Christian Dark's Movie Reviews with Trailers (185 - page 6)
Release date: 11/5/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Terry, Roly Reeves, Csoky Ice, Anastasia Devine, Christina Jolie, Jasmine Black, Luscious Eden, Sharon Pink
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: A Euro release form Cristoph Clark over at Evil Angel of his Big Natural Tits line. There are some big tits her then there is a pair of HUGE TITS here (Terry!!! DAMN!!!!) This is my first time viewing a CC title but I seen the trailer and it looks like a winner. It most definitely is!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 1/29/2009
Reviewed on: 3/10/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans, Marie McCray, Kirra Lynne
Directed by: Tyler Scott
Review brief: Kirra Lynne!!!!!!!!!! She's like the hokey pokey. Why? Because "That's what its all about!!!" Corny I know but Kirra is the absolute truth. No other words can describe her. Her ass is amazing(her scene with Sinn Sage in Evil Pink 4 is mesmerizing!!!!) as is her energy. I know this is a movie about Ashlynn Brooke but Kirra is my favorite starlet in the flick and if you see it you'll know why.
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Release date: 2/17/2009
Reviewed on: 3/10/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: John Strong, Pat Myne, John Stone, Mark Ashley, Shyla Stylez, Ben English, Riley Evans, Johnny Sins, Andi Anderson, Shawna Lenee, Angelina Ash
Directed by: Danny Case
Review brief: Shyla Stylez is a fave of Mr. Dark. Its funny to me how sometimes when she's fully clothed she doesn't seem to have an ass back there. The moment her clothes are removed BAM! ASS ALMIGHTY. She is just a hell of a performer who never short changes you. She keeps that trend going here. This is a really strong female cast and they give it their all(especially Andi Anderson, who the hell is she where does she come form and are there more!!!). I really liked this flick from beginning to end and I think you will too.
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Release date: 1/13/2009
Reviewed on: 3/10/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Nathan Threat, Nat Turnher, Pursuajon, Ethan Hunt, Sierra Lust, Pure Shuga, Summer Foxx, Joei Deluxxx, Chuck T
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Black Ice as I have stated before is really hit or miss with me. I am getting to the point though where maybe I should be more careful when it comes to them. While they can produce sometimes(The Milf Chocolate series, Freaknic, Bubble Butt Barbecue(only the 1st one the second one ehhhh) Bachelor Party etc) when they miss its bad and uninspired. That is exactly what this film was. The performances where just not top of the line for me. I absolutely love Persuajon, her body is just the epitome of thick to me sorta like AYANA ANGEL!! If you know my reviews I do that for AYANA ANGEL from time to time.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Nacho Vidal, Sugar, Dunia Montenegro, Susana Abril, Alexa Prado, Laura Reyes, Sonia Lemon
Directed by: Nacho Vidal
Review brief: I own Made In Brazil. I have a vast collection of movies from Brazil as I love energetic big booty women which Brazil basically creates. nacho does a lot of tranny work which is not my speed. Made in Brazil was not that. it was a tour de force of hot ass Brazillian action!!!!!!!!! When I seen Made In Xspana I said how could yo go wrong? Made In Brazil was hot, Xspana must be too right...
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Release date: 12/1/2008
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Alina, Aline, Jazz Duro, Megane, Wiska, Omar Galanti, Camilla Ken, Mike Angelo, Kathia Nobili, Gabana, Gabanna, Lea Lexis, Macroc
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco: Animal Trainer 26 is my first Rocco flick ever. I've only seen 2 Rocco scenes in my life. He isn't even in the movie except 4 holding the camera but I've heard things. euro porn is said to have a harder edge and the women give as well as they take. It was what I expected and more.
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Release date: 3/5/2009
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Bone Digital
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Starring: Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Michael Stefano, Lethal Lipps, Kali Dreams, Decollecter, Ms Juicy, Sierra Lust
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Upon seeing the cover of this flick yo know what you're getting into. DeCollector is the cover girl and her ass is...................well Outrageous!!!!!!!!!!!! Now b4 I go on I must tell you that these women probably won't win any beauty contests(I like Lethal though) its all about ass and performance here and you get alot of both. Here are the facts:
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Release date: 1/13/2009
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Helen, Kapri Styles, Katie Cummings, Vanessa Cruz, Toni Sweets
Directed by: General Moe
Review brief: The Hot Wet & Sexy is a hell of a flick. The title pretty much describes the whole thing. The standouts are Kapri Styles(yo ain't never seen ass like this on such a small woman), and Katie Cummings who both turn in stellar performances.
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Release date: 11/19/2008
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jerry, Steve Taylor [I], Tony T., John West, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, August, Mark Ashley, Marie Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Brianna Love, Aiden, Alex Gonz, Crissy Moon, Bobbi Starr, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Odd Jobs 4 is alot more than a blowjob flick. Its a handjob, and footjob flick too. There are two solo scenes in the mix too(August and Sammie Rhodes. August looks smoking hot. They do a dildo session respectfully) There really isn't much explanation that is to be done here. I will admit there are some good and some bad here. Firstly I hate face fucking as its just a total turn off for me. Its just not sexy. Being that Tony T is in the movie(with Brianna Love of all people who I really think is incredible) you can bet your ass its going to take place. In a movie like this I think the woman should be in charge the entire time.
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Release date: 12/29/2008
Reviewed on: 3/8/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Jenna Haze, Sophia Santi, Charley Chase, Ava Rose, Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmond, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Alexis Texas, Kirra Lynne
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: Belladonna is one of the wildest female performers I've ever seen. She's basically a dynamo. Sometimes I don't think she's human!! She has gone behind the camera as a director and only appears in this film in the bonus solo scene. Now beware I didn't give this film a 4 star rating because of the sex because most times its just tease and licking and its not really what I wanted from a Belladonna film. It got 4 stars because the eye candy factor is so damn high!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean most scenes aren't something you might get off to(maybe if you're into softer non penetration type things, which I'm not really), but its sexy as hell to watch. Did that make sense?? Well there are 2 standout scenes Kirra Lynne and Sinn Sage and Bobbi Starr and Kimberly Kane. Fire hot scenes especially the Kirra and Sinn scene.
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Release date: 12/9/2008
Reviewed on: 2/25/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: John Strong, Chris Johnson, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Ricki White, Laurie Vargas, Mya Nichole, Kelly Divine, Emma Heart, Krissy Leigh
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: Kelly Devine......................... what you need me to say something else??!! Go buy the damn movie!! Steal it if you have to. Not enough, okay Ricki White ...................................... the hell you still reading for!!??? Not enough, okay how about ............. Emma Heart!!! Still reading huh?? Well How about the fact that watching Laurie Vargas taking it in her ass is really kind of like watching Eva Mendes taking it in the ass!!!!!!!!!!! That did it!!!!!!
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Release date: 11/25/2008
Reviewed on: 2/25/2009
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Jenaveve Jolie, James Deen, Jessica Lynn [I], Mya Nichole, Shawna Lenee, Phoenix Marie, AnnMarie Rios, Loona Luxx
Review brief: This is my 1st Diabolic movie in ages!!!!!!!! And what a hell of a way to jump back into the mix!! Need For Seed 3 is a smoking entry for the people at Diabolic. I mean the cast is outrageous with Shawna Lenee, Jessica Lynn, Phoenix Marie(ass for days), Mya Nichole(who I'm just getting into), Jenaveve Jolie, Loona Luxx(hurt me, hurt me, hurt me!!!!!!!!!!), and Anne Marie Rios. No bad scene in the entire movie. Honestly the only drawback for me was 1. A loop in the Phoenix and Jessica scene. I must admit that was some straight amateur bullshit and 2. She was basically begging for some anal action and she never got it. What a fucking gyp!!!! It was a hot movie nonetheless.
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Release date: 2/10/2009
Reviewed on: 2/25/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Tori Black, Mick Blue, James Deen, Alex Gonz, Alektra Blue, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: The cast list for this film simply blew me the fuck away!!!!!!!! Julia Ann, Alexis Texas, Alektra Blue, Sasha Grey(oh my!!), tori Black , Lisa Ann, Francesca Le'!!!!!!!!!!!! How could this not be the movie of the year?? Well it is kinda hot but it falls short of what I thought this cast would produce. Honestly I'd like to take this cast of women and try it again!! This movie had its moments, but I think I'm just stuck on what it could have been. Maybe someone else needs to review it. Maybe I'll pass it along see how someone else views it. Maybe my hopes were way too high? That is probably what it was. Don't get me wrong I liked it, but I didn't love it. One thing did happen here for me.......................I fell for Sasha Grey. Sasha has probably the cutest little ass I've ever seen!!! Anyway each scene has a vignette kinda feel to it...
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Release date: 11/25/2008
Reviewed on: 2/25/2009
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, John Strong, Frank Gun, Tony T., Jay Ashley, Robert Rosenberg, Frank Major, Bailey, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Pascal St. James, Holly Hollywood, Jazmin, Brett Rockman, Cindy Crawford, Sascha, Ben English, L.T., Jennifer Dark, Missy Monroe, Leah Luv, Chanel Chavez, Andrew Andretti, Marie Luv, Trinity Post, Dillan Lauren, Delilah Strong, Scott Nails, Simony Diamond, Patricia Petite, Will Powers, Benjamin Brat, Nikky Blond, Jenny Hendrix, Marco Banderas, Mugur, Dana DeArmond, Allison Pierce, Bree Olson
Review brief: A compilation flick from the people at Diabolic. Its just really the bare facts and nothing else. An all anal release except its "just" the anal parts of the scene. SO each scene runs at maybe no more, no less than 5-7 minutes. There are a few scenes though, that will have you trying to find the actual movie it was stripped from. Problem here for me was, its not as satisfying as watching an entire anal scene from start to finish. So while there is heat in some places others just don't really get it going for me.
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Release date: 12/24/2008
Reviewed on: 2/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Melody, Rane Revere, Candice Nicole, Samone Taylor, Lickable Stylez, Rane Taylor, Nino Brown
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: The sequel to one of my favorite flicks of last year, Night Vision 2!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you top what went on in the last episode of this flick??! Simple................................you don't!!! This is nowhere near the original. Don't get me wrong the girls are all hot as hell, but the energy is low as hell. P.O.V flicks are kind of hard to execute but it can be done. Shit, they did it before! This though is a huge setback in what could have been a great quality movie.
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Release date: 11/11/2008
Reviewed on: 2/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Heaven, Lickable, Stacy Adams, Samone Taylor, Mochahontas
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Black Ice checks in with its new installment of Deep Black Ass. Like I say in alot of my reviews for Black Ice products they're hit and miss. They have the ability to bring you exactly what you're looking for, on the other hand, they can also bore you to death. You may ask, "CD how could naked women fucking on camera be boring??" Well my friend it is very possible. Very, very, very possible. Alot of the girls in this flick are 1st time anal performers, and it shows. A couple of the scenes are hard to watch because the girl is clearly in pain and uncomfortable. But, you gotta get that check right??!!
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Release date: 7/22/2008
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Nathan Threat, C.J. Wright, Ethan Hunt, Stacie Lane, Destiny Day, Aryana Starr, Sierra Lust, Kandee Lixxx
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Like I said b4 Black Ice has the potential to be the leader in ebony erotica(did I really just type "erotica"????????) With they hit the mark they smash thorough it. When they miss........................they miss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But with one of the greatest rookies to ever hit the scene in the Beyonce looking Kandee Lixx how bad can it be??!!
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Release date: 2/5/2008
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Tia, Mr. Marcus, Olivia Winters, Rico Strong, Jon Jon, C.J. Wright, Melrose Foxxx, Ethan Hunt, Stacie Lane, Paradise Charm
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Believe it or not I watched LOIM 5 before I peeped this one. Good move by the kid because this one came out guns a blazing!!!!!! Tia Cherry, Stacie Lane, Olivia, Melrose, and Paradise Charm, no weak scenes folks. Hell even Olivia held up her end of the bargain.
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Release date: 11/4/2008
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Ginger Lynn, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Luscious Lopez, Jenny Hendrix, Rucca Page, Corina Jayden
Directed by: Miles Long
Review brief: Hell of a cast here with some of the thickest ladies in the biz! But in all reality I got this for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only, Jenny Hendrix and LUSCIOUS LOPEZ!!! Luscious is sooooooooooooooooooo underrated as a performer to me. She shines no matter the genre, or talent she is paired with.
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Release date: 4/10/2006
Reviewed on: 1/29/2009
Studio: Vengeance
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Ayana Angel, Joachim Kessef, Victoria Allure, Michelle Tucker, Nathan Threat, Nat Turnher, Vivica J. Coxx, Tina Prince
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: This is kind of an older movie, but Michelle Tucker was one of the FINEST women to have ever made adult flicks. Victoria Allure (also smoking) has since retired, but one my all time faves AYANA ANGEL (her body always deserves capital letters) is in tow. Nice line up of women, the heat 4 the scenes is middle of the road though. A nice rental (if you can find it...........then snatch the good scenes off and return it.......shhhhhhhhhh I won't tell).
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Release date: 9/17/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2009
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Cherokee, Brian Pumper, Aline, Ace, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Beauty Dior, Aliana Love, Ethan Hunt, Monica Foster
Directed by: Diamond D
Review brief: The Flava of Lust idea was fucking hilarious. Don't know why someone hadn't tried it b4. Originally I thought it was Flav on the box cover. Shit was that convincing!!! But (you knew there was one coming) it should not have been done by these cats. Dude may look like Flav but his bullshit talking and acting became grating quickly.
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Release date: 7/16/2008
Reviewed on: 1/27/2009
Studio: Depth Entertainment Family
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Starring: Juicy, Destiny, John E. Depth, Ayana Angel, Cuntre Pipes, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Beauty Dior, Shorty Mac
Directed by: John E. Depth
Review brief: Cast lists are a sham!!! You see a group of women who you're fans of and you go, "Awwwwwwwww shit Roxy Reynolds! Beauty! AYANA ANGEL!!!! Jackpot gott dammitt!!!!!" Well let C. Dark school a lil bit. Stop falling for it!!! This movie is trash!! Garbage. Waste. Umm if I had my thesaurus I'd give you some more. I'm trying to be fair here I really wanted to like this flick. Some of my favorite women are in it, but with the way its shot..........................................nah can't do it. This shit looks like camcorder porn.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 9/4/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: Bone Digital
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Starring: Felony, Boz, Trina Michaels, Richard Mann, Shane Diesel, Sophie Dee, Sonia Lopez, Brooke Banner
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: Con-flic-tion:to come into collision or disagreement be contradictory, at variance, or in opposition clash: The account of one eyewitness conflicted with that of the other. My class conflicts with my going to the concert. 2.to fight or contend do battle. noun 3. a fight, battle, or struggle, esp. a prolonged struggle strife. 4.controversy quarrel: conflicts between parties. 5.discord of action, feeling, or effect antagonism or opposition, as of interests or principles: a conflict of ideas. This is going to be the most different review of all I have done. Before I start, something must be made clear. I know porn is a fantasy world. Understood. There has to be a line though. Having no knowledge of this series I thought it was just white chicks, black guys fucking. Normal shit right...no.Sex is sex, some good and some bad. I tried to enjoy this movie. Then it happened. The most outrageous shit I'd ever witnessed. A director encouraging a white woman to say NIGGER! WHAT THE F
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Release date: 3/3/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Julian, John Strong, Nacho Vidal, Miko Lee, Yumi, Lee Stone, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Avena Lee, Tai Angel, Nautica Thorn, Luci Thai, Brother Love, Shane Diesel, Michelle Maylene, Alex Gonz, Tia Tanaka, Evelyn Lin, Miko Sinz, Sabrina Maui
Review brief: They call liking Asian women "Yellow Fever". That is politically incorrect like a mutha, but that's what they call it. Thing is with this flick I think they snuck a Latina in here and there. Yes folks another comp from New Sensations. I've never had "Yellow Fever" before............................................................................. well maybe Mika Tan................Lily Thai................Luci and Nyla Thai............Nautica Thorn, holy shit I guess I have!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 9/29/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Ramon, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Jenaveve Jolie, Brother Love, Jasmine Byrne, Tia Sweets, Marquetta Jewel, Charley Chase, Alex Gonz, Allie Ray, Lorena Sanchez, Celina Cross, Isabella Dior, Veronique Vega, Jordan Ash, Estrella Flores, Summer Bailey
Review brief: I Love Latinas!! I know its the name of the movie, but I'll be damned if it ain't true! Alot of these women in this film aren't the kind of Latinas that I chased in my hey day, they're of the slimmer less ass variety. Which I think is why I love Brazilian women so much, even though they aren't Latin!! Ok enough of my psychology lessons on myself, this is another compilation film from New Sensations. In all reality there was one reason I got this flick.................JASMINE BYRNE!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is a Latin lava rock, always hot and she didn't disappoint here.
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