Reviews of Ultimate Movies by Nick Orleans (6)
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brick Majors, Shay Sweet, Ian Daniels, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Azlea, Claudia, Nicolette, Taylor St. Clair, David Steele, Paul Cox, Pryce Leigh, Shelbee Myne, Amaretta
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 10/5/2001
Touch (Ultimate / Adam & Eve) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same. [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2003:
Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Amaretta, Azlea, Charlie, Gina Ryder, Nicolette, Pryce Leigh, Shay Sweet, Shelbee Myne, Taylor St. Claire, Brick Majors, Dante, Tony Martino, Thomas Ryder, David Steele, Ian Daniels, Paul Cox, and Steve Taylor in sexual situations and Michelle Milano, Lulu Grimes, Kinky Kelly, Captain Protein, and Rev. Cheddar in non-sex roles Initial Expectations: Nick Orleans has normally put out enjoyable movies. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an extremely soft feeling feature Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like artistic effects or who wants something that doesnt feel watered down Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave much to be desired. First, the audio is frequently off balance. People walking over gravel are louder than the people theyre talking with, and there are frequent wind noises during the outdoor scenes. The video is much the same. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Alex Sanders, Raquel DeVine, Jessica Jewel, Azlea, Steve Taylor [I], Nicolette, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Paul Cox, Nancy Vee, Janis Jones, Amaretta, David Steel, Jessica Conners, Paul Loxxx, Colt Steel
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 8/23/2000
Slave to Fashion, A review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Nicolette, Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Raquel Devine, Jessica Jewel, Nancy Vee, Azlea Antistia, Claudia Chase, Janis Jones, Amaretta, Jessica Conners, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Taylor, Paul Cox, and David Steele Initial Expectations: Fairly high. I really enjoy a lot of Nick Orleans other movies that Adam & Eve has released such as The Garden Party, Fire & Ice, and Serenade. Initial Reaction: The movie is okay but not one of Mr. Orleans best and brought down by the technical aspects. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a light porno. Who Should Avoid It: Fans of nasty sex. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is dubbed, and much of the dubbing is done very poorly. The video isnt much better. Theres a slight grain to the video and some of the pixelation is very bad. There are also a few flashes of other colors and color blocks at some points in the movie. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2001:
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 3 / 15 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Nicolette, Asia Carrera, Shay Sweet, Rebecca Lord, Taylor St. Clair, Raquel Devine, Jessica Jewel, Nancy Vee, Azlea Antistia, Claudia Chase, Janis Jones, Amaretta, Jessica Conners, Alex Sanders, Colt Steele, Steve Taylor, Paul Cox, and David Steele Initial Expectations: Fairly high. I really enjoy a lot of Nick Orleans other movies that Adam & Eve has released such as The Garden Party, Fire & Ice, and Serenade. Initial Reaction: The movie is okay but not one of Mr. Orleans best and brought down by the technical aspects. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a light porno. Who Should Avoid It: Fans of nasty sex. Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay at best. Some of it is dubbed, and much of the dubbing is done very poorly. The video isnt much better. Theres a slight grain to the video and some of the pixelation is very bad. There are also a few flashes of other colors and color blocks at some points in the movie. [read the full review]
(2.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/26/2000
Blue Matrix review summaries:
All reviews of Blue Matrix
Endorphin's
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Clair, Chennin Blanc, Tina Tyler, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Rey, Ginger Paige, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Jack Hammer Pros: Alexandra Silk, director knows how awesome Alexandra Silk's tongue is, Jill Kelly's ass, decent masturbation scene, visually interesting, that librarian looking chick masturbating, that chick playing on the weird computer Cons: music is distracting, lousy chick ID, dubbing in Jill Kelly's scene, fashion Plot: people have sex then someone disappears. This may be a big plus for the fans of one-night stands, since the chick mysteriously vanishes after sex. Personally I am offended. She should at least stick around to cook breakfast;). This flick has good looking women and is, many times, visually appealing. But still, it falls flat. Sure we had the tantalizing look of that one chick licking that other chicks pussy (the chick ID wasn't very good. Please folks! Read this! Absorb this. [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2001:
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Clair, Chennin Blanc, Tina Tyler, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Rey, Ginger Paige, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Jack Hammer Pros: Alexandra Silk, director knows how awesome Alexandra Silk's tongue is, Jill Kelly's ass, decent masturbation scene, visually interesting, that librarian looking chick masturbating, that chick playing on the weird computer Cons: music is distracting, lousy chick ID, dubbing in Jill Kelly's scene, fashion Plot: people have sex then someone disappears. This may be a big plus for the fans of one-night stands, since the chick mysteriously vanishes after sex. Personally I am offended. She should at least stick around to cook breakfast;). This flick has good looking women and is, many times, visually appealing. But still, it falls flat. Sure we had the tantalizing look of that one chick licking that other chicks pussy (the chick ID wasn't very good. Please folks! Read this! Absorb this. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Ginger Page, Chennin Blanc, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage Directed By: Nick Orleans Sometimes people like to take themselves pretty seriously. For example, I'm pretending right now that there are some who are going to read this entire review word for word without first jumping down the page to see how many times Jill Kelly gets laid in Blue Matrix. I'll save you the effort--one. Blue Matrix, itself, is another example of something that has a tendency to take itself seriously. Oh, earnestness alone is not a sin, but it can occasionally be unsightly. What I'm getting at is that this feature comes across like one of those many copy-cat movies that were made just after Andrew Blake first hit the scene with Hidden Obsessions. [read the full review]
review from 1/21/2001:
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Ginger Page, Chennin Blanc, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage Directed By: Nick Orleans Sometimes people like to take themselves pretty seriously. For example, I'm pretending right now that there are some who are going to read this entire review word for word without first jumping down the page to see how many times Jill Kelly gets laid in Blue Matrix. I'll save you the effort--one. Blue Matrix, itself, is another example of something that has a tendency to take itself seriously. Oh, earnestness alone is not a sin, but it can occasionally be unsightly. What I'm getting at is that this feature comes across like one of those many copy-cat movies that were made just after Andrew Blake first hit the scene with Hidden Obsessions. [read the full review]
DeathIncarnate's
Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast.. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2000:
Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast.. [read the full review]
(2.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/25/2000
Ultimate Pictures Tells... The Naked Truth review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing. [read the full review]
review from 9/15/2002:
Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Alzea Antistia, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Tony Martino Directed By: Nick Orleans Ah, the porn review--if ever there was a better forum to turn a witty phrase or author a double entendre, I've yet to see it. But, I'm not gonna do it. Not here. Clever porn editorializing requires a certain amount of inspiration, and unfortunately The Naked Truth doesn't provide it. That's a shame, really, because it could. Ashton Moore is really a pretty girl, and Danielle Rogers looks as good as ever, but they're both held back in favor of...well, I don't know why they're held back. Their performances are so diluted here that they're damn near sublime. I know that it's not fair to ask for the hardest, filthiest action from a couple's oriented feature, but I'd like to think that couples who are adventurous enough to watch porn together are at least adventurous enough to choose hot porn. That said, The Naked Truth can be attractive to look at--like a bowl of fruit. [read the full review]
review from 1/18/2001:
Starring: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Alzea Antistia, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Brick Majors, Tony Martino Directed By: Nick Orleans Ah, the porn review--if ever there was a better forum to turn a witty phrase or author a double entendre, I've yet to see it. But, I'm not gonna do it. Not here. Clever porn editorializing requires a certain amount of inspiration, and unfortunately The Naked Truth doesn't provide it. That's a shame, really, because it could. Ashton Moore is really a pretty girl, and Danielle Rogers looks as good as ever, but they're both held back in favor of...well, I don't know why they're held back. Their performances are so diluted here that they're damn near sublime. I know that it's not fair to ask for the hardest, filthiest action from a couple's oriented feature, but I'd like to think that couples who are adventurous enough to watch porn together are at least adventurous enough to choose hot porn. That said, The Naked Truth can be attractive to look at--like a bowl of fruit. [read the full review]
DeathIncarnate's
Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it. [read the full review]
review from 9/3/2000:
Directed by Nick Orleans Production date 3 / 98 Starring Ashton Moore, Azlea Antistia, Shay Sweet, Brick Majors, Ian Daniels et al. Nick Orleans gained critical and public recognition with his 1999 film 'Search for the Snow Leopard' and has indeed been active since 1993 (his 1994 feature films 'Virtual Sex' and 'Erotique Optique' are good variations on the Ninn/Blake pictures), so I was interested to see on of his smaller movies, moreso since this one introduced Ashton Moore to the XXX-business. She has a very pretty face and a nice body, though the heat of her performances is no match for Jenna or Chloe... I was all the more disappointed that this was such a bland sex flick, not even the visual style was anything to behold, contrary to what one might expect.. Review : The 'naked truths' one learns from watching this video are the following : -You can only stuff your breasts with a limited amount of silicone, after which it starts to look ridiculous -Don't shoot facial cumshot scenes if the woman is not into it. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Ian Daniels, Alyssa Allure, Alec Metro, Mark Davis, Temptress, Elena, Charlie, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne, Stephanie Swift, Dante, Amber Michaels, Rayveness, Megan Matthews, Todd Alexander, Amia More, Michelle Milano, Shell Rene, Amberli, Chennin, Jeremy Iron, Johnny Packwood, John Severson, Tom Cat
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/25/2000
Tales from the Pink review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 12 / 12 / 1998 (cover) 01 / 10 / 1999 (feature) Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Stephanie Swift, Amber Michaels, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Charlie, Temptress, Alec Metro, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Dante, Johnny Packwood, Michelle Milano, Rayveness, Chennin Blanc, Amberli, Amia More, Megan Mathews, Shell Rene, Cheyne Collins, Todd Alexander, Jeremy Iron, Tom Cat, and John Severson (NOTE: Many of these arent in actual foreground sex scenes but do have sex in the background and a few are in non-sex roles) Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed a lot of Nick Orleans features, which gives me good hopes here as well. Initial Reaction: Its not the most impressive DVD overall, but the feature is typical for Nick Orleans, whose style Ive always enjoyed. Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for slightly artistic sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for very hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely balanced and clear. [read the full review]
review from 12/23/2001:
Running Time: 88 min. Production Date: 12 / 12 / 1998 (cover) 01 / 10 / 1999 (feature) Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Shayla LaVeaux, Stephanie Swift, Amber Michaels, Alyssa Allure, Elena, Charlie, Temptress, Alec Metro, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Dante, Johnny Packwood, Michelle Milano, Rayveness, Chennin Blanc, Amberli, Amia More, Megan Mathews, Shell Rene, Cheyne Collins, Todd Alexander, Jeremy Iron, Tom Cat, and John Severson (NOTE: Many of these arent in actual foreground sex scenes but do have sex in the background and a few are in non-sex roles) Initial Expectations: Ive really enjoyed a lot of Nick Orleans features, which gives me good hopes here as well. Initial Reaction: Its not the most impressive DVD overall, but the feature is typical for Nick Orleans, whose style Ive always enjoyed. Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for slightly artistic sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for very hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely balanced and clear. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Eva, Jack Hammer, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 4/24/2000
Miss Jackie's Full Service Salon review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 1:24 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Keri Windsor, Ginger Paige, Mia Smiles, Tracey Love, Maya Divine, Eva, Mark Davis, Brick Majors, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, and Eric Masterson Extras: A few bios, slideshow, and 12 previews Audio Quality: Dolby surround. The audio is very well done. There aren't really any noticeable problems with the audio. Video Quality: Also very good. There are very few signs of pixelation. Music: Mostly well done, except for part of the scene with Eva and Keri Windsor. The music starts good, but when things start to get hot, it switches to a hard jazz that immediately made me wonder "What the hell is this?" Initial Expectations: I had fairly high hopes for Miss Jackie. I enjoy the borderline mainstream / fetish movies (such as Vivid's 'Extreme Sex' series) as they can nicely break some of the monotony of many mainstream adult films. [read the full review]
review from 9/4/2000:
Running Time: 1:24 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Keri Windsor, Ginger Paige, Mia Smiles, Tracey Love, Maya Divine, Eva, Mark Davis, Brick Majors, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, and Eric Masterson Extras: A few bios, slideshow, and 12 previews Audio Quality: Dolby surround. The audio is very well done. There aren't really any noticeable problems with the audio. Video Quality: Also very good. There are very few signs of pixelation. Music: Mostly well done, except for part of the scene with Eva and Keri Windsor. The music starts good, but when things start to get hot, it switches to a hard jazz that immediately made me wonder "What the hell is this?" Initial Expectations: I had fairly high hopes for Miss Jackie. I enjoy the borderline mainstream / fetish movies (such as Vivid's 'Extreme Sex' series) as they can nicely break some of the monotony of many mainstream adult films. [read the full review]