Phatty Girls 1 (Evil Angel) Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/13/2004

Phatty Girls Directors Cut

Running Time: 160 min.

Production Date: September 2003

The Pocketcomb Premise

Today I am going to add a twist to a JSP Classic.
Justin Slayer’s Phatty Girls.
I couldn’t wait to get my hands on his title. Justin has made quite a name for himself over the past year, and I was curious to see what new features and bonuses he would add to this release.

Judging from the size of the asses on the cover, it was quite apparent that Justin has not spent any time in my neighborhood. Sure, local rapper and childhood hero Sir Mix A Lot penned the first of all booty songs, bet even Sir Makes A Lot had to be inspired by an Oakland ass.

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Sky

She came out with some post modern hippie thigh high boots. And the phattest ass I have ever seen! This ass was so big and round that you would want to hit it doggie style until it turned purple. Matter of fact, Justin tried to ease in that ass, but old girl made him pull out and slip in the pussy. Once again Justin was sending you a subliminal message behind this and the “Phat Beats.” Smoke, ass and boots put another brotha in a Purple Haze. To quote our now beloved brotha “Scuse me while I kiss the Sky” When you see her thick ass lips wrap around Justin you can see why they call the pipe the glass dick.

Sky has come a long way since this release. I have seen her in multiple titles and if you click her name at the top of the page, you'll see more recent reviews and comments on this girl.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Honeycomb

This girl had so much ass it made Justin mad. All I could do was sit back and be amazed by the hidden messages in this scene. I grew up on cold cereal, and Honeycomb cereal was a mainstay. The premise of the commercials was adults trying to sneak into the kids fort to steal the Honeycomb cereal.

Justin was telling all of corporate America. Look muthafucka! I still got the keys to the clubhouse and it angers me that I got to hit this ass like my name was Mikey, and this was the last bowl of Life Cereal on earth.

I haven't seen this girl since this title, but I assure you that this is one clubhouse that I'd love to be a member of.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Lilian

This girl had an azz like a Brazilian, and it was quite obvious that she didn’t speak a lick of English. Somewhere along the way somebody taught her three key words, “Fuck My Pussy!” Oh My God! Forget the fact that Justin had to strap on a rubber, cause I did. This girl was so fine that I had to “Bagger The Witness” just to think straight!

Justin worked her spot like it was a rented mule. He did all the moves. Brotha in the Middle, The Horse and The Rider, and a personal favorite of mine. “The Sack of Suds.” You know, where you have to hold the girl close to your chest while you stand upright.

This girl shows some shit that you just got to see in the newly added Behind The Scenes. It was the only condom scene in the movie, but quite possible the most heat in the original release.

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 9/10

Tameka

This was a woman with a full body. If you are like me and love a thick gurl, you are about to pass out by this point. Justin should have had one of his crew dress up like Lerch from The Adams Family, cause his nuts was slappin this girl like a knocker on a new door. The only thing missing was for somebody off camera to yell out “You Rang!”

You could tell that this heffa gave Justin something that the other didn’t. Cause he went deep into his bag of tricks for his signature move. That’s right, he went military on this girl, and did push ups on her ass until tears rolled down her face. She was trying to hold on anything she could, but the key wasn’t the clinch, and Justin showed her, it was all in the release.

It's possible that I have seen Tameka since this production, but she either changed her name or didn't make the same impression on me.

Justin Say’s...Lift with your knees, not your back!

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 8/10

Adina Jewel, aka. Pebbles

I will apologize now for those of you who are sensitive to the slavery issues that haunted our people for 400 years, but I haven’t seen anything close to the significance of this scene since Alex Haley’s Roots!

With the burden of our people on his back, Justin offered this girl up to the Gods! He was trying to tell us that we are born of a new generation, and it’s time to come out of the fields and tell massa that we ain’t pickin no more cotton!

From this day forward the only seeds we are sewing are deep in the womb of our strong black women! In one fell swoop, Justin reminds us all that yams are from the mother land, so call up that girl from big mamma’s house, or that project honey that you used to holla at back in the day, and let her know that it’s time for reparations and she betta have that thong on!

Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10

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New Bonus Scene

Baby Doll

My 1st observation was “Where did this girl get her name”? I only ask this because I have never seen a doll or a baby with an ass like that. Her face didn’t move me, but I had flashbacks to the “Greenroom”. That’s a solid shout to my East Oakland nucka’s. This scene was a page out of history. My boy J., the original “J-Boogie” used to have a spot just like that. It was a spare room with a broke down futon. We used to funnel neighborhood girls and club freaks through there and 510 style Amtrak dat azz!

This girl was the real deal. You want real sex, you got it! Old girl was not acting, she was straight coming on camera and that’s real! Justin got in her spot every way possible, and all she could do is drip couchie cocktail all over the spot. This scene is what makes this a must see rental for owners of the original release and a must buy for all you knuckle heads that don’t own a copy of the 1st print.

Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 10/10

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If you like Justin, cop this title. You see exactly what made Justin the new IR King of an Evil Empire. This title brings his rise to stardom full circle. For the first time I think I know what Simba was trying to tell me in THE LION KING.

Some of you might not find it appropriate to compare porn to animated movies but I’ll end this by saying for all the TOY STORY’S in the biz, this title is a SLEEPING BEAUTY. You can keep wasting your money on contract hoes aka, THE LADY AND THE TRAMP.

The Black Pipe Layers have completely shut down the competition by becoming MONSTERS INC. So if you ever plan on your DVD collection being among THE INCREDIBLES, I suggest you start FINDING NEGRO!

Big Shout to EXP for supplying images from their original release. If they have not already, I would suggest they lower the price of their release to reflect the lack of additional scenes and footage. This may also prove to be a less expensive way for some of you to start your JSP, or EXP collection.

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