Christian Dark's Movie Reviews with Trailers (185 - page 2)
Release date: 4/6/2010
Reviewed on: 5/19/2010
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Wesley Pipes, Larissa Fox, Prince Yahshua, Kapri Styles, Misty Stone, Ethan Hunt, D. Snoop, Lexi Moore, Natasha Dulce, Melodie Nakai
Review brief: What the hell is going on over at Black Ice that is making them pump out this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing upsets me more than thinking something might be worth a damn and then it turns out to be less than a damn!!!! I mean this shit here is just halfway done and uninspired. See I had the pleasure of seeing the 1st PAPA movie and it was really good. Whoever did the sequel sucks ass. I see why black Ice doesn't release trailers for their movies because if you could see the bullshit ahead of time you wouldn't even mess with it. I mean the women here are awesome looking. Kapri Styles, Natasha Dulce, LaFoxx(not Ice), Melody Nakai, Misty Stone, and Lexi Moore all are gorgeous, but this flick sucks ass.
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Release date: 4/20/2010
Reviewed on: 5/19/2010
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Broc Adams, Dawayne Dane, King James, Prodigy X, Lexi Moore, Nasir, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Luxury Play, Tia Freaxx, Honey Berry, Jessica Bad Bitch, Porsha Carrera, Porche Carrera, Dariel Dukes, Red Royal
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: So this is the future of black porn huh................................well it was nice while it lasted people. We had incredible performers who took ahold of the scene and blew you away time after time. It was a pleasure watching the Janet Jacmes, Angel Kelly, Jordan McKnight, Crown Princess all the way up to the Pinky's, Roxy Reynolds and Ayana Angel. Now we have this shit. Listen I don't like tearing apart movies but some people and clearly studios(wait til I get to the other Black Ice movie I seen) deserve it. Someone needs to tell these guys that shit like this just doesn't cut it. Now I will admit there were a couple of girls here I wouldn't mind seeing again, but damn man this movie was just bad, not bad meaning good I mean bad meaning bad. No long drawn out review here, its just one long orgy with a ass shake segment, a bj segment, a half assed fuck segment and a bullshit pop segment.
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Release date: 1/26/2010
Reviewed on: 4/21/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Lisa Lee, Nat Turnher, Evelyn Lin, Asante Stone, Miss Raquel, Kierra Raquel, Lexxxi Lockheart, Lucas Stone
Directed by: Josh Stone
Review brief: I really enjoy the South Beach Cruising series by Justin Slayer Internationals Josh Stone. O think it has a lot to do with the atmosphere of where it is shot, sunny and sexy Miami!!!!! See I've never been to LA so maybe I don't connect with what they do sometimes in their movies when they walk the street. I have been to Miami and I recognize places that they go in the movies, and it makes me yearn for those single days again and how awesome the Latinas in Miami are. The vibe is so cool in these movies and the way you know its staged but its always hot to see the on the street pickups and the action in the back seat of the jeep(which has really gotten me to thinking about purchasing one of those trucks). It really is a driving force in the flick and the girls are always top freaking notch. Lisa Lee, Miss Raquel, Lexxi Lockhart, Kierra Raquel are all hot as hell. The only weakness is the Evelyn Lin scene that happened at AVN. It kind of took away from the hot Miami vibe.
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Release date: 2/11/2010
Reviewed on: 4/21/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Marie Luv, Jenaveve Jolie, Nat Turnher, Beauty Dior, Austin Taylor, Melrose Foxxx, Cherokee D'Ass, Mellanie Monroe
Directed by: Nat Turnher
Review brief: Okay listen, Nat Turnher was in my eyes one of the weakest male performers in the game. his scenes always seemed to lack a certain amount of heat, it just did. I don't know what the hell happened but it seems as if Nat has found his love for the business and is putting out some really good movies as of late. When I seen Cherokee D'ass and Beauty Dior on the cover showing off those donkey asses I knew this was going to be one hell of a ride. Cherokee is featured twice here in another scenes with the super cute Melrose Foxx. Factor in what I'm calling the ass twins Mellanie Monroe and Austin Taylor, Marie Luv and shockingly Ms Jenaveve Jolie makes a special and shocking appearance here. Again the only problem I have here is that there is no BTS action. What's up with that. All this ass in this movie and no BTS!!! That's a bad thing, for a really excellent movie.
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Release date: 11/17/2009
Reviewed on: 4/21/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Justin Slayer, Fabiane Thompson, Sara Jay, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Austin Taylor, Ice Cold, Codi Bryant
Directed by: Nat Turnher
Review brief: Seeing Austin Taylor on the box cover here is enough to make you take a chance on this movie. You will be greatly rewarded if you do take that chance. This is a really strong effort and I enjoyed it from start to the end. Codi Bryant has left the porn game since this movie touched down. Sara Jay seems to have lost some of that big ol' ass but she is still a dynamite fuck. Luscious Lopez and Austin Taylor are both sexy as hell and we get a little Brazilian action here with the mega hot Fabiane Thompson. How in the hell could you go wrong with this kind of a line up, you can't that's how!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 10/22/2009
Reviewed on: 4/21/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Stephanie, Justin Slayer, emanuele, Nat Turnher, Monica Santiago, Cinthia Santos, Camily
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: If you read my reviews(and you should) you'd see that I really love Brazilian women. I think they are the sexiest women in the world not just in porn. So to find a movie from the good folks at Justin Slayer International of all Brazilian women is the shiznit!!!!!!!!!!!! They have been doing a lot of work in Brazil as of late and I love it!!! This one is no different. The lineup has a few women you probably never heard of unless you're a Brazilian flick fan as I am, but one name I'm sure you know is Monica Santhiago, that ass is legendary and now that she is in the states working it is about time that she gets the props she deserves. I enjoyed the whole ass based movie, a little anal from the Brazil girls wouldn't hurt but hey you really can't have it all. Only problem here is that there is no BTS footage. What is usually a staple of the Justin Slayer International crew is not on this disk and that keeps this from a perfect score.
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Release date: 4/1/2010
Reviewed on: 4/21/2010
Studio: Justin Slayer International
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Starring: Sophia Castello, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, C.J. Wright, Mya G., Emy Reyes, Carmen Michaels, Catalina Taylor
Directed by: General Moe
Review brief: General Moe has something on his hands here. I also reviewed the 1st edition of this movie, and I really enjoyed that one. I even took a look back to check out the feel of the 1st one b4 embarking on this journey. The Kapri Styles and Katie Cummings scenes are still hot as hell, so I was excited going in to this one. The only thing that stopped this movie from getting a 5 star rating was the Emy Reyes scene. I'll get to why in a minute, but the other girls are smoking hot. Catalina Taylor, Carmen Michaels, Mya G, and the incredibly assed Sophia Costello all bring an incredible level of heat to the screen. The BTS is hot as well and nice to see because JSI always has the best BTS segments and that still rings true with the other directors, being General Moe here.
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Release date: 3/25/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Julia Ann, Mr. Marcus, Marc Anthony, Yuri, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Eva Angelina, Falcon X, McKenzie Lee, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Jax, Nat Turnher, Nicole Gaucha, Bobbi Starr, Cinthia Santos
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: Make no bones about it Chris Streams is my favorite director at Jules Jordan Video. He always pays attention to every little aspect of the women. Plus he shoots my favorite kinds of women, the of the Brazilian kind!!!!!!!!!! The Brother Load 2 is the sequel(as if you couldn't tell) of a movie in which the women do some IR fucking then when the scene is over a bunch of brothas come out......and "cum on" the girls faces. There is a special plus here as all the girls in this one do anal in the scene. hell there are 3 dps in the movie as well!!! A great lineup of girls and with Streams they'll all look their best and perform that way as well.
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Release date: 3/29/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Jules Jordan, Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Voodoo, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Chris Strokes, Asa Akira
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: I must admit when this was announced I was very excited. Asa going IR is something I really wanted to see. Of course you already knew who it was going to be though. Lex, Sean, and Marcus. Always is. Now with that said I'm kinda torn on this one. I mean Jules made this seem like an event, a BFD(big fucking deal). But the single disc just isn't that. I mean yeah I gave it a 4 but this should have gotten a lot more than that. Her 1st IR, blowbang/gangbang. This should have been bigger. No anal scene or nothing. The BTS is so basic. When you dedicate a whole movie to one woman it should be a standout. Remember Jenna Haze Darkside. Maybe cuz that was his lady it got that treatment. I don't know this just seems kind of rushed out there. There is no real feel to it. Its just a movie and while it is a good movie, just seeing her do the do isn't enough for the whole movie. I look at what EA does with their one girl films and its eventful. My thing is Jules go all the way or don't go at all!!
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Release date: 3/11/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
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Starring: Tom Byron, Caroline Pierce, Tommy Gunn, Nick Manning, Ava Rose, Justice Young, Austin Taylor, Bobbi Starr, Karlie Simon
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: As you know Ava Rose and I have been an item for some time now....................................well not really but you get what I'm saying. I think Ava is hotter than hells kitchen in the summer!!!!!!!!! Never has a woman re-emerged with so much extra ass in the history of life. I guess this is a new series and with the lineup of ass here I hope it continues. Along with Ava is Bobbi Starr, Caroline Pierce, Austin Taylor(the most underrated woman in porn today. Imagine early Alexis Texas bodywise with a better fuck game and she does brothas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, get the drift) and Karlie Simon. Each scene has a cheerleader set up but you and I both know I ain't watching all that shit because I don't watch porn for plots or talking!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 3/18/2010
Reviewed on: 4/12/2010
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
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Starring: Tom Byron, Sean Michaels, Nina Hartley, Tommy Gunn, Aurora Snow, Justice Young, Persia Pele, Mellanie Monroe, Ariella Ferrera
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: I have said before that I am a milf movie fan. Its something about an older woman who kept herself together and really knows how to get down on screen. Well in this edition of TB's Seasoned Players the incredible Nina Hartley emerges once again. After what seems like forever she still is hot as hell and that ass in still as beautiful as it ever been. She gets 2 scenes here one with Sean Michaels(thats got to be 100 years of fucking on camera) and a bonus scene with TB from an earlier version of this film. Thanks to her and Mellanie Monroe I gave this a 3 and a half star rating. Not saying that the other women weren't hot, Persia Pele, Aurora Snow, and Ariella Ferrera, but their scenes just didn't have it the way these 2 did.
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Release date: 2/22/2010
Reviewed on: 4/11/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Mr. Pete, Avy Scott, Steven French, Aiden Starr, Baby Cakes, C.J. Wright, Charlotte Vale, Kitty Bella, Imani Rose
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: I'm kind of off and on with Mike John's movies. Sometimes I just fail to see the heat in any of the scenes. Other times it seems to jump right off the screen. I didn't care too much for the 1st volume of this series as it just didn't have the chemistry you would hope for. I seen the list of females for part two and thought hey step in the right direction. The male performers not so much which I think is one of the main detractors in the movies MJ shoots.
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Release date: 2/11/2010
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Vince Vouyer, Jada Fire, Dana DeArmond, Joe Blow, Kelly Divine, Chris Strokes, Phoenix Marie, Madison Parker, Summer Bailey, Tatum Pierce, Sicilia Rossi
Review brief: I guess this is Mr. Voyeurs extra line where he is not bound by restrictions. I have peeped a few of the other flicks from this line and have been pleasantly surprised. This one is no different. A strong female cast that features Phoenix MArie, Jada Fire, Madison Parker, Dana DeArmond and Kelly Divine are all you could ask for. There is also a POV Alley like always with girls who aren't even in the main feature. Its just bj's this time around though. Thing that caught me off guard here is that they chose that dude who does all the Cinemax and HBO Zone porno movies Evan Stone to do some of the work. He looks 90 here like an old man so that was a little off kilter but maybe vince uses him a lot or something. I just thought old boy only did features and shit like that. Anywho it was a standard anal movie and it was really good to see Kelly Divine and Sean Michaels together again, must be something going on between these 2 because they fuck more than a married couple. I get 2 see her ass!
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Lisa Sparkle, L.T., Daphne Rosen, Ava Rose, Charlotte Vale, Valerie Luxe
Directed by: L.T.
Review brief: Ava Rose. I remember the 1st time I seen Ava was in a movie called Big Butt Road Trip 5. Her and her sister Mia were in the movie. Mia was always assy-er than Ava. Well fast forward and Ava is the assiest woman in the game!!!!!!!!!!! So long Alexis Texas, it was nice knowing you. Good lord baby jesus do you see that thing!!!!!! It has a personality. Its separate from her. It likes to be called El Culo!!!!!!!!! If I could have Ava Rose on my arm I'd be a happy man. Don't tell my lady though because she gets bent outta shape. I'd straight up cape up for Ava, Captain Save Em all day!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any way LT is back at it with a cast list that will buckle the biggest booty lovers knees. In addition to Ava Rose(who is also doing anal here!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!)you have Charlotte Vale, Lisa Sparkle, big tittied Daphne Rosen and the recently retired Valerie Luxe. Say her name around Kelly Divine and you might get the shiznit slapped out you. Her character is not in question here though.
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Release date: 1/28/2010
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Alana Evans, Flower Tucci, Kelly Divine, Mellanie Monroe, Liz Black
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sean Michaels has been around for a long time. Like when the lord said let there be light he hit the switch long. I still remember him fucking Janet Jacme when he used to think he was Michael Jordan with the North Carolina jersey on. Well what has to be at least 15 maybe 20 years plus has passed since then and he is still in adult movies. Wow, guess there is no pension in porn huh. Well if he can continue to do this why the hell would you quit. At what age do you say, "Well I'm tired of getting paid to fuck beautiful women. Think I'm going to call it a career!" How do you quit. Sean has basically had the chance to have sex with the hottest women of each decade. Think about that for a second, that's one hell of an accomplishment. If I had the chance they'd have to roll my ass out of the biz on a gurney after my final scene because I'd die on the job. Anyway this is a directorial debut at Evil Angel 4 the old chap and he lined up an extremely assy cast for this one.
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Release date: 12/23/2009
Reviewed on: 3/9/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Tori Black, Tory Lane, Courtney Cummz, Sophie Dee, Emanuelle Diniz, Monica Santhiago, Melissa Pitanga, Juelz Ventura, Mason Moore, Anne Castro, Cinthia Santos, Marcelinha Moraes, Belinha Baracho
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: JJV has a lot of very talented directors. As Of right now though Chris Streams happens to be my favorite. Mainly because of the Brazilian chicks he shoots. I tend to favor the thicker side of them and he has included Monica Santhiago for that cause. I'm pretty sure that the footage used was part of his Rio Loco trip he took sometime last year. But from settings to outfits he really seems to pay a painstakingly attention to detail. And it does not go unnoticed either. Now I must say one thing that is a negative for Mr. Streams and that is the consistent casting of this Toni Ribas guy. Don't like him at all. Its the little bullshit he does like the unneeded slapping or choking the damn triangle choke he puts the girls in when he gets head from them, and the sticking his foot in the girls mouth, that shit is not sexual, nor sexy, or a turn on at least not for me. And he always seems to be in the scene with the girl I want to see most. Twice in this movie. Take other cats with u next time.
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Release date: 1/25/2010
Reviewed on: 3/4/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Shyla Stylez, Sophie Dee, Rico Strong, Velicity Von, Kelly Divine, Juelz Ventura, Missy Woods
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: Devoe is usually good for a hot movie. Sometimes he strays a little too far outside the box though. This review is going to encapsulate more than just the movie itself and the performers, I'm going to really go in about a few things involving Rico. But 1st this is clearly a rip off of Lex The Impaler, and you know that's okay. One thing is that it doesn't have the same ring to it as Lex title and Devoe went a little too dark with this one. How about Rico The Robot??! Or Rico The Rump Rider?? Or Rough House Rico?? Rico The Ass Mangler?? Title aside I think Devoe does a good job in his movies. He tries to have a little of the creepiness that Jake Malone is famous for. While that can be hot at times you need the right mix to pull that off. The dark scenery and set has the makings of a small snuff film. If that was the case how about hiring Pumper and Popes and snuff em both............... that was out of line. I apologize to anyone offended by it. It could work if:
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Release date: 12/10/2009
Reviewed on: 3/4/2010
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Nyomi Banxxx, Misty Stone, Blu Diamond, Angel Black, McKenzie Sweet, Catalina Taylor
Directed by: L.T.
Review brief: To me, and I know I'm in the minority black adult films are dying. Now hear me out b4 you decide to cut my balls off (Word To Jesse Jackson). There are still companies that put out black films but a lot of the movies are terrible. To many are marred by male performers trying to be the star of the scene. It happens way to often. I'm going to try and not name names.......................... well except for Brian Pumper and Wesley Pipes you already know I don't like them. Then you have what seems to be rushed out product, with the bullshit edits and cuts. Lightings bad as all hell, either too dark or too bright. Minimal shit like the director giving directions during the scene or girls looking into the camera all the time. Yes the chicks are some timey as well. While there are some really gorgeous sistas in porn nowadays they fuck like they could have had a V8. I say that to say this, LT puts out top quality shit 9 times out of 10.
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Release date: 12/3/2009
Reviewed on: 2/24/2010
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Steve Holmes, Tori Black, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Sasha Knox, Ava Rose, Mackenzee Pierce, Emma Heart, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Well people here we go with the latest episode of Big Wet Asses. Elegant does a good job of casting in this one (aside from creepy Steve Holmes and The Fonz). The only thing with them is it seems like EA is a contract studio the way they recycle the same people all the time. Now all of the chicks are hot but when they begin to appear for the same company with the same people it becomes damn near the same scene. SO to the good people over at EA there is nothing wrong with including a black guy in the scene or a black girl for that matter. Shit just look outside the box for different talent because it seems like you're becoming vivid with a slightly more gonzo edge. Pardon my rant people let me get into one of my favorite things at the moment......... Ava Roses' ass!!!!! My oh my it makes my heart proud to beat to see what a fucking woman Ava has grown into. The next Buttwoman (I'm calling it!!!!) has a hot scene with EA contrac..........oops I mean Manuel Ferrara.
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Release date: 1/11/2010
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Sean Michaels, Dick Nasty, Naomi, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Jada Fire, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Talon, Christie Lee, Melissa Lauren, Teagan Presley, Marie Luv, Mark Zane, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Amy Ried, Mike Hash, Annette Schwarz, Bobbi Starr, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Now I know what you're thinking, you see the cast list and just think this must be the smoking hottest movie of all time right!!?? Wrong. Its marginal at best. Its a compilation which is really getting tired from the people over at JJV. Enough with the comps already, ya'll are turning into Sunshine Films over there. Anybody who has ever bought one of those all black 4 hour dvds knows what I'm talking about. With like 6 good scenes out of like 25-30 scenes. Anyway this is really a tale of 2 discs. I was bored to death with disc 1. I love Katja but she was paired with some losers. The Jada Fire scene was shot all wrong(like I'm a director. No but I know what I like to see), Amy Ried was good, the Gianna scene was hot then ice cold then over, what the fuck!!!!!!! Melissa Lauren was another scene I pretty much had my finger on the skip ahead button. The Bobbi Starr scene was a brief highlight but not enough to save the disc. Maybe I'm just not a fan of the way Mike john shoots shit. Maybe?
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Release date: 1/19/2010
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Julia Ann, Tori Black, Jenna Haze, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, James Deen, Bobbi Starr, Johnny Sins, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I have a love hate affair with the people over at Elegant Angel. Now while they put out a high quality of movie it seems as if its only the title that changes. Its the same girls and the same guys all the time. Shit Kristina Rose has to have made at least 50 grand off of them just this year. Side note to Kristina: Welcome To The Darkside! We Have Been Expecting You!!! Okay back to business. I think this years line up for Performers of the Year 2010 is the damn near same as last years. I mean hell man there were a couple of girls left out the mix. I don't want to go in on anybody who maybe should have been left out, its not like this is the NBA All Star Game but I would have liked to see an influx of color maybe!! And not just Jada Fire either, you've gotten away with that from long enough!!! Pinky Roxy Reynolds, Blu Diamond, Nyomi Banxx, Cherokee, Misty Stone anybody. Hell not even color where in the hell was bad ass Gianna!!!!!!!!! Her 1st and only anal for you guys and no love 4 her!
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Release date: 12/28/2009
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jerry, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Kimberly Kane, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, James Deen, Charley Chase, Adrianna Nicole, Kaci Starr, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Andy San Dimas, Missy Stone, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale, Bella Moretti, Katie St. Ives, Kimora Klein
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I'm really not a fan of blowjob movies. I am a fan of multiple women in a scene though. But I really don't like bj movies. I am a fan of Belladonna though. You see the problem I'm having here? Ok on with it: this is a marginal release for me. You really have to be in the mood to watch a bj flick to like this one. I watched it twice. Once when I had nothing to do, and again when I wanted to watch it. 1st time I was going to give this flick a 1 star rating. I was just bored with it. I stopped and started it, and stopped and started it, and stopped and started it. The other day I really watched it and it wasn't great but it wasn't bad either. The one huge problem I had with this one was the fact that Belladonna (who I think gives the most awe inspiring bj's in the world) isn't even in the movie. Personal gripe time: Bella has kinda disappointed me with her lack of performances in her movies as of late. She'll do a movie based on something she's incredible at and not be in the actual movie
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 2/12/2010
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Crystal Starr, Cuntre Pipes, Chyna, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Ethan Hunt, Destiny Lane, Jaslin Diaz, Melody Nakai, Riyanna Skie, Carla Chillz
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Black Ice is usually good for an all black orgy movie. They have some pretty strong hits. Balanced out by some really strong misses. And this one I hate to say is the latter. I don't know what is was. I mean the girls were all newbies other than Jaslin Diaz (Monica Morales) and Melody Nakai. Both who I have seen burn up a set before and left the entire thing smoldering. Now there are a couple of girls who catch your eye, Destiny Lane has a great ass, Crystal Starr isn't bad either. Its just the fact that no one gives a scene stealing performance. I mean I actually got up and walked away from the movie at one point because it was so unappealing.
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Release date: 11/10/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Wesley Pipes, Prince Yahshua, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Melrose Foxxx, Luxury, Ms. Platinum, Ice Cold, Destiny Day, Bella Moretti, Melody Nakai, Lacy Green, Stacey Sweets, Alix Amillion
Directed by: Dynomite Dolomite
Review brief: Well I have followed the Black Ice black azz orgy line for some time now. Sometimes its a homerun, others its a strikeout. The girls are usually hot and put on a hell of a performance. The problem here is simple though. Wesley Pipes!!! WTF are you directors thinking?? I mean nobody wants to hear this dude run his mouth all scene long. I mean he never shuts up. Never. I had a movie with WP in it and played A game with my friends. We'd fast forward the movie and whenever someone hit play we'd take a drink. There was not a sober person in the house!!!!!!!!!!! I mean he talked every second of the scene and if the girl doesn't talk back he talks more, "Yeah bitch I'm talking to you, huh, yeah!!" And he makes sounds like something is stuck in his throat. Besides him, there is no cast list to tell which girl is which. U have no idea who you should look out for in the future as far as the girls. Allow me to continue my commentary:
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Release date: 10/26/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Lisa Ann, Erik Everhard, Jessica Moore, Chayse Evans, Cecilia Vega, Madison Parker, Larissa Dee
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Lisa Ann and her incredible age defying body and a santa outfit.............................................. do I really have to say anything else. The scene selection screen is a bit shady. Its lined up left to right, but that isn't the order of the scenes though. Anyway the anal here is always rocking and Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, and Jessica Moore doing anal, with Lisa Ann, bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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