Soon XXX TV Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  4/12/2009

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have seen some bad movie since I've started reviewing them. This is right up there. Only thing is these guys are just starting out I believe, so I don't want to discourage them. I just can't give them a pass though. They need to know this wasn't a good enough execution. Here is what I saw:

Okay 1st of all the discs looked like the bootlegs I used to pick up at the bootleg spot downtown B......................... none of your business!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its just a DVD-R with writing on it. Second there is no menus. Just screens of what you can see in the movie. Its a 2 disc set at almost 5 hours. You'd think there has to be something good here right!? Well let me think......................................... NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is nothing here! The shit is terribly shot with probably a camcorder because damn it, it just looks bad. Its dark as shit, or its red as shit, or its blurry as shit, or its close as shit, or its bright as shit, or well you get the picture. Don't know many of the girls but I recognize Carmen Hayes, and Milian Blu which is why I thought this was a good idea. Silly me. Its a bunch of rap videos shot by the producers of the flick which are bad also. They're dark too. Blurry as well. Look I wanted to like this movie but I couldn't. I want people to be great at what they are trying to do, but this was a really bad movie, there is no other way to put it. Soon XXX Productions don't give up just step up and execute your ideas better, but don't make this movie again!!!!!! Ever. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!