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Big Ass Quake 4

Release date: 7/6/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009

Studio: West Coast Productions

Starring: Shana, J. Strokes, Ice Cold, Farrah Foxx, Lady Finesse, Brutus, Jody Breeze, Cashay, Simone Starxxx

Review brief: OKay the next review is not 4 everybody. Lately I've gotten away from the genre I usually frequent, big booties, black chicks, Brazilian girls shit like that. I stepped away from my wheelhouse because well, those movies began to suck. Now I've really been into the whole milf thing and well.................................................big girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I said it!!! On ADT I said it!!!!!!!!!!! See I used to see big girl movies and they were bad because of the "food" aspect of it. It was just about laying out food and luring the big girls into the sex. It was never about sex. It was more or less the industry making fun of the big girls and I wasn't into that shit. Well awhile back CJ Wright started putting out nothing but big girl movies and I began to peep it out again because it wsan't about making them look bad, he really likes big girls and it showed. Well this here is a flick from West Coast called Big Ass Quake 4. I admit this will not be an effort for all fans,just BGL
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Throat Injection 2

Release date: 6/25/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009

Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Justin Long, Brian Pumper, Cuntre Pipes, Rico Strong, Chyanne Jacobs, Julius Ceazher, Misty Stone, Jon Jon, D. Snoop, Blu Diamond, Carmen Michaels, Cali Davenport
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe

Review brief: OKay I feel that it is my duty to inform people of a few things about this movie. First of all, I'm really not into blowbang movies, but I have the hots 4 Chyanne Jacobs and I tend to gravitate towards movies with her in them in whatever capacity. Two, this is slightly more than a blowbang movie as some of the girls actually get into it to the point they get fucked as well. Three, Carmen Michaels is a fucking stunner!!!!! And finally the drawback................WESLEY PIPES!!!! Now I am in no way in favor of any black man being in prison, well unless you REALLY FUCKED UP!!! I will say this though, in the time WP was gone I was able to buy porn with impunity, never worried that my favorite girl would be in the scene with this motor mouthed cat. I mean really, who buys porn to hear a guy talk!!! CONSISTENTLY!!!!!!!!! I mean he never shuts the fuck up!!! Don't believe me here is what you do. Pick a scene you have with WP, now fast forward anywhere, push play......STILL FUCKING TALKING!!!!
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After Dark Nurses
(zero stars)

Release date: 7/2/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009

Studio: Afterdark Pictures

Starring: Tyler Knight, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Baby Cakes, Candice Nicole, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Stacy Adams, Aryana Starr
Directed by: Bishop

Review brief: Now I know you look at the score and say "Damn how bad can this movie be??" Well its not a bad movie.............well I can really say what it is because of the audio and video aspects of it. Now b4 I say anything the parts I did get to play were kind of hot but its so incomplete because alot of the time the movie would freeze, and begin to play choppy as hell. The scenes even jumped so you didn't know what the hell was going on. So I insert Disc 2 hoping to get something out of this. On disc 2 the menu allows you to watch the movie as just the acting and just the sex. Great, fuck disc one right..................wrong. It had the same freezing problems. To make sure nothing was wrong with my dvd player I put in a few other movies and they played just fine. SO I put the movie in the other dvd players in the house and it still played choppy and froze. Hell I tried to play the trailers and whatever was listed there it played the trailer that was after it, hope you get what I'm saying.
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Boxcover for MILFs Like it Big 4 (Brazzers)
MILFs Like it Big 4 (Brazzers)

Release date: 6/25/2009
Reviewed on: 8/5/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Billy Glide, Brittany O'Connell, Scott Nails, Monique Fuentes, Brianna Beach, Puma Swede, Devon Lee, Jordan Ash, Misty Vonage, Keiran Lee, Priya Rai, Ralph Long

Review brief: I'm really into the whole older woman thing right now. This edition of Brazzers Milfs Like It Big has some really gorgeous ones. Priya Rai is fucking beautiful, Devon Lee is still one of the hottest big booty white girls in the biz, and the Bonus scene with Brittany O' Connell is a show stealer. This is a really nice effort. i tend to really skip over the whole "storyline driven" part of the scenes because pornstars acting isn't one of my favorite things. No disrespect but pornstars fuck and actors act, I like it that way. When actresses start fucking (come on Halle Berry, and Monsters Ball doesn't count!!!!!) it'll be OK!!!! So here is a brief synopsis of the action!!!
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Thong Team

Release date: 7/27/2009
Reviewed on: 8/4/2009

Studio: Score

Starring: Skyy Black, Kelly Starr, Ms. Juicy, Giselle Humes

Review brief: The Thong Team is a release from Score focusing on 3 women. Skyy Black, Kelly Starr and Ms Juicy. Honestly I really don't know how to review this movie other than to get to it. Oh okay the Thong Team are really a group of assy chicks who wear thongs but you never really see them because as you should well know a big ass swallows a thong like an aspirin. I have and affinity for all 3 women here so I can enjoy certain parts of this flick. i honestly must say if yo are not a real fan of the girls you're going to hate this movie as it really does nothing to explain the Thong Team. I know it sounds strange but the premise was really silly. At the beginning of the flick the girls just try on different thongs for the guys. Jumping in and out of thongs the entire time. Its not bad but they really don't show them off or nothing. they put them on, pull them off, and put on another. They missed a great opportunity for some real killer tease footage here. Giant asses are great tease action not hot
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Booty Bangers (Booty Licious)

Release date: 4/21/2008
Reviewed on: 8/4/2009

Studio: Score

Starring: Jada Fire, Roxy Reynolds, Laurie Vargas, Cherokee D'Ass, Diamond Starr

Review brief: This release from the Score Group is about 2 years old, but I seen that Diamond Starr was in it and it was just a shot in the dark. She was a real cutie but she was here today gone tomorrow. The whole cast of this one is solid, Roxy Reynolds, Cherokee, Jada Fire, Laurie Vargas and the aforementioned Diamond. There is no real rhyme or reason to the scenes, they all seem just to be pulled off of the Score Group large reservoir of websites. I'll say one thing they put 20 minutes of trailers on here, so if you have an idea of getting something else from them it is well represented here. There is also a long "come join the crew" vignette by the awesomely racked Gianna to get other women to come join Score. She has lost a little weight since this was shot but to me Gianna was at her perfect fighting weight here. Anyway the scenes aren't very long something like 15 minutes, maybe slightly more including the tease footage. So if the reviews are short, so were the scenes my friend. So it goes..
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Boxcover for Battle Of the Bootys (Jules Jordan)
Battle Of the Bootys (Jules Jordan)

Release date: 6/11/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Starring: Cherokee, Aurora Snow, August, Pinky, Sinnamon Love, Olivia O'Lovely, Sandra Romain, Flower Tucci, Skyy Black, Rebeca Linares, Chyanne Jacobs, Roxy Reynolds, Lorena Sanchez, Beauty Dior, Ricki White, Britney Stevens, Aurora Jolie
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe

Review brief: What can you say about Alexander Devoe he won't say about himself!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I joke I joke I kid I kid!!!!!!!!!! Well this here is a comp of some of his tandem scenes with chicks of the big ass community. Battle of the Bootys has some of the thickest women to ever grace his flicks from his series like Dynamic Booty, Deep In Latin Cheeks, Phat Ass White Booty and Wet Juicy Asses. I have to say this is a hell of a collection. And the list of stars is incredible. With 6 scenes and one bonus scene there is nothing here to dislike........................well Brian Pumper is in one of the scenes and the line up of women he had and he still couldn't produce was sad but Sinnamon Love Aurora Jolie and Flower Tucci still looked hot as hell!!!!!!!!!! Its also nice to see the now retired Olicia O Lovely with the not retired and still bringing the house down Rebecca Linares. Cherokee and Beauty in the same scene, asstacular goodness. Roxy Reynolds and the whorish Britney Stevens.
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Lex Steele XXX 11

Release date: 5/14/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Lexington Steele, Trina Michaels, Marco Banderas, Nyomi Banxxx, C.J. Wright, Alexis Texas, Sarah Vandella, Gena Eve

Review brief: I said it b4 and I'll say it again, it seems as if Lex has been on a mission lately. This film is no different. A Smoking cast and hot scenes really drove this flick. Let's get to the problems 1st. Okay Alexix Texas scene with Crooked Mouth Schwarzenegger was in a previous movie, as you can tell Alexis had the mondo ass here, now she has a mini mondo. Nyomi Banxxx's scene with again Crooked Mouth Schwarzenegger (Marco) and CJ wright was a bore too. But it was saved by Nyomi's awe inspiring ass. The problem was Cj was in about 3 minutes of the actual fucking. THen Marco just wasn't energized to bring Nyomi to the heights I know that she is capable of. Shit pick up Black Mommas form Elegant Angel or Black Ass Addiction 4, she is a sexual dynamo with an ass from hells' gates itself. Being Alexis scene was earlier in her career the energy you see her with now is no where to be found and Marco is just lame in the scene. Don't mean to be coming down hard on the brother, but he has 2 do bette
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Real Wife Stories 4

Release date: 6/11/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Billy Glide, Randy Spears, Christian XXX, Violet, Shay Sights, August, Chris Johnson, Ricki Raxxx, Mikey Butders, Charles Dera, Holly West, Jordan Ash, Keiran Lee, Phoenix Marie, Madelyn Marie, Kylee Strutt, Diamond Kitty

Review brief: Brazzers since joining JJV has cranked out a lot of hot films. Sucks to say this is not one of them. Real Wife Stories 4 is usually the story of a wife either swapping of fucking someone other than her hubby. I think its just a good idea to stay away from this one though people. Its really hard watching a boring porn movie, its even harder trying to review it. I mean don't get me wrong the chicks are fucking smoking. August is sexy as she has ever been, Phoenix Marie is off the hook as always, and the scene with Kylee Strut was okay, but as a whole damn this was a snore. Especially with the line up of women which is what brought me into it, you expect a hot scene one after the other. Wrong. You get flashes here and there. Even Phoenix Marie's beautiful bouncy ass couldn't save this one. I found myself nodding out like a heroin addict most of the time, r fast forwarding hoping the action would some how pick up. Shit even some of the set ups were hot and got you to thinking.
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Breast Seller 6

Release date: 6/23/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: 3rd Degree

Starring: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis, Julia Ann, Jada Fire, Mick Blue, Brittney Skye, Lanny Barbie, Stacy Silver, Jane Darling, Nikki Benz, Melissa Lauren, Mia Bangg, Lisa Sparxxx, Sammie Rhodes, James Deen, Brooke Haven, Vida Valentine, Amy Ried, Joanna Angel, Marco Banderas, Whitney Stevens

Review brief: Another day another compilation from 3rd Degree. Breast Seller 6 is a 25 scene comp that features alot of big breasted stars from now and a few years ago. This is not in the same league as the last comp I got from them in Swap Meet 2. While this was a titty movie it really wasn't the focus it seems. A lot of the times if it wasn't in the title you could have named this flick anything and it would just be a plain ol gonzo movie. Now I'm not saying that this was a bad flick, its just that there are waaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too many bj scenes, and the sex scenes are waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too short. You can barely get a handle of the scene b4 it is over. Blink on scene 1 and you're on scene 2 or 3 already. That said there area few stand out scenes. Even though just a bj scene, Mia Bangg has always been incredible to me. She is sorely missed in the adult film game right now. Her awesome body (that ass was magic) and her high energy performances were the stuff of legend. Here is the line up of scene
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Boxcover for Mike John's Peep Show 3
Mike John's Peep Show 3

Release date: 6/4/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Starring: Sean Michaels, Erik Everhard, Toni Ribas, Avy Scott, Steven French, James Deen, Evie Delatosso, Jessica Bangkok, Marie McCray, Asa Akira, Dia Zerva, London Keyes
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: I'm just catching on to Mike Johns flicks. I must say I'm pissed off!!! What the hell have I been doing. I guess spending way too much time on movies I had no business watching because Mike J is the shit!!!!!!!!! From what I have seen he excels in something I really go for, hot movies!!! Also his BTS segments are always action packed and like I said b4 he is just a few steps behind Chris Streams in that department. The cast list here is outstanding beginning with my Asian crush Asa Akira who has taken the place in my heart that Jandi Lin left when she exited the business. Never got the chance to see the 2 together which would have been an instant pick up for me. Dia Zerva who I just saw the other day in Elastic Assholes 8 and she blew me away so it is great that I get to see her again so damn soon. As well as Evie Delatosso and a returning Avy Scott who is just as sexy as I remember her being. We round things out with London Keyes, Marie McCray and Jessica Bangkok.
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Boxcover for Battle Of the Asses
Battle Of the Asses

Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 7/9/2009

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Cherokee, Pinky, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Marco Banderas, Ava Rose, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas, Kelly Divine
Directed by: Sam No

Review brief: When I seen the cover of Battle Of The Asses all I could think was "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETSSS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Such an assy cover should be illegal in most states. This is a movie that is impossible to resist. Just seeing Ava and Alexis standing there was enough to send someone into shock. Now I must admit I was a little disappointed that Ava and Alexis were not in the same scene. I felt I was led to believe that they were due to the cover. But who cries over spilled ass.......................... I mean milk anymore. Excuse me. Let's not put all the focus on the A Team lets get to the other players. Kelly Devine, Pinky and Cherokee, and a returning Rachel Starr!!! I have to say this is the hottest movie I have seen this year. Not just because of the cast but because Sam No/Mason does an outstanding job at shooting such a flick. I usually think tease sequences go a little long but not with her. Noooo way!!
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Elastic Assholes 8

Release date: 6/15/2009
Reviewed on: 7/8/2009

Studio: Jules Jordan Video

Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Lexi Love, Kristina Rose, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale, Holly Fox, Dia Zerva
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: The title isn't all that appealing but the action is people!!! I have to say Jules Jordan has picked up a quality list of directors, better than probably anyone in the business. Elastic Assholes 8 is a near perfect movie. Each scene is shot well, no real dark spots like a few other movies I've peeped lately and each girl really puts her ass in to the scene, pun intended!!! Kristina Rose is well on her way to becoming an anal queen. She seems to really get after it nowadays. But honestly I was just enamored with Lexi Love. She is just sexy as hell to me and I'd love to get a little sexi with Lexi time in the future (pass the cheese please). Dia Zerva also gave a great accounting of herself here. I can't really say anything detrimental about the movie, except maybe add some extra scenes shit I don't know. Maybe I should add that half a point back!!
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Boxcover for Busty Cops on Patrol
Busty Cops on Patrol

Release date: 5/31/2009
Reviewed on: 7/8/2009

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Shyla Stylez, L.T., Gianna Michaels, Anthony Rosano, Alec Knight, James Deen, Charley Chase, Claire Dames, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: I said b4 and I'll say it again, I am a complete sucker 4 a hot boxcover. It happened here too. Gianna and Shyla, on the same box!!!? Someone get the defibrillator, restart the kid!!!!! Busty Cops has a vignette/Cops feel, only.........................BUSTY!!!! The whole cast is a stellar work of art. Claire Dames, Charley Chase, Jada Fire, and Kagney Linn Karter all blew me away. Its getting to the point where EA is doing very little wrong nowadays. I have to admit I don't really like looking at the "story" parts of porn, if I wanted a story I'd watch The Postman or American Gangster. I like my porn more like a Michael Bay movie................story, what fucking story BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, ACTION, CRASH!!!!!!!! SLAMFUCK!!!!!!!!! Hmmmmmmmm, don't think the last one goes with Bay but you get my point. But with these females I could watch them re-enact Fried Green Tomatoes and sit through it without nodding off. And Gianna and Charley in the same scene, helllllllooooooooooo nurse!!!!!!!!!
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Boxcover for Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3: Latin Edition
Swimsuit Calendar Girls 3: Latin Edition

Release date: 6/9/2009
Reviewed on: 7/7/2009

Studio: Elegant Angel

Starring: Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, Rebeca Linares, Charley Chase, Evie Delatosso, Kristina Rose, Mariah Milano
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: I am a sucker for a hot chick on a box cover. Way too often I look at the cover of a movie and b4 long I'm picking it up and exiting stage left. More times than I'd like to remember I get bit in the ass for it. Advice to consumers not all big ass leads to a good big ass movie. Pardon my tangent, but when I seen that Mariah (who was one of my faves form back in the day) was on the cover of the new SSCG flick it was a no brainer and I can say with all confidence it was a definite score this time. It is rare for a movie not to have any let down moments in it, but that is what you get here. The movie is a top notch effort all the way through. The cast is spectacular with my current crush Charley Chase leading the way. Okay I have a new crush every 5 minutes sue me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Rebecca Linares, Mariah, Evie, and Kristina "time for an IR scene" Rose also deliver stellar performances. An all latin edition nonetheless (I can cast the next one if EA is interested), a strong movie.
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Big Butt Bachelor Party 2

Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: India, Angel Cummings, Cuntre Pipes, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Deep Threat, Kelly Starr, Janae Foxx, Jon Jon, Mya G., Prodigy X, Ethan Hunt, D. Snoop, Stacy Adams, Mariah Kakes, Mahogany Bliss, Allmond, Aryana Adin, Vanilla Red, Couture Strong, G. Wright
Directed by: Tony Flush

Review brief: This is the sequel to a movie I rather enjoyed Big Butt Bachelor Party. After seeing this I realized why I enjoyed the 1st one, it was thought out. This shit here is just stupid to tell you the truth. I swear sometimes people, studios, directors should just make gonzo movies. They go to the well once too often and things like this mess happen. See its not that all the sex scenes are bad, its just kinda dull as a movie. I gave it a 3 because there are a few good scenes. Strangely the one I most wanted to see initially was one of the more boring ones with Vanilla Red and Allmond. The guys in the scene seemed to not really give a fuck especially that dude on the right side of the screen with all the tats. I mean I thought this shit was weekend at Bernie's cuz this summbitch was dead as hell. It seemed like the girls wanted to get down but it was just ehhhhhhhhh the whole time. Also Ethan Hunt played a complete spazz the entire time. He's like a frantic kid with ADD.
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Pole Position 9 (Mercenary Pictures)

Release date: 5/28/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Lexington Steele, Flower Tucci, Rebeca Linares, Cherokee D'Ass, Sarah Vandella, Janet Mason

Review brief: Pole Positons is Lex Steeles POV line. He has lined up an all star cast here. I am interested to see if Flower Tucci can still bring it as I don't see her as much any more. My new favorite slim, bubble ass girl is in this as well Rebecca Linares. I try to catch all she does now because she is such and awesome lady to watch. Janet Mason one of my milf crushes (her and Lisa Ann ................ could you imagine them in the same scene!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and she is just stunning here. I've heard of Sara Vandella b4 but never seen her perform. This movie really delivered the only problem I had with it was the fact that he re-used the Cherokee D'Ass scene. It was in Black Reign b4. I mean it was a hot scene but if you own that edition of Black Reign it feels like a waste of space really. Also in the BTS which is only Lex talking to the camera in his office on different days (would have liked to heave heard from the ladies) Lex said he is bringing back his "Heavy Metal" series.
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Fresh Out the Box 12

Release date: 3/26/2009
Reviewed on: 6/25/2009

Studio: Mercenary Pictures

Starring: Lexington Steele, Blu Diamond, Heather Huntley, Persia Pele, Tara Lynn Foxx, Cali Couture

Review brief: Fresh Out The Box 12 is another entry into the newbie series from Lex Steele and his Mercenary Pictures. The girls are fairly new and fairly young as well. Some have to be fresh outta high school. Blu Diamond (the only black girl in the movie) is just 18. Now I have seen Blu do a DP in an Alexander Devoe movie (who is now on my no list for movies to pick up since he says now that Wesley Pipes is out of jail he will begin to cast him in his movies as he is already doing). When I was 18 girls weren't even doing anal, hell most weren't down with a bj, now 18 year olds are nastier than the older ladies. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Any way most of the scenes are hot with all of the girls having great energy. To me though there is a stand out and that is Tara Lynn Foxx. It has been a long time since a new chick just really had the eye that she really loved her job, but TLF is the absolute truth. She took all Lex had to give and wanted more. It is the 1st scene on the disc and it is a barn burner.
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Too Small To Take It All (3rd Degree)

Release date: 6/2/2009
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009

Studio: 3rd Degree

Starring: Chris Charming, Steve Holmes, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Rebeca Linares, Lexi Belle, Shawna Lenee, Crista Moore, Asa Akira, Tanner Mayes
Directed by: Danny Case

Review brief: Too Small To Take It All is a really good flick by 3rd Degree. The premise is the girls have to be a certain height (5'2 or under) and a certain weight (105 pounds or less) to take on the big fellas. My favorite Blazin Asian Asa Akira happens to be a little over the weight limit (110 pounds) but even the director ain't give a fuck. Rebecca Linares also burns the screen up in another scorching performance. Honestly all of the girls go all out in their scenes. I think the interviews ran a little long, but I can be a straight to the action kind of guy sometimes. I mean when Rebecca is on screen do you want to see her get talked to and stand on some bullshit scale or do you want to see her doing that damn thing she does??!! Don't worry I'll wait ....................................... EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well people this is how I saw this one:
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Swap Meat 2 (3rd Degree)

Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 6/24/2009

Studio: 3rd Degree

Starring: Gianna Michaels, Renee Pornero, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Sarah Blue, Claudia Rossi, Nikki Sun, Sharka Blue, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven, Monica Mattos, Jenna Presley, Haley Paige, Veronica Da Souza, AnnMarie Rios

Review brief: Swap Meat 2 is a compilation flick by the good folks over at 3rd Degree. By the name you can guess its a cum swapping flick. It has a stellar cast with a mix of American, Brazilian, and Euro chicks who all really throw down. Most of the scenes are from the "Share The Load" series. It has 17 scenes, that is the good and the bad part. All the scenes are just pieces of said scene. This is usually what upsets me about 3rd Degree comps, right when the action is picking up it is the end of the scene. Hell some scenes are so short if you blink you might miss it. I picked up Zero Tolerances' Pig Latin awhile back and it had the full scenes of some of the hottest Latin women around. I reviewed just click my name and look 4 it. It seems or maybe I'm buggin out that 3rd Degree, Zero Tolerance, and Black Ice are all under the same umbrella so why just a portion of the scenes. That is the major problem with this movie. I still scored it high because what was here was really hot.
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Smothered In Ass 2

Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 6/16/2009

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Rock The Icon, Joei Deluxxx, Allmond, Vanilla Red, Brownii Treatz, Shonta Cashay
Directed by: Lee G.

Review brief: I was apprehensive about this title because of the cover. The girl on the cover is a big lady named Shonta Cashay. Now b4 you get all in a huff, I like big girls. Check my review for the CJ Wright joint which I really dug. Its just it wasn't the most flattering picture with her sitting on some guys head. Strangely she had a nice scene though. This is for lovers of thicker women though. If you're into the skinny thin types you might want to skip this one. Vanilla Red is one of my favorite performers at the moment. The set ups are straight forward with a tease and then right into the sex. Some scenes are just too boring though. But Joei Deluxxx turns in another hot ass scene. She is really fucking her ass off lately!!!! Well people here are the facts:
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Let Off In Me 6

Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 6/16/2009

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Brooke Taylor, Ethan Hunt, Ice Cold, Toni Sweets, Melody Nakai, Joei Deluxxx, Allmond
Directed by: Dawayne Dane

Review brief: Yes folks another DVD review from the people over at Black Ice. This is part 6 of the Let Off In Me series. Its an internal pop movie that has its good points and bad points as well. The action is pretty good. Its just that the skits they use to set up the scene are pretty boring, generic, and not well executed or thought out. The girls are some of the sexiest in ebony porn at the time. Toni Sweets, Joei Deluxxx, Melody Nakai, Absolute Starr, and Allmond all put on better than average performances. Sometimes the scenes run a little long and the action suffers as the positions are repeated way too many times. I guess I would call this a rental unless you're a fan of the ladies, then its a definite buy.
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Big Ass Fixation 4

Release date: 4/23/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures

Starring: Tom Byron, Lisa Sparxxx, Sara Jay, Ava Rose, Austin Taylor, Miss Lady, Leenuh Rae
Directed by: Tom Byron

Review brief: Never really gave Tom Byron flicks a second look until I scene Sara Jay on the cover here. This was a really strong effort. Makes me wonder who the hell was in the previous 3 volumes!!!!!!!!! Ava Rose and her now tremendous ass(WOW where the hell did it come from) is on deck here as well. Here is what I saw:
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Big Butts Like It Big 3

Release date: 5/11/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009

Studio: Brazzers

Starring: Jerry, Felony, Ana Nova, Angel Dark, Ricki White, Britney Stevens, Mikey Butders, Bobbi Starr, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Leny Ewil, Keiran Lee, Phoenix Marie

Review brief: Big Butts Like It Big is the best series from the Brazzers folks(Until they put out the Big Wet Butts Series..................HELL YA'LL WAITING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Well more set up's here that I ain't watch. Alot of this stuff I have seen online already, but you can't go wrong with the 1st scene with Ricki White and Phoenix Marie in the Saw rip off, hottest scene I've seen in a long time. Not doing the set ups(maybe briefly) but this was the better by leaps and bounds than part 2.
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Black Azz Orgy 5

Release date: 5/5/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009

Studio: Black Ice

Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Janae Foxx, Ethan Hunt, Ice Cold, Sole Dior, Lickable Stylez, Lailonni Ballixxx, Joei Deluxxx, Phylisha Stone, Allmond, Vanilla Red, Ballilixxx, Brownii Treatz, Summer Pleazure
Directed by: Dawayne Dane

Review brief: Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really though about ending the review here. Just damn, and keep it moving. But Black Azz Orgy 5 is the absolute shiznittlesbam snip zap zap(Half Baked fans get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) The oil orgy was just too much for my heart to take. I had a stroke(tee hee) while watching it. Again like part 4 there is a Big Ass Orgy and a Medium Ass Orgy. While the Medium Orgy is a ban burner, the big ass orgy stole the show. Can't put it all into details but damn was this a hot ass flick. Evasive Angles used to have it on lock when it came to black on black orgies. If Black Ice keeps this up(and not that bullshit ass ADA The Orgy shit they did last time) they will soon wear the crown.)
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