Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 2)
Release date: 9/15/2008
Reviewed on: 3/21/2009
Studio: Third World Media
Starring: Jin Sawaki, Doctor Shiratori, Yuto, Daisaku, Susumu, Seiji, Takashi
Review brief: Although I am not really a full-fledged rice queen pretty Orientals turn me on. Unfortunately there are no pretty Orientals in this one. There is nary a one of these Japanese lads that I would invite into my bed and only one or two that I wouldnt kick out of the bedeven on cold and horny nights.The premise of the film is that young scrawny (often pimply) lads come to a pederastic doctor who seeks to drain them of their toxins.
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Release date: 12/11/2008
Reviewed on: 3/9/2009
Studio: Falcon Studios
Starring: David Grant, Joshua Scott, Johnny Rahm, Eric Rieger, Dean Johnson, Trevor Hansen, Boyer Colt, Tom Walton
Directed by: Bill Clayton
Review brief: Four scenes in which the premise is that it is the first time for someone. The first two scenes are nothing to write home about but are better than average. Scenes Three and Four however really raise the heat proving that safe sex with condoms, and even without fucking, can be exciting.
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Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 2/28/2009
Studio: Edward James Productions
Review brief: As solo videos go this one is quite good. There is little imagination to the scenes, but five of the six young guys have great bodies and handsome faces to go wtih them.
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Release date: 11/14/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2009
Studio: Vivid Man
Starring: Vic Hall, Mitch Taylor, Jeremy Fox, Ryan Conners, Cody James, Tad Garrett, Sonny Liszt
Directed by: Jim Steel
Review brief: Both the title and the cover are misleading as the film is about a lonely man who dreams of the perfect lover and not a film with naked men shooting bows and arrows. The guys are attractive and the sex is good. Cody James' penis was legenday. WOW! The movie was transferred from an earlier VHS.
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Release date: 9/12/2006
Reviewed on: 2/26/2009
Studio: Scorpion
Starring: Sparky O'Toole, Brandon Wells, Beau Childs, Marc Radcliffe, Sean Stacey, Speedster, Vinnie Corratti
Directed by: Nile Barak, J.K. Jensen
Review brief: An oldie but a goodie transferred from a earlier pre-condom video to DVD. As the title implies this flick is a chicken fanciers feast. The performers are all so cute and sweet viewers may need an insulin fix. Unlike the twenty-to-thirty somethings on shows like 90201, these kids really give the impression they are teenage high school students. There is also the additional appeal in the implication that virginity is being deflowered in many of the scenessuch initiation being a further titillation. What is more the actors themselves seem to be enjoying it immensely.
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Release date: 3/13/2009
Reviewed on: 2/24/2009
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Dirk Jager, Diesel Washington, Alex Baresi, Frank Philipp, Kameron Scott, Leed Scott, Leo Giamani, Kyle Quinn, Xavier St. Jude
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: This film from Titan proves that the ball games played in the locker room are more fun than what takes place on the field or on the court. There are four scenes, three of which really sizzle.
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Release date: 6/9/2006
Reviewed on: 2/22/2009
Studio: Falcon Studios
Starring: Devyn Foster, Vince Rockland, Michael Crawford, Derek Cruise, Steve Fox, Brad Mitchell, Cort Jensen, Claude Jourdan, Brad Stone
Directed by: John Rutherford
Review brief: A typical Falcon product from its golden age with god-like young beauties. Cort Jensen, Steve Fox, and Michael Crawford possessing incredible beauty. Included is a rare bottoming scene from sexy Vince Rockland.
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Release date: 10/25/2002
Reviewed on: 2/22/2009
Studio: Totally Tight
Starring: Tony Montana, Max Grand, Rick Donovan, Jon King, Alvin Eros, Storm [II] (male), Kip Young
Review brief: A sadly disappointing film that attempts to bring back two legendary performers who should have remained in retirement.
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Release date: 2/6/2009
Reviewed on: 2/21/2009
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Chris Thomas, Francois Sagat, Dirk Jager, Dean Flynn, Max Schutler, Rick van Sant, Victor Steele, Marco Blaze, Coby Mitchell, Scott Alexander, Arthur Gordon
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: The plot centers around a stolen car and features 5 superlative scenes. Dean Flynn, Max Schulter, Marco Blaze, and François Sagat are upstanding. While Scott Alexander, Arthur Gordon, Victor Steele, and Chris Thomas add considerable spice to the proceedings. Watersports abd fisting sequences are only on the Director's Extended Edit and the Blu-ray version. If you like fisting, Max Schulter's fisting of Rick van Sant is not to be missed!
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Release date: 12/1/2008
Reviewed on: 1/18/2009
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Scott Tanner, Tyler Saint, Enrique Currero, Tony Buff, Braxton Bond, Sean Preston, Jackson Wild, Geoffrey Paine, Chad Manning, Tristan Raine, Ty Roberts, Nick Forte
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: In Joe Gage's HOME INVASION Tony Buff and two fellow crooks break into the house of Tyler Saint and get it on with his handsome sons Jackson Wild, Tristan Raine, and Sean Preston. Friends of the boys and a horny cop join in the action. The guys are varied and hot, the sex is ball-bursting, the videography is truly exceptional, the direction is assured, and its all encased in a conceivable plot with those professional production values worth of any Hollywood production that we have come to expect of Titan. HOME INVASION is a film that does Joe Gage and Titan proud.
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Release date: 11/21/2008
Reviewed on: 12/13/2008
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Eduardo, Francois Sagat, Josh West, Derek Da Silva, Alex Baresi, Dean Flynn, Rocky Torrez, Tony Buff, Bjoern Giger
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: As its name implies this is a fun film. It is well and ingeniously directed by Brian Mills, the photography is excellent, and is usual with Titan the production values costumes sets etc. are of the highest caliber. FUNHOUSE opens with not only one of the most erotic but also one of the most beautiful scenes ever put into a porn film. It then proceeds to the tough and rough scenes typical of Titan.
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Release date: 11/3/2008
Reviewed on: 11/25/2008
Studio: Third World Media
Review brief: As one can see from the title there is a lot of foreskin play in this one. Foreskins are pulled up and tongues are inserted down in them, foreskins are chewed, foreskins are docked with other foreskins. And for those who are not interested in foreskins per se there is a lot of sucking and bareback fucking from attractive young guys.
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Release date: 10/24/2008
Reviewed on: 11/24/2008
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Starring: Mark O'Neill, Felix, Freddy, Ralph, Tommy Haine, CARL JACOBS, Eddie Black, ADAM KING, Brent South, Cristian Torrent, Jason Stormme
Review brief: Its Treasure Island London style as the studio has engaged Liam Cole to gather a passel of English lads and dads to boff bareback and gulp down cum. The result is perhaps the best film to come from this studio.
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Release date: 4/17/2008
Reviewed on: 11/16/2008
Studio: Mustang
Starring: Randy Mixer, Shawn Justin, Max Holden, Ty Russell, Alex Thomas, Ross Atkins, Michael Chads
Review brief: This film appeared on VHS in the early years of the Clinton presidency when he promised to allow gays in the military and then sold us out along with his promise of health care. The sex is performed with no inhibitions and plenty of passion. Closely cropped or completely shaven crotches add to the eroticism. And for those who find analingus to be favorite item on the menu, the film is an absolute must.
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Release date: 10/23/2007
Reviewed on: 11/16/2008
Studio: Studio 2000
Starring: Grant Larson, Adam Hart, Scott Russell, Al Michaels, Tom West, Allen Stephensen, Johnny Roma, Ryan Cassidy, Monte Fiero, Bruce Spaulding, Rob Antonio
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: We are supposed to believe that Adam Hart is concerned about Scott Russells lack of love and from time to time calls Scott on the phone. Adam Hart was a beautiful young animal and he is clearly revealed to us bit by bit. There are some attractive guys in the scenes but the film is seriously marred by the incongruity of the unappealing Scott Russell being the object of Adam's interest and by the fruity voice of Kevin Glover narrating the film.
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Release date: 7/18/2007
Reviewed on: 11/16/2008
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, Jimmy, Jason Ridge, Manuel Torres, Danny Bitho, Blu Kennedy, Brian Bodine, Christian Cruz, Nick Rider, Trent Alexander
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: With a sterling cast the film promised much, but Lucas has designed things so that only his scene is worth our time.
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Release date: 4/25/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Catalina
Starring: Cole Taylor, Francois Papillon, Vladimir Correa, Tony Franco, John Davenport, Chris Thompson, Bobby Davis, Ricky Rhodes, Matt Hawks, Matt Forrest
Directed by: John Summers
Review brief: This film in which we are believe that anyone as handsome as Correa is a virgin is only slightly better than average. The unattractive Hawks mars the first scene in the same way that the pencil thin mustache mars the godlike Papillon. The scene with Rhodes and Thompson is a perfunctory performance although Thompson is always a pleasure to view. The scene with Davenport, Davis, and Franco never reaches its full potential. The final scene is indubitably the hottest since few things can surpass the vision of a stiff cock entering the mouth of an idyllic guy. We usually have to go to Kristen Bjorn for that.
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Release date: 2/9/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Jocks
Starring: Leo Masters, Bo Summers, B.J. Slater, Michael Brawn, Phil Bradley, Erik Houston, Danny Bliss, Glenn McAllister, Alec Campbell
Review brief: The film might more appropriately be titled THE HUNG AND THE HANDSOME. There are five scorching scenes featuring gorgeous man and beautiful boys. It is a rimming lovers dream film. The act of analingus is presented as an end in itself (no pun intended) and is not simply a lubricating prelude to the further action. The scenes with McAllister and Bliss and with McAllister and Summers are outstanding. The scene between Bradley and Brawn is breathtaking. And the other two scenes aint bad either.
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Release date: 5/12/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Starring: Chris, Rick, Duncan, Tim, Brett, Sully, Damon Dogg, Ian Jay, Elijah, ARIC, CHOPPS
Review brief: Cum-swallower Damon Dogg and his partner in cream Ian Jay join the mile-high club when they drain the dicks of Denver.
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Release date: 4/8/2007
Reviewed on: 11/10/2008
Studio: ARI
Review brief: This is a very early film. Nevertheless it tries to have a plot on which to string the sex scenes together. The Volkswagen of a handsome blond thief breaks down in the desert and he steals various vehicles in an attempt to escape.
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Release date: 8/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/10/2008
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Starring: Jack [I] (ambiguous), Pablo, Enigma, Adriano, Zulu, Ruff Rider, Cayo
Directed by: MachoFucker
Review brief: The fourth in the series where willing bottoms take on big dicks bareback. Something for size queens.
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Release date: 12/31/2005
Reviewed on: 11/9/2008
Studio: Falcon Studios
Starring: Rick Donovan, Buster, John Thomas, Brian Hawks, Matt Ramsey, Joe Craig, Doug Weston, Mike Ramsey, Shaun McIvan, Gregg Stopes
Directed by: Matt Sterling
Review brief: THE BIGGER THE BETTER is a pre-condom film and one of the true classics of gay porn. Quite possibly it is the best ever made. It certainly remains one of the hottest. Big-dicked Rick Donovan's topping of straight actor Peter North (appearing here as Matt Ramsey) is legendary, and the coming out scene between Mike Ramsey and Buster is both highly erotic and touchingly beautiful. The film is an absolute must-see and belongs in every collection.
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Release date: 9/29/2008
Reviewed on: 11/9/2008
Studio: Suite 703
Starring: Rusty, Steve O'Donnell, Trevor Knight, Jay Lopez, Mason Wyler, Vance Winter, Colby McNight, Jasper St. John, Tommy Defendi, Ryan Raz
Directed by: Jim Steel
Review brief: Five scenes with a talented and attractive young cast. A sort of porn version of the office. The film has fine production values and is extremely well acted. The oral sex is super. It is only the fucking that falls short of what it could be. Its a good film. It could have been a great one.
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Release date: 10/28/2008
Reviewed on: 11/9/2008
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Karl, Peter, Daniel, Jason Branch, Boris, Renato Bellagio, Fred Goldsmith, Marc West, Joseph, Bret Wolfe, Scott Craven, Rhett O'Hara, Trent Austin, Matias, Chip Nicolas, Johnny Doom, Johan, Chris Bolt
Review brief: In this edition of Manplay, Titan has combined two of MSRs less traditional fare: a European import and a film with younger than usual performers.
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Release date: 3/3/2008
Reviewed on: 11/8/2008
Studio: Catalina
Starring: J.W. King, R.J. Reynolds, Derrick Stanton, Shawn Victors, Rod Canyon, Eric Clements, Bob Marsh, Bill Stanford, Ron Zale, Dale Arnold
Directed by: Tom DeSimone
Review brief: Six pre-condom scenes with many starring superstar J. W. King. These shorts were directed by Tom Di Simone (aka Lancer Brooks), a pioneer in gay porn who later moved into non-porn films. The unbounded wit of this nostalgic trip back in time makes them ideal for viewing with a group. They are fun as well as nostalgic and can still put a pistol in your pocket.
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