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Girl Talk (Sin City)

Release date: 12/12/2002
Reviewed on: 9/3/2003

Studio: Sin City

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, jessica drake, Nikki Fairchild, Kristal Summers, Monique Alexander, Summer Haze, Trevor Zen, Jordan Haze
Directed by: Michael Raven

Review brief: Three great girl/girl love scenes! Girl Talk from Sin City is my kind of porno movie. I came across it myself (without any help from my boyfriend). Monique Alexander, a really luscious blonde, plays a woman who inherits lots of money and opens her own beauty salon named Girl Talk. She and the other hairstylists make love to the patrons, both men and women and to each other! What made this disc so pleasurable, though, was its nice mixture of boy/girl and girl/girl sex, the latter with three tasty scenes all with Monique! Now, I had never seen Monique before, but I quickly fell in love with her. Shes nineteen and originally from Sacramento, California, which she tells us in her interview. She got into the business after dancing and modeling. But its her demurely sweet personality which set my heart a flutter.
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Totally Nude Aerobics

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003

Studio: DG Distributors

Starring: Shayna Lee, Carol Boudreau, Lisa Erwin, Elena Nevado, Shianne Seacord, Evelyn Terjanszky, Collette White

Review brief: A nude workout video that will never go out of style! As a woman, I think I actually have more appreciation for soft porn titles than would a guy. But this is a non-hardcore release that my boyfriend genuinely liked as much as I did. This disc is really two movies in one. The second video features beautiful girls in thonged leotards working out to jazzy, disco music in the background. And the first movie actually highlights the same girls doing the identical workout absolutely naked! All aspects of a workout are covered. Theres some sexy stretching and cooling down moves at the start and at the finish, with some serious aerobics in the middle. The exercises went so fast, though that I couldnt even keep up! (Yes, I actually gave the workouts a try!) I vaguely remember seeing the clothed version of the video as a real exercise program on TV back in the 90s. But I was much younger then, and I really didnt understand the bisexual urges coursing through my body and my mind at the time.
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Hot Pink 2 (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 9/9/2002
Reviewed on: 8/29/2003

Studio: Adam & Eve

Starring: Asia Carrera, Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Felecia, Christi Lake, Chloe, Elena, Juli Ashton, Dee [II] (classic female), Daisy Chain, Vivian, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Cheyenne Silver, Nicolette, Nina Hartley, Nikki Anderson, Angelica Sin, Silvia Saint, Danielle Rogers, Shaena Steel, Isabella, Tammy Parks, Rayveness, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Alex Foxe, jessica drake, Bridgette Kerkove, Aurora Snow, Bolivia Samsonite, Briana Banks, Kate Frost, Summer Storm, Nefertiti, C.G. Summer

Review brief: Very Elegant Girl/Girl Sex and Lots of It! Im always on the lookout for a good girl/girl title. But I approached this video with some trepidation. I had seen its predecessor, the Hottest Pink, and was generally unimpressed. In it, Adam & Even had taken over a dozen scenes and chopped them up horrendously in order to fit within a two-hour format. The result was both storyless and passionless. It was very much like what Vivid (the studio) does with their own girl/girl compilations where they edit the scenes down and usually end up cutting out some of the very best portions. Gee, why cant a studio leave well enough alone but just give us more of em (the scenes, that is)? Well, Hot Pink 2 unbelievably does just that! The disc has eighteen (18!) unedited vignettes with a seemingly endless array of big name actresses. Here they are in order of appearance (of the ones that I know) Bridgette Kerkove, Alexandra Silk, Aurora Snow, Asia Carrera, Rayveness, Sylvia Saint, Cheyenne Silver, Nina Hartley, Briana Banks, Felicia, Chloe, Dee and Daisy Chain.
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Penthouse: Pet of the Year 2002

Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003

Studio: Penthouse



Review brief: Not just for guys! As part of my ongoing quest to help girls find their own enjoyment of porn primarily through girl-only titles heres another delightful release Ive recently come across. This episode features Megan Mason, the 2002 Pet of the Year. She pairs with two gorgeous women and they with each other later. There are, in total, four exquisite girl/girl scenes, and four solo vignettes where the girls seductively undress and teasingly play with themselves while spreading their legs wide for the camera. The opening scene features Megan and Tera Patrick getting amorous in a bubbling hot tub by moonlight. The girls remove each others tops, squeeze and lick each others breasts, and then glide their tongues up each others necks and into each others mouths. The kissing is light early on, and the girls are soon sitting on the grass next to the waters edge with their thighs generously parted as each girl takes a turn exploring her partners center with her face.
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Critically Acclaimed: Babes Illustrated

Release date: 6/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/17/2003

Studio: Metro

Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Misty Rain, Dee [II] (classic female), Tabitha Stevens, Houston, Melanie Stone, Coral Sands, Tina Cheri, Syren, Grace Harlow, Tanya Danielle, Sydnee Steele

Review brief: Love is never having to do everything you see in girl/girl videos! When my girlfriend and I got together recently, this is the video that we enjoyed. Critically Acclaimed is a compilation disc that combines scenes from some of the slightly older Babes Illustrated issues. The photography and the settings are very colorful. And all of the girls really appear to be genuinely into one another during their encounters. This video features a wide variety of action. Theres plenty of kissing and pussy eating, which is a must. Theres also a fair amount of masturbation, finger and dildo fucking, and a little tribbing (pussy-to-pussy humping). I might also mention that the finger fucking where the girls use their own digits to hungrily impale themselves or each other -- was some of the most passionate that I had ever seen.
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No Cum Dodging Allowed 1 (Red Light District)

Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/8/2003

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Brian Surewood, Jon Dough, Megan [I] (ambiguous), Mercedes, Erik Everhard, Pamela, Amina, Patricia Petite, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: A Cum Drinking Training Manual! After watching No Cum Dodging Allowed a while ago (and after it, Down The Hatch #8), I can easily summarize my boyfriends comments into just six words I Want You To Do This! (Drink cum, that is.) Right, bucko! And wheres my ring?! Rather than give you a straight forward review of this movie, though, I thought Id share with you a truly unbelievable experience I had when I watched this video with a friend, (a girl, of course!). Now, just to be clear, this isnt the girlfriend with whom I share girl/girl videos, but another. This girls name is Andrea (not her real name), and the relationship she has with her boyfriend is kind of up-and-down. I think, in general, Andrea tries too hard. But even so, she doesnt manage to stay with her guys very long. Now, watching a really hardcore porno film such as this one isnt something I do everyday with my girlfriends. But Andrea knows that my boyfriend and I are into videos, and shell sometimes ask me for my advice (or a loaner) when shes having a guy stay over for the weekend.
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Down The Hatch 8

Release date: 7/19/2002
Reviewed on: 7/31/2003

Studio: Diabolic

Starring: Lexington Steele, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Mike John, Jessie J., Fujiko Kano, Lexi Lane, Alisha Lopez, Shyla Stylez, Brooke Ballentyne
Directed by: Mike John

Review brief: A Terminal Case of Penis Envy! When I first started out watching porn, I used to think that anal sex and DPs (double penetrations) were the nastiest things a girl could do on film. After watching a few cumshot videos with my boyfriend, though, Im now thoroughly convinced that drinking cum is even raunchier! My boyfriend absolutely loves it! I mean, from a guys perspective, whats not to like? Every orifice of a womans body can now become a tunnel of pleasure and conclusion! As a gonzo film, the cumshots and cum drinking in this video seem a lot more real. The girls talk about how much they love to catch and swallow cum. And they genuinely appear to enjoy both giving pleasure and savoring the flavor of each mans creamy thank you at the end. The action is pretty hot.
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Penthouse: Pets In Paradise 2

Release date: 7/27/2003
Reviewed on: 7/26/2003

Studio: Penthouse



Review brief: Quite a bit hotter than Playboy! Im still on this soft-porn kick, I hope you dont mind! Im searching for softer fare that others (young women, in particular) might find enjoyable, especially in the area of girl/girl videos. As background, my own introduction into the world of adult movies was rather abrupt. My boyfriend, bless his soul, took me right from mainstream into XXX -- without stopping in between. I survived just barely -- and my liking fortunately grew over time. Im hoping, though, to make the transition less traumatic for others. This is the first Penthouse video Ive ever seen, and I actually thought it was quite nice. The photography and background music arent on par with Playboy; but its definitely quite a bit hotter! Theres more kissing and pussy eating, and even a few sixty-nines. And the camera doesnt just give us a peak. There are, in fact, several nice open-thighed (and open-labiad) views of each girls center.
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Playboy: Playmates In Bed

Release date: 7/19/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003

Studio: Playboy



Review brief: Starting Out Im on this soft-porn kick and I just cant help it. I guess its because Id like to believe that softer titles might be a great way for someone (girls in particular) to gain an appreciation for girl/girl sex (based, of course, upon personal experience). This title is about as mild as you can get, so if youre looking for something explicit, youre sure to be disappointed. But as training wheels for porn, this feature isnt bad. There are eight vignettes, some of which can be rather brief. Four scenes are boy/girl, and the rest are girl-only. Here are my favorites: The opening scene features three lovelies moving into an apartment. They undress for the moving guy, and then put on skimpy bikini-style underwear. The first piece of furniture they set up is the bed (surprise!); and they do another strip tease for each other later. They moving guy, at last, cant take any more and joins all three of them in bed. Theres a fun segment where two gorgeous women one white and the other black frolic on the bed.
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Playboy Roommates

Release date: 6/28/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003

Studio: Playboy

Starring: Laura Cover, Kristi Cline, Jennifer Rovero, Jami Ferrell, Shannon Stewart, Miriam Gonzales, Neferteri Shephard, Roxanne Galla, Stacie Morrisette, Amelia Garduno, Amy Miller

Review brief: A Great Girl/Girl Initiation! I happened upon this disc recently, and I just had to review it. It isnt nearly as hardcore as some of the titles Ive written about recently. But ladies, if youre looking for a great way to initiate yourself into the joys and beauty of lesbian sex, this title is fantastic! The action, being Playboy, is very mild. But the girls and settings are gorgeous. And youll quickly be convinced that few things in this world are as tantalizing as two (or more) luscious babes getting intimate together! As a visual feast, this video is superb! Three of the scenes are boy/girl, (one being a threesome with two cuties). Girl/girl virgins will probably find this footage reassuring. Four of the vignettes, though, are girl-only and these are truly outstanding! The first involves two roommates discovering each other by dripping melted ice cream all over their bodies, particularly their breasts. They share a spoonful of dessert (and almost kiss).
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Girlvert 2

Release date: 12/6/2002
Reviewed on: 6/19/2003

Studio: JM Productions

Starring: Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Angel Long, Anthony Hardwood, Ashley Blue, Julie Night, Jasmine Lynn, Ben English, Dick Tracy

Review brief: The funniest, most outrageously porno movie Ive ever seen! Even with its silly title, this was easily the most outrageous and refreshingly funny porno movie Ive ever watched. Ashley Blue, a moon-faced brunette with torpedo-shaped tits, is an obnoxious bitch who is just a hoot to watch. She is verbally abusive to all of the men and women with whom she has sex. She calls all of the babes sluts, whores, and cunts! She jams their faces with dicks and spits into their mouth for fun. She dons a strap-on and fucks one girl along with the men deeply in both her pussy and her asshole. She loves to be pounded in her own back door and then to suck on the dick that did it! She revels in making other girls catch and swallow cum. And she partakes in the enjoyment of multiple helpings herself! (Needless to say, my boyfriend loved this film as much as I did.) But the sex is just part of the fun. Ashley smokes like a chimney and loves to eat pork rinds.
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Babes Illustrated 12

Release date: 2/12/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003

Studio: Metro

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Carolyn Monroe, Jade Marcela, Ember, Sabrine Maui, Taylor Ann, Taylor Starr, Tyler Starr, Ramona Luv, Nyomi Marcela, Kaylani Lei, AnnMarie Rios
Directed by: Mike Quasar

Review brief: Great Fireworks! Guys are so lucky. They can get horny in an instant, which makes them easy to entice and manipulate. Maybe thats why us girls love em so much. Women, on the other hand, are another story. Arousal is less dramatic (physically), and getting in the mood takes a lot longer. This is especially true when my girlfriend and I are together. Thats why when I found this video I couldnt wait to share it with her! We both thought it was terrific! I dont want to sound sexist, but our favorite scenes in the movie were the ones with the youngest girls. (It wasnt that long ago, incidentally, that we were both as young ourselves.) The first takes place outdoors by a pool. The second happens in a beautifully accessorized walk-in tub. The delicate kissing of lips and nipples by the women was the perfect expression of friendship. And the delicious eating and fingering of glistening pussies was, for us, the epitome of romantic expression. In both vignettes, I could almost feel the bone-numbing fatigue in my own jaw from just watching them.
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Boxcover for Gangbang Auditions 8
Gangbang Auditions 8

Release date: 4/25/2002
Reviewed on: 5/1/2003

Studio: Diabolic

Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Jay Ashley, Kimberly Franklin, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Shyla Stylez, Mario Rossi, Judy Star, Sid Shameless
Directed by: Gregg Alan

Review brief: For His Next Birthday! Ive never dreamt of having a gangbang. But after watching Gangbang Auditions #8, I just might dream about it, that is! The three girls are gorgeous. And they all look to be having the time of their lives. They take their mens dicks lovingly into every passage and then swallow their seed just as fervently at the end. My boyfriend loved this movie. I tried to pretend that I didnt but Im sure he wasnt fooled. The films depictions were a little intense, but the utter enthusiasm and vivaciousness of each actresss performance left me breathless. I wouldnt go so far as to say this film, at least from the actresses perspective, was empowering. But Im sure that each woman after fucking and completely satisfying each of her five guys had her ego boosted tremendously! Shyla, a tall blonde, begs for it at the beginning, but then orders her dudes around at the end. This was her first time with five men and she appeared to love every minute! I couldnt believe how fast and hard she sat on each of their dicks.
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Cum Swapping Sluts

Release date: 2/5/2002
Reviewed on: 1/18/2003

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Jay Ashley, Joel Lawrence, Margo, Autumn Haze, Trinity, Vantasia, Cherry Rose, Desert Rose, Ryan Meadows, Mark Ashley, Scarlet, Joelean, Kiwi Sweet
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: Girls Kissing and Sharing Cum! Cum Swapping Sluts from the Red Light District is a breakthrough series where the girls catch -- and then share the delicious cream amongst themselves. The emotionality of cum sharing is undeniable. Nothing is as nasty or as romantic as watching two girls lovingly exchanging their mans warm seed. My boyfriend, if Id let him, would enjoy the cum swapping conclusions of this movie over-and-over again until hes completely drained. (But thats what my pussy is for, isnt it? Not.) Ill have to admit it; if cum drinking is good, cum sharing is even better! The girls in this movie are really cute. Jolean and Cherry Rose, both blondes, kiss to share the sperm in the opening scene. Desert Rose (who reminds me of Denise Richards) and Vantasia do a sixty-nine style up-side-down tongue kiss to swap it. But its Autumn Haze and Margo in the finale who have the longest, most passionate cum-savoring kiss Ive ever seen to conclude this absolutely marvelous film.
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Someone's Daughter 1

Release date: 9/12/2002
Reviewed on: 1/14/2003

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, Honey, Darren James, Cameron, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Avy Scott, Saphire Rae, Misty Haze
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: The world needs a new genre Girl/Girl Cum Drinking! What do you think? I had to write this review. My boyfriend and my girlfriend both think Im crazy. Watching and enjoying adult videos isnt enough for me. I actually believe that I might have some ideas which might make movies better. Give a girl a break, okay? These thoughts were triggered by watching Someones Daughter #1 from the Red Light District. The opening scene is what did it for me. In it, Avy Scott appears with her long-time girlfriend, Hunter, where they make love together with Mark Davis. The women, however, dont just fuck him, they actually kiss and eat each others pussies quite passionately and then romantically drink his cum at the end. Believe it or not, this is actually the first time Ive seen this delicious mixture together in a very explicit film! As background, I love watching girl/girl sex. But two women just munching can sometimes get a little boring.
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Young Ripe Mellons 1 (Red Light District)

Release date: 9/4/2002
Reviewed on: 1/11/2003

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: Mark Davis, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Carmen, Steve Holmes, Loni, Lee Stone, Cameron, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Piper, Lolly, Avy Scott, Taylor Lynn, Piper Austin
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: Falling in Love with Avy Scott When my boyfriend asked me to watch this video with him recently I didnt have much interest. A movie about girls with big boobs fucking without any girl/girl action why would that appeal to me? After he promised me riches and jewelry (hardly) I acquiesced. And I was pleasantly surprised. Young Ripe Mellons #1 features six beautiful girls of all ethnicitys showing off their large, all-natural breasts (with the emphasis on the all-natural). There isnt an ounce of silicone (or saline) amongst them. Watching this movie reminded me that there is something magical about a girl with a really nice pair. Its amazing how much better cock sucking and fucking look when a girl with a really voluptuous set is doing it! Better yet, all of the girls (except one) have really nice personalities. So its kind of fun learning from them when their breasts first developed (early-teens, usually) and hearing them speak very matter-of-factly about a portion of their bodies which drives most males (and a few females) absolutely nuts.
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Swallow My Pride 1 (Red Light District)

Release date: 8/5/2002
Reviewed on: 12/29/2002

Studio: Red Light District

Starring: T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony Tedeschi, Leo, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Steve Holmes, Devlin Weed, Robbie James, Scott Lyons, Cameron, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Melanie Jagger, Julie Night, Fiona Cheeks, Babydol, David Dukes, Drew Allen, Trent Cocker, The Piercer, Billy Banks
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: A Cum Drinking Adventure! When my girlfriend came over recently, we decided to do something different. Well normally watch a girl/girl movie together as a prelude, but this time we thought wed peruse one of my boyfriends video, one that he hadnt shared with me yet (which, because he hadnt, only piqued my curiosity more). Well, you know the old saying, Curiosity killed the cat. Well, this video nearly killed me! It left both my girlfriend and I (momentarily) speechless. It was unbelievable. This movie features six girls, all of whom drink cum (which, by itself, is nothing new to me). But not only do they swallow the cream of the one or two guys fucking them, they also drink the loads of the movies director, and the other guys on the set. Each girl appears to take about a half-dozen loads. Except for Julie Night in the finale, who takes more like a dozen! I dont know how long it actually took to film her ending but the guys kept coming (literally)! When the video was over, my girlfriend and I looked at each other.
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2 on 1 11

Release date: 4/25/2002
Reviewed on: 12/24/2002

Studio: Diabolic

Starring: Mark Davis, Kimberly, Jessica, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard, Belladonna, Mario, Joy, Aurora Snow, Shila, Jessie J., Jodie Moore, Judy Star
Directed by: Erik Everhard

Review brief: Love is never having to do all of the things you see in porn videos! Oh my! My boyfriend sprang this video on me recently. He asked me to watch it with him as a prelude to our lovemaking, which wasnt uncommon. I had seen other hardcore action, including some anal, and a smattering of other methods of cum imbibement. The preparation these other movies had given me, however, was insufficient for what I experienced while watching this film. For some reason, he skipped over the introduction (which I later learned is a giant preview for the entire movie) and went straight for the opening scene. I shouldve been suspicious, but nothing yet at this point triggered my fight-or-flight reflex (or is that guys who have this?). Jessie J, a cute girl from England and one of my favorites, was paired with another pretty blonde, Jessica, in the opening scene. Both girls are wearing matching black lingerie, which they playfully hook with their fingers to pull them aside, allowing themselves to show off their cute butts and tight slits, and to deliciously kiss each others nipples.
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Hot Showers 5

Release date: 8/13/2002
Reviewed on: 12/20/2002

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Cherry Rain, Foxy Lady, Becca Bratt, August Night, Piper Austin, Riley Roberts, Tiffany Diamond, Lexy, Buffy Sinclaire, Cynthia Paul
Directed by: Clive McLean

Review brief: Why would I want to eat anywhere else? Like many hot-blooded women, I love to watch girls making love. Nothing in porn gets me more excited than enjoying two gorgeous babes getting physical with each other. Satisfying this urge, however, with something meaningful is often times difficult. Ive been watching a lot of amateur videos lately from Lezlovevideo.com. (LLV). The passion and quality unfortunately, are sometimes hit-or-miss. The Hot Showers series from Hustler is like a breath of fresh air. The girls are always young and lithe, and the photography by director Clive McLean is always stunning. The girls, in every scene, bathe and make love in very lavish settings. And the close-up shots of girls deliciously tonguing each others slits are always breathtaking. Why would I want to eat anywhere else? This episode is much improved over some in the recent past.
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Hot Showers 3

Release date: 3/6/2002
Reviewed on: 11/28/2002

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Candy, Amy, Jasmine, Nikkie Love, Sabrine Maui, Phoenix Ray, Cheryl Dynasty, Katie Morgan, Adrienne Almond
Directed by: Clive McLean

Review brief: A Tasty Appetizer Whenever my girlfriend and I get together, which isn't nearly as often as we'd like, we'll sometimes enjoy a little girl/girl eye candy as a prelude to our own activities. For visual appeal, the Hot Showers series from Hustler doesn't get any sweeter. The production values are top notch, the girls are cute and young, and there's only a minimal amount of storyline to get in the way. If you're looking for a romantic main course, this isn't the series. But as a tasty appetizer -- this movie is perfect. In this episode, the kissing is light, the pussy eating is lengthy (just as I like it), -- and the dildo play is excessive. I don't mind a little penetration. But each scene doesn't need to have it. I've always assumed that since guys are the major purchasers, studios think that they need to include this to sell a girl/girl video. Maybe someday when gals are also major customers, things might change. For now, I guess I'll just have to live with it (and f/forward through it).
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Fast Times at Deep Crack High 2

Release date: 9/12/2001
Reviewed on: 11/12/2002

Studio: Celestial Productions

Starring: Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Delfin, Claudia Adkins, Ava Moreles
Directed by: Stoney Curtis

Review brief: Nice Ass! After having my appreciation for anal sex heightened by Fast Times at Deep Crack High (the original), I thought I'd give #2 a try (get it?). This issue has some really cute girls. Aurora Snow is one of my favorites. Nichole Sheraton and Gwen Summers appear together in the second scene -- and again in the movie's outstanding slide show. (Yes, slide show!) The girls really appear to enjoy taking a dick into every hole (sometimes in succession). And the first two scenes have some really nice girl/girl action, which I always love. The movie opens with Aurora Snow going to a gym, and exercising in her cheerleading outfit -- without any panties -- as a means of seducing Mark Davis, a guy she has her eye on. It works. Guys are so easy. As an aside, if I were to ever come back in my next life as a porno movie actress, I'd want to make love to Aurora. Gina Ryder (a cute brunette), however, gets to do it for me. They take turns sucking Mark's dick -- and Aurora is one of the best I've ever seen at giving head.
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Barely Legal 18

Release date: 11/27/2001
Reviewed on: 11/3/2002

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Ian Daniels, Chloe, Craig, Seanna, Tawny, Ricky, Autumn, Mark Wood, Geneviebre, Sunrise
Directed by: Clive McLean

Review brief: A Day Without Sunrise (Adams) -- is like a Day Without Sunshine! After seeing Sunrise Adams in an especially enticing phone sex ad on numerous Hustler videos, I was dying to see her original scene which I eventually determined was from Barely Legal 18. Her vignette (which turned out to be the movie's finale) was a good one. If you haven't yet seen her, Sunrise is a gorgeous Christy Brinkley-style blonde with a beautiful face -- and a beautiful twat -- so she looks great fucking a firm dick in either place. There's a nice girl/girl scene (which is always my favorite) of one girl initiating the other into the joys of lesbian sex as they sun themselves by the pool. The girls in this issue are all young and lithe, and without an ounce of fat. And they always drink their man's cum when he climaxes, as much as is practicable, so the guy you're with (watching this movie) will surely be made happy. (Mine certainly was.) This episode had a little more first-person dialogue than most.
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Barely Legal 25

Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 10/12/2002

Studio: Hustler

Starring: Loni, Romeo, Jagger Haze, Elizabeth Del Mar, Jordan Perry, Jessica Dee, Betty Sinclair
Directed by: Clive McLean

Review brief: Great with Friends! For those times when I have the opportunity to watch an adult film in mixed (or non-mixed) company, I'll normally suggest an episode of Barely Legal. The photography is always excellent. The girls, barely over eighteen, are always fresh faced and naturally breasted (which I like). And there is usually just enough storyline to establish the scene and make it interesting. The sex -- in both pussies and asses -- is always hot. The girl/girl interludes (which my girlfriends and I especially love) are always tender and beautifully depicted. And the cumshots -- normally served in or around a pretty girl's mouth -- are a much more satisfying (and romantic) way to end a scene than with the utterly stupid (cum) facials offered by other films. My favorite love scene (in this episode) is definitely the one with two girls who spend their time discovering each other -- rather than walking their dogs (good choice). The most enjoyable fucking takes place in the second scene -- where the guy sticks his dick lovingly up the girl's really tight ass.
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Fast Times at Deep Crack High 1

Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 10/4/2002

Studio: Celestial Productions

Starring: T.T. Boy, Bobby Vitale, Dave Hardman, Sabrina, Taylor St. Clair, Scott, Nina, Erik Everhard, April Flowers, Catalina, Jade Marcela, Brandy, Alliyah Yi, Envy Mi
Directed by: Stoney Curtis

Review brief: When I first saw this movie not too long ago, I was surprised to discover just how much I enjoyed its fun depiction of anal sex. The girls are cute (which always helps). And the numerous up-their-skirt shots early on really served to pique my interest. Maybe it was the silly "Deep Crack High" monogrammed cheerleading outfits that they wore; maybe it was the excellent (professionally shot) slide show of the movie's three cutest babes; or maybe it was the copious amounts of girl/girl loving in the opening scene (and a later vignette) that did it for me. But when you combine all three in a flick which energetically explores beautiful girls fucking -- in both their pussies and their asses -- it's hard not to walk away with a greater appreciation for the joys of (watching) anal sex. The opening scene was easily my favorite. Bobby Vitale coerces two cute babes, Sabrina (a brunette) and Nina (a blonde), to have sex with him by promising to take them to a party. Both women are absolutely gorgeous.
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