Flava Of Lust Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  1/27/2009

The Flava of Lust idea was fucking hilarious. Don't know why someone hadn't tried it b4. Originally I thought it was Flav on the box cover. Shit was that convincing!!! But (you knew there was one coming) it should not have been done by these cats. Dude may look like Flav but his bullshit talking and acting became grating quickly.

I mean what the fuck!!! Initially there were a few funny moments but the more this dude talked, the more it evolved (who was going to be his main hoe?? uhhhhh) the worst it got. Don't get me wrong there was some good shit here (Even though some of the hotter chicks in the flick ain't even fuck!! wassup with that). The trampoline jumping the girls working out and racing and playing games had a dope ass voyeuristic feel to them. The sex seemed way too secondary though. Each girl fucked around on him got caught and then got eliminated. Cherokee in all her ass-i-ness (yes I said ass-i-ness) is always nice to watch. As is Beauty and Aliana but it was like let's hurry up and fuck and get back to the badly acted out plot.

This flick had potential, but it seemed like they rushed it out to beat the rush somewhat. Nobody else was doing it so I think they could have took their time and made this really off the hook. Also why the hell would you cast fine ass Persuajon (that's how she spell it I ain't buggin!) and not use her. Potential yup, it was there, but just poorly executed. The rating is due to the fact there are some eye candy moments, and the ass jiggling that takes place. The sex left alot to be desired though. If you the weed smoking type though, this is a rental, everything is funny high!!!!!!!!! C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!