All That Ass: The Orgy 7 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  4/12/2009

All That Ass: The Orgy 7 is a huge step back from part 6. Part 6 wasn't blazing either but this was just bad. It had alot of c maybe D team females and it was really hard to get into. I seen Mya G who had been M.I.A for a while until Black Booty Worship 3 which I heard was incredible. But other than her I've never heard of any of these chicks but I figured hey all these chicks how can it be bad. Well easy really. Okay to make this seem like a long review I'll move on to what I hated about this flick. Here are the facts:

The women were really, really average. Some were unattractive altogether. Now Mya, Kim Treats, I appreciated. But alot of these girls I had never seen b4 and hope to not see again. The 1st part of the orgy takes place on a party bus. Problem here shaky ass camera work and bad lighting. I mean it was shitty. There seemed not to be enough room for what they wanted to accomplish. It was just bad. Some shots were missed all together. You hear a girl seem to be really enjoying herself and you get a shot of a knee or damned elbow. Mya looked good here because she always did. They ride around where ever they are and you start to notice certain shit because the movie isn't very good. Like one minute its daylight outside, then its dark, then in the next shot its daylight again, then its dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck!!!!!!!!!! It was just shitty.

Want more shitty? Well the bus pulls into it final destination and they head inside to finish the movie. Well the main reason I watched the movie comes up missing. Mya G isn't even in the rest of the orgy. No where to be seen. But the girl who slightly resembles my favorite rapper of all times (RIP to the Notorious BIG), is there though. Why is she the only girl missing?? Did she realize this was a shitty movie and just dipped out?? I don't know but the rest of the orgy was a cluster fuck too and I did not enjoy it at all.

Now you may ask yourself, "Self why did he give this movie a 2 and a half why not zero. Why did he give it a 5 in the extras???" Simple disc 2!!! 3 orgies from other all that ass movies one featuring a young Cherokee and Beauty Dior. Look you can absolutely toss disc one in the trash as I did but keep disc 2. It has some really good footage on it that won't disappoint you. Since I have to judge it as an all around movie I can only give it a 2 and a half which is half of 5. Disc 1 el zero!!!!!!! No stars. Disc 2, 5 stars!!!!! You gotta average it out. Disc 2 saved this whole thing. But please get rid of disc 1 immediately. Don't even watch it!!! Open the box toss disc 1 and enjoy yourself. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!