Swap Meat 2 (3rd Degree) Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  6/24/2009

Swap Meat 2 is a compilation flick by the good folks over at 3rd Degree. By the name you can guess its a cum swapping flick. It has a stellar cast with a mix of American, Brazilian, and Euro chicks who all really throw down. Most of the scenes are from the "Share The Load" series. It has 17 scenes, that is the good and the bad part. All the scenes are just pieces of said scene. This is usually what upsets me about 3rd Degree comps, right when the action is picking up it is the end of the scene. Hell some scenes are so short if you blink you might miss it. I picked up Zero Tolerances' Pig Latin awhile back and it had the full scenes of some of the hottest Latin women around. I reviewed just click my name and look 4 it. It seems or maybe I'm buggin out that 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, and Black Ice are all under the same umbrella so why just a portion of the scenes. That is the major problem with this movie. I still scored it high because what was here was really hot.

Some scenes reminded me of how much I really liked and miss seeing certain girls like Judy Star & Roxy Jezel. I will list where the scene is from, the girls, and a star rating because its 17 scenes and just really snippets of it.

1. Sharka Blue and Vanessa----Share the Load 3. 5 stars. A really rocking anal scene to start off the action. Nice energy.

2. Judy Star and Patricia----- Share the Load. 4 stars. Judy was sexy as hell. Last time I seen her was when her hair was a reddish pink. She was the business!!!

3. Renee Pornero and Victoria Sin----- Share the Load 2. 4 stars. Another hot anal scene. It amazes me sometimes how these girls take the anal pounding they do.

4. Memphis Monroe and Alicia Angel----- New Releases 4. 3 stars. Really just a run of the mill middle of the road scene. Not standout but not really bad either.

5. Tory Lane and Brooke Haven-----Share the Load 4. 4 and a half stars. I love Tory Lane, she had blondish haor in this scenes I like her look now better, but she was still the anal whore we all know and love.

6. Anne Marie Rios and Madison Ivy---- Filthy 3. 4 stars. A really good scene with nice interaction between the chicks. Way to many 2 on 1 scenes out now where the girls do their best to not touch each other. Thank god these chicks get it in.

7. Sarah Blue and Liliane Tiger-----Share the Load 3. 4 stars. If you don't like Euro chicks u shouldn't be watching porn. They give it all they got every time out. They take a royal anal pounding as well!!!!!!

8. Nikki Sun and Sandra DeMarco---- Share The Load. 4 stars. You see a pattern here don't you. Like I said if the scenes were longer this would have been the greatest compilation ever. Another rocking anal scene.

9. Angel Dark and Claudia Rossi---- Share the Load. 4 stars. Angel Dark is sheer animal!!!!! She puts on a stellar anal performance here. But if you know Angel you know that is par for the course.

10. Veronica DeSouza----- Share the Load 3. 3 and a half stars. The other honey isn't even credited on screen but she put on a great performance. This scene is waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too short to even get a real grasp on. I remember Veronica did a movie 4 Evil Angel all about her......................hmmmmmmm...........I gotta go find that.

11. Gianna and Alexis Silver----- Share The Load 4. 5 stars. Titty Heaven. You could have just put this whole scene on here and that would have satisfied me!!!!!!! I love Gianna you already know that, but Alexis and her filthy self and that sexy accent is awesome. Really there is tittie all over the place here, and I loved it 100%!!!!!!!!!

12. Jenna Pressley and Riley Mason----- Totally Fucked. 2 stars. Snooze......... They cut in the scene to a masturbating chick, too many times and it takes away from an already short scene. And the red hue doesn't help either.

13. Lucy Lee and Nikki Dark---- Share The Load 4. 5 stars. This is all you could ask for. 2 nasty chicks who are really into each other, and then some strong anal action for the girls, how can you be mad at that.

14. Venus and Arianna Jollee----- Black Inside Me. 4 stars. DP action for both girls and they really have alot of energy during the said act. Not qualms with this one.

15. Trinity and Roxy Jezel----Share the Load 2. 4 and a half stars. 3 words for you.........ANAL FULL NELSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its probably one of the craziest moves I've ever seen. Roxy has always been an anal monstar ( I know how I spelled it!!!!!!!), and this adds to the legend. Would love to see her and Jenna Haze together!!!!!

16. Porsha Blaze and Haley Page----- Share the Load. 3 and a half stars. Really nice energy by the girls, really none by the guy. He was just sort of there.

17. Monica Mattos, Emanuelle Diniz, and Ketelin----- Too Much Is Never Enough. 3 stars. This is a POV scene that suffers from bad lighting. It is already shot at night but damn this is just ridiculous!!! I love Brazilian chicks so I still struggled to see them because Monica is so so good to me, but it really would have helped if it was lit better.

There are some pics, a pop and swap loop, and a bonus scene. This was a really good comp flick. But 4 future releases 3rd Degree go the Digital Sin/New Sensations route 2 disks and full scenes. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!