Big Wet Asses 16 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  2/24/2010

Well people here we go with the latest episode of Big Wet Asses. Elegant does a good job of casting in this one (aside from creepy Steve Holmes and The Fonz). The only thing with them is it seems like EA is a contract studio the way they recycle the same people all the time. Now all of the chicks are hot but when they begin to appear for the same company with the same people it becomes damn near the same scene. SO to the good people over at EA there is nothing wrong with including a black guy in the scene or a black girl for that matter. Shit just look outside the box for different talent because it seems like you're becoming vivid with a slightly more gonzo edge. Pardon my rant people let me get into one of my favorite things at the moment......... Ava Roses' ass!!!!! My oh my it makes my heart proud to beat to see what a fucking woman Ava has grown into. The next Buttwoman (I'm calling it!!!!) has a hot scene with EA contrac..........oops I mean Manuel Ferrara.

Her ass puts on a hell of a show here and it rounds out the movie (pun intended). She's not alone here though because the cast is a whose who of whose hot right now. AVN Performer of the year Tori "I'll Take It" Black, Charlotte Vale, Emma "Be Still My Beating" Heart (love her), Sasha "Fort" Knox and MacKenzee Pierce. Big Mac also has a hell of a scene she has become one of my faves as of late. On the board though she seems like the type sometimes to snatch your nuts off and use em' for dice, I just take it as she a bad ass with a phat ass who won't take no shit!!!!!!!!! I must admit, I've seen a few BWA movies and the teases are becoming a bit predictable as they seem to happen the same way all the time. Hell you can say that about most porn series honestly but I can watch Ava and Mac move their asses all day long...................shit I just might!!!!!!! Now the movie opens up with Tori Black. Now she may not have a BIG ass but she fucks like she needs rent money on the last day she can hand it in or get evicted. Her bj is outstanding and she has really grown as an anal performer. I heard that she recently did an anal scene with Lex Steele! Way to jump in ass 1st TB!! She turns in an incredible opener here. I have seen Charlotte Vale in a few Belladonna movies and she does have a close to big ass. Big enough to get plowed often that is. Its a decent anal scene but you have to understand that I am really creeped out by Steve Holmes. Watching him with a hot chick makes me cringe because of the things that he's into like shoving his foot in the girls mouth or pulling his legs back to get his ass licked, it makes me uncomfortable. Guess that's just some Euro shit. Anyway the anal action is hot and she seemed to really enjoy him. Nice way to keep the action rolling.

I have a thing for Emma Heart. I remember the 1st time i seen her she had black hair and she was hot as fuck then. The blond look works for her also. She reminds me of Georgia Peach a little with the ample ass and the dimples. I enjoy some good ass jigglage more than any one I know. And she displays it rather nicely here. Her cowgirl ride with make your liver quiver and your vein drain!! I mean I just really like Emma add that to the fact her anal game is top notch and you have a lady who should really get more work. Hear that EA!!!!!!! Maybe I'm not as big a porn fan but Sasha Knox is new to me. Her ass is a nice sight so shit I already like her. She does a nice tease here. The Fonz wastes no time in banging the jukebox(sorry couldn't help it) Strangely I'm not annoyed by the Fonz in this one because Sasha is new to me and fucking hot. Her anal skills are crazy and I think I'm going to have to do some research and find some other scenes with honey. She was smoking. I like Big Mac The hamburger is tasty but I'd rather bite this one. I mean the new boobs weren't even needed but that's because I'm an ass man and Mac has an ass to write home about. I mean if I wrote home about ass it would..................nevermind. Nice tease if you like asses and if you're watching this flick you do. Her ass in cowgirl is some real shut the blind material. She even gets some piledriver action here. Mr Wonderful Paul Orndorff would be proud. Now Ava Rose is my lady even if she doesn't know it. I called dibbs on her 1st time I seen her and boy has it paid off. Who new that ass was going to be what it is. This is the second anal scene I've seen from her and I love it as much as the 1st. I can watch Ava clean an air conditioning vent and get off to her and that round mound of throwdown (copywritten so don't steal it). Like I said she is with the french Fred Flintstone Manuel Ferrara. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! no offense homie! He does really get her going here. I can do without the spoon position but that's his thing, once that ass becomes the focus again I am a happy camper. Ava damn sure closes things out as strong as they started.

Only problem I have here is the lack of extras. The BTS is really short and I really wanted to see some extra more natural ass action. But you can't have it all right. I look forward to seeing what EA has in store for the series. Hell maybe let the queen of shooting ass Mason have a go at it one time!!?? I'd dig it. Hot flick though pick one up if you get the chance. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!