Rico The Destroyer 2 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  3/4/2010

Devoe is usually good for a hot movie. Sometimes he strays a little too far outside the box though. This review is going to encapsulate more than just the movie itself and the performers, I'm going to really go in about a few things involving Rico. But 1st this is clearly a rip off of Lex The Impaler, and you know that's okay. One thing is that it doesn't have the same ring to it as Lex title and Devoe went a little too dark with this one. How about Rico The Robot??! Or Rico The Rump Rider?? Or Rough House Rico?? Rico The Ass Mangler?? Title aside I think Devoe does a good job in his movies. He tries to have a little of the creepiness that Jake Malone is famous for. While that can be hot at times you need the right mix to pull that off. The dark scenery and set has the makings of a small snuff film. If that was the case how about hiring Pumper and Popes and snuff em both............... that was out of line. I apologize to anyone offended by it. It could work if:

The lead wasn't Rico. I know its his movie but Rico's mannerisms and overall boredom in the scenes can really drive the heat out of the movie. Now the women, are fucking smoking and that's what drove me to give this flick a chance. I mean you don't want to miss out on Sophie Dee, Shyla Stylez, Velicity Von, Julez Ventura, and Missy Woods!!! Especially if Rico finally gets his ass in gear. He seems more enamored with the creepy shit than he does the actual fucking of really hot women. Oh also enough with the mid ninties Anthony mason designs cut in your hair for the playoffs bullshit. He seems to be more obsessed with that than fucking too. Maybe when you fuck 4 a living for so long it becomes 2nd nature and you put it on auto pilot that what it seems like here. Auto pilot. The here it comes ass smacking, the fish hooking, mouth spreading, slapping who said this shit was hot???

The actual sex runs the gamut of okay that's good, hey that's hot, yeah this is alright, yeah.........oh what the fuck this is boring, get in the game. Velicity is still smoking ass looking phat as hell again. The whole setup makes me want to wait until the little puppet rides out on the tricycle and asks me if I want to play a game. I really dug the anal portion but all that other shit the gagging, choking, and extra bullshit I could do without. Listen Shyla Stylez is my bitch. Love her, I'd gladly go to the cleaners and pick up my cape and save her all day long. Big titties(fake but they look good to me) a smoking hot ass, and the sexual appetite of a woman just freed from a 10 year bid!!! But again the creepy shit that happens b4 the scene kills wood faster that a 100 pound termite. Now when Shyla takes over the fucking there is some fun to be had. She does anal better thean anyone else in the biz right now, and her cowgirl ride is the stuff dreams are made of. Devoe ease up on the darkside, fuck is you a sith lord or something. Sophie Dee is hot but is this supposed to be a necro like fantasy??????????? No fucking way. Again if you skip the bullshit you get to see Sophie at her slutty best. Great head and great anal skills as well. Rico seems to be thinking of what he is going to have for lunch sometimes but hey you can't have it all. The cowgirl anal is really hot, as Sophie spreads her ass 4 the reaming. Yeah it starts with some necro shit but since you now know that just skip it and see Sophie do what she do. Julez is becoming a solid performer but this is not her day. This scene just seemed kind of rushed. There seemed to be more time taken to set up the revenge like set up of the scene than the actual sex. Whether its good or not you'd never know cuz Rico is deadpanned and robotic as ever here. This is a great example of what I'm talking about. Missy Woods rounds things out in a rape scenario..................wow! WTF!! Anyway these cats break in the crib and start having their way with her, b4 Rico the Employer shows up and takes over. The rape tactic kind of dissolves but you still know how this one started. Anyway its not that bad a scene once that is done with. Missy screams a lot but maybe that's fucking or maybe its acting I'm not sure.

There is a bonus scene with Kelly Devine from Dynamic Booty 3 with Rico that even though he can be deadpanned is fucking hot because Kelly Devine is fucking hot and has mucho ass-o!!!!!!! There is a lengthy BTS feature included as well. Honestly put this movie has bright spots but some of the dark shit has got to go. Devoe tell Rico to act like he give a fuck about what he's doing, it has to be fun as shit!!!!!!!!!! Free clean pussy, no condom and a check!!!!!!!!!??? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiittttt!!!!! If you skip the dark shit or are into it this might be for you. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!