Christian Dark's Movie Reviews (215 - page 6)
Release date: 2/2/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Soon XXX Productions
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Shyla Haze, Cassidy Clay, Lucy Fire, Millian Blu, Kendra Secrets, Nilaya Brown
Review brief: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen some bad movie since I've started reviewing them. This is right up there. Only thing is these guys are just starting out I believe, so I don't want to discourage them. I just can't give them a pass though. They need to know this wasn't a good enough execution.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Heaven, Cuntre Pipes, Nathan Threat, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Ms. Goddess, Mya G., Rock The Icon, Ice Cold, Stacey Fuxx, Lailonni Ballixxx, Kim Treats, Mary J. Rydes, Kaylina Rose
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: All That Ass: The Orgy 7 is a huge step back from part 6. Part 6 wasn't blazing either but this was just bad. It had alot of c maybe D team females and it was really hard to get into. I seen Mya G who had been M.I.A for a while until Black Booty Worship 3 which I heard was incredible. But other than her I've never heard of any of these chicks but I figured hey all these chicks how can it be bad. Well easy really. Okay to make this seem like a long review I'll move on to what I hated about this flick.
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Release date: 5/26/2008
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Hundies
Starring: Carmen Hayes, Vida Valentine, Rayven Somorr, Millian Blu, Sandi Jackmon
Review brief: I picked up Ass Like That 6 for Milian Blu. To me she is the total package. Sexy, good performer, sexy voice, awesome body, the works. I got more than I bargained for because this was a really good flick. Its scenes all taken from the site of the same name. The biggest drawback is the director. For some reason he feels the need to remind them that this is "Ass Like That" or some girl has an "Ass Like That". He talks way too much. No one buys films to hear the director talk. Shut the hell up. There are a couple of video glitches too the colors mess up and the video jumps. Also there are some bad edits as you can see the video clearly jumps sometimes because they cut out parts that were online. Anyway its a hell of a lineup chick wise, and they all put they're all into it.
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Release date: 2/11/2009
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Brandon Iron, T.J. Cummings, Manuel Ferrara, Jake Malone, Sandra Romain, Heather Gables, Sara Jane, Annie Cruz, Adrianna Nicole, Lorelei Lee, Annette Schwarz, Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Jaelyn Fox
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Jake Malone is a sick fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in the Max Hardcore sick fuck kind of way, but in the "I really appreciate what he does" kind of way. Never have I seen films shot in such a way. That shit is not something you just do. Its a gift. Its the gift that keeps on giving. And this is what he was born to do. Supply the world with some of the hottest smut in the history of hottest smut. This is a comp of the greatest scenes from his "Fuck Slaves Series" and there is not a clunker in the bunch. Its a 2 disc release that gives you all you could ask for. The movies they are pulled from are more than likely already reviewed on the site so I'll give you the ladies, the tile of the flick and the star rating. If you look at what I gave the overall movie you can pretty much guess what each scene gets from me. Now bare in mind things get rough in this flick so if you are the squeamish type keep it moving this is not for you(even though if you watched it you'd love it.)
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Nadia Styles, Sabara, Cassidy Clay, Aryana Starr, Katie Cummings
Review brief: There aren't many good black POV lines. Hell there aren't many black POV lines period. But even if there was I'm sure this would still be top of the heap. Lex seems to really be on his game as of late(maybe it has to do with hooking back up with Jules Jordan for the Lex The Impaler line). Nightstick is a hot release to add to what has been a crazy series so far. The list of talent has been top notch and that continues here.
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Release date: 2/19/2009
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Tina Tyler, Lexington Steele, Carrie Ann, Totally Tabitha, C.J. Wright, Kendra Secrets, Janet Mason
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Lately I've been a milf-a-holic!!!!!!!!!!!! Chocolate milf, vanilla milf, spanish milf, shit I might buy a white suit hat and van and call myself the MILF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheesy dialog aside this is the 2rd entry in Lex Steeles Milf Magnet series. Tina Tyler comes off the bench puts on her jersey and drops 50 on the non believers!!!!! Janet Mason also drops bout 52 on the haters as well!!!
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Release date: 1/15/2009
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Shyla Stylez, Kaci Starr, C.J. Wright, Michelle Honey, Katja Kassin, Olga Cabaeva
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: This believe it or not is the 1st time I have seen an inter-racial entry form Lex's Mercenary line. Well this isn't completely ir because Erik Everhard is in the flick too. Top Guns 9 is extremely close to the perfect flick for me. Hot chicks hot sex, hot anal action oh and Shyla and Katja help out a WHOLE LOT!!!
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Release date: 12/4/2008
Reviewed on: 4/2/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Lexington Steele, Jon Jon, C.J. Wright, Ms. Platinum, Erika Vution, Tia Cherry, Aryana Starr, Coffee Brown
Directed by: Lexington Steele
Review brief: Lex Steele has been the reigning king of ebony erotica(to me at least, well him and Justing Slayer) for a long time now. The Black Reign series is one of my favorites. This is from another line, and while not perfect Ebony XXX is dope for one reason well actually 3, Tia, Aryana, and Erika. The other scenes are 2 on ones with not much chemistry to them but the one on ones with Lex are hot to death!!!
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Release date: 1/26/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Chocolate, Olivia Winters, Chyanne Jacobs, Suga Brown, Osa Lovely
Review brief: I've said before that I have a thing for Chyanne Jacobs. She's not pretty she's just sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! All the way around she just really does it for me. So when I seen she was in this it was a no brainer. Then I seen my other weakness as well in Olivia Winters. I think pound for pound she is the prettiest woman in porn. No comp at all!!!!!! She's absolutely gorgeous. She's never been known for her fuck skills as she is usually reserved but damn if she ain't fine. I'd get my cape out the cleaners to save her. I've been a fan of this series since it belonged to Slayer back in the day. Its hit or miss sometimes but this is a definite hit. Here are the facts:
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Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Isabella, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Ricki White, Nikki Voss
Review brief: Big Butt Brotha Lovers 14 has an all star cast of sorts. The 3 power hitters in this case are Ricki White, Adrianna Nicole, and Dana DeArmond. Only thing missing is anal from each chick but they all turn in stellar performances.
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Release date: 12/8/2008
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Daphne Rosen, Sheila Marie, Ginger Blaze, Katie Cummings, Cameron Carter
Review brief: Big Tit Brotha Lovers 14 has probably my favorite new girl in it in Katie Cummings. She looks like an old girlfriend of mine and she brings back some really fond memories of sex on the roof......................................... whoops my bad!!!! Anyway Its a better than average flick with a lot of hot women with, you guessed it big tits. No wasting time on this one.
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Release date: 3/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Starring: Veronika, Karina, Nicol, Dora Venter, Cathy, Jessica Fiorentino, Julie Silver, Lara Stevens, Sandra Romain, Isabel Ice, Teagan Presley, Tyla Wynn, Keri Sable, Puma, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Erik Everhard
Review brief: I was not even comfortable typing the title of this movie!! That shit is deplorable!!! But the movie was anything but. This is a comp flick from Erik Everhard and a good comp it is. Now I must tell you, this is some really hardcore shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not in the terms of beating the hell out of a chick but there is a lot of group action DP's, and double anal even!!! Who the fuck ever heard of double anal?? How the fuck is that possible. The wife didn't like that at all, shit I was shocked myself. It was not really wood inducing more of a jaw dropper than anything. Even now I am still shocked by it. Hell one is usually a stretch(pun intended) but 2!!!!!!!!!! What the hell man!!!!!!! This is a 2 disc set of some really hardcore shit. If you are squeamish don't pick this one up. If you like watching a girls life get changed on camera by all means this is that to the highest quality!!! Anyway I'll list the female performer and where the scene came from and a star rating. Damn!!!
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Release date: 3/2/2009
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Billy Glide, Lisa Ann, Tommy Gunn, Jada Fire, Alexis Amore, Melissa Lauren, Jenaveve Jolie, Scott Nails, Julius Ceazher, Ricki White, Mikey Butders, Jayden Jaymes, Charles Dera, Jordan Ash, Capri Cavanni
Review brief: Brazzers are basically the kings of internet porn at the moment. They use the hottest women, some really silly set ups, and just all out action. I've seen a lot of what they've been doing since joining Jules Jordan Video and I have been impressed. Mind you I'm really not the one for story driven adult action. I'm more of a "yeah yeah get to the action" kind of guy. But its a small price to pay for the action you usually get in a Brazzers scene. Real Wife Stories 3 is basically a wife swap/wife cheating series. With a cast including Lisa Ann(the QUEEN of all MILFS!!!), Jada Fire and Ricki White I knew I was in for some good scenes. Well it was a hit or miss flick and the hits definitely hit and the misses were slightly off. All in all I'll say this was a good flick.
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Release date: 12/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Emanuelle Diniz, Willians Carioca, Marcella Carioca, Erica Vieira, Lica Da Silva, Saysa Ferraz
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: No secret how much I love Brazilian chicks . My library is filled with them. they outnumber everything I own. Black Brazilian Booty 3 is peppered with some of the hottest Brazilian chicks there are.
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Release date: 8/4/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Naomi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Manuel Ferrara, Sascha, Amber Peach, Joachim Kessef, James Deen, Brother Love, Shane Diesel, Tia Sweets, Brianna Love, Julia Bond, Jenny Hendrix, Marco Banderas, Jessica Lynn [I], Mike Adriano, Katja Kassin, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas, Jordan Ash, Kristina Rose, Kelly Divine
Review brief: Another volume of New Sensations I Love Big Butts. This is part 3 for me. A lot of your favorite stars here. New Sensations does comps better than anyone(aren't they Digital Sin too, so yeah better than anyone). I will list the girls the movie where its from and the rating of that scene.
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Release date: 5/19/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: New Sensations
Starring: Naomi, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Amber Peach, Flower Tucci, Julia Bond, Marquetta Jewel, Jenny Hendrix, Jessica Lynn [I], Roxy Deville, Mike Adriano, Carmen Kinsley, Katja Kassin, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Kristina Rose, Shawna Lenee
Review brief: I Love Big Butts 2 is a compilation from the good people at New Sensations. A lot of big booty chicks getting it in the hottest ways. A lot of your favorites are listed here but its a 2 disc set so I will list the girls and a rating next to the scene. Please do enjoy!!!!!
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Release date: 9/26/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, James Deen, Roxy Deville, Lexi Belle, Dana DeArmond, Alexis Texas
Directed by: Belladonna
Review brief: I once heard Belladonna described as depraved. Well if that is what makes her the all out balls to the wall performer she is the so be it. Nobody fucks with the vigor she does. I hear stories about the scenes she used to do with Nacho like something with a baseball bat that even I can't believe. Here Foot Soldiers is foot driven which isn't really mt bag but the sex more than makes up for it. A stellar cast including the vixen herself put on a stellar performance.
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Release date: 1/20/2009
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Lee Stone, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Shyla Stylez, James Deen, Carmella Bing, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: I said in another review how I'd really love to get it on with Shyla Stylez. I have yet to see her on a boxcover that did not garner my immediate attention. Yeah her tits aren't real but do I give a fuck........................... NO!!!!!! She's hot in every sense of the word. That's not all though she performers her ass off. Its not even performing with her. She is just actually fucking. No more no less. Also the cast is stacked as well. Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose (looks so much like Courtney Devine its almost uncanny) Kagney Lynn Karter, and Carmella Bing are not just eye candy. And that is proven here over and over again.
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Release date: 6/18/2007
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Amateur District
Starring: Rafaela, Mayara, Erica Vieira, Dany Duran, Mriana
Review brief: This is a movie I didn't even know was from Red Light. Well its actually a sub division of Red Light called Amateur District. Jose & Juan's XXXcellent Adventure: Brazil is supposed to be kind of a home made flick and maybe that explains the bad lighting and how the sound is off sometimes. The middles scenes are really nothing to speak of so really I won't. The highlight of this flick are the 2 girls I actually recognize are Mayara and Erica. Mayara is like one of the queens of Brazil to me(her and Darlene). She always puts on a high end performance. Her ass is the stuff dreams are made of. I could talk about her for days and starting the film off with her was brilliant. To bookend her performance Erica is slim and all dynamite. I enjoy her performances as well. The lighting in the scene was kind bad but Erica is a dynamo to watch. The middle girls Dany, Mariana, and Rafaela are pretty tame by comparison. Their scenes seem to be more tame and lacking in energy. Its kind of a downer too.
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Release date: 11/5/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Terry, Roly Reeves, Csoky Ice, Anastasia Devine, Christina Jolie, Jasmine Black, Luscious Eden, Sharon Pink
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: A Euro release form Cristoph Clark over at Evil Angel of his Big Natural Tits line. There are some big tits her then there is a pair of HUGE TITS here (Terry!!! DAMN!!!!) This is my first time viewing a CC title but I seen the trailer and it looks like a winner. It most definitely is!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: 12/31/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Billy Glide, Brooke, Nataly, Riley, Alec Knight, Alexis Love, Amber Rayne, Stephanie Cane, Johnny Sins, Jordan Ash, Keiran Lee, Britney Amber
Review brief: Teens Like It Big 2 is another entry from Brazzers/Jules Jordan Video. All of the scenes have a set up to them before the action. All of the girls are dressed really teen line catholic school, pig tails shit like that. My favorite scene here though was Amber Rayne. She played a spoiled ass brat who complained constantly and well, it just turned out hot!!
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Release date: 2/16/2009
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Billy Glide, Tommy Gunn, Voodoo, Kris Slater, Natalie Heck, Riley Evans, Jordan Ash, Mariah Milano, Carmen McCarthy, Keiran Lee, Abby Rode, Halia Hill, Sharon Pink, Kagney Linn Karter
Review brief: Mariah Milano is the sole reason I spotted this movie. Since her come back she has done a gang of scenes for Brazzers. Her body is as hot as ever and I remember when I first seen (again) it in Booty I Like 3(which also turned me on to a young lady I grew to love named Brianna Love). She looked incredible and had a new found aggressiveness to her. Well Big Tits At School is about........ wait for it........... BIG TITS AT SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! As with all Brazzers releases there is a brief set up to the scene b4 the actual action. 2 scenes really stand out Mariah and Savannahs' opener and Abby Rode's scene.
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Release date: 2/5/2009
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Ramon Nomar, Jack Lawrence, Ricki Raxxx, Diamond Foxxx, Scott Nails, Danny Mountain, Dylan Ryder, Kayla Synz, Sheila Marie, Charles Dera, Keiran Lee, Amber Lynn Bach
Review brief: After seeing how good part 3 was I had no choice but to check out Mommy Got Boobs 4. Honestly I've never really heard of any of the women in the film really but Brazzers and Jules Jordan won't steer you wrong. The movie is MILF driven and all these MILF's.............well...........have really big boobs. You seen the name of the movie what did you think it would be about. If you know Brazzers there is always a setup to each scene which shows the acting ability(or lack thereof) of the stars, all leading up to some hot action.
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Release date: 10/6/2008
Reviewed on: 3/11/2009
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Francesca Le, Brittany O'Connell, Tommy Gunn, Voodoo, Holly Halston, Seth Dickens, Brianna Beach, Devon Lee, Victoria Valentino, Jordan Ash, Keiran Lee
Review brief: Brazzers is probably the best all sex website in the game. Theer is so much content on the sight its ridiculous. Its most likely why they're distributed by Jules Jordan video. Each scene is set up vignette style and usually rather hilarious. Really I try to get to the action because I'm an action kind of guy. But for the sake of the reviews I peep it out. This is "Mommy Got Boobs". The title pretty much explains everything. Mommy's with big boobs!!!!
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Release date: 1/29/2009
Reviewed on: 3/10/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Ashlynn Brooke, Angelina Valentine, Chayse Evans, Marie McCray, Kirra Lynne
Directed by: Tyler Scott
Review brief: Kirra Lynne!!!!!!!!!! She's like the hokey pokey. Why? Because "That's what its all about!!!" Corny I know but Kirra is the absolute truth. No other words can describe her. Her ass is amazing(her scene with Sinn Sage in Evil Pink 4 is mesmerizing!!!!) as is her energy. I know this is a movie about Ashlynn Brooke but Kirra is my favorite starlet in the flick and if you see it you'll know why.
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