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Swallow My Pride 1 (Red Light District) Review

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Reviewed by KurtXYZ  on  1/14/2003
Drinking Cum – Because They Love It!


I’d like to believe that all girls in the not-too-distant-future will drink cum as romantically and as passionately as they give head or fuck in their pussies today! But why wait when you can enjoy Swallow My Pride #1 right now, a film in which all of the girls hungrily toss back sperm as though it were a delicious elixir of life – which it is!

As far as semen-sipping movies go, this one is fantastic. Not only does each girl inform you of her love for cum before hand, she also swallows the cream completely (after fucking) – and then tells you again afterwards how much she just enjoyed drinking it! There’s no gagging, choking or spitting-out of the delicious nectar; just beautiful babes lovingly ingesting the sacred seed which emanates, like a magical spring, deeply from within each man’s virile body.

Six girls appear, and they all cherishingly drink the cum served to them by the one or two guys who fuck them. But they also want more. Some of the gals wait patiently for their men to replenish themselves – and then jerk off into their mouths again. Others kneel obediently to let Brandon Iron, the director, and the other guys on the set also have a turn. Most girls take 4-6 loads. Julie Night in the finale takes almost ten! Some spurts are smooth, some are lumpy, and others are watery. It doesn’t matter. Julie drinks them all like the Energizer Bunny. She just keeps-on-going! – which is a great ending to this marvelously satisfying film.

But wait, there’s more! Some of these babes are novices, it seems, when it comes to anal pokings and DP (double-penetration). Both are sometimes painful, and a few of the girls are brought nearly to tears as their men pound them mercilessly (which was actually quite enjoyable to watch). They whimper and moan, but then happily drink a mouthful of cum at the end – as if to congratulate themselves for enduring the most agonizing (and fulfilling) fucking they’ve ever received in their lives!

Swallow My Pride #1 is thus a wonderful combination of warm cum drinking – and really rough sex! If the juxtaposition of these fun activities might interest you, by all means, please read on.

Melanie Jagger, a sexy Italian-looking babe is up first. Melanie has great tits, warm thighs, and romantic hazel-colored eyes which are prettiest when she looks directly (and seductively) at the camera. For the first part of her scene, Melanie blows the director, Brandon Iron, outdoors on a secluded balcony. Her beautifully thick lips look great wrapped around Brandon’s cock, which she sucks like a Popsicle and dive-bombs hungrily with her face. Melanie claims to have eaten cum since she was fourteen, so she must be a pro, right? Strangely, though, when Brandon comes in her mouth, her tongue quivers while waiting, and Melanie audibly gags when the cream goes inside. She recomposes herself quickly, smiles, and says, “It was great!” after she downs his load completely. Melanie then scoops the excess from her face – and licks her fingers clean.

Wanting more, she goes indoors to screw two more guys; one white, the other black. She takes one cock at a time missionary, reverse and doggy – in both her pussy and her asshole – while the other cock is jammed chokingly down her throat. Melanie has a really gorgeous ass (which looks great as she’s fucked doggy in her twat). She also has a very pretty pussy (which she displays unattended as she’s poled reverse cowgirl in her rear). Melanie takes it DP face-down quite comfortably. But, in the best part of her scene, she finds the experience to be quite painful – when she takes both dicks DP face-up! Melanie stops smiling, bites her lip and pushes back on her partner’s thighs; her eyes fearful and looking as though she wishes her dudes would stop. Becoming more vicious, the men then lay Melanie on her back with her tush in the air – and take turns fucking forcibly down into her rectum – as Melanie’s whimpering cries echo plaintively throughout elegantly spacious house.

When her men are at-last satisfied, they take turns jerking off into her mouth. The white guy goes first and drips his cum on to her tongue. The black guy is more emphatic and shoots a stream into the back of Melanie’s throat which makes her gag. Melanie, not yet content, then lets Brandon ejaculate an even bigger and thicker load behind her teeth, which also splatters on to her cheek and dribbles down her chin. One more dude drizzles a few drops between her gracefully parted lips; and Melanie ends her scene looking quite pleased with herself, especially after she cleans her face, and deliciously swallows all of the cum completely!

In one of the most exciting vaginal fuckings I’ve ever enjoyed, twenty-one-year-old Cameron from Knoxville, Tennessee, goes head-to-head with TT Boy who rides her hard – and puts her up wet! Cameron (who looks like Cameron Diaz) has a great set of tits, but they fail to win her any special consideration as TT screws her gently at first – but then fucks her progressively rougher as the scene moves on. TT uses his cock to hook her mouth – and to stretch out her face! He uses his hand to choke her – as he pokes her missionary in her cunt. He then slaps her ass hard (and makes it red) – as he pounds her doggy from the rear. Cameron finds the latter to be quite uncomfortable, and she begins to gasp and push back against him. In a very emotional display, Cameron’s body eventually becomes completely flushed – including her face, ass and tits – as her energetically painful fucking continues.

Despite her obvious discomfort, TT adds insult-to-injury by having Cameron hump him (and do all of the work) while she sits cowgirl astride his dick. In one of the more excitingly portions of the vignette, TT then bear-hugs Cameron tightly around the waist (to make sure she doesn’t get away) – as he then jackhammers her pussy furiously from below. Cameron writhes against him, and then alternates between throwing her head back and howling like a wolf at moon; or looking back at the camera with her eyes wide-with-fear as if pleading with the director to somehow make him stop.

In a brief respite, TT lies romantically on top of Cameron (fucking her missionary) and kisses her gently about her beautiful face and lips. As he quickens his pace, he goes back to clutching her menacingly about her throat. He is soon humping her as furiously and painfully as before. Cameron lays there obediently and whimpers; but she again looks up at the camera beseechingly as if to say, “Please, help me!”

At last he withdraws, and Cameron scrambles to the floor to thankfully capture his cum, which she proudly displays in her mouth before swallowing it all in one huge eyes-closed gulp. TT verbally insults her as his parting shot, and two more dudes jerk off into her mouth, which she loves. Cameron then smiles and tells us how much she enjoyed herself to gratifyingly conclude her exciting fuck-of-a-lifetimes scene.

Fiona Cheeks, an effervescent blonde (with braces) happily screws two black guys on a sofa. She takes one dick easily into her pussy – doggy, missionary, cowgirl and reverse – while the other dick finds a cozy home for itself -- in her mouth. Fiona has really pretty pussy lips – which look great delicately wrapped around each dude’s dick. For her finish, Fiona takes both loads in her mouth, with a little going up her nose. The director and some other guys join in later, and Fiona pushes a mouthful of cum forward to completely cover her braces – before swallowing it all completely, and then showing off her beautifully vacant mouth afterwards.

In the shortest segment, Baby Doll, a cute Southern belle, gives a quick outdoor blowjob to the movie's director. Baby Doll has pleasant features and beautiful brown eyes, but there’s no doubt that she looks prettiest when, at the end of her scene, her tongue is completely coated with a huge dollop of Brandon’s cum!

In my favorite scene, Drew Allen, a sexy brunette, fucks two European guys in a colorful studio atop a cool black leather chaise lounge. Drew has the maturest sounding voice, which only serves to make her upcoming abuse seem that much more voluntary and enthralling. Her men have this silly habit of treating her meanly – and then kissing her romantically or jamming their dicks in her mouth – both in order to shut her up!

The exciting portion of Drew's adventure kicks off when they begin to fuck her anally. One guy works his dick slowly into her ass doggy – and Drew, being outspoken, says, “Oh, that hurts!” Hearing her discomfort, the second dude stuffs his dick into her face to silence her, as the first guy pauses momentarily – before fucking her even harder!

Like Melanie and Cameron before her, Drew ends her scene with her body completely flushed, with her eyes and hair looking hollow and disheveled from her experience. The men ease her down with some gentle pussy fucking, but then work her back up to an exciting face-up DP finish; the guy beneath her grasping her in a sort-of loving head-lock as he jams his dick forcibly from the rear in her ass. Drew then gasps and tries to maintain her composure as the guy standing between her thighs – fucks her visibly and ferociously in her pussy!

In a great cum eating finish, Drew kneels between both dudes as they take turns spraying her mouth and face with cum. The second dude succeeds in shooting most of his seed on to the chaise lounge next to her – which Drew proceeds to lovingly lick up drop-by-drop like a mini-Hoover vacuum cleaner! No girl has ever eaten cum (not already in her mouth) more hungrily. This, combined with the hurtful intensity of her fucking, made this scene truly unbelievable!

In a great finale, Julie Night, a flat-haired blonde with Cleopatra eyes, screws two black guys, this time painlessly for a change. Julie gives us some fun anal and some nice ass-to-mouth. But the best part of her segment comes when she fucks her dudes DP face-down while lying on top of them. From this view, I couldn’t help but notice that Julie had one of the prettiest perineums that I had ever seen (the pink bridge of skin between her pussy and ass hole), which glistens deliciously as the two dark cocks bury themselves deeply on either side.

For her seemingly non-stop cum drinking finish, Julie takes multiple spurts from her two gents, and then some from the director and the other guys. In one of the most tantalizing images, three guys ejaculate their loads of various consistencies – watery, milky and extra chunky – simultaneously into her mouth. Julie blows bubbles and gargles with the cum before swallowing. The movie concludes when Julie says modestly, “You’re welcome,” after Brandon thanks her and commends her – for “swallowing everyone’s pride!”

As extras, the disc contains both bloopers and outtakes, a slide show, and trailers for other Red Light District releases.

Get Swallow My Pride #1 – and see for yourself just how wonderful the world will be when all girls lovingly drink cum. I wouldn’t want you to miss it!



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