Christian Dark's Movie Reviews (215 - page 5)
Release date: 6/24/2008
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Star, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Kelly Starr, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Talicious, Stacie Lane, Ray Black, Hydie Waters, Samone Taylor, Decollector, Ms. Juicy, Autumn Foxxe, Ms. Marinate, Texas Strong
Directed by: Dwayne Dane
Review brief: The last non compilation orgy I reviewed from Black Ice was All That Ass The Orgy 7 I believe. I'm not really sure because it was GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But ATA The Orgy this is not!!!!!!!!!!!! This movie was a barn burner from beginning to the end!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man if you like ass like I do you can't go wrong. Big ass orgy, and a medium ass orgy, how the hell can you lose. This gonna be a quickie too becasue orgies have way too much action to call. Don't believe me, ask somebody who's ever been in one to explain what happened.............. don't worry I'll wait ............................................ waiting ................................ yeah like I thought. Here it is people!!!!!!
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Release date: 5/6/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Anabolic
Starring: Rachel Love, Raquel DeVine, Tanner Hayes, Nicole Ray, Velicity Von, Carrie Ann, Jayden Jaymes, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Nikki Sexx, Mai Ly, London Keyes, Codi Carmichael, Alice Bell, Nikita Von James
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: I am a fan of the girl/girl genre of movies! I really am. I tend to like the harder edged stuff though. Like Bitchcraft or No Warning. Hell Pinky's Tons Of Buns is the shit!!!!!!!!!!!! So when I see a high end studio like Anabolic putting out a girl/girl joint I jump at the opportunity. Silly me. Not everything that glitters is gold. Folks this will not be a long review because basically I don't have much to say about this one. I can sum it up in one word..............BORING!!!!!!!!! Now don't get me wrong the chicks are hot! Imean really really hot. But the action is just drab as all hell. I have never seen part one of this series, but if it was like this, why the hell would you do a part two????? Let me know!!! Now this movie is made of of 3 different orgies. I said it girl/girl orgies, and its boring. Its the Milfs, The Teenies and The Old Enough to Drink Crowd. Not an ugly chick in the bunch. There are some bright spots just few and far in between.
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Release date: 5/12/2009
Reviewed on: 6/4/2009
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Starring: Dee [II] (classic female), Franco Roccaforte, Mayara Rodrigues, Mick Blue, Denis Marti, Daisy Marie, Jenaveve Jolie, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Don Picone, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Lorena Sanchez, Laurie Vargas, Jordanna, Renae Cruz
Review brief: I have a high affinity for Latin women. Hell the wifes' Spanish, so I guess I'd have to right!!?? Anyway I really enjoyed this compilation of Latina scenes from Zero Tolerance. I have not seen Dee in ages so her being included here is a huge plus. Couple of Brazilian honies in the mix too and how could you be mad at that. Strange enough its the scenes in full instead of the quick 5 minutes you get from alot of companies compilation flicks. Anyway I will give you the girl, the movie the scene was originally from and a rating. But just so you understand, this is a "get" from me. I really liked this one.
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Release date: 3/16/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: David Perry, Steve Holmes, Ian Scott, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Cindy Crawford, Gianna Michaels, Jazz Duro, Kris Slater, Brad Baldwin, Johnny Fender, Rebeca Linares, Alicia Angel, Mike Hash, Sindee Jennings, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Cecilia Vega
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Believe it or not this is the 1st time I've ever seen a Manuel Ferrara movie. Yeah shame on me. GO TO HELL! The moment I found out Gianna was in this one I couldn't wait. Then Dana, and Bobbi, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!! Its going down. Now here is the thing though although I gave this a 4 star rating I have to say its a low 4 if that's possible. With all the female talent you expect to have to replace your dvd player. I didn't, but it was a hot release.
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Release date: 12/15/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Veronica, Victoria, Red, C.J. Wright
Directed by: CJ Wright
Review brief: Allow me to get my Jimmy Swaggart on!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!!!!! LORD KNOWS I HAVE SINNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST CONFESS TO THE CONGREGATION TODAY!!!!! I CAN NO LONGER HOLD BACK MY TRUE FEELINGS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!!! THE RUMORS ARE ABSOLUTELY TRUE!! I...................CHRISTIAN DARK...............LOVE...........................................BIG WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I APOLOGIZE TO YOU ALL FOR NOT ALERTING YOU SOONER!!! I AM JUST A HUMAN I AM NOT PERFECT BY ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. ITS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT A BIG GIRL WITH A TON OF ASS THAT JUST GETS MY MOTOR GOING!!!!!!!!!!! Okay back to reality. I do like big girls.......................when it is done right. I don't want to see the movies with the jokes being made, got big girls chasing after dough nuts on the floor or shit like that. Do it the exact same way you shoot other movies, and the results might shock you. CJ Wright is the king of big girls and this is why.
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Release date: 3/27/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Justin Slayer International
Starring: Prince Yahshua, Samone Taylor, Vanessa Cruz, Isis Taylor, Miley Villa, Diana Divine
Review brief: Since leaving Evil Angel Justin signed up his own directors in hopes of BECOMING Evil Angel. I must say about his own movies he has seemed to get his swagger back. This is my 1st time seeing one of Prince Yashua's Black Assassin movies. I must say its not a bad effort. A couple of fish hooks aside no real complaints about this one. It all seems to take place in the same room but that saves money on location. We in a recession dammit!!
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Release date: 10/28/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Ice La Fox, Prince Yahshua, Beauty Dior, Ethan Hunt, Rock The Icon, Winter Chillz, Rose Butts, Joei
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: Ice LaFox is looking stellar on the box cover. She recently had her tits done and while they are good, I had no problem with them as they were. She puts in a hell of a performance here as does the thick assed Beauty Dior. There are some really nice scenes in this flick.
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Release date: 2/26/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Olivia Winters, Rico Strong, Prince Yahshua, Contessa Vivalia, C.J. Wright, Candice Nicole, Amile Waters, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Dawayne Dane
Review brief: Like I always say Black Ice is hit or miss when it comes to their movies. I ain't mad at this one though. The Black Bubble Hunt Series has been their steadiest line actually. With the extraordinarily beautiful Olivia Winters leading the charge this one is no different.
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Release date: 4/17/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Bad Seed
Starring: Angel Eyes, Carmen Hayes, Jemini, Haz, Deep Threat, Roxy Reynolds, J. Cannon, Mya G., Cock Diesel
Directed by: Diamond D
Review brief: Roxy Reynolds is a dynamo. It seems as if she has transcended the porn world and just moved into other arenas. Rap videos, she's a fixture at all tha parties in NY, its rare to see her performing any more. That's not the case here as she put together her own flick with other hot performers. Sometimes its a little all over the place, but when the sex is this hot it really doesn't matter.
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Release date: 4/24/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Candy Shop
Starring: Flame, Sunshine, Pinky, Renae Jacobs, Edible
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: When things get dome right, they get done right at Candy Shop. Sometimes their work can be drab and uninspired, that is not the case here. Also this is another old release, as I am not fond of the work coming out of the Candy Shop as of late. But with a cast including Pinky and the animalistic Edible (if yo don't know now you know!!!!!!!!!!!!!) you can't go wrong here.
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Release date: 7/31/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Candy Shop
Starring: Vanity, L.T., Lee Bang, Raven Sky, Pussy Kat, Taquila, D. Snoop, Treasure Cunt, J. Strokes
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: I don't know if the Candy Shop is going downhill with their latest uninspired releases, but they need to get back to these kinds of titles. This is kind of old being as though Taquila has been gone for a while but damn if this wasn't a hot movie. Raven Sky was a great sight for me.
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Release date: 8/6/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Combat Zone
Starring: Caramel, Pinky, Sweet Sinsacion, Kahfee, Tamara Lemoore, Mystere
Directed by: Just Robin Pimpin
Review brief: Picked this up for 2 reasons.................. Pinky and Kahfee!!!!!!!!! Pinky is well, my favorite porn performer at the moment, and Kahfee has the softest most Charmin looking ass I have ever seen. There are other girls in the movie but these here are my favorites. There is another young lady named Sweet Sinsacion who has a killer ass as well.
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Release date: 4/28/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: 3rd Degree
Starring: David Perry, Mark Wood, Mick Blue, Shyla Stylez, James Deen, Kristina Rose, Andi Anderson, Diamond Kitty, Kagney Linn Karter
Directed by: Mick Blue
Review brief: I have seen all kinds of wet ass series in my years. But this is the 1st time with me viewing a Ready Wet Go movie. I must say....................I have missed out on a lot!!!! There are no weak scenes here. Each scene has heat, energy and chemistry. With some of the games top female talent, this will be a hard one to top. But Mr. Dark would love to see the attempt at it.
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Release date: 4/21/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Valentino, Julian St. Jox, Wesley Pipes, Cherokee, Devlin Weed, Sunshine, Domineko, Pinky, Brian Pumper, Divine, Anna Belle, Cuntre Pipes, Angel Eyes, D. Wise, Mone Divine, Carmen Hayes, Trinity Post, Jazmine Cashmere, Sydnee Capri, Ace, Vida Valentine, Rico Strong, Shadow Cat, Haz, Nathan Threat, Deep Threat, Suckable, Karla Lane, Tee Reel, Crystal Clear, Charlie Macc, Sensious, Nikole Richie, Beauty Dior, Jon Jon, Unique La Sage, Aliana Love, C.J. Wright, Mina Scarlett, Misti Love, Chrissy Blaque, Jordan Rain, Menage A. Roz, J. Strokes, Rock The Icon, De’Bella, Jamae Foxx
Review brief: The only thing that could have made this flick hotter is if all the scenes were new!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the vein of the "battle" movies from Evil Angel, Black Ice pitts the 2 most explosive asses in black porn against each other in their best Black ice Appearances. No one is left standing at the end of this one. Being as unlike the other comps from Black Ice these scenes are here in their entirety makes this a must grab for any fan of the 2 women. Here it is, BAM, and you say GOD DAMN this is a dope jam!!!!
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Release date: 8/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Honey, Flame, Cherokee, Angie, Jada Fire, Janet Jacme, Mya, Pinky, Jazmine Cashmere, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Candace Von, Shadow Cat, Roxy Reynolds, Crystal Clear, Kina Kara, Nyomi Banxxx, Beauty Dior, Tinah Taboo, Kara Kane, Delotta Brown, Leilani Lovitt
Review brief: Welcome to the wonderful world of Black Ice. If you've never seen a Black Ice Title this would be a great place to start. This compilation flick houses short but powerful scene from their vast collection. This is from their earlier titles and it packs a punch with 20 plus scenes.
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Release date: 7/1/2008
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Cinna Bunz, Kiwi, Sinnamon Love, Mone Divine, Sydnee Capri, Skyy Black, Tia Sweets, Candace Von, Kapri Styles, Beauty Dior, Vanessa Monet, Tasha Knight, Delotta Brown, Jackie Brown, Ryder Cummings, Tamara Lamoure, Janaya Love, Angel Marie, Cherokee D'Ass, Thalia Tate
Directed by: Dawayne Dane, Mason Dixon, Lee G., Giana Taylor
Review brief: This is a comp flick from Black Ice with some really hot scenes from a lot of their titles. The scenes are not here in their entirety but nonetheless a smorgasboard of big asses and hot sex. Its a hot flick 4 those into comps, and with all the scenes here (maxing out at almost 3 hours) short or not you get a lot of action.
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Release date: 4/16/2009
Reviewed on: 5/7/2009
Studio: Digital Sin
Starring: Julian, Naomi, Chris Charming, Justin Long, Belladonna, Lee Stone, Sledge Hammer, Ian Scott, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ashley Blue, Ben English, Jennifer Dark, Taryn Thomas, Shane Diesel, Alexis Love, Chelsie Rae, Jessie Jolie, Italia Christie, Leigh Livingston, Chris Strokes, Ralph Long, Nika Noir, Carollina West
Review brief: Digital Sin is the king of compilation flicks (Them and New Sensations but I believe that's the same shit). Full scenes, from some of their favorite movies. In all reality and to be truthful to the reader I copped this for one reason........................BELLADONNA!!!!! I have never in my lifetime witnessed a woman who goes all in every time out. She never takes a scene off and its always a scorcher. That is no different here as she has the stellar scene in this 12 scene comp flick. There is also an appearance from Naomi (the really thick assy version we all knew and loved). Disc one is the scorcher, disc 2 is just okay but here are the scenes and my ratings.
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Release date: 1/5/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Jean Val Jean, Dolce, Omar Galanti, Olimpia, Lolly Blond, Blue Angel, Julia Grandi, Stella DelCroix, Katerina Cox, Candy Alexa, Christian Clay, Miss Love, Nastya Pamela
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Okay Rocco is known for wearing out the hottest Euro chicks in the game. He goes behind the camera here and allows his pals to decimate the broads here. There is a set up to some of the scenes and one in particular made me laugh so hard I think I watched it 4 maybe 5 times straight. Anyway the 3rd installment of his Puppet Master series does not disappoint. The chicks are all hot as hell and the sex is hard edged as well and as in any Rocco helmed movie these chicks at some point are getting it up the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kind of blunt but hey, it is what it is. What had happened was:
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Release date: 2/20/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Charley Chase, Nataly Rosa, Leona Dulce, Emy Reyes, Alexis Breeze, Mya Jay
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: I really don't like B. Pumper. I think that's a stupid ass name and he tends to irk me with that goofball shit he does. Not to mention he raps all the fucking time trying to emulate Jake Steed (Jake knew his rapping wasn't shit he was having a good time. Pumper thinks he's the lost member of G Unit and you can tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I put side my blatant dislike of him because and this is truly the only reason, he has a good eye for chicks. Now I can honestly say I can't remember anyone saying, "Hey Brian Pumper fucked the shit out of _________________"(insert chick name here), but damn if he don't get some of the hottest broads to do porn. Well as much as I hate to say it, this is a good flick. Here's how I see it:
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Release date: 3/24/2009
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Wesley Pipes, Angie, Devlin Weed, Jada Fire, Pinky, Brian Pumper, Kandi Kream, Tia Sweets, Jean-Claude Batiste, Vida Valentine, Rico Strong, Shadow Cat, Roxy Reynolds, Tee Reel, Crystal Clear, Lacey Duvalle, Sensious, Tinker Belle, Jon Jon, Vanessa Monet, Aurora Jolie, C.J. Wright, Big Sid, Mya G., Cassidy Clay, Candice Nicole, Pussy Kat, Ethan Hunt, Donna Red, Price Diggims
Review brief: Roxy Reynolds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was tempted to leave this entire review just like that. Her name and no more. Then I spotted: Pinky!!!!!!!!!!! The pink haired big assed queen of the indies (If you want to see The Pink Haired Wonder in her greatest hour find her indie releases Pinky's Sexual Encounters 1 and 2. She had the internet going nuts!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing not to like here. You want big girls? Got em! Light skinned girls? Got em! Hell they even got Lacey Duvalle b4 her ass became the same size as Cherokee's!!!!!!!!!!! I know I throw alot of random shit out there and if you aren't a fan of the black genre of adult films you might be caught in the dark like what the hell is he talking about!? But if I can make people interested by saying something out of the blue about another movie or performer and make someone check for it and get turned on to something they've never seen then I have done the porn world some good.
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Release date: 3/18/2008
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Angel, Wesley, Layla, Andreia, Dyana, Karina, Carol, Loren, Anabella, L.T., Nane, William Carioca, Nathan Threat, Thabata, Thais, Pavtora, Ketelin, Any, Shenna Vieira
Review brief: BUNDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah that's the only word in Portuguese that I know. Gotta get my Rosetta Stone on because I am MOVING!!!!! Being as though I am sick and tired of the unfair treatment from American women I am packing my bags and heading to Brazil!!!!!!!!!!!! Leaving the wife here and just hopping a plane out!!!!! If it is one tenth of what its like in the movies I hit the jackpot. After reviewing part 2 of this series I backtracked and peeped out part one. Kind of like a prequel, George Lucas style when you see what happened at the end and go back after the beginning and see it in a better..........................shit I just confused myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway Best Brazilian Orgies is a fantastic release because of the women and the fact that they always give balls to the walls performances. I have tired of movies where you see a lineup of women and they are all attractive but none blow the doors off the movie. That doesn't happen here. And we should give thanks!
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Release date: 12/16/2008
Reviewed on: 4/27/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Wesley, Lorena, Camila, Kid Jamaica, Mayara Rodrigues, Malu, Laila, L.T., William Carioca, Nathan Threat, Kathlyn, Ines Ventura, Loyem, Any, Linete, Sumaya, Micaela, Thifany, Nana Vougue, Bianca Forminguinha
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: I am a huge fan of Brazilian women. I think it gets no better than them. What I am about to say may be unpopular but damn if I care!!! Brazilian women have the bodies of black women but none of the sexual hang ups. Its always an all out scene, 9 times out of 10 they are into the sex, and finally no mailing it in!! Never its all or nothing. Now while I think the best Brazilian movies aren't from the American companies (Sorry Evil Angel and J. Stag, but that Brasileirinhas company gets it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), they do a pretty good job . Black Ice has rounded up a few scenes from their orgy series and put 3 scenes on this disc. To say I enjoyed it would be an understatement.
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Release date: 3/3/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Tori Black, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Nicole Ray, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Sasha looks hot as hell as an MMA fighter on the cover of this being the second installment of Sporty Girls. With an awesome cast I have high expectations going into this one. With some nice sports represented(would've loved to see 2 chicks wrestling though) Sporty Girls 2 is a hot feature.
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Release date: 2/5/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Austin Taylor, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, C.J. Wright, Katja Kassin, Claire Dames
Directed by: Tina Tyler
Review brief: SuperWhores 13 has some really hot chicks. Luscious Lopez, Katja, Claire Dames, Whit and Brit Stevens, its just a stellar cast. With a title like SuperWhores 13 I thought these chicks would be what the title suggested. I expected anal from most if not all of them(most of them do actually so I don't know why it was missing here). There are 3, 2 guy one girl scenes with Luscious, Katja, and Claire, while Lex handles the other 2 alone. I still liked what I saw though.
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Release date: 3/10/2009
Reviewed on: 4/12/2009
Studio: Black Ice
Starring: Kandi Kream, Prince Yahshua, Lee Bang, Mya G., Ethan Hunt, J. Strokes, Rock The Icon, Stacey Fuxx, Joei Deluxxx, Phylisha Stone
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: Cream Filled Phatties 3 is another flick from the good people at Black Ice. To me the 1st 3 scenes are stellar. Joei, Kandi and Mya brought the house down. It was a stellar movie up until that point. It kind of went down from there. Phylisha was hot but the guy fucking her looked like an old ass man who had seen better days. The last scene just had no heat to it.
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