Hot Showers 3 Review

Whenever my girlfriend and I get together, which isn't nearly as often as we'd like, we'll sometimes enjoy a little girl/girl eye candy as a prelude to our own activities. For visual appeal, the Hot Showers series from Hustler doesn't get any sweeter. The production values are top notch, the girls are cute and young, and there's only a minimal amount of storyline to get in the way. If you're looking for a romantic main course, this isn't the series. But as a tasty appetizer -- this movie is perfect.

In this episode, the kissing is light, the pussy eating is lengthy (just as I like it), -- and the dildo play is excessive. I don't mind a little penetration. But each scene doesn't need to have it. I've always assumed that since guys are the major purchasers, studios think that they need to include this to sell a girl/girl video. Maybe someday when gals are also major customers, things might change. For now, I guess I'll just have to live with it (and f/forward through it). But don't get me wrong, parts of Hot Showers #3 were excellent.

The opening scene -- which was a throw-away -- features two Oriental girls. One, Sabrine Maui who I had seen before, is quite cute. The setting, a Japanese-style bath, was elegant, and the early nipple licking was quite nice. Unfortunately, the girls spend almost the entire scene humping each other with colorful translucent strap-ons. I'm sorry, but one of the worst things about two girls screwing -- is that they usually aren't very good at it. And these two are just awful. The penetration is weak, and the pumping is stagnant. I hate to say it -- but guys are much better fuckers! (And when it comes to dicks, I'd rather suck on one -- than fuck with one! Studios, are you listening?) Luckily, the subsequent scenes are much more satisfying.

In the second-best vignette of the film, two pretty blondes make love in a rose-colored marble tub. One is already showering when the second one enters to pee, the latter joining the former to bathe afterwards (thank god!). The girls exchange kisses and eat each other deliciously while standing. The camera gives us a nice upwards view as each girl reaches with her tongue to enjoy her partner's center. The girls finish by using shimmery plastic toys to poke each other, climax, and conclude with a reassuring kiss at the end.

The best scene of the movie features a gorgeous Connie Seleca-style brunette paired with a luscious Susan Anton-like blonde making love in a rustic bunkhouse tub. The kissing and oral sex in this scene was quite nice. My favorite portions come when the blonde (who does most of the work) reaches with her pointed tongue to bisect the blonde's labia from below; and when she flattens her tongue to lick her partner's pussy from the front as though it were a smooth and creamy ice cream cone. Yum! (When I looked over, I could see my girlfriend reflexively licking her lips and reaching with her own tongue out into space.) The girls finish by pleasing each other with tickling dildos, (the kind with two heads pointing in the same direction; a big one for their pussies -- and a little one for their clits), then sitting on each other's faces and kissing.

There's a silly threesome where one of two blondes wears black latex and sunglasses -- in the shower -- for the entire scene. The best part of this encounter comes when the girls assume a nice fuck-me-doggy-while-I-eat-her-pussy daisy chain towards the scene's conclusion.

The final segment is a nice depiction of two girls home from school in the afternoon, discovering each other, rushing upstairs to be alone. They get topless and lick each other's pebble hard nipples. They then strip down to their panties -- to get into the shower (how silly!). They pull aside their sopping undies to eat each other from the rear. Then there's that dildo thing again, and before you know it -- the credits begin to roll.

As advice, this movie is best enjoyed by using your video player's features -- bookmarking, looping and playing in slow motion all of the delicious helpings of oral sex; freezing on the kissing; and fast-forwarding through the infomercial-like appliance demonstrations. The slide show, incidentally -- which plays by itself -- is also quite nice.

Despite the toys, watching Hot Showers #3 made my girlfriend and I feel very beautiful and sexy. As a prelude -- it worked great! Enjoy.