Funhouse (Blu-Ray) (TitanMen) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/13/2008

FUNHOUSE opens with not only one of the most erotic but also one of the most beautiful scenes ever put into a porn film. It then proceeds to the tough and rough scenes typical of Titan.

It all begins with Ethan Anders and Eduardo arriving at an eerie and deserted carnival. A muscular figure in a clown mask motions for them to approach the funhouse. They get into the traditional funhouse ride—a car on a track—and set off riding into the funhouse.

They first encounter two exquisitely beautiful studs: Dean Flynn and Eric Moreau. Clad only in latex briefs, these otherwise naked men go though a gymnastic routine that shows off their remarkable physiques and considerable acrobatic skill. At one point Dean deftly removes Eric’s briefs revealing tight muscular buns. Eric then kneels to remove Dean’s codpiece, releasing a stiff dick that Eric proceeds to swallow. Eric’s own cock can be seen protruding along his belly and leaking a copious stream of pre-cum as he sucks on Dean’s. They move into a smooth and graceful sixty-nine before Dean gives Eric a hand job and brings forth a creamy load from Eric’s shaved cock. Dean then stands and spatters the still prostrate Eric with his own spending.
Eric then props a foot up on a huge drum, giving Dean access to his ass. Dean greedily devours the proffered treat. Eric is hairless from the neck down so that his body resembles a sculpture by one of the Greek masters. Once again Eric’s cock drools pre-cum anticipating his fucking. Dean rubs his hard cock in Eric’s ass crack.
When Dean finally inserts his prick, Eric twists his body and extends his left leg so that the fucking resembles an erotic ballet. Eric cums without touching his cock while Dean is fucking him. Dean then returns to the floor and Eric moves over to sit down on Dean’s rampant cock. Starting with his back to the camera, Eric then swivels around and we can see that Eric’s cock is as rigid as that on which he rides. He stretches his legs out to the side until he is spread-eagled, his body supported only by the cock impaling his ass. (Now that takes practice!)
This awesome scene concludes with yet another cum shot from Eric still impaled on Dean’s dick. This is followed by one from Dean and probably the viewer, if the latter has not already done so.

As the car carrying Ethan and Eduardo continues along its track it comes upon three wrestlers and a referee. Hunk Tony Buff sporting a Mohawk is the referee and Derek da Silva, Rocky Torrez and Josh West are the muscular wrestlers. This rough and tumble is a complete contrast to the preceding scene. As each wrestler loses or violates a rule the ref punishes him by unzipping the back of his latex singlet and inserting a dildo up his ass. Before long, cocks are out and mouths are covering them. After the others have cum, Derek licks his own cum up off the mat.
The fucking now begins doggy fashion with Tony fucking Derek and Josh fucking Rocky. Rocky turns over to maneuver into a sixty-nine while continuing to get fucked. Derek pisses on him before they engage in a sixty-nine proper. Tony and Josh next change partners so that Tony fucks Rocky and Josh takes over fucking Derek. After a bit, Derek returns to Tony. He sits down on Tony’s cock and Josh sits down on Tony’s face. When Tony, Derek, and Josh have cum, Tony returns to the hitherto neglected Rocky fucking him in the missionary position until he too cums.
There is an epilogue with Derek bound and suspended as the others take turns pounding his massive chest in what is labeled a “Slug-O-Rama”. A good way to take out aggression, especially if the one getting slugged has pissed you off (or pissed on you without your compliance).

Third on the funhouse stop we come upon Alex Baresi and Bjoern Giger just as Bjoern is about to go down on Alex. Alex returns the favor giving head to Bjoern. Alex fills Bjoern’s mouth with a steady stream of piss before reinserting his cock. Bjoern jacks off with Alex pinching his nipples. They change places.
Alex eats out Bjoern’s ass and fucks him. Alex then inserts an extremely long dildo all the way to its base up Bjoern's well-fucked hole. When the dildo is removed, Bjoern’s hand and most of his arm take its place.

As the car bearing Ethan and Eduardo moves away, the muscular figure in the clown mask now jumps onto the back of it. The next thing they and we know they are waking up partially naked. Ethan kisses Eduardo and goes down on his cock. The figure in the clown mask-—whom we now recognize as François Sagat-—hauls out his mammoth cock and starts stroking it. Spying François’ rampant cock, Ethan gives it equal attention. Soon all are cuming.
François now gives head to Ethan and his ass to Eduardo. He and Eduardo then take turns fucking the husky Ethan. The fucking continues until Ethan is awash in cum.

As usual with Titan the bonuses are plentiful. We have the usual Behind the Scenes, an exceptional photo session wherein the session with Eric is of a high artistic and erotic character, a section entitled “Circus" with Eric doing a masterful routine on a hanging hoop, an additional watersport scene with François filling Ethan’s mouth with piss and then Ethan doing to same to François, and a cumshot review.

As its name implies this is a fun film. It is well and ingeniously directed by Brian Mills, the photography is excellent, and as is usual with Titan the production values: costumes, sets, etc. are of the highest caliber. Despite of the fact that the other scenes are quite admirable, they necessarily pale in comparison to the opening scene with Flynn and Moreau. It is, as I stated in the opening, a classic. It's a scene that will remain long in my memory. Whenever I am tense and have trouble getting to sleep I know what scene to pop in the player that will drain out the tension and bring me pleasant dreams. I can HARDly wait.

[The watersports and fisting scenes are found only in the Director’s Expanded Edit. The Blu-ray features both the regular and DDE versions.]