Night Vision (Black Ice) Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  10/15/2008

Night Vision is a semi P.O.V flick from the good folks at Black Ice. I say "semi" because the guy doing the actual fucking is not the one holding the camera. Its done rather well though, and has one of the ass-siest casts in history. Yes you read right I said ass-siest(pronounced ass-c-s I think its a pronoun!!!). Tia, Skyy Black, Pinky, Beauty, and Megan Pryce. Here comes the highlights, let's go to the video tape(dvd, you know what the hell I mean)!!

Tia---Tia seems to be having a lil' car trouble, looking inside the hood and such, when our hero walks up and offers some help. Now I've helped damsels in distress b4 but never been rewarded quite like this. He takes Tia home and she changes into something a lil more comfortable. Tia is a sexy thick light skinned vamp. Nice natural breasts and a big ol' donkey for an ass. She gives the guy a really good "thank you" bj which she really seems into. She constantly tells dude how much she wants him all the shit us guys love to hear. She then walks over to the couch and they get into doggy. Ride the wave dammit ride the wave!! Tia's ass is in constant motion here. They do their best to try to keep it POV(how do you let another guy shoot you POV? wouldn't that mean some other dude is behind you while your fucking , over you shoulder and everything. oh well). You get a good look at her ass nonetheless. Next she rides him cowgirl. Wow!!!! I don't see Tia as much anymore, so I am cherishing looking at that ass wobble and shake like a California quake! In reverse cowgirl you get to see her mams dance like Sammy Davis Jr in his prime! She is putting in some work!! Onto mish where he picks up the pace. She jerks him into a pop and so ends scene uno!

Skyy Black---Now whether or not you like this scene depends on what you like in women. I like Skyy Black. She has picked up a few pounds since her incredible performance in Black Girls Get Nasty Too(if you really wanna see Skyy pick it up!). Being as though I don't mind a few extra ponds so she's still appealing to me. She's wearing this skin tight yellow dress that is doing a poor job of hiding that ginormous ass of hers. She's acting like she's cooking when dude shows up and feels on her ass. The dress is lifted(not like it was covering anything) and she teases b4 she takes it all the way off. Skyy is one of the best oral artists ever to do it and she shows that here. She gives him a lip smacking loud bj. She then gets into reverse cg. The camera cannot and I repeat cannot get all of her ass into the shot. Dude tries several times no dice. Now that's ass. Only thing is Skyy isn't riding the way she used to. So the ass isn't as jiggly as it usually is. I like it anyway. She then gets into cg and them sweater puppets sway like palm trees in a summer wind. They fall into a really brief mish position b4 switching into doggy. Now that ass is jiggling like I remember!!! Its a dogs world 4 the rest of the scene leading into a messy facial.

Pinky---Honestly people this is what I was waiting for. A lot of people complain about Pinky gaining a lil weight. Well let me state how I feel......I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOTT DAMN!!!! Pinky's ass is a quintessential part of my film library. And when she turns around and takes off that lil' pink skirt all I could say was "OWWWWW!!!" Ass all over the place. Somebody tell Charlie Brown I have found the Great Pumpkin!!! Pinky is a bj specialist as well. She's just gifted. Some people are gifted at math, some are great at politics, fixing things or whatever. Pinky gives great head. GREAT head. Then into reverse cowgirl(you will not make it past here I promise!!!) Its a long squatting rv cowgirl too so, call it a night, remember where you left off at and start again in the morning...............OK so next day, Pinky switches into reg. cg and her legs must be strong as shit the way she pumps away. She then gets back into reverse with one leg up this time. The ass footage here is unmatched folks. Onto mish which leads to another messy facial, but if you knew Pinky you knew it was coming. Great scene.

Beauty---No set up here Beauty comes into the picture sucking away. Beauty's head game isn't bad either. They get into mish which is really not all that appealing. Well ladies and gents, like Good Ol' JR says "bizness is about to pick up!' Beauty excels at reverse cowgirl. Her ass is ALL OVER THE PLACE. I ain't never seen this much jigglage in my life!!! As I said in the Pinky scene you're not going to make it past here tonight. She rides rv cg for a while too so sleep tight we'll pick it up here in a few...........................Next up is doggy where Beauty continues to throw her ass like Roger Clemens on "that shit", Mucho ass-o!! They get back into mish and then there's the pop. This review was kinda short compared to others, but the rv cg she did was beyond words.

Megan Pryce---Megan's scene starts in a makeshift strip club. Black Ice uses this a lot. Anyway the guy giver her a nice tip as she pole dances, and we all know what a nice tip in a strip club gets you don't we!!?? Not a fucking thing! Thank goodness this isn't real life, this is porn so of course this guy gets a bj. She's not as skilled as the ladies b4 her but she is alright with me. Her reverse cg is rather short, blink and you might miss it. They get into mish for a long time though which isn't bad. She then switches to cg for pretty much the remainder of the scene until the pop shot. Its not a bad scene but its the least interesting of the 5.

There is a lil BTS as a bonus. About 14 minutes or so. Megan fucks in another position, which she is upset because it wouldn't fit in the POV action of the film. Pinky does a lil talking getting her makeup done. Then does a nice tease(which was left out of the actual scene for some reason). Beauty keeps fucking and that's about it. There's a bonus short bj as well, a cum shot loop, some phtos, and the patented rated R Black Ice trailers (except All That Ass The Orgy 6) WTF!! I dug the movie though, and I'm sure if you're a fan of any of these ladies, you will too. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!