Peepers (VCA) Review

* DIRECTOR: Wesley Emerson.
* DURATION: »105mins.
* STARRING: Chandler, Chloe, Christi Lake, Heaven Leigh, Kelsey Hart, Kylie Ireland & Shelbee Myne.

Ok, there’s not a whole lot going on in Peepers. Fortunately, this title has been reviewed well by others, so I can be slack and just cover the main details. With Kylie Ireland and Julian leading the cast, you’ve got potential for a pretty good sex flick by all accounts. The former sports red hair, nicely installed bolt-ons and a killer girl-next-door charm. The latter is a rarity in porn – a guy who doesn’t incite you to lose your lunch.

Not much can be said of the plot – it’s fairly hammy, boring, etc. Duration was good, clocking in at over the 100 minute mark with a total of 7 sex scenes. Extras were on the light side but A/V quality was surprisingly good. Onto the sex.

Things get started with another cute redhead, Heaven Leigh, taking on god-awful-ugly Steve Hatcher. It should be noted that Heaven’s pussy was indeed just that. This scene also made use of the back door to Heaven, and to the director’s credit, did a good job of staying away from Steve’s face. Still not much to write home about here.

What’s up with Shelbee Myne? She doesn’t look very good in this uninspiring scene with Julian. Not much by way of energy and Shelbee’s looks were disappointing.

Kylie Ireland makes her first appearance of three next. The beautiful redhead, who took her name from Kylie Minogue long before she was fashionable and from her own Irish heritage, invites geeky Kyle Stone round the back. In a plot twist that could only exist in the fantasyland of porn, Kyle declines her anal invitation. They go through the motions for a fairly flat scene.

Christi Lake and Kelsey Hart jump Tyce Bune in his office. The two girls aren’t too bad looking but don’t succeed in getting much of a rise out of the Bunester, whose penis is smaller than Kelsey’s hand. Some anal for Christi in another unsatisfying scene.

Kylie’s back and figures she can get Chris Cannon out of her head – she has him work his way into her ass. The resulting sex was pretty decent, although the dripping lube made it seem like she was receiving an enema. Still, a decent scene. If you’re hoping I’m going to make an In Your Eyes joke in this review, think again – there’s not a facial in sight in the movie.

Two more redheads, hottie Chandler and scary Chloe get together for the obligatory girl/girl scene. I fast forwarded to avoid the heavy toy use and Chloe’s scary voice. Yawn.

Finally, Kylie and Julian hook up. Wow, two good-looking people having sex – what are the odds of that in hetero porn? Truthfully, there wasn’t that much to this scene, the sex was only warm and didn’t include anal, but did feature a good, long blowjob. So that’s something.

Overall Peepers isn’t exactly a thrilling movie, but might be decent fare for couples. Alternatively, you can consult one of my supervisors: aurora, Darkmage or reviewer.