Christian Dark's Movie Reviews with Trailers (185 - page 4)
Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Cherokee, Pinky, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Marco Banderas, Ava Rose, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine
Directed by: Sam No
Review brief: When I seen the cover of Battle Of The Asses all I could think was "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Such an assy cover should be illegal in most states. This is a movie that is impossible to resist. Just seeing Ava and Alexis standing there was enough to send someone into shock. Now I must admit I was a little disappointed that Ava and Alexis were not in the same scene. I felt I was led to believe that they were due to the cover. But who cries over spilled ass.......................... I mean milk anymore. Excuse me. Let's not put all the focus on the A Team lets get to the other players. Kelly Devine, Pinky and Cherokee, and a returning Rachel Starr!!! I have to say this is the hottest movie I have seen this year. Not just because of the cast but because Sam No/Mason does an outstanding job at shooting such a flick. I usually think tease sequences go a little long but not with her. Noooo way!!
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Release date: 6/15/2009
Reviewed on: 7/8/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale, Holly Fox, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: The title isn't all that appealing but the action is people!!! I have to say Jules Jordan has picked up a quality list of directors, better than probably anyone in the business. Elastic Assholes 8 is a near perfect movie. Each scene is shot well, no real dark spots like a few other movies I've peeped lately and each girl really puts her ass in to the scene, pun intended!!! Kristina Rose is well on her way to becoming an anal queen. She seems to really get after it nowadays. But honestly I was just enamored with Lexi Love. She is just sexy as hell to me and I'd love to get a little sexi with Lexi time in the future (pass the cheese please). Dia Zerva also gave a great accounting of herself here. I can't really say anything detrimental about the movie, except maybe add some extra scenes shit I don't know. Maybe I should add that half a point back!!
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Release date: 5/31/2009
Reviewed on: 7/8/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Shyla Stylez, L.T., Gianna Michaels, Anthony Rosano, Alec Knight, James Deen, Charley Chase, Claire Dames, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I said b4 and I'll say it again, I am a complete sucker 4 a hot boxcover. It happened here too. Gianna and Shyla, on the same box!!!? Someone get the defibrillator, restart the kid!!!!! Busty Cops has a vignette/Cops feel, only.........................BUSTY!!!! The whole cast is a stellar work of art. Claire Dames, Charley Chase, Jada Fire, and Kagney Linn Karter all blew me away. Its getting to the point where EA is doing very little wrong nowadays. I have to admit I don't really like looking at the "story" parts of porn, if I wanted a story I'd watch The Postman or American Gangster. I like my porn more like a Michael Bay movie................story, what fucking story BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, ACTION, CRASH!!!!!!!! SLAMFUCK!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmm, don't think the last one goes with Bay but you get my point. But with these females I could watch them re-enact Fried Green Tomatoes and sit through it without nodding off. And Gianna and Charley in the same scene, helllllllooooooooooo nurse!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 6/9/2009
Reviewed on: 7/7/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, Rebeca Linares, Charley Chase, Evie Delatosso, Kristina Rose, Mariah Milano
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I am a sucker for a hot chick on a box cover. Way too often I look at the cover of a movie and b4 long I'm picking it up and exiting stage left. More times than I'd like to remember I get bit in the ass for it. Advice to consumers not all big ass leads to a good big ass movie. Pardon my tangent, but when I seen that Mariah (who was one of my faves form back in the day) was on the cover of the new SSCG flick it was a no brainer and I can say with all confidence it was a definite score this time. It is rare for a movie not to have any let down moments in it, but that is what you get here. The movie is a top notch effort all the way through. The cast is spectacular with my current crush Charley Chase leading the way. Okay I have a new crush every 5 minutes sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Rebecca Linares, Mariah, Evie, and Kristina "time for an IR scene" Rose also deliver stellar performances. An all latin edition nonetheless (I can cast the next one if EA is interested), a strong movie.
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Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: India, Angel Cummings, Cuntre Pipes, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Deep Threat, Kelly Starr, Janae Foxx, Jon Jon, Mya G., Prodigy X, Ethan Hunt, D. Snoop, Stacy Adams, Mariah Kakes, Mahogany Bliss, Allmond, Aryana Adin, Vanilla Red, Couture Strong, G. Wright
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: This is the sequel to a movie I rather enjoyed Big Butt Bachelor Party. After seeing this I realized why I enjoyed the 1st one, it was thought out. This shit here is just stupid to tell you the truth. I swear sometimes people, studios, directors should just make gonzo movies. They go to the well once too often and things like this mess happen. See its not that all the sex scenes are bad, its just kinda dull as a movie. I gave it a 3 because there are a few good scenes. Strangely the one I most wanted to see initially was one of the more boring ones with Vanilla Red and Allmond. The guys in the scene seemed to not really give a fuck especially that dude on the right side of the screen with all the tats. I mean I thought this shit was weekend at Bernie's cuz this summbitch was dead as hell. It seemed like the girls wanted to get down but it was just ehhhhhhhhh the whole time. Also Ethan Hunt played a complete spazz the entire time. He's like a frantic kid with ADD.
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Release date: 5/28/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Flower Tucci, Rebeca Linares, Cherokee D'Ass, Sarah Vandella, Janet Mason
Review brief: Pole Positons is Lex Steeles POV line. He has lined up an all star cast here. I am interested to see if Flower Tucci can still bring it as I don't see her as much any more. My new favorite slim, bubble ass girl is in this as well Rebecca Linares. I try to catch all she does now because she is such and awesome lady to watch. Janet Mason one of my milf crushes (her and Lisa Ann ................ could you imagine them in the same scene!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and she is just stunning here. I've heard of Sara Vandella b4 but never seen her perform. This movie really delivered the only problem I had with it was the fact that he re-used the Cherokee D'Ass scene. It was in Black Reign b4. I mean it was a hot scene but if you own that edition of Black Reign it feels like a waste of space really. Also in the BTS which is only Lex talking to the camera in his office on different days (would have liked to heave heard from the ladies) Lex said he is bringing back his "Heavy Metal" series.
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Release date: 3/26/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Blu Diamond, Heather Huntley, Persia Pele, Tara Lynn Foxx, Cali Couture
Review brief: Fresh Out The Box 12 is another entry into the newbie series from Lex Steele and his Mercenary Pictures. The girls are fairly new and fairly young as well. Some have to be fresh outta high school. Blu Diamond (the only black girl in the movie) is just 18. Now I have seen Blu do a DP in an Alexander Devoe movie (who is now on my no list for movies to pick up since he says now that Wesley Pipes is out of jail he will begin to cast him in his movies as he is already doing). When I was 18 girls weren't even doing anal, hell most weren't down with a bj, now 18 year olds are nastier than the older ladies. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Any way most of the scenes are hot with all of the girls having great energy. To me though there is a stand out and that is Tara Lynn Foxx. It has been a long time since a new chick just really had the eye that she really loved her job, but TLF is the absolute truth. She took all Lex had to give and wanted more. It is the 1st scene on the disc and it is a barn burner.
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Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Rebeca Linares, Lexi Belle, Shawna Lenee, Crista Moore, Asa Akira, Tanner Mayes
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Too Small To Take It All is a really good flick by 3rd Degree. The premise is the girls have to be a certain height (5'2 or under) and a certain weight (105 pounds or less) to take on the big fellas. My favorite Blazin Asian Asa Akira happens to be a little over the weight limit (110 pounds) but even the director ain't give a fuck. Rebecca Linares also burns the screen up in another scorching performance. Honestly all of the girls go all out in their scenes. I think the interviews ran a little long, but I can be a straight to the action kind of guy sometimes. I mean when Rebecca is on screen do you want to see her get talked to and stand on some bullshit scale or do you want to see her doing that damn thing she does??!! Don't worry I'll wait ....................................... EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well people this is how I saw this one:
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Gianna Michaels, Renee Pornero, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sarah Blue, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Sharka Blue, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven, Monica Mattos, Jenna Presley, Haley Paige, Veronica Da Souza, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: Swap Meat 2 is a compilation flick by the good folks over at 3rd Degree. By the name you can guess its a cum swapping flick. It has a stellar cast with a mix of American, Brazilian, and Euro chicks who all really throw down. Most of the scenes are from the "Share The Load" series. It has 17 scenes, that is the good and the bad part. All the scenes are just pieces of said scene. This is usually what upsets me about 3rd Degree comps, right when the action is picking up it is the end of the scene. Hell some scenes are so short if you blink you might miss it. I picked up Zero Tolerances' Pig Latin awhile back and it had the full scenes of some of the hottest Latin women around. I reviewed just click my name and look 4 it. It seems or maybe I'm buggin out that 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, and Black Ice are all under the same umbrella so why just a portion of the scenes. That is the major problem with this movie. I still scored it high because what was here was really hot.
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Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 6/16/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Rock The Icon, Joei Deluxxx, Allmond, Vanilla Red, Brownii Treatz, Shonta Cashay
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: I was apprehensive about this title because of the cover. The girl on the cover is a big lady named Shonta Cashay. Now b4 you get all in a huff, I like big girls. Check my review for the CJ Wright joint which I really dug. Its just it wasn't the most flattering picture with her sitting on some guys head. Strangely she had a nice scene though. This is for lovers of thicker women though. If you're into the skinny thin types you might want to skip this one. Vanilla Red is one of my favorite performers at the moment. The set ups are straight forward with a tease and then right into the sex. Some scenes are just too boring though. But Joei Deluxxx turns in another hot ass scene. She is really fucking her ass off lately!!!! Well people here are the facts:
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 6/16/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Brooke Taylor, Ethan Hunt, Ice Cold, Toni Sweets, Melody Nakai, Joei Deluxxx, Allmond
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Yes folks another DVD review from the people over at Black Ice. This is part 6 of the Let Off In Me series. Its an internal pop movie that has its good points and bad points as well. The action is pretty good. Its just that the skits they use to set up the scene are pretty boring, generic, and not well executed or thought out. The girls are some of the sexiest in ebony porn at the time. Toni Sweets, Joei Deluxxx, Melody Nakai, Absolute Starr, and Allmond all put on better than average performances. Sometimes the scenes run a little long and the action suffers as the positions are repeated way too many times. I guess I would call this a rental unless you're a fan of the ladies, then its a definite buy.
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Release date: 4/23/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
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Starring: Tom Byron, Lisa Sparxxx, Sara Jay, Ava Rose, Austin Taylor, Miss Lady, Leenuh Rae
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Never really gave Tom Byron flicks a second look until I scene Sara Jay on the cover here. This was a really strong effort. Makes me wonder who the hell was in the previous 3 volumes!!!!!!!!! Ava Rose and her now tremendous ass(WOW where the hell did it come from) is on deck here as well. Here is what I saw:
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Release date: 5/5/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Janae Foxx, Ethan Hunt, Ice Cold, Sole Dior, Lickable Stylez, Lailonni Ballixxx, Joei Deluxxx, Phylisha Stone, Allmond, Vanilla Red, Ballilixxx, Brownii Treatz, Summer Pleazure
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really though about ending the review here. Just damn, and keep it moving. But Black Azz Orgy 5 is the absolute shiznittlesbam snip zap zap(Half Baked fans get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The oil orgy was just too much for my heart to take. I had a stroke(tee hee) while watching it. Again like part 4 there is a Big Ass Orgy and a Medium Ass Orgy. While the Medium Orgy is a ban burner, the big ass orgy stole the show. Can't put it all into details but damn was this a hot ass flick. Evasive Angles used to have it on lock when it came to black on black orgies. If Black Ice keeps this up(and not that bullshit ass ADA The Orgy shit they did last time) they will soon wear the crown.)
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Release date: 6/24/2008
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Star, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Kelly Starr, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Talicious, Stacie Lane, Ray Black, Hydie Waters, Samone Taylor, Decollector, Ms. Juicy, Autumn Foxxe, Ms. Marinate, Texas Strong
Directed by: Dwayne Dane
Review brief: The last non compilation orgy I reviewed from Black Ice was All That Ass The Orgy 7 I believe. I'm not really sure because it was GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ATA The Orgy this is not!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie was a barn burner from beginning to the end!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man if you like ass like I do you can't go wrong. Big ass orgy, and a medium ass orgy, how the hell can you lose. This gonna be a quickie too becasue orgies have way too much action to call. Don't believe me, ask somebody who's ever been in one to explain what happened.............. don't worry I'll wait ............................................ waiting ................................ yeah like I thought. Here it is people!!!!!!
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Release date: 5/6/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Rachel Love, Raquel DeVine, Tanner Hayes, Nicole Ray, Velicity Von, Carrie Ann, Jayden Jaymes, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Nikki Sexx, Mai Ly, London Keyes, Codi Carmichael, Alice Bell, Nikita Von James
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: I am a fan of the girl/girl genre of movies! I really am. I tend to like the harder edged stuff though. Like Bitchcraft or No Warning. Hell Pinky's Tons Of Buns is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!! So when I see a high end studio like Anabolic putting out a girl/girl joint I jump at the opportunity. Silly me. Not everything that glitters is gold. Folks this will not be a long review because basically I don't have much to say about this one. I can sum it up in one word..............BORING!!!!!!!!! Now don't get me wrong the chicks are hot! Imean really really hot. But the action is just drab as all hell. I have never seen part one of this series, but if it was like this, why the hell would you do a part two????? Let me know!!! Now this movie is made of of 3 different orgies. I said it girl/girl orgies, and its boring. Its the Milfs, The Teenies and The Old Enough to Drink Crowd. Not an ugly chick in the bunch. There are some bright spots just few and far in between.
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Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Franco Roccaforte, Mayara Rodrigues, Mick Blue, Denis Marti, Daisy Marie, Jenaveve Jolie, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Don Picone, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas, Jordanna, Renae Cruz
Review brief: I have a high affinity for Latin women. Hell the wifes' Spanish, so I guess I'd have to right!!?? Anyway I really enjoyed this compilation of Latina scenes from Zero Tolerance. I have not seen Dee in ages so her being included here is a huge plus. Couple of Brazilian honies in the mix too and how could you be mad at that. Strange enough its the scenes in full instead of the quick 5 minutes you get from alot of companies compilation flicks. Anyway I will give you the girl, the movie the scene was originally from and a rating. But just so you understand, this is a "get" from me. I really liked this one.
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Release date: 3/16/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: David Perry, Steve Holmes, Ian Scott, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Jazz Duro, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Johnny Fender, Rebeca Linares, Alicia Angel, Mike Hash, Sindee Jennings, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Cecilia Vega
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Believe it or not this is the 1st time I've ever seen a Manuel Ferrara movie. Yeah shame on me. GO TO HELL! The moment I found out Gianna was in this one I couldn't wait. Then Dana, and Bobbi, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!! Its going down. Now here is the thing though although I gave this a 4 star rating I have to say its a low 4 if that's possible. With all the female talent you expect to have to replace your dvd player. I didn't, but it was a hot release.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Veronica, Victoria, Red, C.J. Wright
Directed by: CJ Wright
Review brief: Allow me to get my Jimmy Swaggart on!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!!!!! LORD KNOWS I HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST CONFESS TO THE CONGREGATION TODAY!!!!! I CAN NO LONGER HOLD BACK MY TRUE FEELINGS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!!! THE RUMORS ARE ABSOLUTELY TRUE!! I...................CHRISTIAN DARK...............LOVE...........................................BIG WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU ALL FOR NOT ALERTING YOU SOONER!!! I AM JUST A HUMAN I AM NOT PERFECT BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. ITS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT A BIG GIRL WITH A TON OF ASS THAT JUST GETS MY MOTOR GOING!!!!!!!!!!! Okay back to reality. I do like big girls.......................when it is done right. I don't want to see the movies with the jokes being made, got big girls chasing after dough nuts on the floor or shit like that. Do it the exact same way you shoot other movies, and the results might shock you. CJ Wright is the king of big girls and this is why.
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Release date: 3/27/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Prince Yahshua, Samone Taylor, Vanessa Cruz, Isis Taylor, Miley Villa, Diana Divine
Review brief: Since leaving Evil Angel Justin signed up his own directors in hopes of BECOMING Evil Angel. I must say about his own movies he has seemed to get his swagger back. This is my 1st time seeing one of Prince Yashua's Black Assassin movies. I must say its not a bad effort. A couple of fish hooks aside no real complaints about this one. It all seems to take place in the same room but that saves money on location. We in a recession dammit!!
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Release date: 10/28/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Ice La Fox, Prince Yahshua, Beauty Dior, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Winter Chillz, Rose Butts, Joei
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: Ice LaFox is looking stellar on the box cover. She recently had her tits done and while they are good, I had no problem with them as they were. She puts in a hell of a performance here as does the thick assed Beauty Dior. There are some really nice scenes in this flick.
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Release date: 2/26/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Olivia Winters, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Contessa Vivalia, C.J. Wright, Candice Nicole, Amile Waters, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Like I always say Black Ice is hit or miss when it comes to their movies. I ain't mad at this one though. The Black Bubble Hunt Series has been their steadiest line actually. With the extraordinarily beautiful Olivia Winters leading the charge this one is no different.
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Release date: 4/17/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Angel Eyes, Carmen Hayes, Jemini, Haz, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, J. Cannon, Mya G., Cock Diesel
Directed by: Diamond D
Review brief: Roxy Reynolds is a dynamo. It seems as if she has transcended the porn world and just moved into other arenas. Rap videos, she's a fixture at all tha parties in NY, its rare to see her performing any more. That's not the case here as she put together her own flick with other hot performers. Sometimes its a little all over the place, but when the sex is this hot it really doesn't matter.
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Release date: 4/24/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Candy Shop
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Starring: Flame, Sunshine, Pinky, Renae Jacobs, Edible
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: When things get dome right, they get done right at Candy Shop. Sometimes their work can be drab and uninspired, that is not the case here. Also this is another old release, as I am not fond of the work coming out of the Candy Shop as of late. But with a cast including Pinky and the animalistic Edible (if yo don't know now you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!) you can't go wrong here.
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Release date: 7/31/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Candy Shop
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Starring: Vanity, L.T., Lee Bang, Raven Sky, Pussy Kat, Taquila, D. Snoop, Treasure Cunt, J. Strokes
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: I don't know if the Candy Shop is going downhill with their latest uninspired releases, but they need to get back to these kinds of titles. This is kind of old being as though Taquila has been gone for a while but damn if this wasn't a hot movie. Raven Sky was a great sight for me.
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Release date: 8/6/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Combat Zone
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Starring: Caramel, Pinky, Sweet Sinsacion, Kahfee, Tamara Lemoore, Mystere
Directed by: Just Robin Pimpin
Review brief: Picked this up for 2 reasons.................. Pinky and Kahfee!!!!!!!!! Pinky is well, my favorite porn performer at the moment, and Kahfee has the softest most Charmin looking ass I have ever seen. There are other girls in the movie but these here are my favorites. There is another young lady named Sweet Sinsacion who has a killer ass as well.
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