make people not want to have sex any more. In answer the Sex Commandos invade his secrete lab with a potion of their own, but this potion makes people want to fuck to the exclusion of all else. Geared for: Couples and people who like plot, those who dont like anal sex, people who dig military uniforms, those who dont like facials, and lovers of mammothly big breasted women. Not Geared for: People who like facials, nasty sex, gonzo, and natural looking women. Scene 1: Julian/Stacy Valentine Not much to this scene. The Sex Commandos spray Julian with some sort of liquid that makes him horny and Stacy Valentine gets the job of fucking him. The scene starts off with oral and moves on too vaginal sex. The cum shot is all over her breasts, then she licks it his dick and then licks the cum off one of her breasts. There isnt much energy to this scene. Stacy fondles her breasts a lot. [read the full review]
review from 2/7/2003:
The plot of this movie revolves around an evil general who plans on releasing a substance that will make people not want to have sex any more. In answer the Sex Commandos invade his secrete lab with a potion of their own, but this potion makes people want to fuck to the exclusion of all else. Geared for: Couples and people who like plot, those who dont like anal sex, people who dig military uniforms, those who dont like facials, and lovers of mammothly big breasted women. Not Geared for: People who like facials, nasty sex, gonzo, and natural looking women. Scene 1: Julian/Stacy Valentine Not much to this scene. The Sex Commandos spray Julian with some sort of liquid that makes him horny and Stacy Valentine gets the job of fucking him. The scene starts off with oral and moves on too vaginal sex. The cum shot is all over her breasts, then she licks it his dick and then licks the cum off one of her breasts. There isnt much energy to this scene. Stacy fondles her breasts a lot. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Jessica Jewel, Azlea, Livia, Chandler, Sabrina Johnson
Studio: Metro
Release date: 4/24/2000
Slurpee Sluts Suck Deez Nuts review summaries:
rizknox's
This disc has some sexy sluts giving some serious slurpees. The stand-out babe of the disc is AZLEA, who looks fire hot as she slurps and bobs on a lucky goo stick. She has a super sexy face and of course it looks even sexier with a cock inside it. We watch her work her head-bobbing magic by a nice pool with built in waterfall. She eats that meat from all angels and seduces you with her sexy eyes as she stares into the camera. Very sexy!! She smiles in enjoyment as she gets a titty-fuck inbetween her fantastic breasts. She even jerks this cock off with her sexy toes until Mr.Stud is ready to shoot his goo. He pops his wad all over her sexy feet and she finishes by licking the cum off the side of her foot. Nice Touch!!! We also get to watch a sexy reddish-brunette eat a big sucker! And she does a great job filling her mouth up as best she can. Lots of sucking, jerking, and ball licking ensues from various angles. She gets her pussy played with a bit before it gets stuffed with this big cock. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/2001:
This disc has some sexy sluts giving some serious slurpees. The stand-out babe of the disc is AZLEA, who looks fire hot as she slurps and bobs on a lucky goo stick. She has a super sexy face and of course it looks even sexier with a cock inside it. We watch her work her head-bobbing magic by a nice pool with built in waterfall. She eats that meat from all angels and seduces you with her sexy eyes as she stares into the camera. Very sexy!! She smiles in enjoyment as she gets a titty-fuck inbetween her fantastic breasts. She even jerks this cock off with her sexy toes until Mr.Stud is ready to shoot his goo. He pops his wad all over her sexy feet and she finishes by licking the cum off the side of her foot. Nice Touch!!! We also get to watch a sexy reddish-brunette eat a big sucker! And she does a great job filling her mouth up as best she can. Lots of sucking, jerking, and ball licking ensues from various angles. She gets her pussy played with a bit before it gets stuffed with this big cock. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Brandon Iron, Chris Cannon, Azlea, Anita Cannibal, Charlese LaMour
Studio: Digital Playground
Release date: 4/24/2000
Taped College Confessions review summaries:
Kate's
While the sex is hot and the performers are attractive, there are only three sex scenes. The chapter menu is broken down into a ridiculous number of 'scenes' considering there are only three. This makes it difficult to jump to your favorite scene. The run time is 70 minutes - so the scenes aren't short. The opening cheerleader is highly annoying. She should just shut up and fuck. Thanksfully she does. The second scene is the kind I like. The older more experienced woman teaches the innocent girl all about pleasure. Too bad the only woman is too pornstar looking. The younger one is fresh and hot. Both do a great job playing their teacher student roles. While you don't get a lot of bang for your buck, the movie definitely turned me on. So if you can get a good deal go for it. [read the full review]
review from 12/4/1999:
While the sex is hot and the performers are attractive, there are only three sex scenes. The chapter menu is broken down into a ridiculous number of 'scenes' considering there are only three. This makes it difficult to jump to your favorite scene. The run time is 70 minutes - so the scenes aren't short. The opening cheerleader is highly annoying. She should just shut up and fuck. Thanksfully she does. The second scene is the kind I like. The older more experienced woman teaches the innocent girl all about pleasure. Too bad the only woman is too pornstar looking. The younger one is fresh and hot. Both do a great job playing their teacher student roles. While you don't get a lot of bang for your buck, the movie definitely turned me on. So if you can get a good deal go for it. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kelsey Heart, Emily Jewel, Bobby Vitale, Ruby, Candy Vegas, Candy Hill, Leanni Lei, Solveig, Kim Eternity, Mila, Alyssa Allure, Inari Vachs, Jessica Jewel, Saki, Mia Smiles, Gabrielle, Phyllisha Anne, Candy Apples, India, Azlea, Erica, Sharon Mitchell, Cheyenne Silver, Mary Jane, Salena Del Rey, Deja Blew, Elle Devyne, Andy Lace, Blair, Vanessa, Teri Starr, Anita Cannibal, Fiero, Xtacee, Bobbi Bliss, Kitten, Ericka Lockett, Brazil, Envy, Gina Rome, Chennin Blanc, Maren Beautte, Alicia, Angela D'Angelo, C.J. Bennett, Peach, Ryan, Venus Milan, Violet Love, Kira, Porsha, Cherry, Angella Faith, Cumisha Amado, Elizabeth Starr, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Natasha Blake, Kenya, Pebbles, Serina Lewis, Randi Storm, Vivian Valentine, Ashley Anne, Cherry Lee, Nancy Vee, Kokoa, Amia More, Kurious, Tara, Charlene Aspen, Linda Storm, Tawny Ocean, Casey, Lauryl Canyon, Jeannie Pepper, Naughtia Childs, Jada, Misty Dawn, Shelbee Myne, Donita Dunes, Lari, Ivory Blaze, Dalny Marga, Caramel, Claudia D'Corazon, Tai, Barbie Bond, Rosy Rocket, Daejha Milan, Angela Cee, Laurel Legends, Zasu Knight, Holly Landers, Lena Ramon, Ariel Cassidine, Kristin, Tori Coca Flame, Emerald Star, Kala V., Cinna Bunz, Sinnamon Love
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Jim Malibu
Release date: 4/24/2000
World's Luckiest Patient with 101 Nurses review summaries:
Endorphin's
Starring: a whole bunch of chicks(Oh! And you thought I was gonna list them for you?) and Bobby Vitale Pros: 101 chicks(no, that's not a typo), finally a porn that can keep up with my fantasies, bonus scenes offer even more chicks, non-stop sex Cons: repeat viewing may distort your sense of reality so much that you purposely injure yourself so you can be sent to that hospital with all those pretty nurses that like to fuck, not quite sure what/where the behind the scene's segment is Must see moment: the whole damn thing The set-up: Bobby Vitale(from here on referred to as Lucky Bastard) is sent to a hospital filled with hot and horny nurses. The sex is broken up into several scenes that start in one of two ways: (1) Several nurses walk in on Lucky Bastard and proceed to have sex with him and each other (2)Lucky Bastard walks in on several nurses engaged in lesbian fun and proceeds to have sex with each of them while the others entertain themselves. Sometimes the scenes have all black chicks. [read the full review]
review from 4/29/2001:
Starring: a whole bunch of chicks(Oh! And you thought I was gonna list them for you?) and Bobby Vitale Pros: 101 chicks(no, that's not a typo), finally a porn that can keep up with my fantasies, bonus scenes offer even more chicks, non-stop sex Cons: repeat viewing may distort your sense of reality so much that you purposely injure yourself so you can be sent to that hospital with all those pretty nurses that like to fuck, not quite sure what/where the behind the scene's segment is Must see moment: the whole damn thing The set-up: Bobby Vitale(from here on referred to as Lucky Bastard) is sent to a hospital filled with hot and horny nurses. The sex is broken up into several scenes that start in one of two ways: (1) Several nurses walk in on Lucky Bastard and proceed to have sex with him and each other (2)Lucky Bastard walks in on several nurses engaged in lesbian fun and proceeds to have sex with each of them while the others entertain themselves. Sometimes the scenes have all black chicks. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Shay Sweet, Mark, Kelsey Heart, Claudia Chase, Emily Jewel, Allysin Chaynes, C.K. Blade, Ian Daniels
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Alexandra Silk
Release date: 4/24/2000
Silk Stockings (Digital Playground) review summaries:
Darkmage's
The Plot: First, let me say that they did a good job on the opening credit sequence. I just wish it carried throughout the film. Alexandra Silk is writing a book about fetishes, and today she's researching stockings. This is really just an excuse to show us lots long legs in sheer stockings, and of people having sex with stockings. The format is very simple to understand: Alexandra is shown doing something mundane and you can hear her say something about stockings that is supposed to be insightful. We then cut to some completely unrelated venue, where two people have sex to some lousy synthoporn music. Simple, but effective. The Cast: Starring Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Emily Jewel, Kelsey Hart, C.K. Blade, Allysin Chaynes, Claudia Chase, Ian Daniels, Billy Glide and Mark. Pretty average porn stars, in my opinion. Unfortunately, I don't know enough about porn stars to recognize most of them on sight, so I had to guess who was performing in what scene. Allysin Chaynes and Alexandra Silk were easy to pick out, but that's about it. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2000:
The Plot: First, let me say that they did a good job on the opening credit sequence. I just wish it carried throughout the film. Alexandra Silk is writing a book about fetishes, and today she's researching stockings. This is really just an excuse to show us lots long legs in sheer stockings, and of people having sex with stockings. The format is very simple to understand: Alexandra is shown doing something mundane and you can hear her say something about stockings that is supposed to be insightful. We then cut to some completely unrelated venue, where two people have sex to some lousy synthoporn music. Simple, but effective. The Cast: Starring Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Emily Jewel, Kelsey Hart, C.K. Blade, Allysin Chaynes, Claudia Chase, Ian Daniels, Billy Glide and Mark. Pretty average porn stars, in my opinion. Unfortunately, I don't know enough about porn stars to recognize most of them on sight, so I had to guess who was performing in what scene. Allysin Chaynes and Alexandra Silk were easy to pick out, but that's about it. [read the full review]
