Swallow My Pride 1 (Red Light District) Review

When my girlfriend came over recently, we decided to do something different. We’ll normally watch a girl/girl movie together as a prelude, but this time we thought we’d peruse one of my boyfriend’s video, one that he hadn’t shared with me yet (which, because he hadn’t, only piqued my curiosity more). Well, you know the old saying, “Curiosity killed the cat.” Well, this video nearly killed me! It left both my girlfriend and I (momentarily) speechless. It was unbelievable.

This movie features six girls, all of whom drink cum (which, by itself, is nothing new to me). But not only do they swallow the cream of the one or two guys fucking them, they also drink the loads of the movie’s director, and the other guys on the set. Each girl appears to take about a half-dozen loads. Except for Julie Night in the finale, who takes more like a dozen! I don’t know how long it actually took to film her ending – but the guys kept coming (literally)! When the video was over, my girlfriend and I looked at each other. We both had this incredulous look on our faces – and our mouths were hanging open (which we both quickly shut, lest something wet might fly in there!).

The voluminous cum drinking, however, was not the only outrageous feature. Another was the abusiveness of the sex. Several of the girls appear to be anal or double-penetration (DP) virgins. When it goes in there, the men are gentle at first. And one girl, Drew Allen, even says that it hurts. But the men ignore this, and instead, fuck the women harder. Drew herself is almost brought to tears, and a few of the girls spend their entire scene alternating between whimpering (from pain) – and moaning (from delight).

Each scene also starts out with an up-front interview. The girls appear to be genuinely happy to be there (on the set), and they all say, “I want to swallow your pride,” which sounded absolutely stupid. But they all do (swallow), and when they’re interviewed again at the end, they all sounded remarkably proud of their accomplishments. They all appeared to have really enjoyed -- both the experience they just had – and the flavor and refreshingness of the cum they just drank! It leaves one thinking that, gee, maybe rough-house-sex-with-a-cum-drinking-chaser really is pleasurable and good tasting! (Nah!)

My girlfriend kept wanting to fast-forward through the fucking, but I wouldn’t let her. And she took on this annoying habit of counting the number of times each girl would catch and swallow the cum (“three, four…”). I wanted to slap her.

Afterwards, over coffee, we both discussed what had it taken to get these girls (all amateurs) to do what they had done (and what, corallarily, it would take for us to do something similar). Well, the men did have really big dicks, which they really knew how to use. And I’m sure, in their normal lives, there’s no way any of these girls would’ve experienced such intense fucking. I’m also certain that having the guys maintain themselves for so long – and then inspiring (through their own sexiness) several others to completion -- was a fantastic boost to each girl’s ego. Finally, and this is the kicker – they got paid to do it! (which, in my book, sure beats dinner-and-a-movie any day).

Would my girlfriend and I ever consider doing what these girls did? Fuck no! (Plus, we’re probably a little too old.)

And if my boyfriend ever gave me the fuck-of-my-life, would I then consider swallowing his cum? I won’t say, but I’m certain that my answer would probably rhyme with “snow!”

Looking back, Swallow My Pride #1 is actually a very entertaining release; and I recommend it very highly. But it’s definitely not for the faint-of-heart.

Thinking towards the future, I wonder when my beau will work up the courage to show me this video. I’m actually looking forward to it. But, in the meantime, my girlfriend and I are anxiously anticipating our next video adventure. Any suggestions?