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Boxcover for 2 Holes 1 Pole
2 Holes 1 Pole

Release date: 8/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008

Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Stacy Silver, Roxy Jezel, Tiana Lynn, Julia Bond, Cassie Courtland, Franchezca Valentina, Naudia Nyce, Paulina James, Bree Olson, Ashlynn Brooke, Shawna Lenee, Elli Foxx

Review brief: 2 on 1.......................every red blooded or any other blooded mans dream. It gets no better than that. This is a compilation film from New Sensations taking scenes featuring 2 women and 1 guy from a bunch of their movies. It's probably the longest film in history clocking in at damn near 7 hours!!!!!!!!!!! So I'm going to list the women in the scene and gives each scene a rating, no way in hell I can diagram 7 hours of sex. But one thing is for damn sure, with all of the scenes here you're going to like something. I know I did.
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Booty I Like 4

Release date: 12/5/2007
Reviewed on: 11/15/2008

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Bianca, Claudia, Dana Vespoli, Satine Phoenix, Sumaya, Blaque Chyna, Donna Red
Directed by: Justin Slayer

Review brief: This is not going to be a normal, full, in depth review. This is just going to be my opinion. No positions, no funny quotes, none of that. Since this was a half ass movie its getting a half ass review!! Being that I've seen the previous Booty I Like movies by Slayer and his crew I figured, "Double disc, double the action, double the fun!!" Wrong!
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Black Mommas

Release date: 9/9/2008
Reviewed on: 11/14/2008

Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Kitten, Sinnamon Love, Nyomi Banxxx, Chavon Taylor, Diamond Jackson, Crystal Davis, Sage Echelon
Directed by: L.T.

Review brief: Diamond Jackson is our cover girl here and she is a sexy chocolate number. LT's movies are hit and miss with me, but he hit on this one. Best scene belongs to Chavone Taylor and Kitten. Two on two action was great to see. Let's go:
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M.I.L.F. Chocolate (Black Ice)

Release date: 10/30/2007
Reviewed on: 11/14/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Sinnamon Love, Nathan Threat, Deep Threat, Nyomi Banxxx, Jon Jon, Kaylani Cream, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Tony Flush

Review brief: Funny thing is I watched part 1 of this series b4 watching part 2. While this one is not as hot as the 1st its still a blazing entry by the folks at Black Ice. Sinnamon Love is one of my faves so I had to see what was up. Glad I did!!!!!!! More bad acting took place here so we'll skip it and get to the action:
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Pound Pussy

Release date: 9/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Chris Charming, Tori Black, Mark Ashley, Marco Banderas, Lexi Belle, Sindee Jennings, Nikki Kane, Kristina Rose, Rachel Milan, Mia Lina, Eden Adams
Directed by: Jonni Darkko

Review brief: I went into this one with no expectations. Never heard of the girls in the flick, but Evil Angel is usually good at what they do. This is also another 1st for me because its the 1st movie from Jonni Darkko I've ever seen. But after watching this movie I must say...........HOT DAMN LADIES AND GENTS WE'VE GOT A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boxcover for Office Confessionals 2
Office Confessionals 2

Release date: 8/5/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008

Studio: Bone Digital
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Starring: India, Cassidy, Pleasure, Miss Kitty, Tinkerbelle, Aryene, Beaue, Kemi
Directed by: Michael Stefano

Review brief: Office Confessionals 2 is a POV flick from Michael Stefano. I know of him from his Feeling Black series. For this review though I'll just give up the positions and I'll give my opinions at the end. Its a POV flick as I said so the positions are limited. He interviews each chick b4 getting them to strip for a little sexy time as Borat would say. Its not a bad movie, but I'm willing to bet under a regular setting and not a POV shot film it would have been a lot hotter. Only extras here were a cs recap a photo gallery, and a bio of Stefano.
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Boxcover for Hellcats 14
Hellcats 14

Release date: 8/4/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Heather Gables, Sunny Lane, Rachel Luv, Leah Stevenson, Riley Evans, Hannah West, Hayley Jayde, Tatiana Kush, Jeeani Lei
Directed by: Joey Silvera

Review brief: Hellcats 14 is a double disc offering from the good folks at Evil Angel. Based on other EA titles I've seen I had high expectations going in on this one. Sadly its really just middle of the road. Most of the scenes seem like they were going through the motions. Others seemed as if it was a race to humiliation of the young lady in the scene. Some hard edged in movies is okay with me, but here there was absolutely no heat to it. Like they were doing it just for the sake of doing it. Shock factor I guess, but it really did nothing for me. I would have given this movie a lower score but thanks to Riley Evans, Leah Stevenson, and Sunny Lane it gets a 3 and a half. There are really no extras to speak of, just some trailers and photo galleries. Here is the way I see this movie:
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Boxcover for We All Scream For Ass Cream 2
We All Scream For Ass Cream 2

Release date: 7/31/2007
Reviewed on: 11/1/2008

Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Pat Myne, David Perry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Lee Stone, Mr. Pete, Sativa Rose, Harmony Rose, Alektra Blue, Lorena Aquino, Erica Vieira
Directed by: Danny Case

Review brief: 3rd Degree is a company I stumbled upon not too long ago. From what I've seen they do a hell of a good job at getting hot chicks to do hot shit. In this case its anal cream pies. I ain't really too much into the whole internal pop thing, but I'm trying to broaden my horizons. Thank goodness I started with this one because its a heater!
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Boxcover for Big Black Poles In Little White Holes 16
Big Black Poles In Little White Holes 16

Release date: 4/29/2007
Reviewed on: 11/1/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Carolina, Liz, Fernanda, Dani, Agatha
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: Back to my go to company for hot Brazilian shit! Third World Media does a great job at finding hot chicks who do it all. I do believe they snuck a white girl up in this one though, her scene was hot too so I ain't mad at em!!
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Boxcover for Oiled Up Brazilian Butts 2
Oiled Up Brazilian Butts 2

Release date: 4/15/2008
Reviewed on: 11/1/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Babalu, Monica Mattos, Patricia Kimberly, Willians Carioca, Bianca Biasi, Marcella Carioca
Directed by: Da Booty Man

Review brief: Black Ice does good Brazilian flicks from what I've seen. From the orgy movies to the black Brazilian line. Oiled Up Brazilian Butts 2 if anything like the 1st(Monica Santiago was incredible) should add to that selection.
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Look At That Big Ass 3

Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 11/1/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Mirela, Isabella, Dominique, Lorena, Britney, Babalu, Peitra
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: My favorite place 2 got to for hot ass Brazilian movies has supplied another gem. This seems to be earlier in their run, but the outcome is the same...........HOT!!!
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Nasty Talk P.O.V.

Release date: 4/7/2008
Reviewed on: 11/1/2008

Studio: Hellhouse Media
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Starring: Jenna Haze, Sandra Romain, Jenny Hendrix, Rachel Starr, Jandi Lin, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Kevin Moore

Review brief: I've never heard of Hellhouse Media before, but seeing this lineup how could you miss out on this!!?? Jenna Haze, Jenny Hendrix, Jandi Lin(hot behind my wildest dreams), Rachel Starr, Sandra Romain, and Mikayla in the same movie! So you wonder why just a 3 and change, well its just an okay movie honestly. I know its a POV movie but the camera work was extra shaky. Sometimes not on the girl or the action at all. Sometimes the close up was just too close up. Its alot of dirty talking going on (Jenna is a master at it) but the action just kind of lags. Don't get me wrong each scene has a nice view that's how can I say...............strokeworthy. But its not the dominant view. If you could take out the nice views and link them all together you'd have a 4 or 5 star flick, but that's not the case here.
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Buttman's Beautiful Brazilian Ass

Release date: 8/29/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Bella, Kid Jamaica, Alex Ferraz, Monica Santhiago, Talita Brandao
Directed by: John Stagliano

Review brief: My 1st time watching a Buttman themed movie. Heard of Evil Angel but never seen a scene from the owner. All I can say is WOW. Hard edged shit here folks. This'll be a quick review its only 3 scenes, and a hell of a lot of tease footage. It clocks in at three hours but it is well worth it. I'll make this quick so you'll still have enough time and go out and pick up this great, great movie!!!
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Thick Chocolate Shakes (Third World)

Release date: 6/9/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Layla, Gabriela, Lebara, Nina Savage, Alanda Barros
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: While waiting 4 the next volume of Miss Big Ass Brazil, I stumbled upon this. Third World...check! Brazil....check! Bigg asses..........check check check!! Me watching it, check!!! Hot as hell.....check as well!! All the girls here are of the chocolate hue, and the assy hue as well!!!
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Boxcover for Miss Big Ass Brazil 6
Miss Big Ass Brazil 6

Release date: 9/8/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Ebony, Daniela, Talita, Dany Duran
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: The latest in the Miss Big Ass Brazil series is here. I have not been let down yet, but will that trend continue........................OF COURSE IT WILL!!!! These scenes have some sort of setup to them, but being as I don't speak Portuguese it was all action 2 me!!
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Boxcover for Miss Big Ass Brazil 3
Miss Big Ass Brazil 3

Release date: 1/6/2007
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Rosa, Ana Paula, Darlene, Sumaya, Ingra
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: Back to Brazil we go. This above all else right now is my favorite series. This is part 3 so we're going back a little bit. But with Darlene in this one you can't miss. Follow me now!!
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Boxcover for Miss Big Ass Brazil 4
Miss Big Ass Brazil 4

Release date: 11/12/2007
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Luciana, Juliana, Mona Lisa, Luana, Nivea
Directed by: Ed Hunter

Review brief: I LOVE BRAZIL!!!!!!!! I mean I really do! I have never seen a Brazilian movie that I have not liked. This just adds to the legacy, as Third World's Miss Big Ass Brazil series is consistently great.
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Boxcover for Curve Appeal (3rd Degree)
Curve Appeal (3rd Degree)

Release date: 9/23/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Mark Davis, David Perry, Dillon, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Carmen Luvana, Mark Ashley, Shyla Stylez, Gianna Michaels, Jazz Duro, Flower Tucci, Brandy Talore, Alexis Silver, Babalu, Sara Jay, Ju Pantera, Tee Reel, Whitney Stevens, Alexis Texas, Jay Snake

Review brief: Well this here is a compilation film from 3rd Degree. Being as though I've only seen one movie form them(and a hell of a movie at that) there is no chance I've seen any of the scenes here b4. I'll tell you one thing though when I'm done with this review I'm gonna see em all again!!!!!!!! The scenes are cut a lil bit no tease footage or nothing like that, but shit if I care!! Roll titles!!
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Boxcover for Oil Rigs
Oil Rigs

Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2008

Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Alex Gonz, Criss, Jessica Lynn [I], Ricki White, Jayden Jaymes, Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine, Phoenix Marie
Directed by: Tony Vela

Review brief: This is the first time I have ever seen a 3rd Degree film. Being Alexis Texas and oil on the same cover how can I go wrong? I CAN'T!!!!! 3 of the assiest girls (I said it) ever in Alexis, Ricki White and Kelly Divine, and other assy cast members I enjoyed this fully!!
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Boxcover for Big Butt Bachelor Party
Big Butt Bachelor Party

Release date: 4/1/2008
Reviewed on: 10/23/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Justin Long, Jazmine Cashmere, Prince Yahshua, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Nat Turnher, Lacey Duvalle, Jon Jon, Kaylani Cream, C.J. Wright, Candice Nicole, Ethan Hunt, Pleasure Unique, Donna Red, Stacie Lane, Kandy Kane, Subrina Love
Directed by: Tony Flush

Review brief: Its another one of those Black Ice joints!! Big Butt Bachelor Party is an attempt at showing how shady these kinds of things can be. Thing is the highlight isn't even the bachelor party. Its the bachelorette party! My thinking is that it really goes down like that! With Jazmine Cashmere in the movie (best performer in the game in my honest opinion) I knew I had to at least check it out.
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Boxcover for Freaknic (Black Ice)
Freaknic (Black Ice)

Release date: 8/5/2008
Reviewed on: 10/22/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Pinky, Vida Valentine, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Roxy Reynolds, Nat Turnher, Beauty Dior, C.J. Wright, Ethan Hunt, Cherokee D'Ass, Luscious Kisses, Stacy Adams, Stacie Lane, Sierra Lust, Kandiee Lixxx
Directed by: Dawayne Dane

Review brief: Freaknic....................just the name brings back memories. For the uninformed Freaknic was an event in Atlanta back in the days that was the pinnacle of fun. Chicks damn near naked, ass all over the place. Freaky activities taking place all over! Thousands upon thousands of people (mostly women) flocked here and it was POPPING!!!!!!!!! That was then, Freaknic died a slow death as people just stopped coming (because the city pretty much shut it down). When I seen that Black Ice had a movie of the same name, I had 2 give it a shot. As far as the actual event goes in the movie, its nothing more than maybe 4-5 chicks, a few cars, a couple of dudes, 2 bikes and a parking lot. Not very Freaknic-ish. But the cast of females (Pinky, Roxy, Cherokee, Beauty, Vida, Luscious K, Stacie Lane, Kandee Lixx, Stacy Adams, and Sierra Lust) is!!!!!!!! Great sex throughout the movie, fuck how the event came out!!!
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White Bubble Butts 3

Release date: 9/23/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Rico Strong, Nat Turnher, Jon Jon, Ricki White, Ethan Hunt, Kelly Divine, Rachel Solari, Nicole Banks, Leenuh Rae
Directed by: Dawayne Dane

Review brief: Kelly Divine, Ricki White, one movie is all good with me. But its not what you might think it is. Kelly is the standout here. She did a hell of a job. Her cowgirl in the movie is the reason for the stars. No one else did much, but be eye candy.
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Boxcover for All That Ass: The Orgy 6
All That Ass: The Orgy 6

Release date: 1/29/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008

Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Tia, Cherokee, Cuntre Pipes, Vanessa Lee, Trinity Post, Skyy Black, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Haz, Nathan Threat, Gorgus Drae, Suckable, Roxy Reynolds, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Crystal Clear, Ricki White, C.J. Wright, Injoi, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Kendra Secrets, Winter Chillz, Bootylicious, Patty Kake, Vida Valetine, Bubles, Tonya Diamond, Unigue LaSage
Directed by: Lee G.

Review brief: A lot of chicks in this one, but there is one star: Roxy Reynolds. This movie has alot of problems. One being you can't put all these girls in one scene and expect to come out with a great movie. If this was broken into 2 scenes a lot could have been done. My review will only highlight good parts, and locate the problems. Way too much shit going on here for a blow by blow.
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Boxcover for Up That Black Ass 4
Up That Black Ass 4

Release date: 12/4/2007
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008

Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: L.T., Jade Stone, Jemeni, Havana Ginger, Kaylani Cream, Pleasure Bunny, Sidney Kohl
Directed by: L.T.

Review brief: Jemeni is hot as hell. She has some of the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. I really wanted to see this because of Havana Ginger though. I've been into her before the boob job when her name was Mika Brown. This movie is a mixed bag though. A lot of people won't agree with my opinion of this movie or what I thought was the problem but read anyway, pick it up and see if you agree.
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Boxcover for Black Bottom Girls 5
Black Bottom Girls 5

Release date: 7/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: India, Jack Napier, Soleil, Lacey Duvalle, Layla Monroe, Kandee Licks, Monica Foster, Bella Moretti, Randee Lixxx
Directed by: Jack Napier

Review brief: Black Bottom Girls 5 is my 1st "Jack" themed movie. I seen Kandee Lixx and her Beyonce looking self on the cover and thought, hey what the hell? Add that to Lacey's "new" Cherokee like ass how could you go wrong. But it was a relative newcomer named Layla Monroe that stole the show for me. Hit the lights, roll film!
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