Big Butt Brotha Lovers 12 (Exquisite) Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  10/7/2008

Velicity Von---Double V seems to have lost a lil' weight since the last time I seen her. She still has that nice ass, but I hope she isn't going the Naomi route. The tease footage is nice, especially when they focus on her ass as she crawls over to Rico(he's in every scene). She grinds on him until she climbs up onto his face for a lil oral action. Which then becomes a 69 on the couch. Girls got talent. As they stand he puts his dick between her legs(not inside her) and she slams into him a few times. My chick called this "thigh fucking". Moving over to the other chair Velicity bends over for standing doggie. Ok, she's lost weight but damn that ass is looking nice!! They get it on like this in various versions too. At one point she puts her leg up until she can basically see behind herself in doggie??!! Sounds strange, but you'd have to see it. Great action here. She gives some PTM and a brief titty fuck, then they switch to mish. They have good chemistry but it seems as if they are holding back. They so a modified mish (both on their side), and switch to up and over doggie. There's that ass again! Thank you. They get into reverse cowgirl with the camera behind them as well as cowgirl. SHe know where her bread is buttered. Pop shot to her face and its closing time

Jade---Jade is a cute lil' thing with braces. The scene starts outside. Watching this although its never seen, she seems to be jumping on a trampoline. Shit that sounded like the Cat In The Hat. Ok, anyway she's jumping around during her tease. If there was no trampoline then Exquisite is just mean to make her jump herself like that 4 the beginning of the scene. Shit there it is again WTF!! Dude comes over oils her up(must be a lot of frying on porn sets nowadays cause every body using oil!). He shows jade some oral love, she returns the facor as they are now inside the house. The stading doggie sets off the sex. Nice legs on this chick as she damn near grabs her ankles. They then move into a more conventional doggy. Jade is a cutie but this scene never really gets off and running. They just seems to be going through the motions. Missionary....check. Side mish............check. Reverse cg..........check check. Regular cg survey says.............check! Pop shot......you win(not really). This scene was kind of uneventful.

Charley Chase---Upon 1st seeing Ms. Chase my thoughts were HELL YEAH!!!!!! Denim cutoffs and a fantastic fanny. In the words of wrestling commentator Jim Ross, "Folks, business is about to pick up!!!!!" Her tease is absolutely fiyah. She doesn't have a big ol' ass(even though I love a big ol' ass)its just looks right. Guess I'm not the only one who thinks she's hot dude gets right to work. a Lil' coochie eating to set it off, but its Charley's bj skills that have me paying attention. Eye contact and all. They get into the sex with a flying cowgirl. I always though that was easy. you pick the girl up, slide up in her, she holds on, and you fuck her into next week. Recently I found ouit if the girls doesn't get involved a lil'......it'll fuck up your back. Enough of my private problems. She gets into doggie and the action is fierce. She begs him not to stop, though I don't think he would have whether she said to or not. Missionary is fuego as well. Into side mish(its the most couch comfortable position I guess), and then reverse cowgirl where she has a very real orgasm. WOW! Another regular cg romp and then the pop. Hot ass scene!

Eva---Eva is what my friends and I call "fluffy". She has a big ol' ass though so shit, its ok with me! She does a lil tease to set it off. Dude shows up and she puts her bj skills to work. "Fluffy" chicks usually have great skills to fellate you with(I know its not a word! lay off). She's not bad at it either. The get into cg for the "much ass jigglage" portion of the program. This I like. Something about a big ass jiggling that just ........forget it. They go into doggy for "mo' jigglage". But that's the highlights until the end. Break out that old checklist again. Missionary....check. Reverse cowgirl, let me see here.......check. New addition, side saddle cg, then onto reg cowgirls(mo jigglage remember) and the pop shot. Now 4 what the people have been waiting for.

Annette Schwartz---I have seen Annette literally melt a set before. This is probably the baddest amazonian white chick my eyes have ever set themselves on. Long legs, a bubble for an ass, nice tits, beautiful angelic face, but the rest is all devil!!!!!! Annette's the kind of girl you don't introduce to your friends. Not because she's not gorgeous, but because there is a good chance she'll fuck em!!!! Her voracious appetite seems to be tamed here for some reason. Like the director told her not to "go there" which for lack of a better word PISSED ME OFF!! I've seen her and Rico work together b4 and it produced scorching results. So was I wrong for expecting that level of heat, I don't think so. Anyway the tease footage is right as rain. She shows off that nice bubble attached to them long legs. More please! Slight set up here as she brings dude a sandwich. Guess its lunchtime in Porn Valley. Just mentioned it because it comes in to play later. BJ time and nowadays no one does it better. She deep throats like no one since maybe this chick I remember named Bobbi Bliss. Anyway great bj from Annette. Onto cowgirl which is a nice sight to these eyes. The missionary is also a welcome feature which by the sounds of it she digs. Camera is a lil' too close though. He climbs the couch to fuck her face a lil'. Not wild like I seen her do but its done nonetheless. Reverse cg as he pumps away at her, she hops off for some more PTM action. She rides him side saddle, then side mish. No anal! I know I know folks, I was pissed too but hey, not my movie! Then for the pop she grabs the leftover half of the sandwich and he pops on it. And of course Annette eats the sandwich> I know you seen it coming.

Annette and Velicity have burned down movies I've seen them in. So I was wondering why it seems as if they were being tamed here. The scenes are not bad, but its just not up to their usual standards. The star here is Charley Chase. I have my other flicks of Annette(who I heard left the game. FUCK!!) and Double V, so I'm cool.

The BTS is short focusing on Jade damn near all the way trough. A lil CC thrown in but not much. You got the typical fare here, cumshot loop, photos, cast list etc. The extra bonus are really short snippets of I guess early volumes of the series. Barbara Summer, Britney Sky, and Delilah all with Slayer. 16 minutes total(roughly 5 minutes a piece)Trailers, and that's it. Not a bad movie but if you're going to pay 2 of the baddest chicks in the biz use them how they are supposed to be used that all. Hear me knocking...then let me in then. C. Dark and I'm Audi 5000!!