Soldiers From Eastern Europe Part 5 Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/12/2004

An officer is putting three soldiers through their paces. They are told to crawl, run, crawl, run, and kneel. Now although the last command seems to be an unusual one, it is not in this army. After giving this order he walks over to a cute strawberry blond named Fredo and gives yet another order: “suck”. The young soldier obeys and as he chows down on his officer’s baton the other two soldiers (blond Peter and dark-haired Michael) begin swapping tongues. It’s not long of course before they too are into the cocksucking maneuver. As all strip off we see that Fredo has a very lickable body. The officer settles for his dick. When we return to this duo after watching the other soldiers suck dick, Fredo is on his back and the officer’s cock is in his ass. Although Fredo would be enough for me, the officer orders the soldiers to bend over and has a go at their asses, too. Now being ignored, young Fredo pleads with the officer: “Please fuck me”. It is a request that no one could deny as Fredo is young enough and pretty enough to be in Bel Ami films. If I were an officer in the Czech army, Fredo would be permanently attached to my staff. As the officer is plowing Fredo’s sweet buns, Michael signals the officer that he wants more fucking. Lying on his back with his legs in the air he presents his inviting ass to the officer. With the young soldier in this position the officer is able to insert his cock, draw it all the way out and reinsert it repeatedly. In the background the adorable Fredo is sucking Peter’s cock. Soon everyone is eating ass. The officer is rimming the soldier he was just fucking; Fredo is rimming his partner. Fredo does get his ass eaten out too. The officer cums while he is finger-fucking the soldier he had been fucking. “Thank you for the fuck,” Michael tells him. He then cums with the officer chewing on his balls. Fredo cums on his buddy’s chest.

Two very handsome soldiers appear in the next scene. Viktor is blond, slim, and sinewy; Lojza is dark and solid with ruddy cheeks. Before they can get it on however, Viktor has to take a lengthy piss. One of the things that makes this scene so special (for me at least) is that the performers strip completely naked. Mostly in these films they leave their boots on. I like to see bare feet. There is a session of mutual cocksucking before Viktor screws Lojza six ways from Sunday. Another thing that makes this scene so hot is Viktor on his back holding his legs in the air so Lojza can rim his ass. And, boy, can Lojza eat ass!

While this anal feast is going on, a young soldier appears in the distance and with binoculars observes what is going on. When another young combatant comes along and sees his fellow fighter pulling on his stiff uncut cock, he pounces on him like a hawk on a chicken. Following some truly passionate kissing they too strip completely naked. These young twinks are as randy as young goats and go at it with abandon.

For a time we cut back and forth from these two to Viktor and Lojza. Viktor returns to fucking Lojza. Viktor cums on Lojza’s face and he licks the juices off Viktor’s cock. Lojza then cums. The other two who I think are Peter and Marek now begin to fuck. The highlight of this scene is Peter finger-fucking Marek’s ass until the gaping hole is big enough to drive a lorry though.

The last scene begins with two soldiers conversing. One is Tomas, and the other may be Mike. (They all introduced themselves at the beginning of the film but since some were wearing hats, others were wearing camouflage make-up, and all were speaking in heavy accents I may have Mike and Marek confused.) After asking where each is from, they ask if the other has ever had sex with boys and if they liked it. With each giving the other the go ahead for some head, the action begins. When young Tomas’ cock appears it elicits the following comment: “Wery, wery big cock!” It is a wery, wery big cock indeed. It’s all the other can do to get it in his mouth, but he’s a game lad. Mike’s cock is a thick one and not one to sneer at either, but the tool on Tomas is something else. When Tomas fucks Mike with that wery, wery big cock, the impaled lad squeals and whimpers in rhythm to the thrusting tool that is splitting apart his buns. It is probably something of a relief when Tomas shots his load on Mike’s face. Mike once more takes the cock into his mouth to suck it clean. Tomas will do the same for Mike.

The extras feature a nice photo gallery, hordes of enticing previews, and a BONUS SCENE. The bonus scene is apparently one that viewers have voted to be the best scene in the previous films of the series. It features Nick, a tall slim soldier and his boyfriend Dan, a short, compact brunet. In his interview before the scene Nick says he likes the army because of all the cute boys. (If our army weren’t so homophobic we might not have an enlistment problem in this country.) They suck one another and Nick fucks his boyfriend. Personally, I found any of the four scenes in the main film superior. I felt the sucking here went on far too long. It ended with each cumming in the other’s mouth which—I expect—got the scene the votes.

Having now seen four of the eight films in this series, I am quite impressed with them. The problem is they don’t “sound” enticing. Soldiers of Eastern Europe is merely a definition not a title. Sure the hot covers help, but if they had clever or enticing titles they might seem more appealing. Perhaps something like: ALWAYS OBEY AN OFFICER, WOODY MAN-EUVERS or THEY FUCK WITH THEIR BOOTS ON. These are pretty awful, but I think you get the idea. The thing is—these film are ones you’ll want to see. The guys are stunning and they are really turned on to one another so the sex is great (they can’t be just super actors, there’s some actual passion going on here). I guarantee if you like young handsome uncut Europeans sucking, rimming and fucking like there’s no tomorrow, try one of these films and you’ll be hooked.