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Baker's Dozen (Platinum X Pictures)
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by Linus
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen Box Cover and Expectations: Well looking at the front and Back cover we can deduce 2 things, 1. There are some damn fine looking girls in this video, and 2. Somebodies gonna have one hell of a cleaning bill with all the cum on these girls faces. That said I'm going in pegged with enthusiasm after seeing who is in this one, all three girls really, and also after being really thrilled with the last couple PXP titles I have seen. Initial thoughts: I don't really know what to say. This movie combines the 2 greatest things I like in porn. 1. Incredibly hot 1 on 1 sex. 2. Super hot women getting absolutely blasted with cum. This may just be the greatest movie I have ever seen and that is saying something. I'm an older chap and I've seen more porn movies than I can count, but this is trully a work of fucking art. Thank you Brandon Iron for making this movie.
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Photographic Mammaries
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by Linus
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Photographic Mammaries Box Cover and Expectations: I have to be honest, this cover alone is enough for me to buy this disc. I love Avy Scott, and Big breasts so coming in I have real high hopes, and seeing Avy oiled and topless is raising them even further, among other things. This title obviously geared towards the breast fetish, and I don't know of a man alive who can not relate to that one, atleast at some level. Initial Thoughts WOW, just WOW. This title hits on just about all the marks that get me going. No condoms, the cast is exceptional and I mean exceptional, really great breasts on every one of these lovely ladies. Lots of hot action and some general erotic energy, mixed with some nice style. I've seen most of the other major breast series, and this one in my opinion is absolutely at or above any of thier levels. Great stuff.
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I Love It Rough 3
Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Brandon Iron, David Perry, Amy, Tiffany, Leslie Taylor, Rose, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jackie Moore, Sandra Romain, Jules Van Saint
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is the 3rd installment of this series which I am not familiar with. However it isnt hard to get an idea of what it is about beings the name of it is I like It Rough! Brandon Iron directs and has picked out a hot cast to get it rough. The cover alone gives me wood, seeing Rose and Jackie all sexed up! So without further a due VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was full frame and well done. The audio was in stereo and was done nicely. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/m, f/f), ATM, Anal, ATOGM, PTM, PTOGM, Toys, Spanking, Gagging, DP, Slapping, Spitting, Female Ejaculation EXTRAS: Directors Bio, More Teasing (9:57), Cast List, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (5:44), Photo Shoot (2:36), Bonus Scene HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a
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Gaper Maker
Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Cassandra, David Perry, Tiffany, Leslie Taylor, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Christina Bella, Britney, Greg Centauro, Alexa Weix, Gina Blue, Alexa May, Tamira, Merlee, Malicia Parker, Csoky Ice
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Have you ever went to a car dealership and walked down the line of cars noticing that all of the cars looked the same but had different engines, features, and so on? Well thats the same thought I get when I pick up a film that emphasizes on anal sex. They all have anal but what is it they bring with it? This movie promises anal sex but also promises a lot of gaping. If you dont know what gaping is then you probably dont like anal sex or maybe youre just new to the genre? Gaping is when a womans asshole is spread open, plain and simple. Now if you dont want to see an opened anal cavity than you might want to move on to another film! I have seen some of the cast in previous films such as Alexa May, Gina (aka Tracey Lain), and Tiffany and am sooo looking forward to seeing them in this work of genius. The rest of the cast I am not too familiar with but they are all hot so Im sure things will be okay. I also
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Double Parked 5
Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Patricia, Boby, Isabella, Joel Lawrence, Amy Lee, Sweet Nicky, George Uhl, Brett Rockman, Neeo, Sylvia Lee, Denis Marti, Joe Monti, Jean Pallett, Megan D., Puffy
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: The traffic in Seattle is only second to LA, and the other Washington, (DC). Even though I am gifted in the ability to creatively secure my vehicle in the downtown area, I will leave the Double Parking to DVSX. #5 in this series is subtitled Meter Maids. These women all give a new meaning to that age old phrase, Pull up to the bumper. The DVD production was solid. DVSX did something that I have never seen before. In the DVD bonus section, each girl does a 20-30 solo masturbation. Personally, this feature was wasted on me. Im old school, if I want to see a woman masturbate, Ill go stand outside my neighbors window. Nonetheless, this is a cool menu option for those of you into female masturbation. I wasnt impressed with the behind the scenes, but hey, it was behind the scenes so you never know what to expect. The title started out with Sweet Nicky, AKA Nicky Reed. [ /image ] --> I recently had a discussion with a forum member. I was disputing the fact that some women are Too pretty for porn.
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Whoriental Sex Academy 7
Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Sabina, Mr. Pete, Trevor Zen, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lili Thai
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Whoriental Sex Academy 7 ***½ 2003, 1 hour and 20 minutes Sin City Directed by Bud Lee Starring Lucy Lee, Asia Carrera, Sabina, Lily Thai, Rose, Trevor Zen, Mr. Pete, Steve Hatcher The Knowledge: I think Im gonna OD on Asians. Ive done so many reviews of asian movies from so many different distributors lately its not even funny. Not that Im complaining. Nor can I complain about the crop of Asians Ive been privileged enough to see lately: Charmane Starr, all the Thais, Kitty, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Lucy Lee, Nautica all make my job so much easier. Here we have another flick chock full o orientals, the seventh installment of Whoriental Sex Academy, Sin Citys series in this highly overpopulated genre. Asias former love interest, Bud Lee is directing this one which wouldve made for an interesting set were I directing a movie where my ex-girlfriend gets fucked and cum on right in front of me while she looks like a million bucks. But thats besides the point.
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Teens Revealed 3
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tina, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Boo Dilicious, Serena South, Trinity James, Luci Thai, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Looking at the cover on this dvd and then looking at the back I get the impression that this is going to be one good flick. Two women that Im looking forward to seeing are Jessica Sweet and Trinity James. I specifically wanted to see this film for Jessica alone but having Trinity is just a bonus! Michael Stefano directs this skin show which I hope can meet my high expectations. He makes my list of favorite directors/male talent and it is a very, very short list! So without any further yapping VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in the standard full screen ratio and was clear and crisp. Pleas note that I watched this on my little plasma so it might differ on a regular tube. The audio was in stereo and well done. THEMES: Oral, Anal, ATM, PTOGM, Rimming (m/f, f/m), Interracial, DP, 2 on 1 EXTRAS: Directors Bio, Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (17:02), Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, Previews (xxx platinum blondes
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Buttman's Award Winning Orgies
Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tiffany Mynx, Rocco Siffredi, Woody Long, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Zara Whites, Rick Smears
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is a compilation of two orgie scenes from Buttman. He says that these two are his favorite but I find that every director says that when they do a best of. Apparently these two scenes have been re-edited making them longer than what they were when released so if you own the original you might want to check out this compilation. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full frame and the picture varied. It is a compilation so keep that in mind. However it is not nearly as bad as a lot of compilations out there. The audio was okay but again this is a compilation. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/m), PTOGM, PTM, Girl on Girl, Anal (finger only) EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Cast List, Trailers (the fashionistas, buttmans anal show 4), Bio of John Stagliano, Filmographies HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give ever
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Wet Brunettes 2
Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Sergio, Jewel De'Nyle, Haley, Noname Jane, Scott Lyons, Mick Blue, Dominica Leoni, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Talita Del Rio, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: After seeing the first installment of this series from which I wasnt all that impressed with I decided to take a look at this one because Jewel performs. The cover is most seductive with the lovely Jewel crawling hair wet and lips open towards you which Im sure catches the eye of everyone and sells a lot of copies. With this installment from what I have seen from the previews and the back of the cover its going to be better than the first. So on with the review! VIDEO/AUDIO: Like all of PXPs releases the video was in full frame and was clear and crisp. The audio was just as one would expect, well done. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f), Anal, PTM, ATM, 2 on 1 EXTRAS: Behind the Scenes (11:04), Cum Shot Recap, Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, Trailers (the pussy is not enough 2, feeling black 2, photographic mammaries, spread em wide 2, the black and the blonde 3) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meani
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Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology 2
Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Sanders
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Starring: Asia Carrera, T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nico Treasures, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jenna Jameson, Chonnone
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology 1996 is similar to the first one. Each scene is setup with Joy King's(Wicked VP) memories back on what was happening and going through Jenna's mind during these scenes. The intro features comments from Directors Jonathan Morgan and F.J Lincoln. Jonathan Morgan praises himself to be the first male to have sex with Jenna on camera which may be true but to my recolection the E Hollywood True Story of Jenna revealed that Jonathan sweated on him and refused to work with him again. Scene 1- TT Boy, Asia Carrera, Jenna Jameson -This scene is from Phantasm and this was the first time I've seen it and was impressed with the intesity and the atmosphere of the scene. The only problem is the beginning is not very hard and feels like a softcore movie at first. The scene picks up with Jenna riding TT cowgirl and TT fucking Asia missionary and TT poping on Jenna's tits. Scene 2- Jenna, Mark Davis and Steven St.Croix -From Lip Service. Jenna is dreaming of Mark Davis and Steven having sex with her in an elevator back alley.
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Internal Cumbustion 4 (Zero Tolerance)
Release date: 4/15/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Brooke, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Brittney Skye, Alicia Rhodes, Shauna Banks, Ben English, Teagan Presley, Vicki Powel, Vickie Powell, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Let's start with the incredible cover shot. Oh my goodness, Teagan's ass is truly inspiring to look at here my friends and to think her ass will see some action this time out makes me smile big!! Now I'm not a fan of creampies but I couldn't pass up a chance to see Teagan as well as several other hotties most noticeably Monica Sweetheart and Alicia Rhodes. So let's get shaggin shall we! Alicia Rhodes: This scene gets off to a good start as the camera pans up Alicia's fishnet covered legs arriving at her nice plump ass. A bit of a shadow is present but the overall shot shows her ass to big 'n' soft! Alicia engages in some hot tease squeezing her tits and I loved the up close shot for this. Miss Rhodes is also an experienced dirty talker so she does some of that. Moving inside she walks up a short flight of stairs arriving at the top she perches her pussy over Manuel Ferrara's face and some good oral is shot.
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Nuts Butts Euro Sluts
Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: David Perry, Frank Gun, Manuel Ferrara, Greg Centauro, Henriette, Claudia Ferrari, Alexa May, Melissa Lauren, Kathy Blanche, Lolita Angel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Platinum X Pictures Nuts Butts Euro Sluts General Summary Theme Anal theme. The cover reads "The Ultimate Test Of Anal Endurance" Expectations I've been pleased with most Platinum X Pictures titles so my expectations are high with this release. I'm expecting above average camera work, great settings and overall appearance of talent with an elevated amount of energy in each scene.
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Sodomized
Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by mr october
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Melanie, Julian St. Jox, Mark Wood, Jessi, J. Monty, Gia Paloma, Boz, Audrey Hollander, Vivica Vengeance, Otto Bauer, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: sodomized is the most recent release from director skeeter kerkove and mayhem productions. as with all of skeeter's movies and considering the movie is titled "sodomized," i am expecting to find anal sex as the theme for every scene. SCENE 1: audrey hollander with otto and bad bob. solo introduction. audrey is pale and freckled and has longer, curly red hair. she wears a black latex skirt, matching leather bra, fishnet stockings and long, red spiked heel boots.
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Anal Cumsumption
Release date: 1/31/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by mr october
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Starring: Alberto Rey, Jessi, Lyla Lei, Andrew Riviera, Jackie Moore, Dick Delaware, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Falco Zito
Studio: Celestial Productions
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: anal cumsumption comes from director stoney curtis at lethal hardcore and celestial productions. this movie promises "six girls dinking the ass cream pie." considering that billing and the movie's title, i'm expecting to see mostly anal sex and each scene ending with ass cream pies being eaten. SCENE 1: demi marx and jamie brooks with two males. introduction. demi marx is 18, has shorter brown hair and is from california. jamie brooks is 21, has longer blond hair and is from england. each is wearing a bra, thong underwear and platform heels.
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Lipstick N Lingerie
Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Julian, Sean Michaels, Sophia, Darren James, Steve Holmes, Rita Faltoyano, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Paloma
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have another film from Platinum X Pictures entitled Lipstick n- Lingerie. The box cover has the lovely Rita Faltoyano applying red lipstick which Im sure attracts a lot of attention! This also stars Gia Paloma and Elizabeth Lawrence. With just these three it is a worthy buy. One thing that I have noticed is that Platinum is becoming my favorite studio along side Evil Empire. This film is directed by Julian who Im not too sure about. I havent been that pleased with his past directorial efforts mainly because his films lack the flare that Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano possess. Maybe thats not fair, but when I see great women in film that have weak scenes I can only blame the director. So hopefully this film brings him some good credit with me because I am looking forward to seeing some of these women! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full screen and was sharp. The audio was in stereo and done well.
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Good Source Of Iron 1, A
Release date: 11/25/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Steve Holmes, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Cassie Young, Jules Van Saint, Pamela Princess, Britney Madison, Skye Lee, Sky Lee, Amber Roxx, Bria Jaye Love
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is the first installment of Brandon Irons cum drinking series. The cover is rather inviting showing the lovely Britney bending over with her large breasts hanging and mouth open. I viewed the 2nd film first and thought that it was rather good, so I hope that the first is just as good or even better. One thing about porn is that the first installment isnt necessarily better than the sequels, which is a good thing that is if the studio builds on their mistakes or listens to their fans. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full frame and was clear. The audio was well done and in stereo. THEMES: Oral, Anal, Toys, ATM, DP, Spitting EXTRAS: Bonus Footage (Meghan Edison), Directors Bio, Cumshot Recap, Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, More Teasing, Previews (spread em wide, feeling black, the pussy is not enough), Behind the Scenes (3:22) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come
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Real Sex Magazine 59
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Pornucopia
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Meghan Chavalier, Nicole, Sassy, Talon, Kayla Marie
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Real Sex Magazine #59 is another in a long line of magazine-style videos from director William Wild Bill Wittrock. He interviews each girl for a few minutes before the action starts. Most have little of interest to say. Nicole Scott (billed simply as Nicole) is a slim redhead who works only with her s/o, Jonathan Cain. Shes cute; hes not, by any stretch of the imagination. Its pure torment watching this huge, unkempt fellow doing the nasty with a potential dream girl. Alas, it turns into a nightmare for me. She does some obviously painful anal before he delivers on her lips. Canadian blonde Meghan takes on Alex Sanders next. She also takes it up the ass, looks bored throughout, and finally swallows his pride. Kayla Marie (as Kayla) says shes half-Brazilian, and shows off her typical Brazilian butt, whatever that implies. Shes a brunette with a decent body and a shaved snatch. Rick Masters romps with her for a while before dropping his guy goo on her Brazilian butt. Batting cleanup is a semi-cute, 411, blonde, Sassy.
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Real College Girls 11
Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Autumn Haze, Krystal, Brett Rockman, Nicole Moore, Alex Rox, Ander Page, Ramona Luv, Vandalia, Cytherea, Emily DaVinci, Hollie Stevens, Pason, Jack Lawrence, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Poppens, Mr. X [VI] (caucasian)
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Real College Girls #11 might be the worst porn video Ive reviewed in a year and, believe me, Ive seen some real dogs. The best thing about this flick is that Hustler actually took the time to provide a Cast List (even if it has a couple misspellings). Why any of the performers would want their name associated with this piece of junk is beyond me. The premise: A Hustler hostess walks around various L.A. campuses looking for the girl who will star in the next scene. Once they meet up, the hostess asks the girl about ten minutes of inane, stupid questions trying to prove to us that she is, in fact, a college student. Who cares? Get to the sex! Red Heaven is the first hostess and, after finally finding Naudia Nice and Cherry Poppens, interviews them and leads them to a room where they meet Jack Lawrence. The action begins, but Red cant be content with just watching or filming. Instead, she inserts herself into the threeway, playing with herself and the others. She seems to be the focus rather than the other girls.
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Naturally Perfect (Digital Sin)
Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Ginger, Veronica, Tiffany, Alberto Rey, Sheena, James Brossman, Thomas Stone, Lisa Sparkle, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Naturally Perfect is one of the better Euro offerings Ive seen in quite a while. The director, who elected to remain anonymous in the credits, gets down to business fast, with very little opening set-ups for each scene. The girls, while possibly B-listers, are all mildly attractive. The guys mind their manners and dont abuse the girls as so many Euro directors insist. Two brunettes, Lucy Lee and Veronica, start the action with Robert Rosenberg. There is a little of the typical Euro fake moaning by the girls, but they seem to enjoy eating each other while Robert slams them pretty good. Lucy takes it up the butt, and then shares a facial with Veronica with some nice PCH. Ginger has a nice, natural body, smallish tits, and her brown hair in braids. She and Thomas Stoive fuck in several positions before she accepts his guy goo on her mug and licks the platter clean. The only blonde of the flick, Sheena, does Renato in the third scene. She could stand to lose a few pounds, but is fairly enthusiastic throughout the romp.
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Loveless
Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Pornucopia
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Starring: Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sharon Kane, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, Chloe Jones, Lezley Zen, Mario Rossi
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley
Review brief: Loveless is an entertaining flick that is a perfect example of bait-and-switch advertising. The box cover features gorgeous Chloe Jones, and shes got top billing in the credits. But this is really Lezley Zens vehicle. And while Lezley is no dog, shes not in Chloes class looks-wise. Chloe starts the action with a brief threeway with Evan Stone and another guy. The plotline is stupid and not really worth repeating (although Evan is pretty funny in his role). Suffice to say shes enticed to audition for a porno movie, the action is lukewarm at best, and it ends (after a very long jerkoff session) with a double facial. Lezley has a Jewish American Princess look to her, and she keeps a kind of bitchy but sexy persona going throughout. She asks Eric Masterson, her new neighbor, to be her partner in a fuck buddy arrangement, complete with no names exchanged and no falling in love. Eric resembles Chandler Bing in Friends, and Lezley looks a little like the Oh.myGod!!! Janice character from that same series.
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Legal Skin 13
Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Angel Dark, Gloria Gucci, Silvy Taylor, Offilia
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Review brief: Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys.
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Good Girls Doing Bad Things 3
Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Julian, Sophia, Adriana, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lisa Nicole, Corina Taylor, Diana Doll
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: New Sensations Good Girls Doing Bad Things #3 is what all porn should be like attractive women, hard-driving but non-abusive sex, good camera work catching the right angles, and no ridiculous plot lines or poor attempts at acting. Jonni Darkko and Tyrone Shoes are listed as the directors, and they are living proof that someone out there in Pornland knows how to make good stroke films. There are no interviews, setups, or other garbage preceding each of the five scenes. The girls do a bit of a strip tease, then the guy comes in and the action starts. Thank you, Jonni and Tyrone, for finally getting the right formula. Very cute blonde Sue Diamond is first, and she teams with Ben English in a very spirited romp. She delivers an enthusiastic blowjob, then Ben takes over and begins stroking her pussy as hard as possible as she moans her approval. He doesnt feel the need (as many of his contemporaries do) to pull his hardon out every 30 seconds to admire it. He just pounds away for about 20 minutes and finally shoots a load on her pretty face.
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Blow Me Sandwich 4
Release date: 3/18/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Vanessa, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Sharon Wild, Neeo, Estella, Julia Crow, Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Dark Angel, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Lani Kaluha, Maria Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Nikki Sun, Lani Lei, Angel Dark, Janet Peron, Gage (Czech), Naomi (Czech), Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Blow Me Sandwich #4 is the latest in this fine series. The premise is simple: two attractive ladies in barely any clothes preen for the camera briefly, then get down and start sucking cock. The blowjobs last 10-14 minutes each, end in a facial, and some good PCH. Thats it - simple and effective! Here are the scene breakdowns: Dark Angel, Sue Diamond, guy Ariana Jollee, Estella, guy Jane Darling, Janet, guy Cytherea, Lani Lei, guy Julia Crow, Marie Sun, guy Alexis Malone, Lola, guy Scarlet OWhora, Sharon Wild, guy Eva, Vanessa, guy This is serious stroker material with no dumb special effects or camera angles. The lighting is great throughout. There is no obnoxious music. The women range from very attractive to beautiful. Some of the girls spend more time than others playing with each other. Thats okay with me, as long as someone has a cock in her mouth at all times. This is how all blowjob flicks should be produced. (For the other extreme, read my review of Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Babewatch 4
Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Blowjob Adventures Of Dr. Fellatio 42, The
Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Roxanne Hall, Felicia Fox, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Mya Lovely, Corina Taylor, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42 had so much potential to be a great oral only flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. B.J.A.D.F. used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show. His directorial credits include The Idiots Guide to Making Porn Movies, and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesnt. Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. Do you like sucking that cock? She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by Linus
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Starring: Sophia, Mandingo, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alicia Rhodes, Dillan Lauren
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Baker's Dozen Box Cover and Expectations: Well looking at the front and Back cover we can deduce 2 things, 1. There are some damn fine looking girls in this video, and 2. Somebodies gonna have one hell of a cleaning bill with all the cum on these girls faces. That said I'm going in pegged with enthusiasm after seeing who is in this one, all three girls really, and also after being really thrilled with the last couple PXP titles I have seen. Initial thoughts: I don't really know what to say. This movie combines the 2 greatest things I like in porn. 1. Incredibly hot 1 on 1 sex. 2. Super hot women getting absolutely blasted with cum. This may just be the greatest movie I have ever seen and that is saying something. I'm an older chap and I've seen more porn movies than I can count, but this is trully a work of fucking art. Thank you Brandon Iron for making this movie.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/3/2004 by Linus
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Misty, Leslie Taylor, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Lisa Sparkle, Avy Scott, Jane Darling, Anita Queen
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Photographic Mammaries Box Cover and Expectations: I have to be honest, this cover alone is enough for me to buy this disc. I love Avy Scott, and Big breasts so coming in I have real high hopes, and seeing Avy oiled and topless is raising them even further, among other things. This title obviously geared towards the breast fetish, and I don't know of a man alive who can not relate to that one, atleast at some level. Initial Thoughts WOW, just WOW. This title hits on just about all the marks that get me going. No condoms, the cast is exceptional and I mean exceptional, really great breasts on every one of these lovely ladies. Lots of hot action and some general erotic energy, mixed with some nice style. I've seen most of the other major breast series, and this one in my opinion is absolutely at or above any of thier levels. Great stuff.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Brandon Iron, David Perry, Amy, Tiffany, Leslie Taylor, Rose, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jackie Moore, Sandra Romain, Jules Van Saint
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is the 3rd installment of this series which I am not familiar with. However it isnt hard to get an idea of what it is about beings the name of it is I like It Rough! Brandon Iron directs and has picked out a hot cast to get it rough. The cover alone gives me wood, seeing Rose and Jackie all sexed up! So without further a due VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was full frame and well done. The audio was in stereo and was done nicely. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/m, f/f), ATM, Anal, ATOGM, PTM, PTOGM, Toys, Spanking, Gagging, DP, Slapping, Spitting, Female Ejaculation EXTRAS: Directors Bio, More Teasing (9:57), Cast List, Photo Gallery, Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (5:44), Photo Shoot (2:36), Bonus Scene HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give every film I review a fair chance! I will try to give a
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Cassandra, David Perry, Tiffany, Leslie Taylor, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Christina Bella, Britney, Greg Centauro, Alexa Weix, Gina Blue, Alexa May, Tamira, Merlee, Malicia Parker, Csoky Ice
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: David Perry
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Have you ever went to a car dealership and walked down the line of cars noticing that all of the cars looked the same but had different engines, features, and so on? Well thats the same thought I get when I pick up a film that emphasizes on anal sex. They all have anal but what is it they bring with it? This movie promises anal sex but also promises a lot of gaping. If you dont know what gaping is then you probably dont like anal sex or maybe youre just new to the genre? Gaping is when a womans asshole is spread open, plain and simple. Now if you dont want to see an opened anal cavity than you might want to move on to another film! I have seen some of the cast in previous films such as Alexa May, Gina (aka Tracey Lain), and Tiffany and am sooo looking forward to seeing them in this work of genius. The rest of the cast I am not too familiar with but they are all hot so Im sure things will be okay. I also
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
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Starring: Patricia, Boby, Isabella, Joel Lawrence, Amy Lee, Sweet Nicky, George Uhl, Brett Rockman, Neeo, Sylvia Lee, Denis Marti, Joe Monti, Jean Pallett, Megan D., Puffy
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: The traffic in Seattle is only second to LA, and the other Washington, (DC). Even though I am gifted in the ability to creatively secure my vehicle in the downtown area, I will leave the Double Parking to DVSX. #5 in this series is subtitled Meter Maids. These women all give a new meaning to that age old phrase, Pull up to the bumper. The DVD production was solid. DVSX did something that I have never seen before. In the DVD bonus section, each girl does a 20-30 solo masturbation. Personally, this feature was wasted on me. Im old school, if I want to see a woman masturbate, Ill go stand outside my neighbors window. Nonetheless, this is a cool menu option for those of you into female masturbation. I wasnt impressed with the behind the scenes, but hey, it was behind the scenes so you never know what to expect. The title started out with Sweet Nicky, AKA Nicky Reed. [ /image ] --> I recently had a discussion with a forum member. I was disputing the fact that some women are Too pretty for porn.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Crucifixio Jones
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Starring: Asia Carrera, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Sabina, Mr. Pete, Trevor Zen, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lili Thai
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Whoriental Sex Academy 7 ***½ 2003, 1 hour and 20 minutes Sin City Directed by Bud Lee Starring Lucy Lee, Asia Carrera, Sabina, Lily Thai, Rose, Trevor Zen, Mr. Pete, Steve Hatcher The Knowledge: I think Im gonna OD on Asians. Ive done so many reviews of asian movies from so many different distributors lately its not even funny. Not that Im complaining. Nor can I complain about the crop of Asians Ive been privileged enough to see lately: Charmane Starr, all the Thais, Kitty, Avena Lee, Katsumi, Lucy Lee, Nautica all make my job so much easier. Here we have another flick chock full o orientals, the seventh installment of Whoriental Sex Academy, Sin Citys series in this highly overpopulated genre. Asias former love interest, Bud Lee is directing this one which wouldve made for an interesting set were I directing a movie where my ex-girlfriend gets fucked and cum on right in front of me while she looks like a million bucks. But thats besides the point.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Sean Michaels, John Strong, Tina, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Boo Dilicious, Serena South, Trinity James, Luci Thai, Jessica Sweet, Eva Angelina
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: Looking at the cover on this dvd and then looking at the back I get the impression that this is going to be one good flick. Two women that Im looking forward to seeing are Jessica Sweet and Trinity James. I specifically wanted to see this film for Jessica alone but having Trinity is just a bonus! Michael Stefano directs this skin show which I hope can meet my high expectations. He makes my list of favorite directors/male talent and it is a very, very short list! So without any further yapping VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in the standard full screen ratio and was clear and crisp. Pleas note that I watched this on my little plasma so it might differ on a regular tube. The audio was in stereo and well done. THEMES: Oral, Anal, ATM, PTOGM, Rimming (m/f, f/m), Interracial, DP, 2 on 1 EXTRAS: Directors Bio, Cumshot Recap, Behind the Scenes (17:02), Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, Previews (xxx platinum blondes
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Tom Byron, Tiffany Mynx, Rocco Siffredi, Woody Long, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Zara Whites, Rick Smears
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is a compilation of two orgie scenes from Buttman. He says that these two are his favorite but I find that every director says that when they do a best of. Apparently these two scenes have been re-edited making them longer than what they were when released so if you own the original you might want to check out this compilation. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full frame and the picture varied. It is a compilation so keep that in mind. However it is not nearly as bad as a lot of compilations out there. The audio was okay but again this is a compilation. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f, f/m), PTOGM, PTM, Girl on Girl, Anal (finger only) EXTRAS: Photo Gallery, Cast List, Trailers (the fashionistas, buttmans anal show 4), Bio of John Stagliano, Filmographies HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it; I make sure to give ever
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Release date: 4/6/2004
Reviewed on: 5/2/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Sergio, Jewel De'Nyle, Haley, Noname Jane, Scott Lyons, Mick Blue, Dominica Leoni, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Talita Del Rio, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jewel De'Nyle
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: After seeing the first installment of this series from which I wasnt all that impressed with I decided to take a look at this one because Jewel performs. The cover is most seductive with the lovely Jewel crawling hair wet and lips open towards you which Im sure catches the eye of everyone and sells a lot of copies. With this installment from what I have seen from the previews and the back of the cover its going to be better than the first. So on with the review! VIDEO/AUDIO: Like all of PXPs releases the video was in full frame and was clear and crisp. The audio was just as one would expect, well done. THEMES: Oral, Rimming (m/f), Anal, PTM, ATM, 2 on 1 EXTRAS: Behind the Scenes (11:04), Cum Shot Recap, Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, Trailers (the pussy is not enough 2, feeling black 2, photographic mammaries, spread em wide 2, the black and the blonde 3) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meani
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Sanders
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Starring: Asia Carrera, T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Steven St. Croix, Peter North, Nico Treasures, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Jenna Jameson, Chonnone
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology 1996 is similar to the first one. Each scene is setup with Joy King's(Wicked VP) memories back on what was happening and going through Jenna's mind during these scenes. The intro features comments from Directors Jonathan Morgan and F.J Lincoln. Jonathan Morgan praises himself to be the first male to have sex with Jenna on camera which may be true but to my recolection the E Hollywood True Story of Jenna revealed that Jonathan sweated on him and refused to work with him again. Scene 1- TT Boy, Asia Carrera, Jenna Jameson -This scene is from Phantasm and this was the first time I've seen it and was impressed with the intesity and the atmosphere of the scene. The only problem is the beginning is not very hard and feels like a softcore movie at first. The scene picks up with Jenna riding TT cowgirl and TT fucking Asia missionary and TT poping on Jenna's tits. Scene 2- Jenna, Mark Davis and Steven St.Croix -From Lip Service. Jenna is dreaming of Mark Davis and Steven having sex with her in an elevator back alley.
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Release date: 4/15/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by bono-ONE
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Starring: Brooke, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Monica Sweetheart, Manuel Ferrara, Brittney Skye, Alicia Rhodes, Shauna Banks, Ben English, Teagan Presley, Vicki Powel, Vickie Powell, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Let's start with the incredible cover shot. Oh my goodness, Teagan's ass is truly inspiring to look at here my friends and to think her ass will see some action this time out makes me smile big!! Now I'm not a fan of creampies but I couldn't pass up a chance to see Teagan as well as several other hotties most noticeably Monica Sweetheart and Alicia Rhodes. So let's get shaggin shall we! Alicia Rhodes: This scene gets off to a good start as the camera pans up Alicia's fishnet covered legs arriving at her nice plump ass. A bit of a shadow is present but the overall shot shows her ass to big 'n' soft! Alicia engages in some hot tease squeezing her tits and I loved the up close shot for this. Miss Rhodes is also an experienced dirty talker so she does some of that. Moving inside she walks up a short flight of stairs arriving at the top she perches her pussy over Manuel Ferrara's face and some good oral is shot.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by DreamWeaver
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Starring: David Perry, Frank Gun, Manuel Ferrara, Greg Centauro, Henriette, Claudia Ferrari, Alexa May, Melissa Lauren, Kathy Blanche, Lolita Angel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Review brief: DreamWeaver Reviews Adult DVD Talk Movie Review: Platinum X Pictures Nuts Butts Euro Sluts General Summary Theme Anal theme. The cover reads "The Ultimate Test Of Anal Endurance" Expectations I've been pleased with most Platinum X Pictures titles so my expectations are high with this release. I'm expecting above average camera work, great settings and overall appearance of talent with an elevated amount of energy in each scene.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by mr october
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Melanie, Julian St. Jox, Mark Wood, Jessi, J. Monty, Gia Paloma, Boz, Audrey Hollander, Vivica Vengeance, Otto Bauer, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove
Review brief: RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: sodomized is the most recent release from director skeeter kerkove and mayhem productions. as with all of skeeter's movies and considering the movie is titled "sodomized," i am expecting to find anal sex as the theme for every scene. SCENE 1: audrey hollander with otto and bad bob. solo introduction. audrey is pale and freckled and has longer, curly red hair. she wears a black latex skirt, matching leather bra, fishnet stockings and long, red spiked heel boots.
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Release date: 1/31/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by mr october
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Starring: Alberto Rey, Jessi, Lyla Lei, Andrew Riviera, Jackie Moore, Dick Delaware, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Katrina Kraven, Falco Zito
Studio: Celestial Productions
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: RATING SUMMARY: in regard to the performers and their appearances, no one's looks or actions should detract from a scene. i don't expect a/v quality to be flawless, however everything should be clearly visible and audible. the dvd should have some extra content worth watching more than once. (needs more than trailers and photo gallery.) there is no plot or acting whatsoever in this movie. (i usually don't view those.) the "what its worth" amount is an approximate retail price. THE FEATURE: anal cumsumption comes from director stoney curtis at lethal hardcore and celestial productions. this movie promises "six girls dinking the ass cream pie." considering that billing and the movie's title, i'm expecting to see mostly anal sex and each scene ending with ass cream pies being eaten. SCENE 1: demi marx and jamie brooks with two males. introduction. demi marx is 18, has shorter brown hair and is from california. jamie brooks is 21, has longer blond hair and is from england. each is wearing a bra, thong underwear and platform heels.
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Release date: 3/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Julian, Sean Michaels, Sophia, Darren James, Steve Holmes, Rita Faltoyano, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Elizabeth Lawrence, Gia Paloma
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Julian
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: We have another film from Platinum X Pictures entitled Lipstick n- Lingerie. The box cover has the lovely Rita Faltoyano applying red lipstick which Im sure attracts a lot of attention! This also stars Gia Paloma and Elizabeth Lawrence. With just these three it is a worthy buy. One thing that I have noticed is that Platinum is becoming my favorite studio along side Evil Empire. This film is directed by Julian who Im not too sure about. I havent been that pleased with his past directorial efforts mainly because his films lack the flare that Manuel Ferrara and Michael Stefano possess. Maybe thats not fair, but when I see great women in film that have weak scenes I can only blame the director. So hopefully this film brings him some good credit with me because I am looking forward to seeing some of these women! VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full screen and was sharp. The audio was in stereo and done well.
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Release date: 11/25/2003
Reviewed on: 5/1/2004 by Coyote22
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Rick Masters, Steve Holmes, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Cassie Young, Jules Van Saint, Pamela Princess, Britney Madison, Skye Lee, Sky Lee, Amber Roxx, Bria Jaye Love
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Reviewed By: Coyote22 INITIAL THOUGHTS: This is the first installment of Brandon Irons cum drinking series. The cover is rather inviting showing the lovely Britney bending over with her large breasts hanging and mouth open. I viewed the 2nd film first and thought that it was rather good, so I hope that the first is just as good or even better. One thing about porn is that the first installment isnt necessarily better than the sequels, which is a good thing that is if the studio builds on their mistakes or listens to their fans. VIDEO/AUDIO: The video was in full frame and was clear. The audio was well done and in stereo. THEMES: Oral, Anal, Toys, ATM, DP, Spitting EXTRAS: Bonus Footage (Meghan Edison), Directors Bio, Cumshot Recap, Photo Shoot, Photo Gallery, More Teasing, Previews (spread em wide, feeling black, the pussy is not enough), Behind the Scenes (3:22) HOW I RATE: I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come
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Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Pornucopia
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Meghan Chavalier, Nicole, Sassy, Talon, Kayla Marie
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Real Sex Magazine #59 is another in a long line of magazine-style videos from director William Wild Bill Wittrock. He interviews each girl for a few minutes before the action starts. Most have little of interest to say. Nicole Scott (billed simply as Nicole) is a slim redhead who works only with her s/o, Jonathan Cain. Shes cute; hes not, by any stretch of the imagination. Its pure torment watching this huge, unkempt fellow doing the nasty with a potential dream girl. Alas, it turns into a nightmare for me. She does some obviously painful anal before he delivers on her lips. Canadian blonde Meghan takes on Alex Sanders next. She also takes it up the ass, looks bored throughout, and finally swallows his pride. Kayla Marie (as Kayla) says shes half-Brazilian, and shows off her typical Brazilian butt, whatever that implies. Shes a brunette with a decent body and a shaved snatch. Rick Masters romps with her for a while before dropping his guy goo on her Brazilian butt. Batting cleanup is a semi-cute, 411, blonde, Sassy.
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Release date: 11/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Autumn Haze, Krystal, Brett Rockman, Nicole Moore, Alex Rox, Ander Page, Ramona Luv, Vandalia, Cytherea, Emily DaVinci, Hollie Stevens, Pason, Jack Lawrence, Naudia Nyce, Cherry Poppens, Mr. X [VI] (caucasian)
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: Real College Girls #11 might be the worst porn video Ive reviewed in a year and, believe me, Ive seen some real dogs. The best thing about this flick is that Hustler actually took the time to provide a Cast List (even if it has a couple misspellings). Why any of the performers would want their name associated with this piece of junk is beyond me. The premise: A Hustler hostess walks around various L.A. campuses looking for the girl who will star in the next scene. Once they meet up, the hostess asks the girl about ten minutes of inane, stupid questions trying to prove to us that she is, in fact, a college student. Who cares? Get to the sex! Red Heaven is the first hostess and, after finally finding Naudia Nice and Cherry Poppens, interviews them and leads them to a room where they meet Jack Lawrence. The action begins, but Red cant be content with just watching or filming. Instead, she inserts herself into the threeway, playing with herself and the others. She seems to be the focus rather than the other girls.
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Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Ginger, Veronica, Tiffany, Alberto Rey, Sheena, James Brossman, Thomas Stone, Lisa Sparkle, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: Naturally Perfect is one of the better Euro offerings Ive seen in quite a while. The director, who elected to remain anonymous in the credits, gets down to business fast, with very little opening set-ups for each scene. The girls, while possibly B-listers, are all mildly attractive. The guys mind their manners and dont abuse the girls as so many Euro directors insist. Two brunettes, Lucy Lee and Veronica, start the action with Robert Rosenberg. There is a little of the typical Euro fake moaning by the girls, but they seem to enjoy eating each other while Robert slams them pretty good. Lucy takes it up the butt, and then shares a facial with Veronica with some nice PCH. Ginger has a nice, natural body, smallish tits, and her brown hair in braids. She and Thomas Stoive fuck in several positions before she accepts his guy goo on her mug and licks the platter clean. The only blonde of the flick, Sheena, does Renato in the third scene. She could stand to lose a few pounds, but is fairly enthusiastic throughout the romp.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Pornucopia
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Starring: Julian, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sharon Kane, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, Chloe Jones, Lezley Zen, Mario Rossi
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: David Stanley
Review brief: Loveless is an entertaining flick that is a perfect example of bait-and-switch advertising. The box cover features gorgeous Chloe Jones, and shes got top billing in the credits. But this is really Lezley Zens vehicle. And while Lezley is no dog, shes not in Chloes class looks-wise. Chloe starts the action with a brief threeway with Evan Stone and another guy. The plotline is stupid and not really worth repeating (although Evan is pretty funny in his role). Suffice to say shes enticed to audition for a porno movie, the action is lukewarm at best, and it ends (after a very long jerkoff session) with a double facial. Lezley has a Jewish American Princess look to her, and she keeps a kind of bitchy but sexy persona going throughout. She asks Eric Masterson, her new neighbor, to be her partner in a fuck buddy arrangement, complete with no names exchanged and no falling in love. Eric resembles Chandler Bing in Friends, and Lezley looks a little like the Oh.myGod!!! Janice character from that same series.
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Release date: 2/12/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Mike Foster, Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Andy Brown, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Angel Dark, Gloria Gucci, Silvy Taylor, Offilia
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Jordan Hart
Review brief: Legal Skin #13 is a terrific porno if you overlook the storyline. The cast is filled with beautiful women and the action is scorching hot, by Euro standards any way. Just keep the FF button on your remote handy for the between-the-sex attempts at a plot. Speaking of plot, forget it. It has something to do with diamonds, but the heavy accents make trying to decipher whats going on a waste of time. Just watch the girls in action and you will be rewarded. Brunette Andy Brown is first. She is very cute and has a great, thin, natural body. She and some dude (there are no credits for the actors) cavort on a couch. If the cameraman had not tried to get fancy and shoot much of the scene from behind two wine glasses on a nearby table, this would get higher raves. Even still, the anal, facial and terrific post-cum head make it a keeper. In a beauty salon (with barking dogs in the background no less), we find blond Mary and brown-haired Vanessa going at each other, complete with the inclusion (and insertion) of a couple toys.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Julian, Sophia, Adriana, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Lisa Nicole, Corina Taylor, Diana Doll
Studio: Digital Sin
Review brief: New Sensations Good Girls Doing Bad Things #3 is what all porn should be like attractive women, hard-driving but non-abusive sex, good camera work catching the right angles, and no ridiculous plot lines or poor attempts at acting. Jonni Darkko and Tyrone Shoes are listed as the directors, and they are living proof that someone out there in Pornland knows how to make good stroke films. There are no interviews, setups, or other garbage preceding each of the five scenes. The girls do a bit of a strip tease, then the guy comes in and the action starts. Thank you, Jonni and Tyrone, for finally getting the right formula. Very cute blonde Sue Diamond is first, and she teams with Ben English in a very spirited romp. She delivers an enthusiastic blowjob, then Ben takes over and begins stroking her pussy as hard as possible as she moans her approval. He doesnt feel the need (as many of his contemporaries do) to pull his hardon out every 30 seconds to admire it. He just pounds away for about 20 minutes and finally shoots a load on her pretty face.
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Release date: 3/18/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Vanessa, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Chris Charming, Lee Stone, Sharon Wild, Neeo, Estella, Julia Crow, Alexis Malone, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Dark Angel, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Lani Kaluha, Maria Sun, Scarlet O'Whora, Nikki Sun, Lani Lei, Angel Dark, Janet Peron, Gage (Czech), Naomi (Czech), Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Blow Me Sandwich #4 is the latest in this fine series. The premise is simple: two attractive ladies in barely any clothes preen for the camera briefly, then get down and start sucking cock. The blowjobs last 10-14 minutes each, end in a facial, and some good PCH. Thats it - simple and effective! Here are the scene breakdowns: Dark Angel, Sue Diamond, guy Ariana Jollee, Estella, guy Jane Darling, Janet, guy Cytherea, Lani Lei, guy Julia Crow, Marie Sun, guy Alexis Malone, Lola, guy Scarlet OWhora, Sharon Wild, guy Eva, Vanessa, guy This is serious stroker material with no dumb special effects or camera angles. The lighting is great throughout. There is no obnoxious music. The women range from very attractive to beautiful. Some of the girls spend more time than others playing with each other. Thats okay with me, as long as someone has a cock in her mouth at all times. This is how all blowjob flicks should be produced. (For the other extreme, read my review of Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Release date: 10/13/2001
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Alec Metro, Amber Lynn, Holly Body, J.R. Carrington, Shawn Ricks, April, Buck Adams, Marilyn Star, Jordan St. James, Jordan
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Buck Adams
Review brief: Babewatch #4 should have been titled Babe un-watch, as this is a terrible movie with less passion and heat than understandable plot lines. As the dialogue and script leave so much to be desired, what follows is simply a scene breakdown. J.R. Carrington, Marilyn Star, Buck Adams, Alex Metro Jordan St. James, Bobby Vitale Amber Lynn, Abbey Gale (billed as April) Holly Body, Shawn Ricks Abbey Gale, Buck Adams This is, of course, a takeoff of the old TV series Baywatch. The girls run around in skimpy bathing suits, but there the similarities end. None of the girls look able to swim ten yards, let alone save someone from drowning. And Buck Adams will never make anyone forget David Hasselhoff. The acting is plentiful and crappy.
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Release date: 1/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2004 by Tongue in Groove
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Roxanne Hall, Felicia Fox, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Mya Lovely, Corina Taylor, Christie Lee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio #42 had so much potential to be a great oral only flick. But director William H. has taken over this long-running series and found a way to screw it up. B.J.A.D.F. used to be the benchmark for all blowjob movies, concentrating on the hummers and nothing else. William H. has decided he wants to be the star of the show. His directorial credits include The Idiots Guide to Making Porn Movies, and never could a man be considered more of an expert on idiots. How else do you explain taking a tried-and-true formula for success and trying to find a way to improve it? He has, and he doesnt. Where to start? Okay, he takes about four minutes setting up the first scene with some stupid premise that he wants to film his girlfriend (Summer Sweet) giving another guy a blowjob in the park. Then he talks to her almost non-stop through the sex. Do you like sucking that cock? She smiles and giggles throughout, but you can tell she wishes he would just shut up and let her do her job.
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