Christian Dark's Movie Reviews (215 - page 9)
Release date: 9/23/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Rico Strong, Nat Turnher, Jon Jon, Ricki White, Ethan Hunt, Kelly Divine, Rachel Solari, Nicole Banks, Leenuh Rae
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Kelly Divine, Ricki White, one movie is all good with me. But its not what you might think it is. Kelly is the standout here. She did a hell of a job. Her cowgirl in the movie is the reason for the stars. No one else did much, but be eye candy.
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Release date: 1/29/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Tia, Cherokee, Cuntre Pipes, Vanessa Lee, Trinity Post, Skyy Black, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Haz, Nathan Threat, Gorgus Drae, Suckable, Roxy Reynolds, Lee Bang, Nat Turnher, Crystal Clear, Ricki White, C.J. Wright, Injoi, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Kendra Secrets, Winter Chillz, Bootylicious, Patty Kake, Vida Valetine, Bubles, Tonya Diamond, Unigue LaSage
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: A lot of chicks in this one, but there is one star: Roxy Reynolds. This movie has alot of problems. One being you can't put all these girls in one scene and expect to come out with a great movie. If this was broken into 2 scenes a lot could have been done. My review will only highlight good parts, and locate the problems. Way too much shit going on here for a blow by blow.
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Release date: 12/4/2007
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: L.T., Jade Stone, Jemeni, Havana Ginger, Kaylani Cream, Pleasure Bunny, Sidney Kohl
Directed by: L.T.
Review brief: Jemeni is hot as hell. She has some of the prettiest eyes I've ever seen. I really wanted to see this because of Havana Ginger though. I've been into her before the boob job when her name was Mika Brown. This movie is a mixed bag though. A lot of people won't agree with my opinion of this movie or what I thought was the problem but read anyway, pick it up and see if you agree.
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Release date: 7/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/20/2008
Studio: Vouyer Media
Starring: India, Jack Napier, Soleil, Lacey Duvalle, Layla Monroe, Kandee Licks, Monica Foster, Bella Moretti, Randee Lixxx
Directed by: Jack Napier
Review brief: Black Bottom Girls 5 is my 1st "Jack" themed movie. I seen Kandee Lixx and her Beyonce looking self on the cover and thought, hey what the hell? Add that to Lacey's "new" Cherokee like ass how could you go wrong. But it was a relative newcomer named Layla Monroe that stole the show for me. Hit the lights, roll film!
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Release date: 4/22/2008
Reviewed on: 10/15/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Pinky, Crystal Blue, Skyy Black, Beauty Dior, Ice Cold, Megan Pryce, Miss Tia
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Night Vision is a semi P.O.V flick from the good folks at Black Ice. I say "semi" because the guy doing the actual fucking is not the one holding the camera. Its done rather well though, and has one of the ass-siest casts in history. Yes you read right I said ass-siest(pronounced ass-c-s I think its a pronoun!!!). Tia, Skyy Black, Pinky, Beauty, and Megan Pryce. Here comes the highlights, let's go to the video tape(dvd, you know what the hell I mean)!!
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/12/2008
Studio: Candy Shop
Starring: Naomi, Cookie, John E. Depth, Tyler Knight, Sydnee Capri, Alayah Sashu, Jean-Claude Batiste, Luscious Lopez, Nat Turnher, Ricki White
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: This is an old flick as Naomi is in it. And its the good Naomi too. With the big ass and voracious sexual appetite. Lets get into what was a really good movie!!!
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Release date: 10/7/2006
Reviewed on: 10/12/2008
Studio: Candy Shop
Starring: Jasmine, John E. Depth, Avena Lee, Tyler Knight, Trinity Post, Jean-Claude Batiste, Victoria Lan, Dena Caly, Belle D'Leon, Kyanna Lee, Byrne, Katja Kassin, Rochell Starr
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: 2 girls one guy!! Who could ask for anything more. Its hard to review these kinds of movies because its so much going on. So with this review I'll highlight the best position and tell you how hot the scene was. Let the opening titles start!!!
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 10/12/2008
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Cherokee, Skyy Black, Rico Strong, America, Amerika, Beauty Dior, Alanna Lee, Carress, Dubb, Menage A. Roz
Directed by: Rico Strong
Review brief: Seen the cover, Beauty, Skyy Black, and Cherokee! No brainer. Thing is they don't even have the best scene in the movie. While it is good, the best scene belongs to America!!!
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Release date: 5/13/2008
Reviewed on: 10/12/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Prince Yahshua, Tinkerbelle, Pursuajon, Valentina Lopez, Kandee Licks
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: This is a hit and miss movie for Black Ice. I have to stop being folled by covers, because the cover girl(Persuajon is sexy as hell) doesn't even have the best scene. I'll run ya'll through the highlights of the flick though.
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Release date: 5/7/2008
Reviewed on: 10/9/2008
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Sara Jay, Ricki White, Kelly Divine, Jessica Right, Nika Noir
Review brief: Serious thrash-i-nating!!! I have re-dubbed this movie that because that's what it is. A bunch of chicks who get sport fucked and it was wonderful. Some of the descriptions of the scenes will be short because some things must be witnessed, because its impossible to describe. You know, some people say you should take sleeping pills, or Nyquil, or any other type of medicine to help you sleep. I say take a lil' Ricki White, a smidgen (yeah I said it) of Kelly Devine, and a heaping tablespoon of Sara Jay, and you will fall into a deep, deep, deep, coma like sleep. Roll film!!!
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Release date: 6/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/7/2008
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Jade, Eva, Charley Chase, Velicity Von, Annette Schwarz
Review brief: Velicity Von, Charley Chase, and Annette Schwartz!!! When I seen these names in the cast it was a no brainer. This is my first time even seeing a movie in this series. I had high expectations for this flick. While its good, its no where near what I thought it should have been. Still in all its not a bad movie.
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Release date: 12/10/2007
Reviewed on: 10/4/2008
Studio: Exquisite
Starring: Sinnamon Love, Nikole Richie, Amy Austin, Karmen Devine, Jordin Skye
Review brief: I caught on to this series back when Slayer was over at Exquisite. It was dope back then. After they took the show on the road I really stopped messing with it. But since I have a thing for Sinnamon Love, I thought, "Hey why the hell not!?" I dug the flick but there is one thing about it that in the words of the great Peter Griffin "really grinds my gears". We'll get to that later. On with the show.
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Release date: 3/4/2008
Reviewed on: 10/2/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Tia, Cherokee, Brian Pumper, Skyy Black, Vida Valentine, Prince Yahshua, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, Nat Turnher, Beauty Dior, C.J. Wright, Mercedes Santos, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Giana Taylor
Review brief: I've been checking out flicks from Black Ice since Pumper stopped directing for them(that rapping in every interlude shit was getting to be too much). They usually have high quality movies and the chicks they use are always top shelf. So when I seen the cast list for this one I had to check it out. Roxy, Cherokee, Beauty, Skyy, Vida, Tia, damn its ass all over the place. What could've been a home run is nothing more than a double. Its all based around this party that Giana Taylor is supposed to be throwing. It tries to be like WCP Big Ass Party movies, but it falls short. I'll give you the scenes and explain the problems later.
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Release date: 8/28/2007
Reviewed on: 10/1/2008
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Aurora, Pinky, Mone Divine, Jazmine Cashmere, Lefty, Haz, Deep Threat, Nat Turnher, Julius Ceazher, Nyomi Banxxx, Jon Jon, Misti Love, Candice Nicole, Hooks, Donna Red, Rock The Icon
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: In my time on this planet I have been privy to many things. One of those things is hitting up the summertime BBQ. Friends and family gather around, music is played, food is ate, an old school dance contest maybe, real family oriented. But after watching this movie I was pissed!!!!!! Because clearly all this time there were BBQ's like this going on and I've been missing out. Jazmine Cashmere and Mone Devine at a damn BBQ, why the fuck wasn't I invited. Look, I know I don't know these people but gott dammitt I WANT IN!!! Like Christopher Walken in "King Of New York", "No more BBQs go down without me knowing, no gatherings no picnics no nothing. If Jazmine is giving it up in the park I want in" This movie is really hard to describe as it just happens. I mean everybody is fucking somebody, somewhere at the same time so I'll try to give you the highlights.
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Release date: 6/30/2008
Reviewed on: 10/1/2008
Studio: Vengeance
Starring: Olivia O'Lovely, Ciera Sage, Shane Diesel, Lisa DeMarco, Jordan Kingsley, Michaela Mancini
Directed by: Shane Diesel
Review brief: This is the first time I've ever scene one of these Shane Diesel helmed movies. But I gravitated toward this for one reason.......Olivia O' Lovely!!!! She has said she was retiring (who does she think she is that she can just up and leave like that! some nerve!) so I just wanted to see her last few go rounds which brought me to this flick. Its Shane taking on some older ladies which I can understand. The whole milf thing is hot right now, and it seems like the genre is like anal sex in Brazil................everybody's doing it! Really I've not really heard of most of the ladies in this, but some scenes are really good.
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Release date: 1/21/2005
Reviewed on: 9/16/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Chastity, Exotica, Ayana Angel, Justin Slayer, Boz, Beauty, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Justin Slayer
Review brief: In the grand scheme of adult movies, everyone usually has an apex. To me the apex of Slayer movies has to be the 1st Black Girls Get Nasty. Slayer put together a cast who could really follow through on the title. This movie was everything I had hoped for. You know when you see a cast list and a certain name pops up, (especially with a title like this) its like Christmas!!! Two words AYANA ANGEL!!! She is the measuring stick of what female performers should shoot for. Buckle up (or whatever it is you do b4 you watch a movie) and follow along!!!
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