North Pole 11 Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  12/14/2000

Starring:Tera Patrick, Kelsey Heart,Sophie Evans, Misty, Isabella Camille, April Flowers, Nichole, Peter North, Craven Moorehead, Erik Everhard, Tony Ribas

Pros:Tera Patrick(gorgeous, ain't she?), April and Sophie taking control(or at least fighting for it), Isabella in black lingerie, "Nichole, you're looking a little bit wet there", introduction helps you easily identify the chicks

Cons: some ass to mouth stuff(Hey lady! Do you know where that thing was?), fast forward techniques(Hey! I have the Panasonic A120, baby! If I wanted to do that I'd do it on my own), directing wasn't all that good, one chick that I didn't care for

Memorable quote: "Lick it like it's the last pussy on earth"(I said 'memorable', not 'good')

Features: 5 trailers and things that shouldn't be considered trailers.

The set up of this DVD is very much like the Pick Up Lines series:mini-plots, nice houses, lesser known actresses, Peter North.

Tera/Eric
Tera walks down a spiral staircase. Good shot, cause she is gorgeous. And of course her beauty keeps your eyes fixed on the screen during the sex. She looked great at all times, especially the facial. The problem with this scene(and others) is that it starts a little too fast.(Note to directors:ALWAYS make sure the cameras are lined up good for the chick undressing).

April/Peter
When I first saw April I was prepared to be dissappointed for some reason. She is certainly good looking, but I thought she would rest on looks alone. I'm glad I was wrong. April looked as if she was out to get hers and she had really good hip movement. There was some rather intense kissing that is not typical of porn. They did a few different positions. Doggy style, Gangster Position(Peter standing up with April off the ground, wrapped around him).(I had to say Gangster position just so I sounded so expert- like). Problem: I'm getting into it then the camera chows Peter's face just before he shoots. (Damn it! Don't ruin the mood).

Misty/Craven
Misty sucks Craven off.

Peter/Misty/Kelsey
Peter(portraying Craven's dad)fucks Misty while Craven is out of the room.(Hey! That's your son's girlfriend, Bastard! Get your own.) Craven walks in gets disgusted with Peter and leaves with Misty. Kelsey and Peter do it, anal sex included.

Nichole/Isabella
Isabella looks good in the black lingerie(though I had no problem with her taking it off). Nichole gets a bit wet. Both are quite attractive. Isabella has nice hair(and I think she knows it). They go back and forth using fingers, tongues, and toys. A pretty good scene.

Sophie/Tony
This scene is called "Lotion Comotion". Why? Cause someone rubs lotion on the other for about 1.5 seconds(Once again, too fast. I'd rather have no theme then a half-assed theme.) The very good aspect of this scene is the apparent struggle for control. Both come across as if they want to out-fuck the other. Sophie seems to challenge Tony. The bad aspects:they're speaking in some foreign language("Those stupid Americans. While they are watching porn, we shall conquer their country"). And even worse: he fingers her ass and pussy, then she licks his fingers. I go from being into the sex to thinking "do you know where those fingers were". I just don't see the appeal of that. But otherwise a good scene.

Shelf life: Not eager to get rid of it.

Bottom line: Reminds me of the Pick Up Lines series, but not quite as seductive. Most of the girls are attractive and the sex is good, but at times the direction failed to take advantage of a good cast and two good hip shakers. In other words, it's biggest offense is in not being as good as it could have been. The occasional viewer should enjoy this, but do be aware that better mini-plot/good lookin chick porn is out there.