Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3: Latin Edition Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  7/7/2009

I am a sucker for a hot chick on a box cover. Way too often I look at the cover of a movie and b4 long I'm picking it up and exiting stage left. More times than I'd like to remember I get bit in the ass for it. Advice to consumers not all big ass leads to a good big ass movie. Pardon my tangent, but when I seen that Mariah (who was one of my faves form back in the day) was on the cover of the new SSCG flick it was a no brainer and I can say with all confidence it was a definite score this time. It is rare for a movie not to have any let down moments in it, but that is what you get here. The movie is a top notch effort all the way through. The cast is spectacular with my current crush Charley Chase leading the way. Okay I have a new crush every 5 minutes sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Rebecca Linares, Mariah, Evie, and Kristina "time for an IR scene" Rose also deliver stellar performances. An all latin edition nonetheless (I can cast the next one if EA is interested), a strong movie. The facts:

Charley Chase----------What a body!!!!!!!! It is a rarity for a woman to have an awesome set of tits and a smoking ass, both being natural. Tell me I'm lying!!!!!!!! CC is putting it all right in your face with a smoking hot tease that is just bone stiffening. Even the wife said, "If you cheat with her, I don't think I can really be upset". SHit if my wife cheats with her not only would I not be upset, but I would watch and record it!!!!! Seems as if the dude had the same thought that I did as they get right to the action. Charley does a hot bj and if you're a breast man be prepared to be in awe!!!!!!!!!!!!! Charleys tits are perfect as they sway to and fro in reverse cowgirl. Usually I'm not a fan of reverse cowgirl unless its Gianna, but Charley gets added to that list. Her cowgirl skills are awesome too showing off that incredible bouncing ass. Look the scene is fucking hot do you really need to question that. Though after the pop, I really wanted the scene to be longer, but I'm just being selfish.

Kristina Rose------------------Speaking of ass what do you know its Kristina Rose!!!!!!!!!! Hell I din't even know she was a Latina!!!!! Shit white girls got ass nowadays too I just chalked it up to that!!! But here she is as she always does teasing the shit out of me with her incredible ass! Evil, and me being a brother doesn't help my chances of giving her the business either!! Doesn't mean I can't enjoy the ass shaking goodness that is Ms. Rose. The action is outside and seems as if Kristina has been practicing her head skills because I stood up and took notice, she seems to be enjoying it like it extends her life force or something. Of course Mark returns the favor and she loves it!! I think the cowgirl footage is just how do you say magnifique(I'm pretty sure I didn't spell that right, but my English SAT scores were bananas anyway so there). Kristina adds another anal episode to her already awesome scene spread. I got a thing for Kristina, I just hope she continues to broaden her horizons, I mean I'm from the hood, Latinas love brothas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebecca Linares----------------- I swear there is absolutely no reason to review this scene!!!!!!!!!!! You know Rebecca is the deal, that's not to be questioned. A stick of dynamite in a very compact package. Never has a small ass looked so bubbly, I can only compar it to BellaDonna in her prime (my review my opinion!!!). The tease footage is extremely hot but WH always does well with that. *sidebar* I'd do some really dirty shit to Rebecca, really dirty shit!!!!!!!!! *sidebar over* I'm really not into guys eating pussy in movies, because I really ain't fond of looking at dudes faces in the movies, but Becca does a bj that is so ill that it gives you the bitter beer face its so crazy!!!! What I really like about Rebecca is that she totally takes control in her scenes. Especially in cowgirl. A pet peeve of mine is when the guy tries to hold the girls ass down and control the cowgirl position ahem...Brian Pumper.... Her anal action is just as furious as the regular sex. Ms Linares has again blown away another scene, and helped me get a good nap!!!!!

Mariah Milano----------------------- I've been into Ms Milano since her old days. Hell I have the VHS tape of her doing anal with Mr Marcus if you want to know the real deal!!!!!!!!!! Mariah has always been sexy to me, with or without the "Newbs" (New Boobs, check my 'views). She didn't really need them because she was already fucking gorgeous, and her bubble ass more than made up for her lack of tits. The tease was hot as she did the water thing like everybody else, rubbing it all over her body and ...............oops pardon the drool moment. She and the guy get to making out like a couple of teenagers. He snacks on her box for a minute and she returns the favor with a nice bj. I really enjoyed the doggy action, but I'm an ass man so that should be no surprise. When and why die Mariah stop doing anal??? Even though I'm not too big on Mr Pete (the whole Alexis Texas thing), he really put it to Mariah and she matched him and made a strong scene out of it. Her cowgirl skills were also to be admired, how could I hate???

Evie Delatosso-----------Boobies they make me feel so gooooooooooood!!!!!!! Boobies just like I knew they wooooouuuld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boobies b b b Boobies!!!!!!!!!!! Well dammit thats the song that popped into my head when I first seen Evie!!!!!!!!! She shakes them (is that a milkshake??!!), and does tha stank walk so that that ass gets to jiggling!!!!!!!!!!!! More water pouring just like all the other scenes, and like all the other scenes its still hot. Oh and then more Boobies they make me feel so gooooooooooood!!!!!!! Boobies just like I knew they wooooouuuld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boobies b b b Boobies!!!!!!!!!!! WHen she heads inside they get to the making out portion of our film. I think that adds to the overall chemistry of a movie, should be done more, it shows that the people are really into each other. Of course Mark is going to eat her out as he always does. Evie returns the favor tenfold with a hot bj. Her energy in every position is stellar but the mish footage was my favorite as she just really seemed into it. Cowgirl and reverse were hot especially if you love Boobies they make me feel so gooooooooooood!!!!!!! Boobies just like I knew they wooooouuuld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boobies b b b Boobies!!!!!!!!!!! I have to admit I didn't mess with Evie b4, as I have my set faves and tend to stick with them, but Evie just made a new fan!!!!!!

I like this one better than I did SSCG 2 with Shyla on the cover. Bonus scene with Jenaveve Jolie some trailers, pics, and a nice bts feature. Another strong effort from EA. They are in the running with Evil Angel and Jules Jordan Video 4 my favorite studios. Love it C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!