Oil Rigs Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  10/25/2008

This is the first time I have ever seen a 3rd Degree film. Being Alexis Texas and oil on the same cover how can I go wrong? I CAN'T!!!!! 3 of the assiest girls (I said it) ever in Alexis, Ricki White and Kelly Divine, and other assy cast members I enjoyed this fully!!

Jessica Lynn--Great tease footage in a kiddie pool. Oil and water don't mix my ass!! They mixing right now!! Jessica has a bautiful backside. A hot lil blonde number curvy as hell. The guy eats her out, b4 she gives him a good bj. She gets on top in cowgirl and the jiggle festivities begin. Damn are you ever late 4 this job if you're a guy!!?? They get into spoon before some really good mish footage. More oil comes into the mix, the crowd goes wild. The doggy footage is sweet as hell as well. She gets on board in reverse cowgirl for a while, before the go back into doggy. A little side mish and then the pop shot. Where are white girls getting ass from!!

Kelly Divine--The new BUTWOMAN(you listening Elegant Angel!!) is up next. I'll admit I got it bad for Kelly and that ain't good! Her ass jiggles for what seems like 4 ever in this tease footage. I don't think you'll make it past this part. If you do, I'll be shocked. Oil and water, don't mind if you do!! More ass shaking 4 me! The guy then eats her coochie, before she gives up a really good bj. The party ends again when Kelly jumps on in cowgirl. Prepare. to start from here again tomorrow cause you're not going to make it past here either. Her ass is massive. She then has the nerve to do a squat cowgirl. Damn you Kelly......just damn you! I mish he really pounds away at her. She give up some awesome PTM (pussy to mouth). They get into side mish where that ass is just..................I'm speechless. Then doggy, what the hell man!!! Kelly if you read this you are welcome round these parts any time. They do an up and over doggy and then the pop.

Ricki White--Oil and water table 3!!! This shit never gets old. I tried to get this going with the ol' wife, all she could talk about was the sheets. Anyway Ricki shakes and jiggle to the delight of all. Its just wonderful to look at, its like a sunset. She gives dude a really nice bj and starts of the scene in squat cowgirl. I am adding this movie to my do not lend/do not touch stash! Her ass is beautiful as well. Regular cowgirl is next and its the same effect on me.............bedtime!!! She does a really nice reverse cowgirl anal with her new tits going crazy. Ricki is incredible. Hey Elegant Ricki White and Kelly Divine are....BUTTWOMEN!!! Hell of a tag line ain't it. If you do it A)I want my copy first and B)Thank me in the credits( anything monetarily would be nice as well). She then does a mish anal that's great as well. A lil side mish and a creampie nice dammit!!

Jayden James and Phoenix Marie--Never heard of either of these 2 and after this scene I'll never forget them. Great tease between the girls. The girls exchange their lez qualities with each other as well. The girls give up a tandem bj that's scweeeet! A tit fuck and crack fuck included b4 Phoenix gets it in doggy while eating Jayden's pussy. Damn where has this movie been hiding! Jayden then gets a cowgirl romp going .....oil yes please! Then Phoenix gets her shot at cowgirl. Just so you know I'm writing this review from a hospital because I'm liable to stroke out at any given moment now!!! Phoenix does a nice reverse cg as well b4 Jayden gets it in mish. Then they lay down side by side ASS OUT for a side ways fuck that is monumental. Jayden then gets it in doggy, and Phoenix gets another sideways romp. Jayden then gets it in doggy b4 the guy pops in Phoenix mouth. Hell 2 the Yeah!!

Alexis Texas--Behold, ass personified!!! Buttwoman 2008 is in the building. I can't front, I'd choke a midget in church 4 a shot at Alexis! More oil and water mixing perfectly on that ass. You all know about Alexis' ass so why should I comment right? She gives dude a nice bj before she gets it in mish. Great shot here. Then into doggy as well as an up and over doggy. This movie has not slowed down yet!!! She then gets on board for reverse cowgirl but its filmed from the back.........HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Then a regular cowgirl and a squat cowgirl!! WTF!!! She then shakes that fantassssstic ass in sidesaddle as well. Right into the pop shot.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!4 extras you get a cumshot loop, some pics, couple of trailers, and a BTS that runs about 17 minutes. No extra sex but the girls keep trying on outfits they brought 4 the day. No flaws here and no complaints from ya boy. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!