Christian Dark's Movie Reviews (215 - page 3)
Release date: 12/28/2009
Reviewed on: 2/22/2010
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Jerry, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Kimberly Kane, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, James Deen, Charley Chase, Adrianna Nicole, Kaci Starr, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Bobbi Starr, Alexa Jordan, Andy San Dimas, Missy Stone, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale, Bella Moretti, Katie St. Ives, Kimora Klein
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I'm really not a fan of blowjob movies. I am a fan of multiple women in a scene though. But I really don't like bj movies. I am a fan of Belladonna though. You see the problem I'm having here? Ok on with it: this is a marginal release for me. You really have to be in the mood to watch a bj flick to like this one. I watched it twice. Once when I had nothing to do, and again when I wanted to watch it. 1st time I was going to give this flick a 1 star rating. I was just bored with it. I stopped and started it, and stopped and started it, and stopped and started it. The other day I really watched it and it wasn't great but it wasn't bad either. The one huge problem I had with this one was the fact that Belladonna (who I think gives the most awe inspiring bj's in the world) isn't even in the movie. Personal gripe time: Bella has kinda disappointed me with her lack of performances in her movies as of late. She'll do a movie based on something she's incredible at and not be in the actual movie
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Release date: 1/12/2010
Reviewed on: 2/12/2010
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Crystal Starr, Cuntre Pipes, Chyna, Prince Yahshua, Nat Turnher, Ethan Hunt, Destiny Lane, Jaslin Diaz, Melody Nakai, Riyanna Skie, Carla Chillz
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Black Ice is usually good for an all black orgy movie. They have some pretty strong hits. Balanced out by some really strong misses. And this one I hate to say is the latter. I don't know what is was. I mean the girls were all newbies other than Jaslin Diaz (Monica Morales) and Melody Nakai. Both who I have seen burn up a set before and left the entire thing smoldering. Now there are a couple of girls who catch your eye, Destiny Lane has a great ass, Crystal Starr isn't bad either. Its just the fact that no one gives a scene stealing performance. I mean I actually got up and walked away from the movie at one point because it was so unappealing.
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Release date: 11/10/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Sean Michaels, Wesley Pipes, Prince Yahshua, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Melrose Foxxx, Luxury, Ms. Platinum, Ice Cold, Destiny Day, Bella Moretti, Melody Nakai, Lacy Green, Stacey Sweets, Alix Amillion
Directed by: Dynomite Dolomite
Review brief: Well I have followed the Black Ice black azz orgy line for some time now. Sometimes its a homerun, others its a strikeout. The girls are usually hot and put on a hell of a performance. The problem here is simple though. Wesley Pipes!!! WTF are you directors thinking?? I mean nobody wants to hear this dude run his mouth all scene long. I mean he never shuts up. Never. I had a movie with WP in it and played A game with my friends. We'd fast forward the movie and whenever someone hit play we'd take a drink. There was not a sober person in the house!!!!!!!!!!! I mean he talked every second of the scene and if the girl doesn't talk back he talks more, "Yeah bitch I'm talking to you, huh, yeah!!" And he makes sounds like something is stuck in his throat. Besides him, there is no cast list to tell which girl is which. U have no idea who you should look out for in the future as far as the girls. Allow me to continue my commentary:
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Release date: 10/26/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Erik Everhard, Jessica Moore, Chayse Evans, Cecilia Vega, Madison Parker, Larissa Dee
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: Lisa Ann and her incredible age defying body and a santa outfit.............................................. do I really have to say anything else. The scene selection screen is a bit shady. Its lined up left to right, but that isn't the order of the scenes though. Anyway the anal here is always rocking and Cecilia Vega, Chayse Evans, and Jessica Moore doing anal, with Lisa Ann, bingo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 11/16/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Lexington Steele, Gianna Michaels, James Deen, Joe Blow, Chris Strokes, Alia Janine, Evanni Solei, Catalina Taylor, Rosie De Luna, Codi Bryant
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Bottom line Gianna was on a boxcover that said Titty Sweat 2!!!!!!! Any questions whether you pick this up or not??!! Thought not. One of the main things that makes the VVU lines hot is the POV extras. Its always hot, problem with this one is that there is no Gianna POV!! What the hell Vince. Beautiful girls throughout. The scene selection function is off like hell not knowing which is 1st second or third or whatever is a bit upsetting. I did dig this movie though. I could have done without the long drawn out set ups(which I will not list here), but overall, hot flick. Here is what I saw:
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Release date: 11/23/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Rosebud
Starring: Lexington Steele, Flower Tucci, Anita Blue, Tory Lane, Claire Dames
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: I recall hearing Lex talking about bringing this series back to life in a BTS moment in one of his Mercenary flicks. Now I must say I went into this with the highest of hopes, maybe too high because even with the 4 star rating I gave it, it falls short of what I wanted in this movie. 1st of all its just 4 girls. 2nd the Anita Blue scene seems old as hell. 3rd the scenes seem really short with next to no tease footage. I mean Tory Lane deserves some sort of look at me footage. It just seems as if this movie was rushed into production. If you were expecting the title to be out of this world like the re-launching of the Impaler series, you will be mildly disappointed. With that said, Claire, Flower, and Tory put on hot if short scenes. Here is what I saw:
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Release date: 11/9/2009
Reviewed on: 11/29/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Vanessa Monet, Cassidy Clay, Stacie Lane, Angel Black, Bunny Knight, Evanni Solei
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: For I'd say the last 2 years maybe I've really enjoyed Alex Devoe's movies. He really was producing some high quality stuff. While he does continue to do high quality black films, in the last few months a certain motor mouthed pornstar has re-emerged on the scene. That being Wesley Pipes. Devoe has since begun to throw him into everything. Nothing has changed with him either. Still running his mouth and ruining scenes. To top things off, the girl I most wanted to see do anal in this film (Stacie Lane) is paired with the motor mouthed one and its the same ol' shit. Hell he's in 2 scenes the other being a DP. So not only is the fact that 2 guys are that close to each other in a scene, but this one is talking the whole time. He brought was could have been a great movie down considerably. Here is what I saw
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Release date: 8/11/2009
Reviewed on: 9/10/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Mark Anthony, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Fabiane Thompson, Melissa Pitanga, Camily, Agatha Moreno, Marcellinha Moraes
Directed by: Da Booty Man
Review brief: Black Ice has a few hit or miss movies. One thing they consistently hit with is their Brazilian lines. Always a homerun!!!!!!!! This one here is no different. All of the girls are beautiful, and perform like there is no camera in the room. I love Brazilian movies, I feel I am always guaranteed a great time and that is exactly what I got here. No more yap, here is what happened:
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Release date: 7/20/2009
Reviewed on: 9/10/2009
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Layla Rivera, Trina Michaels, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Whitney Fears, Crista Moore, Rhiannon Alize
Review brief: I can't lie, I picked up Big Tit Brotha Lovers 16 for Trina Michaels and Trina Michaels only. So I cannot tell you how upset I was with the scene that was put forth here. They completely wasted a woman with such immense talent. I couldn't figure out what the hell they were thinking. 2 positions and no anal??!! WTF!!?? The other girls were good but I was expecting more for Ms Michaels. To be truthful the best thing about this flick is the fact that Layla Rivera had her pop shot lost in editing and to make up for it, they put in this awesome Charley Chase blowjob that pushed this movie to the rating it got. If you're a Trina Michaels fan this ain't for you, but it was a pretty good movie anyway. This is what I saw:
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Release date: 3/11/2008
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Bone Digital
Starring: Jada Fire, Sinnamon Love, Boz, Candice Nicole, Melrose Foxxx, Stacy Adams
Directed by: Jonalungus
Review brief: Man, BOZ has not been with a black girl since the Slayer days. So it was nice to see him with some really hot sistas 4 a change and not have to deal with the incessant "nigger" talk they usually do with him. THis is probably the hottest movie BD has ever done, and while it is not brand new it holds up. Damn shame there has never beena part 2. Sinnamon love, Jada Fire, Candice Nicole, Stacy Adams and the absolute cute as a button Melrose Foxx are burn this flick to ashes. And i'll bee damned if Sinn didn't set this muth fucka off righteously!!!!!!!! Bookmarked by legends this is a great effort.
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Release date: 8/13/2009
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Vince Vouyer Unleashed
Starring: Sean Michaels, Lexington Steele, Shyla Stylez, Charlie Macc, Jon Jon, Kiera King, Katie St. Ives, Mandy Sweet, Missy Woods, Ashton Pierce
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Vince Voyeur Unleashed I guess the harder edge of Voyeur Media. This is another strong effort from Vince himself. Kiera King takes Kex in the ass 4 her 1st anal, and its awesome. Such a small girl getting reamed the way she did was crazy to see. Also Shyla Stylez turns in another barn burner of a scene. Black Listed is about talking to the girls about how doing interracial affects a career. The girls are clearly all for but it interesting to hear how the black males feel about it. I really enjoyed the action of the scenes throughout. Plus you get the POV alley in the extras which there are whole POV scenes with all the girls. This movie is stacked.
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Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Nat Turnher, Carlo, Aryana Starr, Asante Stone, Nena Linda, Angelina Castro, Angelina Stoli, Lexi Sasha
Directed by: Josh Stone
Review brief: One of the strongest parts of Josh Stone's flicks is the atmosphere. He really takes you to Miami. I remember my trips there and this movie really brought me back there. It was one of the reasons i enjoyed it so damn much. Thiis is one of the best movies I've seen all year!!!!!!! The women are gorgeous and their bodies are the business. Angelina Castro steals the show here though. Her performance spans damn near an entire hour. Damn the intros this is how I saw it:
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Release date: 6/23/2009
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Barbara, Carol, Raissa, Justin Slayer, Nat Turnher, Melissa Pitanga, Fernanda Hot, Nathaly Bueno
Directed by: Nat Turnher
Review brief: Brazil, where dreams come true like a mutha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The JSI crew head down there 4 Nat Turnher's second foray into direction with Phuck Girl 2. He does a hell of a job too. The girls are gorgeous and energetic. The Barbara and Raissa scene turns into a 2 on 2 monster romp between the girls and Nat and Slayer just jumps the hell in!!!!!!!! I don't want to talk much about it let's get to the review.
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Release date: 6/16/2009
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Savannah, Victoria Secret, Karla Lane, C.J. Wright, Star Shine, Tasha Starzz
Directed by: CJ Wright
Review brief: Cj Wright does the best BBW flicks on the market. Its because of his flicks that I checked out other big girl movies. sadly they don't match the enthusiasm of Cj. I have to admit, this was the best BBW movie I have ever seen. The girls were sexy, they performed well and took all CJ had to offer and more. The movie is over 3 hours long, with a few marathon scenes and another fight club scene, which is the only reason this movie did not get 5 stars. I need more from those scenes than just oil wrestling, and things of that nature. I really would have loved a payoff to the scene but there is none. Tasha Starzz is gorgeous as is Savannah. Victoria Secrets can do no wrong in my book. And Red who I 1st seen in Red WHite and Beautiful also has a hot scene. I gotta admit when I 1st find out what CJ was going to do directorial wise I scoffed, like nobody wants to see that shit. But when well done like this is, everyone SHOULD want to see this shit!!
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Release date: 8/13/2009
Reviewed on: 9/9/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Leslie, Victoria Secret, Karla Lane, Lizz, C.J. Wright, Diamond White
Directed by: CJ Wright
Review brief: Cj Wright has found his niche in the BBW world. Other people who do BBW work seem to make a joke of the woman. Or name it something silly, and base it on food. Its more "spectacle" than anything else. CJ REALLY likes big girls and it shows in the performances. He worships the ladies during the scene, and it usually produces hot results. This one is a step down in terms of what I have seen b4 from him. Not a huge step down but it is noticeable. Overnight Success has just 4 scenes and one of those scenes is a "BBW Fight Club " scene that has no sex in it. Its just the girls wrestling and that is it. A littel oil gets involved but there is no real payoff. Big Lizz is a big girl with a ton of ass, but her scene is way too short and just one position. I think this flick seemed kind of rushed but there are parts that I as a big girl lover myself enjoyed very much. This was not CJ's brightest hour but it was a good flick.
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Release date: 6/25/2009
Reviewed on: 9/8/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Sandra Romain, Amber Peach, Flower Tucci, Brianna Love, Luscious Lopez, Devon Lee, Marco Banderas, Aurora Jolie, Katja Kassin, Emma Cummings
Review brief: In the compilation department to me Lex is 2 for 2. Make it 3 for 3 with this one. Brianna Love is my fave and I hope she comes back. This movie is full of superstars and they cinge the screen from beginning to the end. No weak scenes at all. I loved this flick, and could and probably will watch it all day. Here is the cast list:
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Release date: 8/13/2009
Reviewed on: 9/8/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Destiny Summers, Candace Von, Baby Cakes, Stacy Adams
Review brief: After viewing his 1st compilation I was geeked to see what he did for an encore. LLBBT is a tour deforce of the highest caliber. I have been hearing about the scene with Carmen Hayes from Black Reign 2 for the longest, and after seeing it here I mst say DIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! This was Carmen at her peak, thick as 6 year old milk and her performance was to die 4. I loved this compilation, here is the scene list.
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Release date: 6/18/2009
Reviewed on: 9/8/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Pinky, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Roxy Reynolds, Marco Banderas, Aurora Jolie, Mya G., Donna Red, Cherokee D'Ass
Review brief: I was not aware that Lex put out compilations. this is a stellar production by him too. Some scenes I already have and some I have always wanted. This is what I would want all compilations to be. Long scenes and strong action. I think Roxy stole the show though. She seems to have left the game though as I don't see her much anymore. Sydnee Capri also puts on a damn show 4 the camera. Pinky, Beauty, Cherokee, Donna Red, and Nicara round out the list of a stellar cast of hot scenes.
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Release date: 8/5/2009
Reviewed on: 9/8/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Mayara Rodrigues, Justin Slayer, Fabiane Thompson, Nat Turnher, Monica Santhiago, Raica, Asante Stone, Angelina Castro, Fernanda Hot
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: Okay I think its safe to say I love Brazilian chicks. I make it a point to tell my lady all the time if I ever go to Brazil on vacation she might as well move on with her life because I ain't coming back. To this day I have not bee so I live vicariously through guys like Justin Slayer and all the others who are lucky enough to go to Brazil and sex the baddest chicks in the world. In Mami Culo Grande 7 he continues the charge with a lot of women I am not familiar with but 1 that I am definetly familiar with. That being Monica Santiago. I'm liable to make this whole damn thing about her because she is just that damn awesome a woman and performer. Her tease footage alone was worth the price of admission. Also I have been turned on to another young lady named Angelina Castro. WOW!!!!!!!!! What a woman, her body is a thick girl lovers dream. Curves all over the place. Fernanda Hot, Fabiane Thompson, Mayara and Raica round out an all star cast of extreme performances. No anal but still hot!!
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Release date: 8/25/2009
Reviewed on: 9/8/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Cherokee, Devlin Weed, Pinky, Brian Pumper, Angel Eyes, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Jazmine Cashmere, Rico Strong, Nathan Threat, Suckable, Roxy Reynolds, Kelly Starr, Beauty Dior, Misti Love, Thunder Katt, Ethan Hunt, Pleasure Unique, Telicious, Ms. Juicy
Review brief: I usually enjoy the Biggest Blackest Orgies series if u check my other reviews. This one howerver is very lackluster. Truthfully I don't even think it is worth reviewing. In previous entries they gave u the cast list of the women in the scene and this time its just "All Star Cast". I've seen 2 of the scenes already the second scene was in "Pinky vs Cherokee" and the 3rd is from Black Azz Orgy 4. The 1st scene is a big girl orgy that was just uninspired all the way through. I recognized one girl in that scene and that was Thunderkatt. I can honestly say that this was the 1st and the last time I'll watch this flick. Into the "yeah you can have that one" bin it goes. Now the 2nd scene is pretty good but since I already have seen and owned it, nit was just ehh to me. The scene has one of my faves Jazmine Cashmere and she puts on 1 hell of a performance,Pinky as well. But I seen Mone Devine take a pop shot but never seen her in the scene. Listen I can't tell u guys what to do, but skip it.
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Release date: 7/30/2009
Reviewed on: 8/13/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Lisa Ann, Jerry, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, James Deen, Jenny Hendrix, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Sarah Vandella, Chris Strokes, Phoenix Marie
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: Here is some truth that was even shocking to me. I have not seen an entire Ass Worship since I bought #6!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the 1st double disc I had ever had. I was happy to see some black chicks in it, only other black chick ever in an Ass Worship was Ayana Angel in part 4 I believe. Gotta check my archives. I seen a few scenes from the other movies online, I was just never driven to pick up another Ass Worship movie. After the debacle that was Weapons Of Ass Destruction 6 I was leery about this one as well. Seeing that Alexis Texas was doing anal again is a plus (even though A, she has lost some of that awesome ass she had, and B, its with that damn Mr Pete again). I have really grown to like Kristina Rose lately with her Courtney Devine looking ass. Lisa Ann is probably my favorite milf right now her body is a sin if I have ever seen one, and its like brand new every time that I see it!!! Phoenix Marie is hot as hell too, her ass is a beautiful sight every time I get to see it!!!
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Release date: 6/24/2008
Reviewed on: 8/13/2009
Studio: Score
Starring: Raven, Jasmine, Xena, Pinky, Sweet Sinsacion
Review brief: I seen the trailer to this one on a Score movie I already peeped and thought hell it looks hotter than the one I already had!!!!!!!!!!! The mission here if you choose to accept it is to find a point in this movie where you could really get off to it!!!!!!!!!!! It never really did the job for me. Mainly the camera work was shitty. It seemed to be a loop sometimes because the shots never really changed. Also there are only 3 scenes in the movie along with the boot camp theme that they did like once and that was it. Never really no end to it or really a fucking point to what was going on. Better to just use the fatigues and let the girls just fuck. No need to set up some type of storyline and just never take it anywhere. There is a training scene in the movie but it really isn't arousing much. Its a damn shame too because these are some really nice asses here. Unless you're an ebony porn guy like me the only one you'll recognize is the ass heavy Pinky!! But There are a some hot chicks!!!
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Release date: 8/4/2009
Reviewed on: 8/11/2009
Studio: Your Choice
Starring: Aurora, Alisha Lane, Annette Schwarz
Directed by: Annette Schwarz
Review brief: I loved Annette Schwarz!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was a performer I could always count on to deliver a hot scene. In her American releases she upped the ante like no one b4, maybe even Belladonna. SHe was tall, and had a killer ass. She fucked like she was running out of time. When she left America and left our eyes it was a loss of epic proportions (especially since Sandra Romain left around that same time). SO when I seen that she had her own movie from back in her native country I was excited. All was not lost. More Annette, more of one of the most dynamic performers of my time..........................................................well be careful what you wish for. This is Annette unhinged people. Doing all the shit she couldn't do here. This is going to be a short review because some of the shit here A, I'm not sure if its legal, and B some shit you have to see for yourself. I can say while I do really like Annette this movie was a bit much for me. I'm not really a gangbang kind of guy.
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Release date: 8/4/2009
Reviewed on: 8/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Mya, Gianna Michaels, Rico Strong, Austin Taylor, Ethan Hunt, J. Strokes, Leenuh Rae, Nikkie Vixon
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: A brand new series from the folks over at Black Ice. They do a black version of this very same movie and that series isn't bad. Seeing that they open this series up with Gianna on the cover how could yo go wrong. The female cast is absolutely stellar. Every last girl has an ass to die for. Gianna I have noticed though has lost a lot of weight. Message to Gianna STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't mess with perfection. Her tits aren't as full, and her ass isn't as plump as it used to be but she is still hot nonetheless. Don't worry though party people the ass wagon is still full thanks to the like of Nikkie Vixon, Leenuh Rae, Austin Taylor and Mya. There are absolutely no complaints from me on the female end. On the male end............................well that's another story. Gianna is paired up with Rico strong, seeing their scenes b4 though they have a good chemistry and really rock well together. J Strokes is hit or miss with me, but I really can't comment on that scene. It freezes up
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Release date: 7/28/2009
Reviewed on: 8/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: India, Honey, Stacey Sweet, Kato, Taylor Starr, King James, Misty Stone, Vanessa B., Prodigy X, Mariah Kakes, Lacy Green, Aryana Adin, Destiny Layne, Riyanna Skie, Coco Brown, Christina Copafeel, Brooklyn Carter, Dior Millian, Janea Jolie, Shawn Copafeel, Nasir, H. Boogie
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: Another kind of orgy flick from the people over at Black Ice. This one though is how do I say it...................................terrible. See the thing is the girls are nice looking, but never really get it going. Whoever owns Black Ice should have never let this flick see the light of day. I don't know much about the inner workings of adult films but I'd hope that someone had to watch a movie b4 it is put out under their banner. There is no way you could watch this movie and think it would be a good idea to release it. Maybe this is why Black Ice stopped including trailers. If you see what the movie is actually like there is no way you'd pick it up. This one is a real clunker form beginning to the boring end. Tony Flush (the director) is a disciple of my favorite director at the moment Chris Streams. No way he showed Chris thins hunk of shit b4 he released it. Thing is black erotica needed a movie like this. All new guys, all new girls, and damn near no one is worth remembering.
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