Pussycat Ranch Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  11/24/2009

Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards) helps Ma Belle (Molly Malone) open up the PUSSYCAT RANCH (1978, VCX-Cal Vista classic re-release, 2009) in John Christopher's ultra dumb and too long 92 minute XXX western comedy. The good news is that Samantha Fox is in a bunch of the sex scenes and she looks great as does the sexy Arcadia Lake who has a long suck and fuck session with Eric. Skip to their sex scenes; pass by the lame-brained comedic hijinks that mostly fall flat or land with a thud.

During the opening credits, Samantha Fox, Heather Young and Daisy Mae horseback ride topless. Nice.

Later, the trio take a roll in the hay with a goober named John Boy. (Heather and Daisy mostly paw at each other while Sam rides cowgirl in her black boots, sports a terrific tush during upright doggie with Roger Caine. His cumshot lands on her left butt cheek---!!!)

Billy and Snake (Joey Silvera) ride in then Billy falls into bed with Polly (Arcadia Lake) who has a stash of money for him. (The couple take their good ol' time taking off their clothes then engage in a terrific suck and fuck sequence. Arcadia looks mighty fine in black boots above the knee and nothin' else---!!! 1/2)

Billy and Snake hide out at Ma Belle's farm. (Sam and Heather give Eric a blowjob then Roger Caine joins them for dual doggie action with Eric butt fucking Sam, or so they say. Meanwhile, Joey gets busy with the flat-chested Daisy Mae for a rather dull mish session---!! 1/2)

Needing more money to pay the mortgage, Ma Belle opens up the Pussycat Ranch with her girls as hookers.

Their first customers are the Sheriff and other local yokels. (Sam's suck and fuck session with Don Peterson is fun---!!! but Daisey Mae's roll in the sack with R. Bolla is incredibly dull---! 1/2 as well as irritating with Vangelis music blaring as background music)

So, writer/editor/director John Christopher's PUSSYCAT RANCH (1978) is far from purrrrrrrr-fect. Viewers might want to skip around on this disc to catch Samantha Fox in fine pussycat form. Arcadia Lake's romp with Eric Edwards is popping up as a bonus scene on other VCX-Cal Vista classic re-releases. Meanwhile, I've reviewed two other John Christopher titles that are superior to this DVD; so check out HERE COMES THE BRIDE (!!! 1/2 outa !!!!!) or SWEDISH SORORITY GIRLS (!!! outa !!!!!) before bothering with PUSSYCAT RANCH, which receives a final rating of !! 1/2 outa !!!!!

Extras include VCX-Cal Vista Classic trailers, bonus scenes, legendary tribute.