Heavy Metal 7 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  11/29/2009

I recall hearing Lex talking about bringing this series back to life in a BTS moment in one of his Mercenary flicks. Now I must say I went into this with the highest of hopes, maybe too high because even with the 4 star rating I gave it, it falls short of what I wanted in this movie. 1st of all its just 4 girls. 2nd the Anita Blue scene seems old as hell. 3rd the scenes seem really short with next to no tease footage. I mean Tory Lane deserves some sort of look at me footage. It just seems as if this movie was rushed into production. If you were expecting the title to be out of this world like the re-launching of the Impaler series, you will be mildly disappointed. With that said, Claire, Flower, and Tory put on hot if short scenes. Here is what I saw:

Tory Lane. Volcanic all year long!!! Freaky is putting it mildly. Positions: Standing doggy, blowjob, standing doggy, reverse cowgirl, squatting cowgirl, cowgirl, mish, reverse cowgirl, side mish, squatting cowgirl anal, pop.

I wanted, needed and expected more from this pairing. Don't get me wrong its a hot scene, but I know what this could have been, and it just pales in comparison. The anal is quick and Tory made it worth it, but we wanted more!!!!!!!!!!!! Or should I say MOAR!!!!!!! Hot scene anyway!!

Claire Dames. Not fully appreciated until she left the game. Awesome body. Gorgeous. Positions: tease, anal toy play, blowjob, mish, side mish anal, cowgirl anal, mish anal, standing doggy anal, mish anal, reverse cowgirl anal, mish anal pop.

This is more like it. Hot scene all the way through. Claire is sorely missed especially after seeing how hot she is here. She got major body great tits, and a phat ass, and she takes the anal better than a lot of her counter parts. Blazing scene.

Flower Tucci. Ass Almighty!!! Always has been a major player and still to this day she gets it going. Positions: tease, blowjob, mish(squirting), doggy, toy/male DP, cowgirl, cowgirl anal, doggy anal, mish anal, pop.

While hot this is another scene that is over waaaaayyyyyyyyyyy too soon. It seems as if things were getting to that red hot stage then all of a sudden pop shot scene over. I was ready 4 more(there is a little more in the bonus sex feature) but it ended. Their POV scene in Lex's Pole Position was much better than this.

Anita Blue. Cute, hot body, and energetic. Positions: toy/male doggy DP, bj, flying cowgirl, cowgirl, mish, side mish anal, reverse cowgirl anal, cowgirl anal, flying cowgirl anal, mish, pop.

The lighting was a little off for this romp, but it was still hot. Anita had alot of energy and the anal was rocking for sure. For some reason it seems like this scene was in the can for awhile, that being said, it was still a smoking scene.

There is bonus sex with Flower, Interviews, Pics, and a short BTS segment. Hot flick but didn't live up to my high expectations though. C. Dark Audi 5000!