Reviews of Desiree Cousteau VCX Movies (12)
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Paul Thomas, Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Nancy Suiter, Rhonda Jo Petty, Laurie Smith, Aaron Stuart, Francois Papillon, Jesse Adams, Deidra Hopkins, Johnny Hardin, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/12/2008
Star Fuckers (VCX) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
Star Fuckers (2008, VCX) is a compilation of scenes from a variety of classic porn features. A review follows. [read the full review]
review from 12/10/2008:
Star Fuckers (2008, VCX) is a compilation of scenes from a variety of classic porn features. A review follows. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Nancy Suiter, Mike Ranger, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Veri Knotty, Sonny Landham, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Tami Lee Curtis, Eileen Wells, Ric Lutze, Phaery Bird, Cris Peterson, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/6/2008
Sex Slaves Of Satan review summaries:
DAF1740's
Compilation of 10 scenes from classic 1970s films with a rougher edge. [read the full review]
review from 10/22/2008:
Compilation of 10 scenes from classic 1970s films with a rougher edge. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Lane, Nikki Anderson, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, Misty Dawn, Karen Summer, Becky Savage, Mike Ranger, Kimberly Carson, Aaron Stuart, Connie Peterson, Vanessa Tibbs, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/6/2008
John Holmes Extreme Facials review summaries:
gonzoguy's
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
review from 5/24/2008:
A trip down memory lane, for anyone who followed the career of legendary cocksman John Holmes during the 1980s. This comp taps the vaults of VCX, a producer of feature-length sex films that often featured Holmes with some of the era's leading ladies -- Seka, Desiree Cousteau, Serena, and Connie Peterson. For people who didn't live through that era, it's a nice addition to a collection -- shows what it was like when things were a lot more innocent. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Desiree Cousteau, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Dorothy LeMay, Norma Jean, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Scudder, Lisa Sue Corey, China Leigh, Rocky Rhodes, Laurie Blue, Tina Austin
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Release date: 6/9/2005
Previews: Previews
Formal Faucett, A review summaries:
Rick L. Blalock's
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2017:
In the 1978 film, A FORMAL FAUCETT, Dorothy LeMay portrays a young hopeful, who, after catching her boyfriend "Jimmy"(Rocky Rhodes) in bed with another woman, hitches a ride from Amarillo to San Francisco, It is to her luck, that the guy who gives her a lift, just so happens to be "Charlie Andrews"(Paul Thomas), talent agent extraordinaire. It isn't long before Charlie takes the aspiring Model and Actress under his wing. Charlie begins to mold her, as he renames her "Formal Faucett-Minor", and sends her well on her way. The newly christened, Formal is a hit almost a hit with the go-getters of Hollywood, as she lands various jobs including a commercials for "Ballzack Shampoo", and "Sweet, Sweet Strawberry Douche", along with the lead in all all female detective television show called, "The Pink Squad", Yes, everything is pointing up for Formal Faucett-Minor", even the erections of all who come near her - as she is a true angel! [read the full review]
fu_q's
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
review from 8/9/2016:
When a young woman, played by Dorothy LeMay, catches her boyfriend red-handed (...and red-dicked...) cheating upon her on their anniversary, she decides that she's had enough and that she's going to hitchhike her way to San Francisco to become a star. Of course, it's just her "luck" that she finds herself in the hands of a talent agent with a pervy formula for success along the way. What ensues is a tawdry tale of tail, as Dorothy puts out for--and is pimped out to--client upon big-shot client. Whether sucking cock will ultimately lead her to the top...or, instead, to utter despair...remains to be seen. Such is the case in "Formal Faucett", an overall-good, 1978 release from VCX and director F.J. Lincoln. [read the full review]
Summer In Heat review summaries:
fu_q's
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2017:
A fireside conversation between two lovers, Jamie Gillis and Delania Raffino, and the suggestion of a trip to Lake Shasta prompts the latter of the pair to recount a story from times past, when she last visited the lake with her ex-husband and Senator, Jack Wrangler. Of course, the trip was anything but typical, as it involved all manner of horny high-jinks, two of the participants--including Raffino herself--getting seriously lost, an assortment of awkward moments and interactions, and...finally...a trio of "protestors" intent on taking hostages and raping members of the party. This outlandish, fictitious trip is the primary focus of the film "Summer in Heat", an overall-good, 1979 release from VCX and director Alex DeRenzy. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Merle Michaels, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Marc Stevens, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Terri Hall, Tyler Reynolds, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Eileen Wells, K. Devin, Sandy Pinney, Suzanne Mcbaine, Tina Louis, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Release date: 11/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Raincoat Crowd, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls (VCX) review summaries:
Flash's
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
review from 4/9/2016:
Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls is a fun adult film that doesn't have much plot but makes up for that with hot sex and humor. The film lives up to what one would expect from a film from Bob Chinn and is well worth watching. VCX's release is lacking with no extras and a very poor transfer. [read the full review]
fu_q's
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
At the Country Girl Pizza Parlor, the pies are always served up piping hot and with a smile (...a vertical smile that is...), as all of the restaurant's male (and female) clientele quickly finds out. Such is the case in "Hot & Saucy Pizza Girls", a very good, classic adult film from Bob Chinn. [read the full review]
Dogzcatcher's
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
review from 1/26/2013:
I enjoyed watching the film title called "Pizza Girls",from VCX, with the lovely Desiree Cousteau, veteran performer Candida Royale, John Holmes, Lauren Dominique and Christine DeShaffer. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amanda Blake, Don Fernando, John Leslie, Desiree Cousteau, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Connie Peterson, Ken Scudder, Maria Arnold, Kathy Kaufman, Crystal Royce, Jewell Bryght, Lesley Russell, Dino Deaumonte, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Ed DePriest
Release date: 5/15/2003
Previews: Previews
Getting Off (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2015:
The bubbly brunette Betty Boop of porno past, Desiree Cousteau, finds herself as the latest in a string of sexual submissives to be subjugated by the demanding Pat Manning and her pervy sidekick, John Leslie. Such is the case in "Getting Off" (a.k.a.: "Slaves of Love"), a very good, 1979 release from VCX and Hayes DuPree. [read the full review]
Candy Goes To Hollywood (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
Just about every guy in town takes a turn when Candy (Carol Connors), a naive blonde who's equal parts dopey and leggy, arrives on the corrupt, 1970's Hollywood scene. Indeed, the bubbly babe finds herself passed around from one user to another--from agents to TV show hosts to directors and so on--as she bumbles her way toward a supposed acting career under the guidance of her less-than-scrupulous agent, John Leslie. Fortunately for her--and the viewer, really--she's too ditzy to realize any of it, and she simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in "Candy Goes to Hollywood", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
review from 6/15/2016:
Just about every guy in town takes a turn when Candy (Carol Connors), a naive blonde who's equal parts dopey and leggy, arrives on the corrupt, 1970's Hollywood scene. Indeed, the bubbly babe finds herself passed around from one user to another--from agents to TV show hosts to directors and so on--as she bumbles her way toward a supposed acting career under the guidance of her less-than-scrupulous agent, John Leslie. Fortunately for her--and the viewer, really--she's too ditzy to realize any of it, and she simply goes along for the sexy ride. Such is the case in "Candy Goes to Hollywood", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Gail Palmer. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Richard Pacheco, John Seeman, Juliet Anderson, Johnny Harden, Dorothy LeMay, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Susan Nero, Lisa K. Loring, Charly Rule, Karen Boston, Steve Marty, Barry Garnett, Debbie Rose, Patty Lester, David Maurice, Jerry Hess, Vernon von Bergdorfe, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 5/19/2002
Previews: Previews
Inside Desiree Cousteau (VCX) review summaries:
fu_q's
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
review from 9/18/2015:
The Betty Boop of porno past, the lovely and charming brunette cutie, Desiree Cousteau, has certainly led a colorful, sex-filled life if "Inside Desiree Cousteau", an exceptional 1979 release from Leon Gucci and VCX, is to be believed. Indeed, this showcase features the bubbly young beauty in her pornographic prime and portends to be an autobiographical flick (...suspend disbelief...) highlighting the many lives of Ms. Cousteau and the varied and sordid sexual escapades accompanying them. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, John Holmes, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Larry Fredrick, Hal Stevens, Bob Lance, Frank Mateo, Spence Davis, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 4/3/2002
Previews: Previews
Deep Rub review summaries:
fu_q's
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2015:
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, Desiree Cousteau, Seka, William Margold, Becky Savage, Kevin James, Cindy Shepard, Honey Wilder, Turk Lyon, Honey Wilde, Drea, Mike Eyke, Lysa Thatcher, Ken Yontz, Jack Mason
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Adele Robbins
Release date: 7/24/2001
Previews: Previews
Sweet Alice review summaries:
fu_q's
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2017:
When his stunning, blonde wife, Seka, leaves him for the big city, a desperately lonely rancher from New Mexico, Kevin James, heads into town to find her. Of course, what he discovers that she's been up to there (porn) might just end up being a bit more than he can handle. Such is the case in "Sweet Alice", a very good, 1983 release from VCX and director Adele Robbins. [read the full review]