2 on 1 11 Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  12/24/2002

Love is … never having to do all of the things you see in porn videos!

Oh my! My boyfriend sprang this video on me recently. He asked me to watch it with him as a prelude to our lovemaking, which wasn’t uncommon. I had seen other hardcore action, including some anal, and a smattering of other methods of cum imbibement. The preparation these other movies had given me, however, was insufficient for what I experienced while watching this film.

For some reason, he skipped over the introduction (which I later learned is a giant preview for the entire movie) and went straight for the opening scene. I should’ve been suspicious, but nothing yet at this point triggered my fight-or-flight reflex (or is that guys who have this?).

Jessie J, a cute girl from England and one of my favorites, was paired with another pretty blonde, Jessica, in the opening scene. Both girls are wearing matching black lingerie, which they playfully hook with their fingers to pull them aside, allowing themselves to show off their cute butts and tight slits, and to deliciously kiss each other’s nipples. Nothing unusual so far. They then crawl demeaningly up a beautifully carpeted staircase where they are met at the top by Lexington Steel, this handsome black guy with a hugely monstrous pole. Now I’m not into black cock, although I don’t dislike (watching) it; and I’m sure that my boyfriend wasn’t trying to get me hooked on it. But this opening scene was tremendous.

The girls take turns fucking and sucking Mr. Steel’s black rod; but what made this scene so enthralling was when he started screwing both girls in their asses. His pole was so long and straight – and he would stick it in so deeply – that I couldn’t take my eyes off of it! I mean, for god’s sake, how far could that thing go in? All of the way, I soon found out.

The girls then suck it when he withdraws (which is something I had seen before, so I wasn’t surprised by this). But when he comes, he does so on Jessica’s face – and Jessie then laps it up – and feeds his cum into Jessica’s mouth, whatever portion that isn’t there already. I wasn’t a cum swapping virgin, but what really made this scene exciting was how beautifully romantic Jessie and Jessica share it. Cum wasn’t just this nasty goo that men wanted women to hungrily drink to boost their egos, but instead took on this magical quality of lovemaking’s ultimate potion. I don’t know if it was the lighting, the music in the background, or the beauty of the women that created these distractions in my mind. (I mean, this video wasn’t a grand epic, by any means.) But I found myself captivated by the dreamy way in which the girls relished his cum, and I couldn’t wait to discover what happens next.

Jodie Moore, another cute blonde from England, shares two guys in a bed. They treat her like a fuckable rag doll as they pleasure themselves in her mouth and pussy. The outstanding portion of Jody’s scene comes towards the end when her men give her multiple DP’s (double penetrations), first face-down. then face-up – and then while holding her in the air between them, as each dude, standing and facing Jody (and facing each other), sticks his dick up into one of her lower feminine orifices. Imagine an exotic dancer, naked, with her arms and legs wrapped around a fireman’s pole – who sits in a chair consisting of only two large dicks – which invade her like two exploring snakes – and support her weight entirely. Get the picture? Both guys later shoot their loads into Jodie’s oral cavern, and Jodie ends her scene with a mouth full of cum – and delicate lines of cream criss-crossing her face -- as though a chef had used it for some beautiful sauce painting. Again, Jodie takes her man’s seed, not like a girl who is having pickle juice squirted harshly down her throat -- but like a baby reaching eagerly for its mother’s warm milk.

A really pretty French girl, Kimberly, is up next. She fucks her two guys in an upstairs loft game room over a pool table and then on the sofa. For her cumshots, Kimberly lets the men pump her missionary one last time in her pussy before each dude jerks off into her mouth. She lies on her back, and they shoot their cream from different directions; one guy from over her head, and the other guy from the side of her face. Kimberly catches all that comes her way, swallows it – and then sucks on both dicks so thankfully, you’d swear that drinking their semen had literally just saved her life! (For heaven’s sake, it’s just cum!) The best part of this scene, though, was right after the first climax, when Kimberly, already satiated with a tummy full of sperm, is still being fucked by her second dude who is trying to bring himself to completion. It is here that Kimberly looks most content, as she relaxes with her legs open and her dude pounding her with all of his might, as Kimberly eagerly awaits his completion – and yet another serving of delicious cream. Kimberly, afterwards, waves bye-bye to the camera as delightfully as if she were making a enticing travel ad TV spot. (Yeah, “Come to France – and I’ll happily drink your cum! Auvoir.”)

As much as the earlier scenes affected me, they were merely appetizers for what came next. My boyfriend knows that I’m secretly in love with Aurora Snow, who appears with another blonde, Shila; both of whom are wearing colorful thong bikinis. The girls engage in some nice girl/girl action, kissing each other’s mouths and breasts, and then fingering each other’s pussies. But the overpowering nature of this scene was easily its clever mixing of lesbian love making – with other nastier forms of sex; namely ass-to-mouth (sucking on a dick after it has fucked the girl or her partner in the ass), and the delicious swallowing of cum. The first powerful image that I remember was of Shila riding cowgirl astride her dude’s dick – and then reaching with her face towards Aurora (who is sitting just beyond his head) to eat her pussy. The next and most mind-blowing visual comes when Aurora is underneath Shila in a sixty-nine gently licking Shila’s clit – as her dude fucks Shila’s asshole doggy just above her. He withdraws numerous times – so that Aurora can suck his cock and taste Shila’s gentle flavor upon it; and, for his final unsheathe – he injects his semen straight down -- directly into Aurora’s eagerly open mouth. Imagine Aurora Snow drinking cum – as if it were a refreshment squirted from a bola (Italian water bottle)– and you’ll be close. The girls then, like Jessie and Jessica before them, exchange the cum passionately between them.

The last two scenes feature Judy Star tuning her head to-and-fro to hungrily catch two loads served to her seemingly at random; and then Joy and Belladonna who lie on their backs to capture their man’s cum, and then tongue kiss romantically at the end to share it.

I had seen ass-to-mouth, cum drinking and cum swapping before. But I guess I had never experienced it -- with really beautiful girls (whom I truly love) -- in a really gorgeous setting. And the girls never appeared before to enjoy the flavor of their own (or the other’s girl’s) ass on their man’s dick, or the flavor his cum – as much as they did in this movie! Or maybe it was just the amorous mood I was in, or the wine that I had had, that made this film appear to be better than it really was. (Or maybe, I’m just a sucker for any kind of action – mixed with girl/girl sex. You think; oh, shit?!)

I have no desire in real life to do any of the above, and neither does my boyfriend (or that’s at least what he says when I express myself. Hmmm?) But I do find myself viewing this sort of action – and enjoying it much more – than the tamer fare I used to watch previously. It took me a while to get here. But the wider perspective has made porn surprisingly a lot more interesting for me overall.

My boyfriend now says that he wants me to see a gangbang video. (Are there two girls? I mean… no!) For goodness sake -- can’t the bastard leave well enough alone? Peace out!