classix comment's Movie Reviews with Trailers (17)
Release date: 4/7/2009
Reviewed on: 7/7/2009
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
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Starring: Monique Du Prez, Erica Swanson, Valerie Ashley, Jessica Dublin, Carla Messina, Marga Ever, Theresa Gollum, Samantha Romana, Magda Makri, Leo Zamidis, Aleka Kalafati, Kevin Raymond, Sal Pontini
Directed by: Jack Matthews, Pierre DuBois
Review brief: The Joy Of Fooling Around is a rather dull Greek softcore film which American director Jack Genero decided to revamp with the help of some well matched XXX inserts. Well, they don't help much. Neither does VCX's video based transfer, nor the bad dubbing, nor the VCX bug!
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Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 3/14/2009
Studio: VCX
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Starring: Randy West, Mai Lin, Joey Silvera, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Vanessa Del Rio, Kay Parker, Richard Pacheco, Mike Ranger, Anna Turner
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Review brief: Anthony Spinelli's best film from the 80s gets inferior treatment on DVD from VCX whose shoddy tape based transfer leaves much to be desired visually from this otherwise all but flawless film.
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Release date: 9/18/2003
Reviewed on: 2/24/2009
Studio: Arrow Productions
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Starring: Eric Edwards, Harry Reems, Mary Stuart, Darby Lloyd Rains, Kim Pope, Deborah Ashira, Patrick L. Farrelly, Ralph Herman, Christopher Kersen, Leo Zorba, Rolf Beck
Directed by: Gerard Damiano
Review brief: One of Gerard Damiano's least known but perhaps his greatest work, Memories Within Miss Aggie is a Gothic drama with psychotic undertones and a tour de force for all involved. Unfortunately Arrow Video has released the movie from such a low quality master, it is almost unwatchable.
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Release date: 3/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/21/2008
Studio: Loaded Digital
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Starring: Rob Rotten, Seth Dickens, Jamie Elle, Roxy Deville, Jack Vegas, Eric Swiss, Ruby Knox, Daisy Tanks, Bella Lynn
Directed by: Rob Rotten
Review brief: Another horror porn, but done seriously this time. A bland but sometimes bloody remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but with absolutely no style or substance. We do get a bunch of punks though. But WHO CARES?
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Release date: 8/10/2005
Reviewed on: 12/20/2008
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Devon Michaels, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Taryn Thomas, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Wicked has promoted itself as one of the premier feature companies and their movies are supposed to be some of the best. Well, in this case, the feature aspects were forgotten in favor of the endless sex scenes. Avoid this unless you want a boring story with even duller sex.
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Release date: 7/23/2003
Reviewed on: 12/1/2008
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Mike Horner, Devon, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Robby D., Herschel Savage, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: One of the most pleasant X rated surprises I've had in some time! A very well made and surprisingly well written hardcore action thriller that doesn't skimp on story for the sake of pointless sex. Marred only by consistently horrible acting.
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Release date: 12/29/2001
Reviewed on: 10/12/2008
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Mike Horner, Nina Hartley, Tracey Adams, Billy Dee, Veronica Hart, Nikki Knights, Alexis Greco, Krista Lane, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: While Jack Remy isn't nearly as fine of a director as he is cinematographer, Amanda by Night 2 proves to be a much better than average late 80s X rated film. Well written and shot, this is a worthy film which, as things like this go, has received a much worse than it should have treatment on DVD.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 1/27/2008
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Tiger, Felix Vicious, Kurt Lockwood, Dirty Harry, Justine Joli, James Deen, Sierra Sinn, Joanna Angel, Nyomi Zen, Tommy Pistol, Riley Mason, Dana DeArmond
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: Eon McKai has developed an interesting niche market in so-called Alt- Porn, but I'm not sure is his movies are developed enough creatively to really stand as the artistic pieces they claim to be.
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Release date: 12/15/2003
Reviewed on: 1/15/2008
Studio: Video-X-Pix
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Starring: Jack Wrangler, Eric Edwards, David Morris, Arcadia Lake, Rikki O'Neal, Georgette Sanders, Harlequin, Gloria Leonard, Sonny Landham, Molly Malone, Erica Eaton, Marc Valentine, Adam DeHaven, Ellyn Grant, Kurt Mann, Ajito, Pat Finnegan, Lesllie Bovee, Eric Stanhope, Genie Joseph, Wayne Smith, Tom Clint McGuire, Ben Byrnes, Bob Schaeffer, Nick Bradshaw, Dick Carballo, Margot DuMont
Directed by: Chuck Vincent
Review brief: Chuck Vincent was truly an outstanding director who had a flare for great comedy and great drama, and he shot both with a surprisingly affectionate flare. This is one of his lesser seen films but it's cast and director automatically make it worth watching. Vincent creates a light, fluffy, and very amusing comedy that never knocked me out of my seat with its humor but proved an extremely fun and enjoyable film viewing experience.
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Release date: 9/12/2005
Reviewed on: 1/6/2008
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Mike Foster, Bruno SX, Valentina Velasquez, Audrey Hollander, Victoria Swinger, Otto Bauer, Adriana Rouso, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: A confused film which doesn't know whether it wants to be a music video style art piece or stupid porn.
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Release date: 3/7/2004
Reviewed on: 1/5/2008
Studio: Video-X-Pix
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Starring: Bobby Astyr, Sunshine, Eve Adams, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Jennifer Welles, Ras Kean, Cecilia Gardner, Sol Weiner, Rod Dumont, Catharine Burgess, Ian Morley, Todd Pembrooke, Yolanda Savalas, J.J. Jones, Jim Castelli, David Miles, Hurant, Armand Weston
Directed by: Armand Weston
Review brief: Armand Weston's most narratively complex film which pays homage to film noir while being brilliantly set in the underground world of New York City. A must see.
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Release date: 10/13/2006
Reviewed on: 1/5/2008
Studio: VCA
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Starring: John E. Depth, Tyler Houston, Tasha Todd, India Summer, Sandy Simmers, C.J. Summers, Bobby Banger, Dick Chibbles, CJ Summers, Bobby Bang, David Law, Dan Holmes
Directed by: C.L. Gregory
Review brief: This movie is barely worth mentioning. It is by far one of the worst "narrative" modern porns I've ever seen. Avoid this garbage.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/2/2008
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Paul Thomas, Kristara Barrington, Jack Baker, Lois Ayres, Ron Jeremy, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, Don Fernando, Careena Collins, Purple Passion, Erica Boyer, Tony Martino, Vanessa Del Rio, F.M. Bradley, Keli Richards, Krista Lane, Steve Powers, Kevin James, Robert Bullock, Kari Foxx, Maggie Randall, Jennifer Noxt, Chanel Price, Robbie Dee, Andy Nichols, Troy Tannier, Angst Argyle, Henry Berger, Steven Harper, Jason Jules, James Robert Parke, Jim Taylor, Lenny Wilde
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: To my surprise and delight, DMJ 3 and DMJ 4 are in fact one film. While titled as sequels to Damiano's 1973 masterpiece, DMJ 3 /4 is closer to a remake, or even more appropriately, a re-telling of Damiano's tale. In fact, besides the name of the heroine and the film itself, as well as the basic premise of a woman dying and ending up in Hell, this film has no similarities to either of the earlier two entries in the series.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 12/25/2007
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Keiko, Brooklyn, Felix Vicious, Talon, Liliane, James Deen, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Eon McKai
Review brief: I'm not going to describe the storyline to this video because there really isn't one past the first ten minutes. Essentially, Mia goes to art school and is bored. She has sex... the movie is kinda a self-indulgent satire of hipsters, art school, and the artist-in-name-only types which populate all the major cities of America.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2007
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Mike Horner, Anna Ventura, Tiffany Clark, Veronica Hart, Tara Aire, Harry Reems, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, Laurie Smith, Honey Wilder, Frank Hollowell, Lisa Cintrice, Lily Rodgers, Jack Newton, Jonathan Church, Angelica Dunlap, Samantha Harley, Cecile DeVille, Leanna Grant
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Gary Graver was one of hardcore cinema's true master filmmakers along with Metzger, Weston, Damiano, DeRenzy, and Costello (which about names all the greats). While Society Affairs is one of his less known titles, it ranks as high in Graver's filmography as his first three masterpieces, 3 A.M., V The Hot One, and Ecstasy Girls.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/13/2007
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Mai Lin, Jamie Gillis, Ron Jeremy, Don Fernando, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Jon Martin, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Herschel Savage, Pat Manning, Nicole Black, Brooke West, Lee Carroll
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: One of the best American hardcore films ever made (by director Gary Graver) has been given a TERRIBLE DVD release by Caballero. A true genre masterpiece which features masterful performances from Veronica Hart, Richard Bolla, and especially Lisa DeLeeuw and Samantha Fox. A superior film in every respect which deserves a lot more than it has gotten on DVD. For that reason, pay more and get an old VHS.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 5/6/2007
Studio: Video-X-Pix
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Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Annette Haven, David Christopher, Cami Graham, John Smith (ambiguous), Beth Anna, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Wade Nichols, Carter Stevens, Sandy Foxx, Gloria Todd, Susaye London, Ursula Austin, Dick Galan, Nancy Keller, Patty Boyd, George Spencer, Rayman Sharque, Brigette Lynne, Bill Nunnery, W.P. Dremak, Erick Lueders, Alexis Del Lago, Holly Woodlawn, Luke Ropewalker, Peter Scolari, Greg Hart, Ken Burns, D. Francesco, Sheila Devlin, Rick Frank, Beth Ratzer, Mel Juffe, Marcia Major, Drinda Lalumia, Bruce Long, Richard Wall, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Armand Weston
Review brief: Armand Weston was one of the finest directors ever to make hardcore films. Although he usually crafted dark and depressing tales, this 1978 film was his foray into comedy. With a fantastic cast of regulars, and Leslie Bovee as the female lead, Weston crafted a wonderful, skilfully acted, sumptuously shot, and cleverly written parody of films of American culture from the 30s to the 60s.
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