MILFs Take Diesel 4 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  10/1/2008

This is the first time I've ever scene one of these Shane Diesel helmed movies. But I gravitated toward this for one reason.......Olivia O' Lovely!!!! She has said she was retiring (who does she think she is that she can just up and leave like that! some nerve!) so I just wanted to see her last few go rounds which brought me to this flick. Its Shane taking on some older ladies which I can understand. The whole milf thing is hot right now, and it seems like the genre is like anal sex in Brazil................everybody's doing it! Really I've not really heard of most of the ladies in this, but some scenes are really good.

Michaela-Scene starts out with her smoking a cancer stick going into a house where Shane shows her around. Blah blah blah, then bam.....TITTIES!! Every girl in this flick has augmented chesticles, couple of bolt ons but whatever. As the scene moves on and her dress is lifted I must say, milf got ass! Not really huge like I dig em but with the tan line looks nice. She gives him a gfe (girlfriend experience) bj which just looks like the bees knees. Not messy just she seems really into it. The scen starts off in mish where she seems slightly overwhelmed by Shane's piece. She gets comfy though and soon we find out she's a squirter. They get it going in this position pretty good. They then switch to a sideways type position on the bed. The scene slows at this point to me. But then it happens. She get on top cowgirl style ass facing the camera and I stood up. That nice ass I spoke of looks B-NAN-NAS!!!!!! She knows how to work it out too. I the sith lord am pleased. They do rv cg as well which leads to the doggie portion which is also magnifique(give me a damn break on the spelling, I ain't from France I spell it how it sounds). We soon get the pop in her grill and a okay scene is wrappedd

Lisa Demarco-This scene starts off at what might be the same crib. But it gets to the action faster. A plot and acting is ok sometimes but dammitt I really don't care for it. Anyway they get inside and after a lil kissing and touching (Emeril style) bam! the bj starts. Soon after they move to sideways as well. Lisa is what we call 'round here a grown ass woman. She has a pair of bolt ons but a nice ass as well (which should have been portrayed more dammitt) It starts slow until the missionary kicks in and she is taking this dude like a champ( I have a problem mentioning a guys size, but shit you know who he is). He stops and goes down on her 4 a minute then its back 2 sideways(kinda kills the heat 4 me). Back 2 cg and soon after pop shot 2 the grizzill as well. Cool.

Jordan K-Lets skip ahead to the action shall we. She gives him a really good bj like the the Michaela chick in the 1st scene. But when the missionary shit starts ladies and gentlemen we get our 1st DAMN moment. I figure it like this, if a woman owes you money and cannot pay and says 2 pay her debt she'll give you some action......................this is how you get your moneys worth. I don't know if she said something reckless early on, made fun of him or what but like Cliff Huxtable said in an episode of the Cosby Show(yes I did put the Cos in a porn review sue me!!) "John Henry........Was.......Hitting That Hammer Down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He nailed her to this couch, and she loved it. Moved on to doggie which was nice as well. The pace of this scene is better than wha has been seen already. We move to cg and her ass is not ...let's say top shelf. But hey she's a freaking milf all older women can't be Kitten! Oh Kitten what I wouldn't do to ..........my bad back 2 business. The scene ends in the sideways fashion leading to a pop. Best energy so far.

Ciera Sage-Not a bad milf here. She can make me cookies and milk any day. Starts off with Shane going down on her(as he does every chick). When the sex starts she also seems shocked by diesel. But she takes it in stride. She really seems into it. We then soon after see she's a squirter as well. She gets it in doggie, up and over as well as flat on her stomach. Sorry guys but as nice as I find her frame after the all out smash fest b4 it, this scene was a serious slowdown. Cowgirl then mish, pop and we are gone!!

Olivia O' Lovely-DAMN!!!!!!!!!! Her ass has always been well lovely. I've been into miss Olivia since I first seen her and Lex in Women Of Color 4. Gots to have her at some point b4 I croak. She is her usual fabulous self here. Ass shaking is muy bueno!! They head inside where she puts her ass in his face(the jealousy!). She gives him a bj and then it happens. Doggy style with O Love just seems special. He really gives it to her and shes giving it right back. We move to the sideways position which is usually boring except this time its Olivia! She climbs on top in cg and dammitt man its fantastic! Think I dozed off here for some reason(hmmmmmmmmmmmmm) The mish is good as wee. Back to doggie(eyes shut again 4 some reason) Finishing with another romp in cg. Popshot and I miss her already!!!!!! I mean this in the most loving way possible, may whatever she do fail so she can come back where she belongs!!!!!!!!! Just kidding O Love good luck in the next stage of life.

The BTS is about 30 minutes or so of talking with the ladies of the flick. Olivia shows us that ass again plays wit her self slightly as so all the girls. They have a fetish menu where you can pick whatever you position you like, ass well as a bonus scene with Rebecca(not bad). Few trailers and we out. While the movie wasn't bad there seemed to be energy lacking at times. The cg with Michaela was way too short especially with an ass like that. The dvd froze twice in Lisa's scene but that may have just been my copy. Olivia is great as well as Jordan these scenes were the highlights. More of a rental than anything, especially if you like Olivia.