2 on 1 11 Review

Reviewed by snowden porn  on  5/20/2002

This is my first purchase from the 2 on 1 series. I purchased it because of Shyla (the tanned blonde on the cover). She's my favourite pornstar and I'm trying to get all the movies she stars in.

The idea behind 2 on 1 is, you've guessed it, 2 girls on 1 guy, or in other cases 2 guys on 1 girl. Other than Shyla, the cast looks very good on paper, but what's the actual movie like? Are you sitting comfortably?..then I'll begin.

Scene 1: Jessie J + Jessica V's Lexington Steele

Here we have hot blonde Brit Jessie J and Eastern-block girl Jessica. Both girls explore each other's body before climbing up the stairs on all fours until they reach the summit where Lex is waiting. The girls go to work on his little wiener (yeah right! that thing is f'cking huge!!!) All the usual sexploits you expect from an Anabolic/Diabolic movie and lots of different positions covered. Reverse cowgirl, Pussy 2 Mouth, Ass 2 Mouth, you name it. The scene ends with a nice load being dropped on Jessica's face as Jessie J, that nasty Brit, come over to lick it off. Pretty average scene.

Likes: Jessie J looking fit, nasty, and taking some deep anal from behind by Lex's saveloy.

Dislikes: Jessica's, (not Jessie J) annoying strong masculine voice, and the way she keeps spitting on Lex's tool, at some points you even see the spit spray onto the camera lens.

Scene 2: Jodie V's Eric Everhard + Mario

Oh my God! Who is this girl! She is absolutely gorgeous. She's tall, blonde, has a perfect body, she's Jodie Moore! The Aussie sex pot teases the camera showing off that shaggable frame and wearing a very sexy little number (black hot pants + sparkly top). She looks like a typical Swedish girl (reminds me of Nikki Anderson) I can't wait to see her get ruined Diabolic style!

Likes: Jodie looks good enough to eat, she's so pretty I'm amazed she performs a DPP, then a DP, then a mid-air DP. Eric unloads a nice amount into her mouth spraying a squirt across one side of her face, Mario unloads his custard mix into her mouth, Eric manages to squeeze out a second helping! Impressive stuff by the 'Boy Wonder'. I can't wait to see Jodie taking on Lex in Balls Deep 4!

Dislikes: None, I'm very happy with this scene.

Scene 3: Kimberly V's Eric + Marc Davis

Kimberly is a French/Canadia brunette girl, very pretty, doesn't speak a word of English. She does a nice little tease before the two guys go to work on her.

Likes: The guys put in a good solid cock performance, spit-roasting the poor girl, DP'ing her (no double anything and no A2M). Good loads dropped into her waiting mouth (2 from Eric again!) and swallowed as if it were in short supply! I like the way she moans "C'est bon!" and "Oui" although I can see myself getting pissed off with her repetitive moans.

Dislikes: I didn't think there was any real heat in this scene, it had the energy and the stamina but lacked intensity I feel. Maybe its just me but I didn't find her very 'sexy'. Sure she's beautiful and pretty but I feel she's lacking in one quality...Nastiness!

Scene 4: Shyla + Aurora V's Eric

The camera begins focusing on Shyla. Ooohhh she's looking mighty fine, wearing a nice colourful flowery bikini, nice tanned skin, nice blonde hair, she's just perfect.

This scene begins with something that none of the others contain, dirty talking straight at the camera! Shyla talks to the viewers asking us if we want to fuck her in the pussy or in the ass, or whether we'd just like to watch her get fucked real hard. The camera zooms in and out to her face showing us her beautiful face as she pouts away. Already this scene has started off well and I've already cum!

Likes: Shyla talking dirty to the camera and pouting away. Aurora performs A2M (Shyla unfortunately does not). 10 sec of Shyla briefing rimming Eric.

Dislikes I've got a few moans about this scene. The anal insertions were poor. If they were not edited out, then Aurora's hand/arm was in the way blocking the insertion. I didn't like the camera work in this scene at all. The camera was wobbly, never stayed still for more than 10 seconds, was constantly too close to the action, (don't get me wrong I like close ups but there was not one full shot of Shyla's body during the sex). Check out Shyla in Lex the Impaler 2 to see how the whole body can be appreciated during sex and not just the bottom half. No A2M for Shyla.

Scene 5: Judy Star V's Eric + Marc Davis

Another French/Canadian import, quite pretty, very long (ass length) hair. For those of you interested there's DPP, DP and lashings of A2M's.

Likes: Pure high energy shagging. Two good amounts of freshly squeezed yoghurt straight into her mouth and swallowed accordingly.

Dislikes: Lot of people might think I'm mad but I didn't like this scene. Judy's screams, groans and shouts made her sound like a little boy which I found really off putting.

Scene 6: Bella + Joy V's Eric

Both girls are dressed in those big fishnet type stockings things that we are seeing a lot of lately (particularly in Jules Jordan movies). I like them, and I like the way they can be easily ripped to expose an easy access entry hole to the lady's brown canal.

Likes: Eric receiving some nice deep head, and rimming by Bella. Better camera work in this scene then the scene with Shyla and Aurora. The camera appreciates the whole of their body during the sex and the stockings stay on! To cap the scene and movie off Eric releases into Joy's mouth and swapped into Bella's.

Dislikes None.

Overall:

I hope I haven't put anyone off buying this film, and I hope I haven't been too hash, because on paper the casts are very respectable, there's some big names here in Bella, Shyla, Aurora, Kimberly, Jessie J, and Judy Star. My real moans come from the camera work on Shyla's scene, the lack of heat in Kimberly's scene, and the 'boyish' screams of Judy.

However there is some good to come out of this, in the form of Jodie Moore, and Shyla's tease. This is a keeper for me, but perhaps it won't get played as much as my Jules Jordan titles.

Please e-mail me at snowden_porn@yahoo.com for any complaints, queries or advice on this review.