Foul Play (Falcon) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/22/2009

Blond and beautiful Cort Jensen (see cover) finds his lover Derek Cruise in bed with the appealing and sexy Michael Crawford. Hurt and angry, Cort calls his friend Vince Rockland and asks if he can stay at his place. Vince is going out of town, and so has no objections.

Distraught and in an attempt to find Cort, Derek telephones Brad Mitchell. We then see Brad taking some orange juice to his lover Brad Stone. Mitchell wastes no time in going down on Stone’s mammoth cock even though it difficult get his lips around such a monster. Stone begins to play with Mitchell’s ass, getting it ready. It’s not a difficult task as Mitchell’s sphincter is really not that tight, being a veritable “boy-pussy”. Even so, Mitchell gives Stone a rubber dildo that is a big as Stone’s cock to further loosen him up for the real bun-splitter.

Vince Rockland and his lover, Devyn Foster are spending their vacation working over the gorgeous Steve Fox. (We should all spend our vacations working over such an incredible specimen of male prettiness.) Steve sports his usual jockstrap and is sporting an untypical shaven chest. (What did the producers at Falcon have against chest hair?)
Steve sucks both guys cocks and is fucked by both.
Then he holds Vince’s legs aloft as Devyn fucks his lover. (It was said that Vince missed out on true superstar status by being fucked in these earlier films. Here is one of these examples of him bottoming.)

Cort is sunning himself at the vacationing Vince’s place when Claude Jordan come by to feed the cat. The handsome youth asks if he may join Cort and settles himself on another recliner.
Cort reminisces about Derek’s betrayal and imagines getting revenge by making out with Claude. With Cort initiating the action each fellates the other. Cort then fucks Claude.

Cort must have returned home for we find him lying on the bed in his house with Derek approaching and begging for forgiveness. The lovers embrace and suck one another’s cocks. Derek rims, fingers, and stretches Cort’s anus before inserting his cock up that lovely lane to ecstasy.

In the epilogue, Cort says: “Derek, I have something to tell you. When I was over at…Never mind, it’s not important now.”
Was he about to tell Derek that like Jimmy Carter he had sinned in his heart? Or was the encounter with Claude more than fantasy? Claude certainly seemed willing enough. Any of us viewers would have been willing also.

The title seems incongruous and misleading. Don’t you expect a sporting film? Ass Play might be a better title, as the characters all seem to be anal obsessives. Mind you, there are some appealing asses to be played with. Cort Jensen is irresistible and would entice anyone out of the closet, Steve Fox is a walking wet dream, and Vince Rockland is a remarkably sexy guy. Derek Cruise is good-looking, but a bit too chunky for my taste. (I would have gone off with Claude or become a permanent houseguest at Vince’s had I been Cort.) Brad Stone is also not only good looking but has a terrifying prick that could drive size queens wild. Indeed all the performers are stunning and perform well. The only quibble I have is that Michael Crawford’s appearance was all too brief. Now there’s the one for me!