Reviews of Stuart Canterbury Hustler Movies (14)
Darker Shade, A review summaries:
Captain Jack's
Hustler Video presents an interracial feature that also serves as a foray into a BDSM lifestyle. Sarah Vandella gets the starring role in this one and appears in 3 of the 4 sex scenes. The big titted blonde is joined by Jade Nile and Natasha Starr. Ever since the publication of a mainstream book on the delights of BDSM, it has been the 'in' thing to produce and now Hustler takes their shot at it. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2015:
Hustler Video presents an interracial feature that also serves as a foray into a BDSM lifestyle. Sarah Vandella gets the starring role in this one and appears in 3 of the 4 sex scenes. The big titted blonde is joined by Jade Nile and Natasha Starr. Ever since the publication of a mainstream book on the delights of BDSM, it has been the 'in' thing to produce and now Hustler takes their shot at it. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Tommy Gunn, Kimberly Kane, Derrick Pierce, Capri Cavanni, Brooklyn Lee, Leilani Leeanne, Holly Taylor
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/16/2013
This Ain't Die Hard XXX (Blu-Ray) review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a dud of a porn parody. With a poorly hacked up story and sex that hovers around the average mark there isn't much to get worked up about here. The technical aspects are nicely done and there is a touch of effort put into the extras. Skip this one. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2014:
This is a dud of a porn parody. With a poorly hacked up story and sex that hovers around the average mark there isn't much to get worked up about here. The technical aspects are nicely done and there is a touch of effort put into the extras. Skip this one. [read the full review]
This Ain't Jaws XXX review summaries:
astroknight's
This is about as good of a porn parody of Spielberg's summer blockbuster as one can hope for. The cast does a very nice job both in their acting performances as well as the sex, with Alexis Ford standing out with two solid sex scenes while Evan Stone chews up the scenery as the fisherman and Dale DaBone keeps things reserved as the sheriff. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's also some decent care put into the extras. Add in a 3D Anaglyph DVD and the red / blue glasses and you have a package that's well worth the rental, and quite possibly even worth a purchase. [read the full review]
review from 2/26/2013:
This is about as good of a porn parody of Spielberg's summer blockbuster as one can hope for. The cast does a very nice job both in their acting performances as well as the sex, with Alexis Ford standing out with two solid sex scenes while Evan Stone chews up the scenery as the fisherman and Dale DaBone keeps things reserved as the sheriff. The technical aspects are nicely done and there's also some decent care put into the extras. Add in a 3D Anaglyph DVD and the red / blue glasses and you have a package that's well worth the rental, and quite possibly even worth a purchase. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here we have a parody of a movie that you might not think is an obvious choice and that is the 1970's blockbuster Jaws. This parody portrays some elements of the story though the terrorizing aspects are toned down quite a bit here leaving the sex to really carry the load. In that respect it's good as all five scenes here were good with Alexis Ford appearing twice, once in a g/g and the other in the finale with Evan Stone who takes on the Robert Shaw role with Alexis as the Richard Dreyfus character. Dale Dabone gets the Roy Scheider role as the other main character. [read the full review]
review from 2/12/2012:
Here we have a parody of a movie that you might not think is an obvious choice and that is the 1970's blockbuster Jaws. This parody portrays some elements of the story though the terrorizing aspects are toned down quite a bit here leaving the sex to really carry the load. In that respect it's good as all five scenes here were good with Alexis Ford appearing twice, once in a g/g and the other in the finale with Evan Stone who takes on the Robert Shaw role with Alexis as the Richard Dreyfus character. Dale Dabone gets the Roy Scheider role as the other main character. [read the full review]
This Ain't Conan the Babarian XXX: This Is a Parody review summaries:
The D-Man's
Hustler gives us a tale of tail, in which Lee Stone portrays a certain Cimmerian warrior that embarks upon days of high adventureand pointing, along with his friends a wayward rogue (Tommy Gunn) and a sexy blonde warrior (Jazy Berlin). [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2011:
Hustler gives us a tale of tail, in which Lee Stone portrays a certain Cimmerian warrior that embarks upon days of high adventureand pointing, along with his friends a wayward rogue (Tommy Gunn) and a sexy blonde warrior (Jazy Berlin). [read the full review]
This Ain't Fox News XXX review summaries:
bono-ONE's
A new parody from Hustler and this subject for today, Fox News!! Yeah the Republican news channel gets a little porn loving here and we have some of your faves-- Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter and the Speaker of the House John Boehner and yes he does cry on Sean's set, lol. The story is pretty light here but that's ok this is more about us laughing at these characters who are so serious but we all suspect are closet sex fiends! Darryl Hanah as Anne does the only anal sex in the film and we do get a chalk board during Tom Byron's take on Glenn Beck to close the show. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2011:
A new parody from Hustler and this subject for today, Fox News!! Yeah the Republican news channel gets a little porn loving here and we have some of your faves-- Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter and the Speaker of the House John Boehner and yes he does cry on Sean's set, lol. The story is pretty light here but that's ok this is more about us laughing at these characters who are so serious but we all suspect are closet sex fiends! Darryl Hanah as Anne does the only anal sex in the film and we do get a chalk board during Tom Byron's take on Glenn Beck to close the show. [read the full review]
This Ain't Baywatch XXX review summaries:
Jim Kirk's
The babes in this are nice, but the chemistry just wasnt right. Previous parodies on Baywatch have been much better. [read the full review]
review from 2/19/2011:
The babes in this are nice, but the chemistry just wasnt right. Previous parodies on Baywatch have been much better. [read the full review]
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Vs Jennifer review summaries:
astroknight's
This release barely makes it to the average mark. It has some fun with the setups and Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx do a nice job in their roles, but the movie is really held back by the camera work and editing. The camera never seems like it stops movie and the editing gets a little choppy at times. The lighting is also very inconsistent at times and definitely interferes with the movie. The extras, however, are pretty good thanks to a very enjoyable little behind the scenes featurette. Rent this one before you shell out the big bucks for it. [read the full review]
review from 1/11/2010:
This release barely makes it to the average mark. It has some fun with the setups and Sadie West and Rachel Roxxx do a nice job in their roles, but the movie is really held back by the camera work and editing. The camera never seems like it stops movie and the editing gets a little choppy at times. The lighting is also very inconsistent at times and definitely interferes with the movie. The extras, however, are pretty good thanks to a very enjoyable little behind the scenes featurette. Rent this one before you shell out the big bucks for it. [read the full review]
Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Jessica Simpson review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a hot and fun release. Jessica Lynn does a great job playing it up as dumb blonde Jessica Simpson, and Stuart Canterbury and the Hustler team do a very nice job blending it into the tabloid TV biography show style. The sex stumbles a little in the middle with Kiera King's scene and Jessica taking on Melissa Jacobs, but most of the movie is very nicely done. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's a bit of effort put into the extras. This is a very nice balance of comedy and sex. [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2009:
This is a hot and fun release. Jessica Lynn does a great job playing it up as dumb blonde Jessica Simpson, and Stuart Canterbury and the Hustler team do a very nice job blending it into the tabloid TV biography show style. The sex stumbles a little in the middle with Kiera King's scene and Jessica taking on Melissa Jacobs, but most of the movie is very nicely done. The technical aspects show some nice care and there's a bit of effort put into the extras. This is a very nice balance of comedy and sex. [read the full review]
Whores Have Eyes, The review summaries:
astroknight's
This is an easy title to pass by. The sex rarely gets above the average level and is constantly held back by choppy editing and the story is light even by porn or horror movie standards. The technical aspects are okay but held back by blurry spots in the video and the behind the scenes barely make it past the average mark due to a very generic behind the scenes featurette. Skip this one. [read the full review]
review from 10/26/2009:
This is an easy title to pass by. The sex rarely gets above the average level and is constantly held back by choppy editing and the story is light even by porn or horror movie standards. The technical aspects are okay but held back by blurry spots in the video and the behind the scenes barely make it past the average mark due to a very generic behind the scenes featurette. Skip this one. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Veronica Hart, Kris Slater, Anthony Rosano, Marcus London, Veronica Rayne, Aiden Starr, Kelly Leigh, Kylee Reese, Missy Stone, Callie Dee, Max Spanktum, Kagney Linn Karter, David Park, Paul Wilson
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 6/23/2009
Previews: Previews
This Ain't Hell's Kitchen XXX review summaries:
astroknight's
This is a barely above average porn parody. The sex ranges from being pretty average to nicely done, with Veronica Rayne's scene easily being the best in the movie. It's helped out by a nice performance by Marcus London as well as some good production values, but often feels like it could have used just a little more effort through the sex scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and the behind the scenes featurette helps out the overall DVD nicely. This is far from a bad release, but it just felt like it should have been more. [read the full review]
review from 6/23/2009:
This is a barely above average porn parody. The sex ranges from being pretty average to nicely done, with Veronica Rayne's scene easily being the best in the movie. It's helped out by a nice performance by Marcus London as well as some good production values, but often feels like it could have used just a little more effort through the sex scenes. The technical aspects show some very nice care and the behind the scenes featurette helps out the overall DVD nicely. This is far from a bad release, but it just felt like it should have been more. [read the full review]
Hustler's Lesbian Fantasies review summaries:
Captain Tight Pants'
The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes. [read the full review]
review from 12/12/2009:
The movie is 100 minutes long, with five scenes and ten young, pretty, slim girls. There is a long 38-minute BTS that includes interviews of all the girls. As expected from a Hustler product, all the incidentals are excellent. There are no plots or lead-ins for all but one of the scenes. [read the full review]
Breaking & Entering (Hustler) review summaries:
barrettman's
Deviant acts by devious dames ? Sorta/kinda . Lovelies on hand include : Memphis Monroe, Penny Flame, & Mya Luanna. Sex is all vaginal, all the time except for the disk closer with heavenly Harmony . Good couples fare . [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2007:
Deviant acts by devious dames ? Sorta/kinda . Lovelies on hand include : Memphis Monroe, Penny Flame, & Mya Luanna. Sex is all vaginal, all the time except for the disk closer with heavenly Harmony . Good couples fare . [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kyle Stone, Sean Michaels, Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Julian St. Jox, Keiko, Capri, Allison Wyte, Dwayne Cummings, Mary Kate Ashley, Mya Mason, Kate Kaptive
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Stuart Canterbury
Release date: 4/21/2004
Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation review summaries:
ObiBong's
In a word: Unsubtle. The gist: I have a soft spot for porn features "ripped from today's headlines." I'm also partial to movies with sports themes, with the immortal "Face Jam" -- Kylie Ireland's true tale of her tryst with Michael Jordan -- being one of my favorites from both genres. You might think that a rape case wouldn't be the ideal subject for light parody, but this is Hustler. They don't back away from anything. The plot: "Tobey Bryan" (Dwayne Cummings) is in a small town for shoulder surgery. L.A. Shakers owner Gary Gus (Kyle Stone) warns him to stay away from the local women. You might be able to guess how that works out. The play-by-play: Kate Kaptive (aka Mary Kate Ashley) sees a limo in the parking lot of the hotel where Tobey is staying, and she's so impressed that she's willing to fuck whoever it belongs to, even Kyle Stone. She gives him head in a sexy blue dress before getting naked to climb aboard for reverse cowgirl. Limo sex doesn't give you a lot of options, I suppose, so we just switch back and forth between genital closeups and a dutched wide shot. [read the full review]
review from 8/2/2004:
In a word: Unsubtle. The gist: I have a soft spot for porn features "ripped from today's headlines." I'm also partial to movies with sports themes, with the immortal "Face Jam" -- Kylie Ireland's true tale of her tryst with Michael Jordan -- being one of my favorites from both genres. You might think that a rape case wouldn't be the ideal subject for light parody, but this is Hustler. They don't back away from anything. The plot: "Tobey Bryan" (Dwayne Cummings) is in a small town for shoulder surgery. L.A. Shakers owner Gary Gus (Kyle Stone) warns him to stay away from the local women. You might be able to guess how that works out. The play-by-play: Kate Kaptive (aka Mary Kate Ashley) sees a limo in the parking lot of the hotel where Tobey is staying, and she's so impressed that she's willing to fuck whoever it belongs to, even Kyle Stone. She gives him head in a sexy blue dress before getting naked to climb aboard for reverse cowgirl. Limo sex doesn't give you a lot of options, I suppose, so we just switch back and forth between genital closeups and a dutched wide shot. [read the full review]
Barely Legal 2 (Hustler) review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Clive McLean and Stuart Canterbury Cast: Cheyenne Silver, Anna, Blair Segal, Gia, Jane Lixx, Jodi Roxx, Kristi, Lindsey, Teri Starr, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor, and Tristen Initial Expectations: This is Hustlers longest running series, which gives me a lot of hope for it. Of course, having Cheyenne Silver in it doesnt hurt anything either. Initial Reaction: Its the best barely legal / schoolgirl type feature Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Fans of natural and younger (but legal) girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting implants, heavy plot, and poor production values Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres a few minor blemishes with the audio, but theyre few and far between. The video is also pretty good. Theres a bit of grain to it, almost as if it was shot on film and treated very good. [read the full review]
review from 3/2/2003:
Running Time: 101 min. Production Date: 10 / 4 / 1999 Director: Clive McLean and Stuart Canterbury Cast: Cheyenne Silver, Anna, Blair Segal, Gia, Jane Lixx, Jodi Roxx, Kristi, Lindsey, Teri Starr, Joel Lawrence, Kyle Stone, Steve Taylor, and Tristen Initial Expectations: This is Hustlers longest running series, which gives me a lot of hope for it. Of course, having Cheyenne Silver in it doesnt hurt anything either. Initial Reaction: Its the best barely legal / schoolgirl type feature Ive seen. Who Should Watch It : Fans of natural and younger (but legal) girls Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting implants, heavy plot, and poor production values Audio /Video Quality: The audio is very clear and well balanced. Theres a few minor blemishes with the audio, but theyre few and far between. The video is also pretty good. Theres a bit of grain to it, almost as if it was shot on film and treated very good. [read the full review]
Muscle's
My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2000:
My overall view: The film is seriuosly lacking in acting ability or should I say directorial ability. Fellow Briton Mr. Clive Mclean is obviously a stalwart of the adult industry and perhaps because of that it seems like there is a lack of effort in making this episode of Barely Legal. For example, the plot revolving around the stepbrother and stepsister or stepfather and stepdaughter fuck scenes are just so lame. They were used incessantly in Barely Legal 1 and there surely must be another million plots they could try and use! The voice overs, where the girls are explaining how they lost their 'virginity' are pathetic. There is no emotion at all - as the topical joke goes "Why did the woman hang up on Al Gore?" "Because she thought it was a dial tone!" This is very relevant here, as the girls talk in such a monotonous way. Again, you expect more from Hustler. [read the full review]
BIG BOB's
There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview. [read the full review]
review from 11/9/2000:
There are five scenes to this DVD. I will rate the scenes on a scale of 1 to 5 (Hot!). In first two scenes each girl has a peeing scene. Scene 1 - Girl/Boy scene. This scene has some good footage of her riding her bicycle with glimpses of her panties. This scene is rated 4.5. Scene 2 - Girl(Cheyenne Silver)/Boy scene. This was the best scene of the movie because Cheyenne is the best looking of the women in this movie. Her role in this scene is a babysitter and the guy is supposedly the father of the children she is babysitting. This scene is rated a 4. Scene 3 - Girl/Girl scene. This scene was to short with very little heat. This scene is rated a 2.5. Scene 4 - Girl/Girl/Boy scene. The girls are dressed as cheerleaders. I give the girls credit for acting enthused about the sex. This scene is rated a 3.5. Scene 5 - Girl/Girl/Boy Scene. This scene is rated a 3. Overall, this movie did not provide much heat. The two best scenes are the first two. There is a slide show and a movie preview. [read the full review]