Christian Dark's Movie Reviews with Trailers (185 - page 5)
Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: David Perry, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Shyla Stylez, James Deen, Kristina Rose, Andi Anderson, Diamond Kitty, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: Mick Blue
Review brief: I have seen all kinds of wet ass series in my years. But this is the 1st time with me viewing a Ready Wet Go movie. I must say....................I have missed out on a lot!!!! There are no weak scenes here. Each scene has heat, energy and chemistry. With some of the games top female talent, this will be a hard one to top. But Mr. Dark would love to see the attempt at it.
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Release date: 4/21/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Valentino, Julian St. Jox, Wesley Pipes, Cherokee, Devlin Weed, Sunshine, Domineko, Pinky, Brian Pumper, Divine, Anna Belle, Cuntre Pipes, Angel Eyes, D. Wise, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Trinity Post, Jazmine Cashmere, Sydnee Capri, Ace, Vida Valentine, Rico Strong, Shadow Cat, Haz, Nathan Threat, Deep Threat, Suckable, Karla Lane, Tee Reel, Crystal Clear, Charlie Macc, Sensious, Nikole Richie, Beauty Dior, Jon Jon, Unique La Sage, Aliana Love, C.J. Wright, Mina Scarlett, Misti Love, Chrissy Blaque, Jordan Rain, Menage A. Roz, J. Strokes, Rock The Icon, De’Bella, Jamae Foxx
Review brief: The only thing that could have made this flick hotter is if all the scenes were new!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the vein of the "battle" movies from Evil Angel, Black Ice pitts the 2 most explosive asses in black porn against each other in their best Black ice Appearances. No one is left standing at the end of this one. Being as unlike the other comps from Black Ice these scenes are here in their entirety makes this a must grab for any fan of the 2 women. Here it is, BAM, and you say GOD DAMN this is a dope jam!!!!
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Release date: 8/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Honey, Flame, Cherokee, Angie, Jada Fire, Janet Jacme, Mya, Pinky, Jazmine Cashmere, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Candace Von, Shadow Cat, Roxy Reynolds, Crystal Clear, Kina Kara, Nyomi Banxxx, Beauty Dior, Tinah Taboo, Kara Kane, Delotta Brown, Leilani Lovitt
Review brief: Welcome to the wonderful world of Black Ice. If you've never seen a Black Ice Title this would be a great place to start. This compilation flick houses short but powerful scene from their vast collection. This is from their earlier titles and it packs a punch with 20 plus scenes.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Cinna Bunz, Kiwi, Sinnamon Love, Mone Divine, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Tia Sweets, Candace Von, Kapri Styles, Beauty Dior, Vanessa Monet, Tasha Knight, Delotta Brown, Jackie Brown, Ryder Cummings, Tamara Lamoure, Janaya Love, Angel Marie, Cherokee D'Ass, Thalia Tate
Directed by: Dawayne Dane, Mason Dixon, Lee G., Giana Taylor
Review brief: This is a comp flick from Black Ice with some really hot scenes from a lot of their titles. The scenes are not here in their entirety but nonetheless a smorgasboard of big asses and hot sex. Its a hot flick 4 those into comps, and with all the scenes here (maxing out at almost 3 hours) short or not you get a lot of action.
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Release date: 4/16/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Julian, Naomi, Chris Charming, Justin Long, Belladonna, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Ian Scott, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ashley Blue, Ben English, Jennifer Dark, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Alexis Love, Chelsie Rae, Jessie Jolie, Italia Christie, Leigh Livingston, Chris Strokes, Ralph Long, Nika Noir, Carollina West
Review brief: Digital Sin is the king of compilation flicks (Them and New Sensations but I believe that's the same shit). Full scenes, from some of their favorite movies. In all reality and to be truthful to the reader I copped this for one reason........................BELLADONNA!!!!! I have never in my lifetime witnessed a woman who goes all in every time out. She never takes a scene off and its always a scorcher. That is no different here as she has the stellar scene in this 12 scene comp flick. There is also an appearance from Naomi (the really thick assy version we all knew and loved). Disc one is the scorcher, disc 2 is just okay but here are the scenes and my ratings.
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Release date: 1/5/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Jean Val Jean, Dolce, Omar Galanti, Olimpia, Lolly Blond, Blue Angel, Julia Grandi, Stella DelCroix, Katerina Cox, Candy Alexa, Christian Clay, Miss Love, Nastya Pamela
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Okay Rocco is known for wearing out the hottest Euro chicks in the game. He goes behind the camera here and allows his pals to decimate the broads here. There is a set up to some of the scenes and one in particular made me laugh so hard I think I watched it 4 maybe 5 times straight. Anyway the 3rd installment of his Puppet Master series does not disappoint. The chicks are all hot as hell and the sex is hard edged as well and as in any Rocco helmed movie these chicks at some point are getting it up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind of blunt but hey, it is what it is. What had happened was:
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Release date: 2/20/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Charley Chase, Nataly Rosa, Leona Dulce, Emy Reyes, Alexis Breeze, Mya Jay
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: I really don't like B. Pumper. I think that's a stupid ass name and he tends to irk me with that goofball shit he does. Not to mention he raps all the fucking time trying to emulate Jake Steed (Jake knew his rapping wasn't shit he was having a good time. Pumper thinks he's the lost member of G Unit and you can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I put side my blatant dislike of him because and this is truly the only reason, he has a good eye for chicks. Now I can honestly say I can't remember anyone saying, "Hey Brian Pumper fucked the shit out of _________________"(insert chick name here), but damn if he don't get some of the hottest broads to do porn. Well as much as I hate to say it, this is a good flick. Here's how I see it:
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Release date: 3/24/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Wesley Pipes, Angie, Devlin Weed, Jada Fire, Pinky, Brian Pumper, Kandi Kream, Tia Sweets, Jean-Claude Batiste, Vida Valentine, Rico Strong, Shadow Cat, Roxy Reynolds, Tee Reel, Crystal Clear, Lacey Duvalle, Sensious, Tinker Belle, Jon Jon, Vanessa Monet, Aurora Jolie, C.J. Wright, Big Sid, Mya G., Cassidy Clay, Candice Nicole, Pussy Kat, Ethan Hunt, Donna Red, Price Diggims
Review brief: Roxy Reynolds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was tempted to leave this entire review just like that. Her name and no more. Then I spotted: Pinky!!!!!!!!!!! The pink haired big assed queen of the indies (If you want to see The Pink Haired Wonder in her greatest hour find her indie releases Pinky's Sexual Encounters 1 and 2. She had the internet going nuts!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing not to like here. You want big girls? Got em! Light skinned girls? Got em! Hell they even got Lacey Duvalle b4 her ass became the same size as Cherokee's!!!!!!!!!!! I know I throw alot of random shit out there and if you aren't a fan of the black genre of adult films you might be caught in the dark like what the hell is he talking about!? But if I can make people interested by saying something out of the blue about another movie or performer and make someone check for it and get turned on to something they've never seen then I have done the porn world some good.
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Release date: 3/18/2008
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Angel, Wesley, Layla, Andreia, Dyana, Karina, Carol, Loren, Anabella, L.T., Nane, William Carioca, Nathan Threat, Thabata, Thais, Pavtora, Ketelin, Any, Shenna Vieira
Review brief: BUNDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah that's the only word in Portuguese that I know. Gotta get my Rosetta Stone on because I am MOVING!!!!! Being as though I am sick and tired of the unfair treatment from American women I am packing my bags and heading to Brazil!!!!!!!!!!!! Leaving the wife here and just hopping a plane out!!!!! If it is one tenth of what its like in the movies I hit the jackpot. After reviewing part 2 of this series I backtracked and peeped out part one. Kind of like a prequel, George Lucas style when you see what happened at the end and go back after the beginning and see it in a better..........................shit I just confused myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway Best Brazilian Orgies is a fantastic release because of the women and the fact that they always give balls to the walls performances. I have tired of movies where you see a lineup of women and they are all attractive but none blow the doors off the movie. That doesn't happen here. And we should give thanks!
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Release date: 12/16/2008
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Wesley, Lorena, Camila, Kid Jamaica, Mayara Rodrigues, Malu, Laila, L.T., William Carioca, Nathan Threat, Kathlyn, Ines Ventura, Loyem, Any, Linete, Sumaya, Micaela, Thifany, Nana Vougue, Bianca Forminguinha
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: I am a huge fan of Brazilian women. I think it gets no better than them. What I am about to say may be unpopular but damn if I care!!! Brazilian women have the bodies of black women but none of the sexual hang ups. Its always an all out scene, 9 times out of 10 they are into the sex, and finally no mailing it in!! Never its all or nothing. Now while I think the best Brazilian movies aren't from the American companies (Sorry Evil Angel and J. Stag, but that Brasileirinhas company gets it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), they do a pretty good job . Black Ice has rounded up a few scenes from their orgy series and put 3 scenes on this disc. To say I enjoyed it would be an understatement.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Tori Black, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Nicole Ray, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Sasha looks hot as hell as an MMA fighter on the cover of this being the second installment of Sporty Girls. With an awesome cast I have high expectations going into this one. With some nice sports represented(would've loved to see 2 chicks wrestling though) Sporty Girls 2 is a hot feature.
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Release date: 2/5/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
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Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Austin Taylor, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, C.J. Wright, Katja Kassin, Claire Dames
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: SuperWhores 13 has some really hot chicks. Luscious Lopez, Katja, Claire Dames, Whit and Brit Stevens, its just a stellar cast. With a title like SuperWhores 13 I thought these chicks would be what the title suggested. I expected anal from most if not all of them(most of them do actually so I don't know why it was missing here). There are 3, 2 guy one girl scenes with Luscious, Katja, and Claire, while Lex handles the other 2 alone. I still liked what I saw though.
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Release date: 3/10/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Kandi Kream, Prince Yahshua, Lee Bang, Mya G., Ethan Hunt, J. Strokes, Rock The Icon, Stacey Fuxx, Joei Deluxxx, Phylisha Stone
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: Cream Filled Phatties 3 is another flick from the good people at Black Ice. To me the 1st 3 scenes are stellar. Joei, Kandi and Mya brought the house down. It was a stellar movie up until that point. It kind of went down from there. Phylisha was hot but the guy fucking her looked like an old ass man who had seen better days. The last scene just had no heat to it.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Heaven, Cuntre Pipes, Nathan Threat, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Ms. Goddess, Mya G., Rock The Icon, Ice Cold, Stacey Fuxx, Lailonni Ballixxx, Kim Treats, Mary J. Rydes, Kaylina Rose
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: All That Ass: The Orgy 7 is a huge step back from part 6. Part 6 wasn't blazing either but this was just bad. It had alot of c maybe D team females and it was really hard to get into. I seen Mya G who had been M.I.A for a while until Black Booty Worship 3 which I heard was incredible. But other than her I've never heard of any of these chicks but I figured hey all these chicks how can it be bad. Well easy really. Okay to make this seem like a long review I'll move on to what I hated about this flick.
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Release date: 2/11/2009
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Heather Gables, Sara Jane, Annie Cruz, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Jaelyn Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone is a sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in the Max Hardcore sick fuck kind of way, but in the "I really appreciate what he does" kind of way. Never have I seen films shot in such a way. That shit is not something you just do. Its a gift. Its the gift that keeps on giving. And this is what he was born to do. Supply the world with some of the hottest smut in the history of hottest smut. This is a comp of the greatest scenes from his "Fuck Slaves Series" and there is not a clunker in the bunch. Its a 2 disc release that gives you all you could ask for. The movies they are pulled from are more than likely already reviewed on the site so I'll give you the ladies, the tile of the flick and the star rating. If you look at what I gave the overall movie you can pretty much guess what each scene gets from me. Now bare in mind things get rough in this flick so if you are the squeamish type keep it moving this is not for you(even though if you watched it you'd love it.)
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Nadia Styles, Sabara, Cassidy Clay, Aryana Starr, Katie Cummings
Review brief: There aren't many good black POV lines. Hell there aren't many black POV lines period. But even if there was I'm sure this would still be top of the heap. Lex seems to really be on his game as of late(maybe it has to do with hooking back up with Jules Jordan for the Lex The Impaler line). Nightstick is a hot release to add to what has been a crazy series so far. The list of talent has been top notch and that continues here.
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Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Chocolate, Olivia Winters, Chyanne Jacobs, Suga Brown, Osa Lovely
Review brief: I've said before that I have a thing for Chyanne Jacobs. She's not pretty she's just sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! All the way around she just really does it for me. So when I seen she was in this it was a no brainer. Then I seen my other weakness as well in Olivia Winters. I think pound for pound she is the prettiest woman in porn. No comp at all!!!!!! She's absolutely gorgeous. She's never been known for her fuck skills as she is usually reserved but damn if she ain't fine. I'd get my cape out the cleaners to save her. I've been a fan of this series since it belonged to Slayer back in the day. Its hit or miss sometimes but this is a definite hit. Here are the facts:
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Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Isabella, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Ricki White, Nikki Voss
Review brief: Big Butt Brotha Lovers 14 has an all star cast of sorts. The 3 power hitters in this case are Ricki White, Adrianna Nicole, and Dana DeArmond. Only thing missing is anal from each chick but they all turn in stellar performances.
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Release date: 3/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Veronika, Karina, Nicol, Dora Venter, Cathy, Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Lara Stevens, Sandra Romain, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley, Tyla Wynn, Keri Sable, Puma, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: I was not even comfortable typing the title of this movie!! That shit is deplorable!!! But the movie was anything but. This is a comp flick from Erik Everhard and a good comp it is. Now I must tell you, this is some really hardcore shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in the terms of beating the hell out of a chick but there is a lot of group action DP's, and double anal even!!! Who the fuck ever heard of double anal?? How the fuck is that possible. The wife didn't like that at all, shit I was shocked myself. It was not really wood inducing more of a jaw dropper than anything. Even now I am still shocked by it. Hell one is usually a stretch(pun intended) but 2!!!!!!!!!! What the hell man!!!!!!! This is a 2 disc set of some really hardcore shit. If you are squeamish don't pick this one up. If you like watching a girls life get changed on camera by all means this is that to the highest quality!!! Anyway I'll list the female performer and where the scene came from and a star rating. Damn!!!
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Release date: 12/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Emanuelle Diniz, Willians Carioca, Marcella Carioca, Erica Vieira, Lica Da Silva, Saysa Ferraz
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: No secret how much I love Brazilian chicks . My library is filled with them. they outnumber everything I own. Black Brazilian Booty 3 is peppered with some of the hottest Brazilian chicks there are.
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Release date: 8/4/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Naomi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Sascha, Amber Peach, Joachim Kessef, James Deen, Brother Love, Shane Diesel, Tia Sweets, Brianna Love, Julia Bond, Jenny Hendrix, Marco Banderas, Jessica Lynn [I], Mike Adriano, Katja Kassin, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas, Jordan Ash, Kristina Rose, Kelly Divine
Review brief: Another volume of New Sensations I Love Big Butts. This is part 3 for me. A lot of your favorite stars here. New Sensations does comps better than anyone(aren't they Digital Sin too, so yeah better than anyone). I will list the girls the movie where its from and the rating of that scene.
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Release date: 5/19/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Amber Peach, Flower Tucci, Julia Bond, Marquetta Jewel, Jenny Hendrix, Jessica Lynn [I], Roxy Deville, Mike Adriano, Carmen Kinsley, Katja Kassin, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Kristina Rose, Shawna Lenee
Review brief: I Love Big Butts 2 is a compilation from the good people at New Sensations. A lot of big booty chicks getting it in the hottest ways. A lot of your favorites are listed here but its a 2 disc set so I will list the girls and a rating next to the scene. Please do enjoy!!!!!
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Release date: 9/26/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, James Deen, Roxy Deville, Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmond, Alexis Texas
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I once heard Belladonna described as depraved. Well if that is what makes her the all out balls to the wall performer she is the so be it. Nobody fucks with the vigor she does. I hear stories about the scenes she used to do with Nacho like something with a baseball bat that even I can't believe. Here Foot Soldiers is foot driven which isn't really mt bag but the sex more than makes up for it. A stellar cast including the vixen herself put on a stellar performance.
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Release date: 1/20/2009
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Lee Stone, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Shyla Stylez, James Deen, Carmella Bing, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I said in another review how I'd really love to get it on with Shyla Stylez. I have yet to see her on a boxcover that did not garner my immediate attention. Yeah her tits aren't real but do I give a fuck........................... NO!!!!!! She's hot in every sense of the word. That's not all though she performers her ass off. Its not even performing with her. She is just actually fucking. No more no less. Also the cast is stacked as well. Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose (looks so much like Courtney Devine its almost uncanny) Kagney Lynn Karter, and Carmella Bing are not just eye candy. And that is proven here over and over again.
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Release date: 6/18/2007
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Amateur District
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Starring: Rafaela, Mayara, Erica Vieira, Dany Duran, Mriana
Review brief: This is a movie I didn't even know was from Red Light. Well its actually a sub division of Red Light called Amateur District. Jose & Juan's XXXcellent Adventure: Brazil is supposed to be kind of a home made flick and maybe that explains the bad lighting and how the sound is off sometimes. The middles scenes are really nothing to speak of so really I won't. The highlight of this flick are the 2 girls I actually recognize are Mayara and Erica. Mayara is like one of the queens of Brazil to me(her and Darlene). She always puts on a high end performance. Her ass is the stuff dreams are made of. I could talk about her for days and starting the film off with her was brilliant. To bookend her performance Erica is slim and all dynamite. I enjoy her performances as well. The lighting in the scene was kind bad but Erica is a dynamo to watch. The middle girls Dany, Mariana, and Rafaela are pretty tame by comparison. Their scenes seem to be more tame and lacking in energy. Its kind of a downer too.
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