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Hungry For Ass (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 8/13/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Guy DiSilva, Cheyne Collins, Venus, Voodoo, Rafe, Nicole Sheridan, Joey Ray, Tyler Wood, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Aria, Ashley Long, Dru Berrymore, Melanie Jagger, Rhiannon Bray, Velvet Rose, Cindy Crawford, Cailey Taylor, Jesse V., Brooke Ballentyne, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: These guys need to change there name from Adam & Eve, to Adam and C. The C would stand for compilation. I live in Seattle, and people from out of town ask how I deal with the rain. I tell them that it rains more in Vancouver Canada to the north, and Portland to the south, so ask them. That being said, they should ask Adam & Eve cause theyre causing a flood of biblical proportions. One thing I will say is that Adam & Eve has such a robust catalog that not only are there compilation welcome, but good. I like most of the women in this title and once again I am surprised that I havent seen these scenes somewhere else. Sure, a couple come from the Amateur Angels line but 95 of these scene were new to me. Being an anal fan, this title is solid gold. Some of the girls in this title are Anal Queens, and some of them are doing a rare anal appearance. Some scenes are with condom, and some without, but the heat factor here is high.
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Salt and Pepper (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Jeannie Pepper, Kevin, Julie Night, Taylor Lynn, Justin Slayer, Crystal Ray, Summer Nite, J. Monty, Tyler Lynn, Jr. King
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Andre Johnson
Review brief: This was a title that had been on my list for a minute. Not only did it have a new scene with Jeanie Pepper, it had a serious anal scene between Justin Slayer and Julie Night. I had seen the Julie Night scene as a bonus scene on Ebony in Ivory, and short of the Belladonna anal scene, the bonus scene was the best! Expectations were high here based on cast and the preview scene I had seen, but unfortunately the title came up a bit short. Crystal Rae is a cutie pie, but her scene lacked heat and chemistry. It wasnt a bad scene, but its nothing to get excited about. The Jeannie Pepper scene was girl on girl, and you know how I feel about that. I was a bit disappointed. There was another scene with a girl that I was not familiar with, and it was actually decent. My suggestion would be for you to skip this title and get Ebony in Ivory .
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All Amateur Video 6: Wives Gone Black
Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Darien Ross, Ms. 24-7, Naughty Tonyo, Tina B.
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Ive seen a couple titles from Sensational, and I have to say that the productions fell short of the name. The lighting was terrible, the audio was weak, and the women were not the least bit professional. One thing I couldnt deny about the title was the fact that there was heat and chemistry. I have always said that some girls in the business are in it to fuck, and these guys find em. Some may be older, heavier and not as attractive, but they are twice the freak of most industry babes. This is that real deal rough, rugged and raw shit that lit the porn fuse 40 years ago. These girls aint trying to be famous, they trying to be freaks and I might add that they are succeeding. I would assume that these guys put these scene together on the fly and since they probably dont test females, they sleeve up. I recognized one girl, I used to get my swing on, and she is damn near a legend in the Northwest for taking on brothas.
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Total Babe 4
Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bruno SX, Veronica Carso, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, K.K., Kris Slater, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Nautica Thorn, Lauro Giotto, Joe Friday, Teagan Presley
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Total Babe #4 is a pretty good flick, considering only about half the girls could be considered babes by my definition. Teagan is absolutely a babe, and she takes on Chris Slater in the opening scene. Theres plenty of chemistry between the two and the heat they generate is way above most porn standards. She takes it up the ass and accepts an open-mouth facial (which she swallows) to end a very good scene. Brittney Skye doesnt do much for me with her bottle blonde hair and fake tits. She and Barrett Blade engage in some lukewarm action that includes some anal and a cumshot across her not-so-little belly. She gives some PCH. Ive seen Nautica Thorn looking better, but she aint bad. The brunette simply goes through the motions with Joe Friday and tops things off with an open-mouth facial. Bruno Assix gets to play with two average-looking Euros (I think), Kelly and Veronica Carso. There is very little interaction between the girls as they simply play with themselves while waiting their turn with Bruno.
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Starbangers 3
Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mickey Ray, Joey Silvera, Shawn Ricks, Jon Dough, Blake Palmer, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Paul Lee, Larry T
Studio: Zane
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: John T. Bone Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton was one of the first stars to ever catch my eye, and the first to show me what an amazing thing squirting could be. I always look forward to her features, even thought what Ive seen from Zane for DVDs has been extremely disappointing. Initial Reaction: Its an extreme disappointment. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an overly tame and hard to see gangbang Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done DVD and movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired and make the movie seem even more dated than it is. The audio isnt too bad, and is fairly clear although sometimes a little soft. There are also a couple background noises. The video, however, is horrible.
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Private Gold 60: Private Eye
Release date: 8/14/2003
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by andyblake
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Frank Gun, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Julia Taylor, Mick Blue, Mandy Bright, Black Widow, Steve Hooper, Alexa May, Bobbi Eden, Niki Belluci
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Here is another terrific, high quality product from Private. The plot is borrowed from Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo" only instead of having vertigo, the protagonist has claustrophobia, specifically fear of tunnels. He was a police officer, but because he would not enter a tunnel, his partner was killed. So he quits the force and becomes a private detective. A magistrate hires him to tail his wife, who he fears may be suicidal. The movie clocks in at 1:55. There are six full sex scenes, all with anals, and a full bonus scene. All of it superbly lit and photographed by the great Antonio Adamo. The girls in this movie are not quite up to the standards of the superstars in the movies Adamo did in the Private/Penthouse series, but they are all very cute, and Mandy Bright and Julia Taylor are both gorgeous.
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Big Booty White Girls (Evil Angel)
Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Crucifixio Jones
Starring: Simona, Justin Slayer, Melanie Crush, Boz, Isabel Ice, Mia Bangg, Isobel, H.J., Luissa Rosso
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 2004, 2 hours 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Somina, Melanie Crush, Luissa Rosso, Mia Bang, Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Ass movies are all the rage lately. Its not that ass ever went out of style but it seems like for the longest it was almost taboo for a white dude to admit that he dug a chick that had some junk in her trunk. Buttman brought all these secret ass worshippers out of the closet and made it okay to say, yes, I like ass. Jules Jordan carries on the tradition proudly but honestly, who knows more about ass than a brother? Justin Slayers been shooting bitches with back for forever and really never considered it anything special or a big deal; thats just what him and his crew were always into. But now Justin and his Pipe Layers now film under the Evil Angel umbrella and in the employ of the original Buttman himself.
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Secret Society
Release date: 6/13/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Boner Bud
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: The Plot Judging by the title and the box cover, I thought there was going to be a lot more plot to this movie. Maybe it's because all the guys speak Portuguese and there aren't any subtitles that I missed most of what was supposed to be going on. But basically, it seemed to me like it was just 4 scenes of guys having sex outside. The movie starts with 2 Brazilian guys next to a pool. They're both sufficiently attractive, but neither one is going to be starring in a Kristen Bjorn movie anytime soon, either. One of the guys is tall with a decent amount of muscle, and the other guys is short and stocky. Both guys really need better haircuts though. They strip off their Speedos and suck each other in a 69 position. Then the shorter guy flips around and sits on the taller guy's dick. It's a bareback scene! What a pleasant surprise! They fuck for a long time, in many different positions, and they both really seem into it. After a while, they switch places and the taller guy sits on the shorter guy's dick.
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Cum Rain Cum Shine
Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Randy Spears, Tyra, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kris Slater, Destiny St. Claire, Tiana Lynn, Cole Conners, Flower Tucci, Mya Mason, Marco Banderas
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: A quick and dirty review cause I've seen way too many squirting movies recently. There's only so much I can write about the genre before I stop repeating myself. Cum Rain Cum Shine is Tiana Lynn's vehicle and she shines. However, her supporting cast isn't as strong or attractive as Cytherea's in the Squirtwoman movies. That's not her fault. That's just how it is. Tiana would introduce each scene with the premise and a tease. She squirts plenty before and during the scenes. First scene has her seducing her boyfriend's dad, Randy Spears. After he blows his load on her pussy, he stuffs it in with a couple more strokes. Hope she has good birth control. Second, she's still bored with the boyfriend, Kris Slater, so she brings in Mya Mason to spice things up between them. Mya is there to give up the butt. I was surprised to see Tiana willing to do a2ogm duties. Third scene had her boyfriend and his friends all unload on her face in a circle jerk session. Fourth scene, she pairs up with Marco and Cole Conners.
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Christoph's Beautiful Girls 16
Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Philippe Dean, Nikita, Richard Langin, Nick Lang, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Helen, Jessica Fiorentino, Greg Centauro, Andy Brown, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Sandra De Marco, Patricia Well, Alexandra Jay, Alexandra Joy, Vika, Csoky Ice
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Christoph's Beautiful Girls 16 Evil Angel With scenes shot in sunny Amsterdam as well as some familiar spots in Prague and Budapest, Beautiful Girls is the flip side of Euro Domination, with a similar cast engaged in a much more colourful version of the usual unfeasibly rude action Christoph so cheekily pulls off time and time again. Sandra de Marco and Jessica Fiorentino Okay, this is the first and last time I comment on the subject in this particular review, that's a promise. Christoph shoots the tall and curvaceous blonde Sandra yet again. Does she just follow him around? Ironically it wasn't so long ago I was beginning to wonder what happened to Jessica.
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Cum Beauty Therapy
Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by bono-ONE
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Here I go with another GGG title. Fans of this studio know what to expect when they slip one of these discs in their player. The girls will suck some serious cock, get fucked pretty hard, then take sperm showers in various forms be it to their ass, face, mouth, pussy, a glass bowl. Basically it's a no holds barred fuckathon leading to the sperm showers so if your interested press on as these girls usually give great efforts during their scenes. This release even offers subtitles so if you want to hear what the German they're speaking translates to in English then by all means turn that on but it's kinda cool I think to listen to the guttoral sounds of the men and ladies as they fuck. I'd also use the play film option instead of clicking on a scene as they take you right to popshots and you miss the action before.
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Sweet Obscenities
Release date: 7/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by picman
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Van Damage, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Ashley Long, Victoria Givens, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Pason
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Aurora Snow
Review brief: Prologue Aurora Snow brings us a collection of women regaling us with their fantasies and some smutty talk. A couple of my favorites, Ashley Long and Gia Jordan have scenes and women I've been meaning to look up, Pason and Victoria Givens, round out the cast. Let's see what they have to say for themselves. Pason opens the video giving us some verbal and physical tease, asking if we want to see all the things she's showing us. I think we're all in agreement. Yes! After masturbating to an apparent orgasm, she's joined by Aurora, who interviews her about her fantasies and that leads into her sex scene with Alex Sanders, who's going to grudge fuck Pason. He fondles, smacks and rubs up on a simmering Pason before sticking his tongue in her ass and pussy. He picks her up for a standing 69. He puts her down on the couch with her head hanging over the arm rest to fuck Pason's face. Sitting on the couch, Alex gets more head from Pason, who pulls off her corset, revealing a very tight looking body and her enhanced boobs.
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Floods of Cum (Spermafluten)
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by bono-ONE
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Here we go with another cumstravaganza from the folks at GGG. These titles are about as straight forward as any in gonzo. The girls suck a lot of cock and get showered with mountains of cum to close the scenes. No suspense or drama here these girls like their sperm and by the title of this dvd they like it in floods!! So let's hit the scenes and give a little flavor of what transpires.I won't even try and ID the girls,lol, but they are pretty hot and we get to watch them get fucked long and hard before receiving their sperm baths. Cumshot 1: This first scene starts innocently enough with our girl caressing her tits as she pulls them out of her leopard style top and a good floor level shows her playing with her pussy also. Then she's outside on a motorcycle and we see more good ass/ pussy fingering which we get up close shots for. Our girl then moves inside where she gets up on the GGG table which frequent viewers will recognize, it's got a big red blanket covering it and this girl is soon being fucked hard in mish.
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Asian P.O.V. 2 (Devil's Film)
Release date: 7/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Nakia Ty, Kemmy
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Cast: Lucy Lee, Nakia Ty, Kemmy, Asia & Jon Dough Director: Jon Dough Studio: Devil's Films Duration: 1:53:00 Date of Production: What's Happening: straight, toys, facials Scene One:Lucy Lee [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Lucy never really got me with her looks but she's a decent performer. Here shes does the POV thing and plays with a dildo on the couch. She sucks off Jon while playing with the dildo and then gets fucked missionary on the couch. That leads into a lengthy round of doggystyle. Lucy does some pussy to mouth and then rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl on the floor. Jon ends up releasing a mega load but since he was laying down it had the fountain effect and not much touched Lucy. Comments: Not much heat at all Overall: 2/5 Scene Two:Asia [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Asia is fairly attractive starting out the scene in pink lingerie. She shows us her clit ring, plays with herself, uses a dildo then sucks him off. They start out missionary and then go ino some doggystyle.
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Leanni Lei Exposed
Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Leanni Lei
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Cast: Leanni Lei Director: Various Studio: New Machine Duration: 1:47:00 Date of Production: January 2004 What's Happening: straight, lez, threesomes, facials Leanni Lei is a personal favorite. In 1997 I was wild about 3 pornstars. That was Dee, Sylvia Saint and Leanni Lei. I've seen Leanni in a ton of titles. Some of my favorites are Bottom Feeders, Video Adventures Of Peeping Tom #15, New Breed #2 & Planet Max #2 (Leanni on rollerskates). This compilation features 8 scenes from 8 different titles. Those titles are: Make My Butt Cum #2, Dirty Debs #76, Up & Cummers #46, Up & Cummers #50, Up & Cummers #59, America's Most Wanted #2, America's Most Wanted #3 & America's Most Wanted #4. She does anal in about 4 of the 8 titles and takes on Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur in Up & Cummers #46. The lez scene can be found in America's Most Wanted #4. Bottom line, this is a decent compilation. One draw back is not all of the scenes start from the very beginning. Some of them jump right into the blowjob.
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Gang Bang Darlings 2
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Dic Tracy, Jessica Fiorentino, Dick Delaware, Jazz Duro, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Jean Pallett, Claudia Rossi
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Maurice Phillips
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 2 Hours) Production Date: 5 / 4 / 2004 Director: Maurice Philippe Cast: Selena Silver, Dick Delaware, John West, Dick Tracy, Kris Slater, Damian, Jean Pallett, Jessica Fiorentino, Jazz Duro, Patrik Schuster, Erik, Mike, Dillion Day, Claudia Rossi, J. J. Vein Lewis, Michael V., Tomas, and Jose The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much of a gangbang fan, but with these three ladies I cant look past this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a gangbang with the focus on the woman Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of footage of guys yakking and yanking The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, although there are a couple very minor blemishes. The video is also pretty good, but not quite up to the level of the audio. Its nicely lit , but theres a bit of noticeable grain.
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Barely Legal: Summer Camp 2
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Kimberly Kane, Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kathleen Kruz, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Tiana Lynn, Justine Joli
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene.
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Gina Lynn's Darkside (Evil Angel)
Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by ExperimentalGuy
Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Gina Lynn, Scott Lyons, Belladonna, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Travis Knight, Juan Luna, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
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Cum On My Face 2 (Devil's Film)
Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Shawnie
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Cum on my Face #2 in a Devils Films compilation that doesnt disappoint when it promises 109 cum shots. But anyone who can watch two hours of unattractive women getting sperm smeared on their mugs is better than this reviewer. The girls, none of whom are identified, are strictly B-listers, and few look better without the face frosting than with it. There is plenty of interracial sex here, with ebony girls and guys in seemingly every other scene. Some of the girls take multiple pop shots. The DVD offers 11 chapter stops, with 10 pop shots per chapter.
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Blowjob Fantasies 20
Release date: 10/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies #20 is better than most all oral flicks, even without any real beauties in the cast. Ive seen compilations that were far less watchable than this. The dozen girls all follow the same script: a slow strip tease, then a little head, followed by the removal of her top, then a bit of titty fucking, and climaxing (literally) with a facial. There are some deep throating attempts and some dirty talk when the girls come up for air. Most of the cumshots are pretty messy and some of the girls give some PCH to finish. Of note are Asian beauty Lilly Thai, who caused me to wince when she slapped the guys hardon a couple times. Ouch! Gia Paloma (credited as Gia Jordan sloppy!) gives an enthusiastic performance. Cute brunette Kelly Kline looks right at home between the legs of her s/o, Richard Raymond. (No other males are credited or seen).
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Seymore Butts' Monkey Business
Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by picman
Starring: Tom Byron, Teri Starr, Taylor Hayes, Seymore Butts, Taren
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Prologue I have always liked Seymore's videos but have found them wildly inconsistent. He goes for a true gonzo style and sometimes it works for me, sometimes not. I'm not a big fan of POV, which is one of his strengths, but when he just works the camera as an observer, there are few better. This volume contains the spectacular, young, pre-Vivid Taylor Hayes. That would be enough to draw me in by itself but Taren Steele is also featured, making this very appealing. So, on with the continuing adventures of Seymore Butts. The video opens with Seymore trying to explain his break up with Shane and the roots of his apparent depression. He has received letters from a couple of women determined to cheer him up with special performances. Teri Ellis is the first to visit. She is being interviewed on his couch when we first encounter her. She's very pretty and toothy and leggy as well. Seymore asks Teri to display her flexibility and discovers she's pantiless, which appears to embarrass her.
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Bitches In Heat (Colossal Entertainment)
Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Cytherea, Ashley Haze, Chiquita Lopez, Katja Kassin
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Bitches in Heat would be a much better flick if director Jake Malone would have duct taped his own mouth. This guy never shuts up, and his running commentary is most unnerving. If you can find the FF button on your remote and can sit through some very long set-ups, the sex scenes arent bad. The guys are fairly abusive to the girls, with lots of spanking, face slapping, hair pulling, and gaping. But the girls are nasty, talk dirty, and dont seem to mind being portrayed as filthy sluts. Brown-haired beauty Cytherea goes first. As with all the scenes, she poses and masturbates for 7-8 minutes before the action starts. Yawn! But she and Randy Spears have a volcanic romp, with Cytherea doing her trademark squirting at least three times. Randy dumps his load on her eager, open mouth to end a great scene. It goes downhill fast, however, as unattractive Latin brunette Chiquita Lopez gets boned in every conceivable way by Malone and Benjamin Bratt (credited as Benjamin Pratt sloppy!). The guys lay the abuse on heavy, with lots of slapping, spitting in her mouth, DP, and A2M.
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Erotic Stories: Lovers & Cheaters 2
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: If you like your porn artsy and stylish, Erotic Stories: Lovers and Cheaters #2 may be your cup of tea. Director James Avalon probably spent more time in the editing room than on the set to make this couples only feature. Unfortunately for raincoaters, all the beautiful talent in this cast is bathed in soft lighting and surrounded by irritating soft music. The final effect is that of a Playboy video gone a little berserk. The sex is pretty good, with lots of hard pounding, a couple of DPs, and three facials. But the MTV-style editing with herky-jerky cuts and slo-mo action wears on the hardcore viewer. And that music! Avalon, please, never use anything but instrumentals in the background. Having people singing and screaming to the music detracts from the over-all effect. Cute brunette Jassie and hubby Matt Bixel play a game of burglar sneaks into house and seduces damsel in the first scene. The sex is hard but not abusive, and Jassie really seems to be enjoying the romp. But the special effects and editing destroyed my pleasure.
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Altered Assholes
Release date: 9/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: John Strong, David Perry, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jayna Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Altered Assholes Running Time: 180+ min. Production Date: July 2004 Forward I have said in many past reviews that Platinum X always does a good job of breaking down expectation in their titles. Unfortunately, I didnt take this one seriously. I urge you to pay attention here, or you might see something that you just did not expect. Ive had pants altered. The Pocketcomb Pimp is even my Alter Ego. The movie Altered States was a psychedelic trip in the 80s, but none of that prepared me for the all out, ass stretching festival that followed. Jayna Oso [ /image ] --> This one girl continues to blow my mind. There are a select few females in the biz that are too pretty for porn, and Jayna is leading the charge. In addition, she is part of a new bread of women that would damn near allow you to hide a holiday ham in their asshole. This was a typical anal fest, but Mr. Strong and Stefano took this to the Streets of San Francisco (Double Anal) on her ass. They stretched her ass like an old shoe.
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Suze Randall Classics: Too Naughty To Say No
Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Flash
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Harry Reems, Paul Barresi, Cody Nicole, Craig Roberts
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Too Naughty to Say No is a madcap adult films from the mid-80s, which if taken seriously is rather sick at times. However the film manages to stay on the fun side throughout and with the exception of the problem with the editing of the sex scenes is an excellent viewing experience for viewers that like plotted films but don't require nasty sex to be present in the film.
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Release date: 8/13/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Shayla LaVeaux, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Guy DiSilva, Cheyne Collins, Venus, Voodoo, Rafe, Nicole Sheridan, Joey Ray, Tyler Wood, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Luvana, Dominica Leoni, Aria, Ashley Long, Dru Berrymore, Melanie Jagger, Rhiannon Bray, Velvet Rose, Cindy Crawford, Cailey Taylor, Jesse V., Brooke Ballentyne, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Adam & Eve
Review brief: These guys need to change there name from Adam & Eve, to Adam and C. The C would stand for compilation. I live in Seattle, and people from out of town ask how I deal with the rain. I tell them that it rains more in Vancouver Canada to the north, and Portland to the south, so ask them. That being said, they should ask Adam & Eve cause theyre causing a flood of biblical proportions. One thing I will say is that Adam & Eve has such a robust catalog that not only are there compilation welcome, but good. I like most of the women in this title and once again I am surprised that I havent seen these scenes somewhere else. Sure, a couple come from the Amateur Angels line but 95 of these scene were new to me. Being an anal fan, this title is solid gold. Some of the girls in this title are Anal Queens, and some of them are doing a rare anal appearance. Some scenes are with condom, and some without, but the heat factor here is high.
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Jeannie Pepper, Kevin, Julie Night, Taylor Lynn, Justin Slayer, Crystal Ray, Summer Nite, J. Monty, Tyler Lynn, Jr. King
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Andre Johnson
Review brief: This was a title that had been on my list for a minute. Not only did it have a new scene with Jeanie Pepper, it had a serious anal scene between Justin Slayer and Julie Night. I had seen the Julie Night scene as a bonus scene on Ebony in Ivory, and short of the Belladonna anal scene, the bonus scene was the best! Expectations were high here based on cast and the preview scene I had seen, but unfortunately the title came up a bit short. Crystal Rae is a cutie pie, but her scene lacked heat and chemistry. It wasnt a bad scene, but its nothing to get excited about. The Jeannie Pepper scene was girl on girl, and you know how I feel about that. I was a bit disappointed. There was another scene with a girl that I was not familiar with, and it was actually decent. My suggestion would be for you to skip this title and get Ebony in Ivory .
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Release date: 6/22/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Darien Ross, Ms. 24-7, Naughty Tonyo, Tina B.
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: Ive seen a couple titles from Sensational, and I have to say that the productions fell short of the name. The lighting was terrible, the audio was weak, and the women were not the least bit professional. One thing I couldnt deny about the title was the fact that there was heat and chemistry. I have always said that some girls in the business are in it to fuck, and these guys find em. Some may be older, heavier and not as attractive, but they are twice the freak of most industry babes. This is that real deal rough, rugged and raw shit that lit the porn fuse 40 years ago. These girls aint trying to be famous, they trying to be freaks and I might add that they are succeeding. I would assume that these guys put these scene together on the fly and since they probably dont test females, they sleeve up. I recognized one girl, I used to get my swing on, and she is damn near a legend in the Northwest for taking on brothas.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Bruno SX, Veronica Carso, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, K.K., Kris Slater, Lauren Phoenix, Cytherea, Nautica Thorn, Lauro Giotto, Joe Friday, Teagan Presley
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Total Babe #4 is a pretty good flick, considering only about half the girls could be considered babes by my definition. Teagan is absolutely a babe, and she takes on Chris Slater in the opening scene. Theres plenty of chemistry between the two and the heat they generate is way above most porn standards. She takes it up the ass and accepts an open-mouth facial (which she swallows) to end a very good scene. Brittney Skye doesnt do much for me with her bottle blonde hair and fake tits. She and Barrett Blade engage in some lukewarm action that includes some anal and a cumshot across her not-so-little belly. She gives some PCH. Ive seen Nautica Thorn looking better, but she aint bad. The brunette simply goes through the motions with Joe Friday and tops things off with an open-mouth facial. Bruno Assix gets to play with two average-looking Euros (I think), Kelly and Veronica Carso. There is very little interaction between the girls as they simply play with themselves while waiting their turn with Bruno.
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Release date: 9/3/2001
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by astroknight
Starring: T.T. Boy, Mickey Ray, Joey Silvera, Shawn Ricks, Jon Dough, Blake Palmer, Sarah Jane Hamilton, Paul Lee, Larry T
Studio: Zane
Directed by: John T. Bone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 67 min. Production Date: 1993 Director: John T. Bone Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Blake Palmer, Derrick Taylor, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, Mickey Ray, Shawn Ricks, Tom T., and T. T. Boy The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton was one of the first stars to ever catch my eye, and the first to show me what an amazing thing squirting could be. I always look forward to her features, even thought what Ive seen from Zane for DVDs has been extremely disappointing. Initial Reaction: Its an extreme disappointment. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting an overly tame and hard to see gangbang Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done DVD and movie The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired and make the movie seem even more dated than it is. The audio isnt too bad, and is fairly clear although sometimes a little soft. There are also a couple background noises. The video, however, is horrible.
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Release date: 8/14/2003
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by andyblake
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Frank Gun, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Julia Taylor, Mick Blue, Mandy Bright, Black Widow, Steve Hooper, Alexa May, Bobbi Eden, Niki Belluci
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Here is another terrific, high quality product from Private. The plot is borrowed from Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo" only instead of having vertigo, the protagonist has claustrophobia, specifically fear of tunnels. He was a police officer, but because he would not enter a tunnel, his partner was killed. So he quits the force and becomes a private detective. A magistrate hires him to tail his wife, who he fears may be suicidal. The movie clocks in at 1:55. There are six full sex scenes, all with anals, and a full bonus scene. All of it superbly lit and photographed by the great Antonio Adamo. The girls in this movie are not quite up to the standards of the superstars in the movies Adamo did in the Private/Penthouse series, but they are all very cute, and Mandy Bright and Julia Taylor are both gorgeous.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Crucifixio Jones
Starring: Simona, Justin Slayer, Melanie Crush, Boz, Isabel Ice, Mia Bangg, Isobel, H.J., Luissa Rosso
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Big Booty White Girls 2004, 2 hours 12 minutes Evil Angel Directed by Justin Slayer Starring Somina, Melanie Crush, Luissa Rosso, Mia Bang, Isabel Ice [ /image ] --> The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> Ass movies are all the rage lately. Its not that ass ever went out of style but it seems like for the longest it was almost taboo for a white dude to admit that he dug a chick that had some junk in her trunk. Buttman brought all these secret ass worshippers out of the closet and made it okay to say, yes, I like ass. Jules Jordan carries on the tradition proudly but honestly, who knows more about ass than a brother? Justin Slayers been shooting bitches with back for forever and really never considered it anything special or a big deal; thats just what him and his crew were always into. But now Justin and his Pipe Layers now film under the Evil Angel umbrella and in the employ of the original Buttman himself.
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Release date: 6/13/2004
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004 by Boner Bud
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: The Plot Judging by the title and the box cover, I thought there was going to be a lot more plot to this movie. Maybe it's because all the guys speak Portuguese and there aren't any subtitles that I missed most of what was supposed to be going on. But basically, it seemed to me like it was just 4 scenes of guys having sex outside. The movie starts with 2 Brazilian guys next to a pool. They're both sufficiently attractive, but neither one is going to be starring in a Kristen Bjorn movie anytime soon, either. One of the guys is tall with a decent amount of muscle, and the other guys is short and stocky. Both guys really need better haircuts though. They strip off their Speedos and suck each other in a 69 position. Then the shorter guy flips around and sits on the taller guy's dick. It's a bareback scene! What a pleasant surprise! They fuck for a long time, in many different positions, and they both really seem into it. After a while, they switch places and the taller guy sits on the shorter guy's dick.
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Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Randy Spears, Tyra, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Kris Slater, Destiny St. Claire, Tiana Lynn, Cole Conners, Flower Tucci, Mya Mason, Marco Banderas
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: A quick and dirty review cause I've seen way too many squirting movies recently. There's only so much I can write about the genre before I stop repeating myself. Cum Rain Cum Shine is Tiana Lynn's vehicle and she shines. However, her supporting cast isn't as strong or attractive as Cytherea's in the Squirtwoman movies. That's not her fault. That's just how it is. Tiana would introduce each scene with the premise and a tease. She squirts plenty before and during the scenes. First scene has her seducing her boyfriend's dad, Randy Spears. After he blows his load on her pussy, he stuffs it in with a couple more strokes. Hope she has good birth control. Second, she's still bored with the boyfriend, Kris Slater, so she brings in Mya Mason to spice things up between them. Mya is there to give up the butt. I was surprised to see Tiana willing to do a2ogm duties. Third scene had her boyfriend and his friends all unload on her face in a circle jerk session. Fourth scene, she pairs up with Marco and Cole Conners.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Philippe Dean, Nikita, Richard Langin, Nick Lang, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Helen, Jessica Fiorentino, Greg Centauro, Andy Brown, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Sandra De Marco, Patricia Well, Alexandra Jay, Alexandra Joy, Vika, Csoky Ice
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Christoph's Beautiful Girls 16 Evil Angel With scenes shot in sunny Amsterdam as well as some familiar spots in Prague and Budapest, Beautiful Girls is the flip side of Euro Domination, with a similar cast engaged in a much more colourful version of the usual unfeasibly rude action Christoph so cheekily pulls off time and time again. Sandra de Marco and Jessica Fiorentino Okay, this is the first and last time I comment on the subject in this particular review, that's a promise. Christoph shoots the tall and curvaceous blonde Sandra yet again. Does she just follow him around? Ironically it wasn't so long ago I was beginning to wonder what happened to Jessica.
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Release date: 11/7/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by bono-ONE
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Here I go with another GGG title. Fans of this studio know what to expect when they slip one of these discs in their player. The girls will suck some serious cock, get fucked pretty hard, then take sperm showers in various forms be it to their ass, face, mouth, pussy, a glass bowl. Basically it's a no holds barred fuckathon leading to the sperm showers so if your interested press on as these girls usually give great efforts during their scenes. This release even offers subtitles so if you want to hear what the German they're speaking translates to in English then by all means turn that on but it's kinda cool I think to listen to the guttoral sounds of the men and ladies as they fuck. I'd also use the play film option instead of clicking on a scene as they take you right to popshots and you miss the action before.
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Release date: 7/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by picman
Starring: Alex Sanders, Tyce Bune, Van Damage, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Ashley Long, Victoria Givens, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Pason
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Aurora Snow
Review brief: Prologue Aurora Snow brings us a collection of women regaling us with their fantasies and some smutty talk. A couple of my favorites, Ashley Long and Gia Jordan have scenes and women I've been meaning to look up, Pason and Victoria Givens, round out the cast. Let's see what they have to say for themselves. Pason opens the video giving us some verbal and physical tease, asking if we want to see all the things she's showing us. I think we're all in agreement. Yes! After masturbating to an apparent orgasm, she's joined by Aurora, who interviews her about her fantasies and that leads into her sex scene with Alex Sanders, who's going to grudge fuck Pason. He fondles, smacks and rubs up on a simmering Pason before sticking his tongue in her ass and pussy. He picks her up for a standing 69. He puts her down on the couch with her head hanging over the arm rest to fuck Pason's face. Sitting on the couch, Alex gets more head from Pason, who pulls off her corset, revealing a very tight looking body and her enhanced boobs.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by bono-ONE
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Here we go with another cumstravaganza from the folks at GGG. These titles are about as straight forward as any in gonzo. The girls suck a lot of cock and get showered with mountains of cum to close the scenes. No suspense or drama here these girls like their sperm and by the title of this dvd they like it in floods!! So let's hit the scenes and give a little flavor of what transpires.I won't even try and ID the girls,lol, but they are pretty hot and we get to watch them get fucked long and hard before receiving their sperm baths. Cumshot 1: This first scene starts innocently enough with our girl caressing her tits as she pulls them out of her leopard style top and a good floor level shows her playing with her pussy also. Then she's outside on a motorcycle and we see more good ass/ pussy fingering which we get up close shots for. Our girl then moves inside where she gets up on the GGG table which frequent viewers will recognize, it's got a big red blanket covering it and this girl is soon being fucked hard in mish.
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Release date: 7/21/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Nakia Ty, Kemmy
Studio: Devil's Film
Directed by: Jon Dough
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Cast: Lucy Lee, Nakia Ty, Kemmy, Asia & Jon Dough Director: Jon Dough Studio: Devil's Films Duration: 1:53:00 Date of Production: What's Happening: straight, toys, facials Scene One:Lucy Lee [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Lucy never really got me with her looks but she's a decent performer. Here shes does the POV thing and plays with a dildo on the couch. She sucks off Jon while playing with the dildo and then gets fucked missionary on the couch. That leads into a lengthy round of doggystyle. Lucy does some pussy to mouth and then rides him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl on the floor. Jon ends up releasing a mega load but since he was laying down it had the fountain effect and not much touched Lucy. Comments: Not much heat at all Overall: 2/5 Scene Two:Asia [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Asia is fairly attractive starting out the scene in pink lingerie. She shows us her clit ring, plays with herself, uses a dildo then sucks him off. They start out missionary and then go ino some doggystyle.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by Nutty Buddy
Starring: Leanni Lei
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: [ /image ] --> Cast: Leanni Lei Director: Various Studio: New Machine Duration: 1:47:00 Date of Production: January 2004 What's Happening: straight, lez, threesomes, facials Leanni Lei is a personal favorite. In 1997 I was wild about 3 pornstars. That was Dee, Sylvia Saint and Leanni Lei. I've seen Leanni in a ton of titles. Some of my favorites are Bottom Feeders, Video Adventures Of Peeping Tom #15, New Breed #2 & Planet Max #2 (Leanni on rollerskates). This compilation features 8 scenes from 8 different titles. Those titles are: Make My Butt Cum #2, Dirty Debs #76, Up & Cummers #46, Up & Cummers #50, Up & Cummers #59, America's Most Wanted #2, America's Most Wanted #3 & America's Most Wanted #4. She does anal in about 4 of the 8 titles and takes on Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur in Up & Cummers #46. The lez scene can be found in America's Most Wanted #4. Bottom line, this is a decent compilation. One draw back is not all of the scenes start from the very beginning. Some of them jump right into the blowjob.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/18/2004 by astroknight
Starring: John West, Dic Tracy, Jessica Fiorentino, Dick Delaware, Jazz Duro, Kris Slater, Selena Silver, Jean Pallett, Claudia Rossi
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: Maurice Phillips
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. (cover states 2 Hours) Production Date: 5 / 4 / 2004 Director: Maurice Philippe Cast: Selena Silver, Dick Delaware, John West, Dick Tracy, Kris Slater, Damian, Jean Pallett, Jessica Fiorentino, Jazz Duro, Patrik Schuster, Erik, Mike, Dillion Day, Claudia Rossi, J. J. Vein Lewis, Michael V., Tomas, and Jose The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not much of a gangbang fan, but with these three ladies I cant look past this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants a gangbang with the focus on the woman Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting plenty of footage of guys yakking and yanking The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, although there are a couple very minor blemishes. The video is also pretty good, but not quite up to the level of the audio. Its nicely lit , but theres a bit of noticeable grain.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Kimberly Kane, Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kathleen Kruz, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Tiana Lynn, Justine Joli
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene.
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Release date: 9/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by ExperimentalGuy
Starring: Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Gina Lynn, Scott Lyons, Belladonna, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Travis Knight, Juan Luna, Johnny Fender, Falco Zito
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Jules Jordan
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Release date: 6/15/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Shawnie
Studio: Devil's Film
Review brief: Cum on my Face #2 in a Devils Films compilation that doesnt disappoint when it promises 109 cum shots. But anyone who can watch two hours of unattractive women getting sperm smeared on their mugs is better than this reviewer. The girls, none of whom are identified, are strictly B-listers, and few look better without the face frosting than with it. There is plenty of interracial sex here, with ebony girls and guys in seemingly every other scene. Some of the girls take multiple pop shots. The DVD offers 11 chapter stops, with 10 pop shots per chapter.
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Release date: 10/24/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies #20 is better than most all oral flicks, even without any real beauties in the cast. Ive seen compilations that were far less watchable than this. The dozen girls all follow the same script: a slow strip tease, then a little head, followed by the removal of her top, then a bit of titty fucking, and climaxing (literally) with a facial. There are some deep throating attempts and some dirty talk when the girls come up for air. Most of the cumshots are pretty messy and some of the girls give some PCH to finish. Of note are Asian beauty Lilly Thai, who caused me to wince when she slapped the guys hardon a couple times. Ouch! Gia Paloma (credited as Gia Jordan sloppy!) gives an enthusiastic performance. Cute brunette Kelly Kline looks right at home between the legs of her s/o, Richard Raymond. (No other males are credited or seen).
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by picman
Starring: Tom Byron, Teri Starr, Taylor Hayes, Seymore Butts, Taren
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Prologue I have always liked Seymore's videos but have found them wildly inconsistent. He goes for a true gonzo style and sometimes it works for me, sometimes not. I'm not a big fan of POV, which is one of his strengths, but when he just works the camera as an observer, there are few better. This volume contains the spectacular, young, pre-Vivid Taylor Hayes. That would be enough to draw me in by itself but Taren Steele is also featured, making this very appealing. So, on with the continuing adventures of Seymore Butts. The video opens with Seymore trying to explain his break up with Shane and the roots of his apparent depression. He has received letters from a couple of women determined to cheer him up with special performances. Teri Ellis is the first to visit. She is being interviewed on his couch when we first encounter her. She's very pretty and toothy and leggy as well. Seymore asks Teri to display her flexibility and discovers she's pantiless, which appears to embarrass her.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Cytherea, Ashley Haze, Chiquita Lopez, Katja Kassin
Studio: Colossal Entertainment
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Bitches in Heat would be a much better flick if director Jake Malone would have duct taped his own mouth. This guy never shuts up, and his running commentary is most unnerving. If you can find the FF button on your remote and can sit through some very long set-ups, the sex scenes arent bad. The guys are fairly abusive to the girls, with lots of spanking, face slapping, hair pulling, and gaping. But the girls are nasty, talk dirty, and dont seem to mind being portrayed as filthy sluts. Brown-haired beauty Cytherea goes first. As with all the scenes, she poses and masturbates for 7-8 minutes before the action starts. Yawn! But she and Randy Spears have a volcanic romp, with Cytherea doing her trademark squirting at least three times. Randy dumps his load on her eager, open mouth to end a great scene. It goes downhill fast, however, as unattractive Latin brunette Chiquita Lopez gets boned in every conceivable way by Malone and Benjamin Bratt (credited as Benjamin Pratt sloppy!). The guys lay the abuse on heavy, with lots of slapping, spitting in her mouth, DP, and A2M.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Tongue in Groove
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: James Avalon
Review brief: If you like your porn artsy and stylish, Erotic Stories: Lovers and Cheaters #2 may be your cup of tea. Director James Avalon probably spent more time in the editing room than on the set to make this couples only feature. Unfortunately for raincoaters, all the beautiful talent in this cast is bathed in soft lighting and surrounded by irritating soft music. The final effect is that of a Playboy video gone a little berserk. The sex is pretty good, with lots of hard pounding, a couple of DPs, and three facials. But the MTV-style editing with herky-jerky cuts and slo-mo action wears on the hardcore viewer. And that music! Avalon, please, never use anything but instrumentals in the background. Having people singing and screaming to the music detracts from the over-all effect. Cute brunette Jassie and hubby Matt Bixel play a game of burglar sneaks into house and seduces damsel in the first scene. The sex is hard but not abusive, and Jassie really seems to be enjoying the romp. But the special effects and editing destroyed my pleasure.
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Release date: 9/14/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: John Strong, David Perry, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Jayna Oso, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Vanessa Lane, Katja Kassin
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: Altered Assholes Running Time: 180+ min. Production Date: July 2004 Forward I have said in many past reviews that Platinum X always does a good job of breaking down expectation in their titles. Unfortunately, I didnt take this one seriously. I urge you to pay attention here, or you might see something that you just did not expect. Ive had pants altered. The Pocketcomb Pimp is even my Alter Ego. The movie Altered States was a psychedelic trip in the 80s, but none of that prepared me for the all out, ass stretching festival that followed. Jayna Oso [ /image ] --> This one girl continues to blow my mind. There are a select few females in the biz that are too pretty for porn, and Jayna is leading the charge. In addition, she is part of a new bread of women that would damn near allow you to hide a holiday ham in their asshole. This was a typical anal fest, but Mr. Strong and Stefano took this to the Streets of San Francisco (Double Anal) on her ass. They stretched her ass like an old shoe.
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Release date: 5/29/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004 by Flash
Starring: Ginger Lynn, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Harry Reems, Paul Barresi, Cody Nicole, Craig Roberts
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Too Naughty to Say No is a madcap adult films from the mid-80s, which if taken seriously is rather sick at times. However the film manages to stay on the fun side throughout and with the exception of the problem with the editing of the sex scenes is an excellent viewing experience for viewers that like plotted films but don't require nasty sex to be present in the film.
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