Wet Shorts Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/8/2008

These pre-condom shorts are linked by a stud spending his day off lounging by the pool reading Skin Magazine. They were directed by Tom Di Simone (aka Lancer Brooks), a pioneer in gay porn who later moved into non-porn films. Their unbounded wit makes them ideal for viewing with a group.

#1. THE BREAK IN - Hunky J. W. King and R. J. Reynolds arrive at their cabin to discover a cute blond squatter (Eric Clements) naked in a sleeping bag on the floor. Eric’s punishment---if one can call it that---is to service both hunks. He is required to suck both their dicks and allow both to fuck him. The flowing morning Eric is seen happily cooking breakfast for his rapists.

#2. THE TRAVELING SALESMAN - A slim angelic blond farm boy (Shaun Victors) is taken in by a slick city dude. The gimmick is an empty sack which one reaches into to find something nice. Shaun says the sack is empty so the salesman holds it close to Shaun’s crotch, reaches in the sack, and fondles the naïve youth. Before long the salesman is sucking on Shaun’s boyish cock. Shaun sucks the balding forty-something drummer briefly and then shows him how farm boys fuck. The salesman departs with a sore ass, leaving a happy Shaun holding the bag.

#3. ON THE JOB - Eric Clements brings some blueprints to carpenter J. W. King to show him a hole he wants filled. J. W. fills a hole that is not shown on the blueprints.

#4. ON THE TRAIL - Rod Canyon is hiking in the open country when he comes upon curly-headed Greg Dale taking a piss. He imagines his mouth on Greg’s cock, a sixty-nine with the curly-haired cutie, sitting down on Greg’s manhood, and getting a royal fuck with Greg shooting off on the camera lens. Further down the trail Rod meets up with his fantasy and invites himself to camp with Greg. Maybe dreams do come true.

#5. A LITTLE ROMANCE - Chests and nuts are roasting by an open fire as J. W. King and his equally naked companion are sipping brandy. They then begin sipping lips and cocks and have a romantic fuck. At the end of this romantic tryst J.W. asks, “What time does your lover get home?”

#6. THE WINDOW CLEANER - A humpy window cleaner with a hairy chest observes R. J. Reynolds and Derrick Stanton going at. He taps on the window with his erect penis and is invited in. Derrick gets fucked by both studs.

This film is a souvenir of the 70’s when most films consisted of short loops, and the guys wore sideburns and long mustaches. It is fun as well as nostalgic and can still put a pistol in your pocket.