Long & Strong Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  10/9/2008

Serious thrash-i-nating!!! I have re-dubbed this movie that because that's what it is. A bunch of chicks who get sport fucked and it was wonderful. Some of the descriptions of the scenes will be short because some things must be witnessed, because its impossible to describe. You know, some people say you should take sleeping pills, or Nyquil, or any other type of medicine to help you sleep. I say take a lil' Ricki White, a smidgen (yeah I said it) of Kelly Devine, and a heaping tablespoon of Sara Jay, and you will fall into a deep, deep, deep, coma like sleep. Roll film!!!

Jessica Right---Jess is sexy as shit! Not ass all over the place, or great big titties sexy, but damn she is well, sexy! She does a short little tease and then gets oiled up(biggest trend in porn right now). When the action starts she gives dude a "my lights are about to get cut off" bj. Lots of eye contact. Dude tries to get a lil rough with her but you can tell it ain't his style so the shit seems forced a bit. Fuck it though cause she is on the job! He gives the vag a lil lick b4 he slides into her in mish. She sems so into it. He picks up the pace and begins to hammer away at her and she never takes a step back. A little PTM action before getting into cowgirl. She bounces away and then its the most underrated position (and not used enough) in porn....squat cowgirl!! Nothing shows of a woman's ass like this. She doesn't have much but what is there is schweet!!! Then onto reverse cg which was ok(works better when you're Gianna). Onto doggie which again showed her nice ass, and he pounded away at her again. Then he goes up and over doggie on her, then into flat doggie. Shit is like a chain wrestling match, linking moves together(all good shit though). They 69 for a bit, which was mainly used 4 a rest. Back into mish again, then into a cross legged mish. Its hard to keep up with all this shit!!! Standing doggie, reg doggie, another squat cg. Then comes the pop. Wow!! Really good action here.

Nika Blue---Nika's a cute lil Russian girl. Nice ass as well. Again there's a brief tease and more oil. Dude shows up they're playful, then he goes to work eating the box. Yeah, yeah, skip! Her bj skills could get a convicted death row murderer acquitted!!!! Out-fucking-rageous!!!. Camera fades into a up and over doggie where she gives as good as she gets. Then transition into regular doggie, all good footage. PTm, then onto flying cowgirl. He really picks it up in the mish position though. The sport fucking really takes place here. Pounding away, then into a side mish, back to regular, and she is on fire!!! The rv cowgirl is next, and she tosses her body around. Some more PTM, and then a sidesaddle cg ride. He pops in her hand and she rubs it on her face, and licks her hands. Freaky!! Das vedana!!!!!

Ricki White---Due to all the action in this scene I really can't describe it!! Its a two on one where she takes on Rico and some dude named Prince. This scene is, for lack of a better word volcanic!!! Ricki's ass is bubble-licious! Every position is used in this scene. This is like the old school ECW of fucking. Cowgirl....crazy, doggie...crazy, mish...crazy!! They pass her around like a joint at a Snoop concert!!! The scene just goes on and on without a break in the action. Incredible. This was Ricki b4 her enhancements, and she set this bitch ablaze. Two cheers for Ricki!!! Incredible scene.

Kelly Devine---Ass-a-licious!! Kelly should be the next Buttwoman! Just putting that out there for all the Elegant Angel cats who read congregate here. The scene begins outside by a manmade waterfall type thing. She gives dude a good bj. Then She gets bent over and that ass pops out like whoa!!! He works her doggie and she urges him on. They move inside where she gives him head again. The cowgirl was nuts!! Kelly has one of the best asses of any chick in the game. Her cg skills are top notch(much, much, much jigglage here). She folds her feet back onto his legs and continues her ride.. He picks her up for some flying cg!! Mo' jigglage!!! The sith lords are happy. He puts her down for a pounding mish wheer he rails away on her and she can't get enough! A side mish as well, then some PTM. Her rv cowgirl footage is good because she really throws it back at him. Back into mish, and he puts her knees into her chest, and pounds away again. Good stuff. She pumps back at him in the mish position which is just immaculate(using all my school words here). Her doggie is also crazy. Another cowgirl with her feet back, gives you a tremendous view of her ass. He pops in her hand, gets a lollipop out and.....well, you know!! Great scene though.

Ricki and Kelly---The stars of the last scene get a lil girl on girl action here. Kelly is sitting in the bathtub letting the water hit her clit when Ricki walks in. They play around, kissing, touching, licking squeezing and all. A lil toy play, but the best part of the scene is when Kelly soaps up Ricki's ass washes it off and just goes to town licking her ass hole!! Wow, and Ricki loves it. A good lez scene that I never saw coming. Ass all over the place. Just wish it didn't all take place in the tub. Those asses should have been used better on a bed or something. Looks like this scene took place the same day their actual scenes took place. SO it seems a lil scripted and a lil spontaneous. Good nonetheless.

Sara Jay---Remember the way I described the Ricki White scene earlier, magnify that time 10,000!!!!!!! Sara Jay is a beast! Uncut, untamable, uncontrollable beast. Its another two on one scene. She fucks, sucks, rides, spits!!! Dammitt!!! Without a doubt, in the last few movies I have seen, this was the hottest scene of them all. If you somehow made it to the end of this movie(you didn't, how could you), Sara Jay will reward you with what I am calling a "career defining scene". I have never seen her worked into such a frenzy! Her big ass gets slapped to the point its as red as the Sun on Krypton!!! She never stops though, never even slows down. It seems that the guys are the ones who need the break. Sara if you by some stretch get to read this, YOU ARE IN-FUCKING-CREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

The BTS is about 20 minutes. Nika gives dude extra bj time, they cut it as she begins to get on top of him(what kind of bullshit is that) Ricki White is shown taking pictures. A lot of talking with her, and at the end she masturbates. There is a photo gallery, trailers. Only problem I got is that the extra bonus on the disc is the same as Big Butt Brotha Lovers 12 with Barbara, Briney, and Delilah. 16 minutes total. All in all every scene was hot. Ricki was awesome, but Sara Jay is what all women should pattern their performances after!! C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!