Rice Rockets Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/21/2009

Although I am not really a full-fledged rice queen pretty Orientals turn me on. Unfortunately there are no pretty Orientals in this one. There is nary a one of these Japanese lads that I would invite into my bed and only one or two that I wouldn’t kick out of the bed—even on cold and horny nights.

The premise of the film is that young scrawny (often pimply) lads come to a pederastic doctor who seeks to drain them of their “toxins”. He puts suction cups on their nipples and sometimes gives a brief suck to their cocks, except for the first one. (Although ther first twink has a big one it is most unappetizing and yes, Virginia, even if there is a Santa Claus there are ugly cocks.) Sometimes the doc puts a tiny vibrator up their butts, and the twink gives brief and reluctant head to the doc. The patient then jacks off, thus releasing his toxins”.

After the first two twinks have been to the doctor we see them together. The one with the ugly dick gets it sucked now and he gets fucked and forced to get a mouthful of his fucker’s cum.

Then it’s back to the doctor and more young patients. For one such patient both he and the doctor get naked and the doc fucks him. The doctor will also later join to other of his “patients” but only gets the usual brief and reluctant blowjob while the twinks fuck.

The most interesting part of the film is the interviews in the bonus section. As the participants answer questions they are getting head from one of the others. At the conclusion the ones being interviewed cum in the sucker’s mouth who then spits the cum out into his hand for us to see. Pity all interviews are not conducted in this fashion. And pity, too, that the film itself is not as interesting as the interviews.